#truly a gift that keeps on.... giving

[tumortain]

roe..............

[bloodwards]

might have taken like 4 years but oh boy he sure made good on that promise lol

[adobe-outdesign]

Bewear is such a good Pokemon because "one of the most dangerous Pokemon in Alola is a bear" sounds completely reasonable until you learn that it looks like this

and then you're like "oh that's not so scary" and then you read the Pokedex and it's like "this thing breaks people's spines"

[userarmand]

outtakes for out magazine [via jason hetherington]

[jestersloverre]

The ‘pointing a gun at his face’ to ‘doing our makeup together’ pipeline.

[ministarfruit]

this is my non-spoiler review of the doppelgänger routes

[esmes]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Jingles a little bell in front of you to convince you to do tasks.

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[slutforpringles]

The way that Motorsport Italy have quadrupled down on their claims about the reasons for Checo being kept at Red Bull really makes me think they have some very juicy insider info (quite possibly through their connections at VCarb).

via: Motorsport Italy | Horner sulla conferma di Perez: "Non abbiamo di meglio"

[ruby-red-inky-blue]

honestly critical role has never been more relatable than Caduceus/Taliesin in the Rumblecusp arc

being put in an environment where you SHOULD thrive, only to fail comically at literally any given opportunity and discovering for the first time that you have some surprising capacity for resentment for something you love that you've built your whole identity on

also I know Caduceus is dumb as rocks in an education sense but those investigation checks they kept having to make felt like they SHOULD be wisdom checks at this point (because common fucking sense would tell you to just hand your shit to someone else once you notice you lose possessions every night) so watching him spectacularly fail every single one of those felt exactly like my life feels right now. Like I should know all the ways to prevent this and yet every day I fail again at the same task right out the gate

the absolute resignation this is all met with. like even for Caduceus that was a level of nonreaction I never thought possible. not a zen unbotheredness, just complete defeat. there is so much frustration underneath the surface and yet such a complete lack of energy to try and fight it, truly only going through a pandemic and/or a real weird mental health funk can breed the vibe of "help. it's again."

also, as someone who doesn't really give a shit about sex, like Caduceus, and prides themselves on their eloquence, like Taliesin, I've never seen myself so clearly represented as i have in the character and the player's combined struggle against the horny-twelve-year-olds energy of this cast

I too have experienced the "i see you giggling over something i said that wasn't even that much of an innuendo but i'm just gonna keep talk- oh no yeah no what i've said now is just a much bigger innuendo" so many times

and then you try and choose your words more carefully. because that's like, the one thing you're good at. and discover that a) once the giggles get going, it doesn't fucking matter and b) there's now not one synonym left in your brain that's not an open invitation

and now you're somehow the least invested in the joke but the most embarrassed by it

"how much of your brain is just innuendo???" the number of times i've wanted to ask people that

the deep disappointment when Travis joined into the madness

living vicariously through the mumbled asides of "all of you. it's all of you" "it's nonstop!"

also watching your group make a TERRIBLE plan but being unable to come up with a better one, so instead of poking holes in it until all your friends hate you you just quietly watch the catastrophe happen, and pray you'll have enough restraint left by the end of it to not say "i could've told you so" out loud

[detectivedrewshouldgetaclue]

Amazing.

[ninadove]

How am I, a native French speaker and Feligami connaisseuse, only now realising that Felix had a coup de foudre for Kagami, who in fact wields lightning

[sincerely-sofie]

*Skitters up to you on all fours and drops this in your lap, then scrambles up the walls and onto the ceiling and immediately falls asleep*

Comic time! Lucky wakes up in the middle of the night and has a chat with Sen in this one.

[uss-edsall]

Lancer the RPG is a game which features some of the best frameworks of organisations, governmental and non-governmental alike, devoted to saving lives. Whole entities dedicated to liberation from slavery and oppression. Entire stellar hegemonies that have enshrined giving everyone basic human rights. This concept is so ingrained in the setting, it practically affects every single aspect of how people interact with the universe at large

because if you talk to a lancer player there’s an 80% chance they’re gonna casually talk about doing some incredibly fucked up shit they did in a game to someone and go ‘isn’t that hilarious’

[ooops-i-arted]

Life hack if you don't have canned air to clean out your sewing machine, just blow through a trumpet mouthpiece really hard

[pinkd3mon]

i know the hc that meta knight is super overprotective and doesn't really trust the kumazaki trio + marx, but like. what if it was bandana dee instead. bandee is the one that hisses like a cat whenever magolor is in vicinity and shoots death glares at susie when kirby's not looking. and they are terrified of him.

Someone who gets it