#ts redlamp

[what-username-where]

I had an idea for once

DLAMP

And Logan is down a rabbit hole about something or other and realizes it's illegal to marry more than one person

Which he knew already, but like, it never sunk in that that applied to him. (And of course he's just a facet of Thomas so it's not really like he could get married anyway)

But it still makes him sad.

So Roman is like NO I WILL NOT ALLOW MY NERDY BOYFRIEND TO BE SAD

I DON'T CARE ABOUT LAWS

I'M JUST GONNA THROW A WEDDING FOR US ALL

AND IT'LL BE THE MOST EXTRA ASS WEDDING EVER

And Logan is like no Roman you don't have to do that, don't worry about it, it's fine, just leave it

And Roman, being Extra™ is like HELL NO WE'RE DOING THIS

And just because he can, he makes everyone both a custom suit and a dress, and they can pick which one they wear

(could also apply to other poly ships)

[spacegayparty]

Roman : I have love to give and you will be my victim!!

-silence -

Logan : who now?

Patton : aw kiddo, we all love you too!

Virgil : this man does not speak for me

Deceit, shrugging : I take what I can get

Remy : I have standards but a fling is in

Emile : we might have to discuss the nature of these feelings *nervous aro sweats *

Roman, standing up: all you dorky beans! Now let me love you *extends arms *

YOU SHALL RECEIVE MY AFFECTION ™️