Five switching to alcohol instead of coffee for s3 seems appropriate for the shit he’s been through in the last 14 days
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Diego: We’re Team Zero! From here on out, no more numbers!
Five:
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Klaus: so it seems like the time I spend in each timeline gets exponentially shorter.
Five: wait, you know the word "exponentially??"
Klaus: by my calculations, we'll be here no more than 12 hours.
Five: what calculations??
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Stan: *is white*
Diego, a Mexican, to his Indian girlfriend: "Stan's not our son?!"
Me, the real idiot: "Stan's not their son?!"
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Everyone is talking about old ladies in this city and he doesn’t know why.
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Klaus getting kidnapped: tortured, has to face childhood trauma, almost dies, teleported to the Vietnam war right after
Luther getting kidnapped: meets the love of his life, gets married after
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Five: Yeah we've won twice in the past, this new timeline doesn't seem too bad. We've got this :)
The Kugelblitz that Grace views as a god that also killed Marcus and Mr. Pennycrumb:
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