#tuped

[suddenlymicah]

i remember someone online telling a story of how their dad used to live in a pretty bad neighborhood and there was this one openly gay boy that tutored all of the gang leaders and someone started bullying the boys nd like a bunch of gangs beat him up and i cant decide whether its kubokai or ishimondo

[alter-ego-xxx]

nsfw || it's all consensual

okay but wolfstar intoxicated fucking???? Like Remus is high off his ass and Sirius is drunk as fuck AND horny as fuck? So Sirius goes over to Remus' bed and just falls flat on it, ass wiggling and begging for his man to fuck him into another dimension. His begs and whines are so cute and so so desperate, and Remus can't resist. He tells him to get on all fours because 'you know I can't fuck you like you want it that way' and Sirius trying his best to find his balance. But finally he manages it and they're both feeling in the 7th dimension and like they're getting fucked/fucking 3 times at the same time. So, all in all; intoxicated sex is the best sex.

[tojisun]

i woke up from my sleep so i’m speedrunning this before i forget but vampires and sires and transformations—

of john price, the beast that’s claimed the north as his nest, descending from the stone walls of his palace to dance and flit around this wounded soldier, simon riley, who lived his short life serving the wrong master because why else would he be here in john’s castle, dying, rasping his last breath, while his lord has scurried away like a rat if not for the fact that simon had been cursed by that pest of a master?

no matter. john is here now. he will save the bleeding boy — it’s his gift, after all, because didn’t he save you?

of simon riley waking up with a guttural scream as his cells crash against each other, fighting and tugging, decaying only to be reborn. remade. renewed. everything feels ablaze; like he’s torn open and thrusted into the sun to be torched.

this is no kindness. it is no salvation.

he lunges, his human memories straining against the beastly one that wakens and he snaps his jaw at the demon before him. this monster that his master had told him to kill—

but simon is.

he is weak?

no.

no, he thinks as his knees buckle before crashing onto the ground. this isn’t weakness.

this is subservience.

“hmm,” the vampire hums before him, looking pensive as he watches simon tremble at the weight of his change. “that’s new. i didn’t expect you to be able to move before tomorrow but i should’ve known better, perhaps. you were not exactly any ordinary as a human so of course you would be different like this too.”

as a human—

“what did you do to me?” simon’s words scratch his throat like guttural tears.

the vampire hums before reaching forward to pinch simon’s chin. “why, i saved you, boy.”

of simon wanting to fight because it can’t be — this is a sin. so he jumps, tearing through his own sanity to break the pressure, shaking off the natural call of being obedient to his new lord, but he doesn’t even make it close because—

“my beloved,” john croons as you settle between them with a snarl of your own.

simon’s heard of you, of course — dracula’s bride. the only one cursed with his blood and bestowed with his immortality. the one who have lived almost as long as the beast himself.

the one who—

the one who simon was supposed to save, no matter how late it is.

how it starts when john price takes simon riley as his new bride.

or maybe it starts when simon lunged for his new master only to fail because his nerves know whose blood it is that’s awakened the force in the pit of his stomach.

or maybe it starts when john takes simon as your new playmate.

or maybe it starts when simon finds you and begins to, well, heels.

however it may be, it always starts like this — you sit at the centre of their affection.

[human-being-on-earth]

why are milkvans so obsessed with eleven getting impregnated by mike in season 5

like i am not kidding

theyre gonna be like 15-16 😭

wtf

And milkvans say WE sexualize Byler-

[thoughtsofananon]

BigB for the soul?

🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

[kingkat12]

am I sorta drunk and at a karaoke bar? yes

is this the appropriate time to announce that I’m releasing the first chapter of my new book friday 22:00 CET as always? definitely not

BUT HERE WE GOOOOOOOO

[uncanny-tranny]

If I'm honest, the whole "love in every stitch" saying for fiber artists does not apply to me, like. I'm trying to get this fucking hook into stubborn yarn and I'll be stabbing it like it owed me money. Is that love because I hope not 😭💀

[drivestraight]

jay from enhypen is a red bull fan y ou guys dont know how much ghis means to me

[praxieuser]

i want to make a super silly rp tumblr blog/acc for wilson too except i know that motherfucker and he's the type of bitch who makes and account and never uses it so now im just looking at the other sillies with the rp blogs like that one squidward meme

[lyrictherobot]

I JUST STARTED SCREAMING ABD CRYIBG ANG THROWUNG UP EVERYWHERE WHAT DO YOU MEAN GLITTER FORCE LEAVING SOOB STOP THIS MAFNNESS MY CHILDHOOD IS BEINF EIPPED AWAY FEIM ME STOP STOP aaaaaah

THIS CANT BE REAL

NOOOOOOOOOO

[rosetta-j-stone]

OK I couldn't tease y'all by mentioning my OnlyFinns playlist and NOT sharing it, so here it is - enjoy : )

[pupytrail]

mootie im curious… do you assosicate me with any characters? also if u think i identitfy as anything i wanna know heh..

Usually I just associate people with their pfps/past pfps or whatever characters I know they really like like ik a few motoies if I see their fos or kins and such ithink of them ! I think I mainly associte you eith this theme and the black andwhit one I thinmkk? If you're comfy sharing favoriet charas pref with pics so ik who you're tlaming about ill prob end up asstosting them with you sorryfor baf tyoing </33

[noafencee]

just wrote a short one-shot long starting paragraph(s) for my childhood friend thats moving from our small town with conservative morals to a much larger place thats more accepting and open a few hours away and is never coming back….everyone says they’re mike wheeler until i walk into the room 🧍‍♀️

[tojisun]

getting my nails done w a firend today im so excited idc if th westher is piss outside hhhtn

[starsciencees]

Was looking through best selling ebooks and there are so much more "A ______ of ______ and _______" books than I ever could have imagined

[venturr]

shout out to the pasta nobody ate. it's nearly 10pm and I am DEVOURING that shit because I forgot to eat food today