#turbocancer

[lasseling]

Top Pro-Vax Journalist Dies of ‘Aggressive’ Brain Cancer

A prominent corporate media journalist, who promoted Covid mRNA vaccines and shamed “anti-vaxxers,” has died from “aggressive” brain cancer.

[rockinjohnny]

https://rumble.com/v4699ii-bombshell-vaccine-data-mystery-turbo-cancer-rise-in-young-people.html

[immunobiz]

Honey Boo Boo’s sister has died at the young age of 29 of what appears to be a case of Turbo Cancer.

Anna had been diagnosed with adrenal carcinoma in January and was in stage 4 cancer at the time of her death.

[silkysong]

mmm puts him in a blender

[boiledegghole]

despite all your rage youre just a cat in a cage

[i3utterflyeffect]

rot!dark and the arachnid as main antagonists for the crossover could be so good. Probably a danger to the entire world. Truly terrifying opponents. Also, do you think Second's ability to revive people could also undo effects of the rot?

well...... i can't fully explain rot without spoilers, but it's not quite dead!

my assumption is that the rot is some spring-off of a healing mechanism gone awry (sort of like cancer) so it's possible it could actually make it worse!

the healing thing is part of why I gave The Arachnid rot; i assume that Chosen and SC would have had advanced healing due to the blueprint's initial purpose as a bone supplier!

Arachnid just was unfortunate enough to have their genetic coding interrupted.

HOWEVER, rot would NOT be able to survive in cold (or possibly dry) environments, so thankfully it CAN be killed. Only problem is that cold means.... REALLY cold.

[nikrei]

(Legends 1986 #1)

Asbestos has been banned for most construction uses for more than ten years and will be banned for all uses in another three years (tho that ban is overturned in 91) BUDDIES THE HEALTH EFFECTS ARE KNOWN WAS THERE LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE YOU COULD HAVE DONE??!

[doolallymagpie]

“never saw her shed a tear over how she had to take anti-cancer meds for the rest of her life”

once again we are in the Julie-Holden parallels

[you-hate-time-travel]

uhhhhhhhhhh 'ternia. *pretty much as in they can go out for a while but unless you want to feel sick and get dizzy and other such unpleasantries you should go in the shade for like 15-30mins every now and then. caraps are some tough guys!

[butchaugustine]

honestly there's a lot of insane shit in this series but i don't quite think anything will match palamedes giving cytherea turbocancer then pulling out his next trick where he basically says

and then proves this claim. very efficiently

[katlynthecat]

what if instead of rainworld we had rizz world

are you the rot? cuz i cant get rid of you *turbocancer rizz*

i am so sorry to anyone who has no idea what any of this is

[lasseling]

Top Study: Triple-Vaxxed Can All Expect Cancer, VAIDS, Sudden Death

[rlyehtaxidermist]

specter arknights is a character, perhaps of a time.

she’s a berserker shark nun. she was brainwashed into becoming polite by sea monsters that evolved sapience from exposure to catholicism and fanfiction. she can become unkillable at will. she’s a sculptor. her regaining control of her body is symbolised by conjuring hair accessories from water like a magical girl. she has a speech disorder. her spinal fluid contains enough liquid crystal turbocancer to annihilate a country. she used to be a bit racist but she’s working on it. her fighting style is best described as “dancing with industrial mining equipment”. she sings a disney princess ballad.

[reredram]

!TW for eyestrain!

After many cans of energy drinks, suffering and spiraling down in insanity, I'm proudly introducing you to...

Enigmatic Disaster, Inv\Enot\???'s regions iterator!

Ngl this guy of a joke was rather challenging to compile into one design, because of how wacky Inv's regions are Anyway, here's a little trivia on him!

He is not real. His existence isn't cannon, so he oftenly tries to glitch out into cannon au universe with periodical success to at least hang out with others before he gets forcefully put back into his cursed dimension by unknown forces

Enigmatic has Bill Cipher voice, period

Headcannon song - The Main Character by Will Wood

He has turbocancer and rot in most unexpected places, and worst of it, rot can crawl around his body

He got turbocancer from overconsuming his favourite drink Pebsi. No, it didn't stopped him from drinking it

Enigmatic also has almost all a lot of mental disorders, basically he's insane to the core, you never know his next move

ED has Enot and Weirdpup as housecats. Despite his horrible state both physically and mentally, he takes good care about those two. You won't want to lose your only companions in empty and tarnished world

He has Pebsi addiction despite this thing literally giving him cancer, he always has a spare can of this drink

[sb-is-a-thing]

I woke up a bit ago and I went to go get some of my drink and when I looked over my Five Pebbles plush was on it, looking like he was trying to open it and get to it for his nefarious plans of turbocancer

[liesmyth]

I think Cytherea Loveday should be allowed to give John turbocancer. It wouldn't last but I bet it'd be cathartic for her