#turret joey

[yum-zlurplie]

wut is your fave band? (band as in 2+ members)

weezer. go do yourself a favor, disregard the haters, and just listen to buddy holly in the full

also i just realised that i spelt my OEN NAME WRONG ON THIS

[king-of-weirdness]

the Glorp-N-Go crew!!! planning on doing sumthing with this

[regretevatortakes]

we need more rarepairs. And I'm not just talking about NPCS that get on the elevator. I don't CARE if those NPCS are more popular, we need more love and ships for floor specific NPCS as well. Maxim008 and EmoTeenager. TURRET JOEY AND OCHO!! Can the regretevator community please start appreciating our lesser-known NPCS?

[swibble-dib]

thiefs all of the coolio toolios

if you don't pay for thoze turret joey is gonna getcha ...

[enoyreve7]

Yay!!! finally done with this drawing :) Im very happy to get this done :D

started on it like 2 month ago, Ibispaint says ive worked on it for about 26 hours but i know the timer on there doesnt always work correctly

so huray

[denis-local]

I love Bread_Angle sm

[emdotcom]

Fucking nightmare blunt rotation of fictional dudes that need to prove they're the smartest guy in the room ft. William Afton, Joey Drew, & Cave Johnson

[regretevator-headcanons]

the pronouns for every single NPC in regretevator

note: if i put in "NO PRONOUNS", the character's pronouns are unknown. i know there are people who prefer to be called by their name, but for the sake of this list there are no characters that are nameself.

can enter elevator

Bive: she/her

DrRETRO: she/her

fafa2: it/its

Fish: they/them (Wiki)

FleshCousin: it/its

Frog: NO PRONOUNS

Gnarpy: xe/they

Infected: he/any

Jermbo: he/him

Lampert: he/him

Mannequin Mark: he/any

MRManueverer: NO PRONOUNS

MR: it/its

PartyNoob: they/them

Pest: he/they

Pilby: they/them

Prototype: he/they

RAT: NO PRONOUNS

Reddy: it/they

Scag: she/her

Split: she/her

Spud!: any

Unpleasant Gradient: any

Wallter: he/any

WilliamPlayz57: he/him

recurring/passive/shop NPCs

Crem: they/any

Nightmare Parasite: she/her

Enphoso: it/any

fafa: NO PRONOUNS

gragh: he/him

Gregoriah: he/him

Jaoba: he/him

Mach: she/her

Mannequins: they/them

Poptart/p0pt4rt: he/him

Yum Zlurplie: any

hostile npcs

Buck: NO PRONOUNS

Clover: he/any

Döug: any

Enphoso: it/any

Jeremy: any

RockMan/RockMen: he/they

Scary Mike: it/its

Speeding Wall: NO PRONOUNS

TARMITE: it/its

The Follower: NO PRONOUNS

The Cashier: he/him

Toothy: any

Toothette: any

Glevil: they/any

other npcs

Admire: it/its

Boots: they/them

Bread_Angle: he/him

Brock Throckmorton: he/any

Bugbo: he/him

BURIEDANDGONE: they/them

Cerebrum Melter: it/its

Dobe: it/its

Duck: it/its

Dummy: it/its

Eccles: it/its

Emerson: he/him

EmoTeenager: he/him

Finger: he/it

Gam: NO PRONOUNS

Giggler: it/its

Giant/Char/Flesh Ogre: they/them

Gradient Joe: he/him

James Dixon: he/him

Jimbo: they/them

Jimmy: he/him

Mannequin (Hole in the Wall): they/them

Mannequin Sam: it/its

maxim008: he/him

Miché: he/him

Mozelle: she/her[?]

Mr Jungles: it/its

NULL: they/them

OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!: he/him

Pebble: it/its

RacerMan: NO PRONOUNS

rat (Lobby): NO PRONOUNS

Red Lou: it/its

Richard: it/its

Sab: he/any

Sarah: she/her

SComics: NO PRONOUNS

Sheppard, Glenn, Leo, and Allen: they/them

Slimyim: any

SONIC!!!: they/them

Stat: NO PRONOUNS

Stone Merchant: they/them

SwibbleDib: any

Turret Joey: they/them

UNO, DOS, and TRES: they/them

[regretevator-confessions]

I hate so many characters it's kinda stupid(even if most of them it's jokingly hating).

I hate Folly, Brock, Split, Gnarpy, Spud, Wallter, William, Jeremy, Unpleasant, Bive, Stat, Scag, Reddy, MR, Turret Joey, Prototype, Pilby, Jaoba, Mach, Mark, Enphoso, Glevil, SlimYim, etc., etc.

My only hardcore exceptions are Infected, EmoTeenager, Vinny, SwibbleDib, Maxim, Melanie, Poptart, Gregoriah, and Mozelle.

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[arceespinkgun]

Hey I have a question, though you can not answer it if it’s too uncomfortable - do you think bad politics in media can ruin it, or can you enjoy it anyways?

Like… Transformers Animated, doesn’t have the best politics in many instances, partly due to age and partly just due to biases within the people making it. Would you say that people shouldn’t enjoy it because of that?

I know this sounds like a loaded question, but I’m genuinely curious since we’re talking a lot about how Earthspark gets unfairly bashed for its politics not being “perfect” and how other series have much worse moments or outdated political ideas.

Sorry if I didn’t phrase right, I just don’t want to sound like an asshole too much. I think a lot of your opinions on how transformers have had bad politics are well written, I guess I’m just curious if you can still find enjoyment in some of them despite that?

I think this is an interesting question, I don't mind you asking at all, but I do find it pretty funny because... like... most of my posts are about the TF Marvel comics, right? So, I feel like it's already totally clear that I still find enjoyment in media that has bad political messaging in it! LMAO I really love a lot of the story, lore, characters, art etc. of those comics... but I'm also fully aware of the continuity's major flaws. Fuck G.B. Blackrock, that rich asshole who has turrets in the workplace around his immigrant workers, the best thing that even happened with him was Goldbug running over his foot! Fuck how Arcee got introduced into the series, it was misogynistic as hell! Fuck that one issue near the end for suddenly trying to make Grimlock seem cool and correct for being a violent racist who throws his comrades under the bus!

Joey can't be that bad of a guy, Bob Budiansky made sure to show how all the token racist caricatures love him! /sarcasm

There's a lot of nuance here and I think there are layers to this. With Earthspark specifically, I think people are being ridiculously unfair to it because like... if its politics are too imperfect for you... how are you even in this fandom at all? What TF thing even meets this high standard? It's definitely not any media I've seen. That's the thing that comes to my mind. More importantly, almost none of the criticism I've seen Earthspark receive makes any sense to me. Criticism also involves acknowledging the good in something as well, and I think often that's getting forgotten with this show. Also, there is no media that's perfect, of course!

When it comes to media that does deserve extensive criticism, I think people should acknowledge the flaws and be very open about them and not mislead newer fans about them. For example, it's good that I knew going in that Carbombya was a thing in the G1 cartoon and that it was so offensive Casey Kasem quit over its inclusion, but it's not good that it's so rare for me to see anyone mention things like how incredibly racially insensitive TFA is or how pro-military TFP is.

I think people's mileage may vary about how bad a work's political messages can get before they won't want to enjoy any positive element in the work that might exist. There is definitely some TF media that's so flawed in this way I don't even want to think about it. Some factors might be how old the work is, how much positive meaning can be gained from it, how much real-world harm it may or may not cause, how aware people are about its problems, if it was only one person out of many people who worked on it who injected bad messaging into it, if it improved over time or not, who benefits from the fandom, stuff like that. In my opinion, usually if somebody's honest and open about the flaws in something I think it's fine to enjoy some element of it... even if it's media I personally hate. I'd probably just be kinda confused about what people liked in it more than anything. There is media in the world that is truly vile and benefits people who are causing so much harm that I would advise people to avoid it or denounce it, but that media isn't a Teen Titans-esque kids show that aged poorly lol

...Now, if there was anybody celebrating the most problematic themes, then I'd probably be concerned. If there is anyone out there who's like, "I laughed so hard when the cop misgendered a bad guy in TFA," or "My favorite part of MTMTE was when James Roberts wrote a funny workplace sitcom story about a bunch of torturers and then revealed the leader was the Commandant of a concentration camp," then I'd be disturbed!

This reminds me, the other day I saw an example of how James Roberts's writing for IDW and how he created a system of a privileged and marginalized races but then never took the time to explore the root of bigotry (and in some cases, like with MTOs, unfortunately seemed to almost lend credence to in-universe bigoted ideas) could cause real harm. I noticed this on MTMTE's TVTropes page under Heartwarming Moments:

Somebody here believed the genocidal villain Tyrest's claims about the forged race being more moral, and even thought this was foreshadowing that forged asshole characters must have secret goodness inside of them! I'm sure fans would point out that we're not supposed to believed these claims, but Roberts never took the time to actually address the claims adequately within the story when it comes to marginalized races within the story, so I could see how people could think this. This is a good example of why I think people should be honest, open, and critical when they read.

[rosewilsonseyepatch]

rose: speaking of surprises, joey…

joseph: yeah?

rose: I have something up my sleeves—-

joseph: is it… a banana?

rose: no! it’s an automated gun turret!

[no-regretz]

Floors, Grouped

this is a post to explain which "floors" are grouped each other as well as their residents for the no regrets au! (Will be updated when floors get removed/added)

Two Stud Town (Residents: Bive, Yum Zlurpie, Turret Joey, Swibble Dib, Jeremy, Spud, Gnarpy, Reddy, Spud, Emerson, Gregoriah)

A small town notoriously known for various extraterrestrial rumors and apparent sightings. And often popularized due to the Reddy's Rad Pizza Place. The accusations of aliens tends to not be helped with the town being near Area 51.

Area 51

Glorp 'n Go

Funny Maze (Inside the Area 51)

Fnarb

Fun Flood at Squishy's (Related to Fnarb)

Drive-Thru (Related to Fnarb)

Four Corners

Mysterious Ball Room

Red Ball Pile

Two Stud Camp

Jeremy (floor)

Mach's Playground (Mach, Pillby, DrRETRO)

Mach's very own fun realm for her to toy with. She loves to see a good challenge/plain fun when other npcs are up for it. Mach's Playground is themed all over the place, as Mach created a good chunk of it herself.

WALL OF

WHEEL OF

OFFICE OF

HALL OF

Dodge teh teapots

Dance Party

Gumball Machine

Intense Obby

Slide 4 Admin

Space Dropper

Splitsville (Residents: Split, Party Noob, Infected, Unpleasant Gradient, Pest, Prototype, Scag, Crem)

Splitsville is a city known for a game show by the same name, most of its locations tend to resemble old roblox.

Splitsville

Birthday Appartment

Infected's Appartment

Temple of, Something

Toolbox Speedway

The Subway

Superhighway

Studio Highway

Hc Ice-cream

Happy Home Party

Find the Path

FloppyShoppy

Flattywood (Residents: Wallter, Mannequin Mark, Jaoba, Enphoso, MrManuverer, MR, Jermbo (In the flesh), FleshCousin, Lampert, Buck, Glevil)

A work in progress town, it appears to always be in construction. It's residents... are strange, often inhuman looking. Whether the whole town is in a parable loop or what is a mystery. Everything's a mystery.

Flatwood

Stanley's office

UES

Sound of Scifi

Shop Space

Minefield

Mannequin Room

Hotel Room

Happy Birthday?

Hole in the wall

Flood Fill Mine

Elevator Shaft

Cardboard Mansion

3008

Button Competition

Any other floors I didn't mention are in completely separate dimensions in this au (ie Snackcore Skyblock), or I forgot :Pc

[regretevatortakes]

spud x turret joey,, do you see my vision here (my only reasoning is that they both have long arms)

They can!!! Hold hands!!!!!!

[anotherisodope]

Hasn't had a puff in 210 years...

So being a medical cannabis user and general enjoyer of the herb, I of course downloaded Cannabis Commonwealth for my new Fallout 4 game.

Now, Cannabis Commonwealth is a great mod. Lots of thought was put into it, and the growing mechanic is about as close to realistic as you can get with this game engine. Also, the plant models are gorgeous. And it’s funny as hell when I have Morgan light up a joint and she stands there smoking and literally refuses to do anything else until she’s done. Relatable, especially after 210 years…

That said, there’s only one flaw to the whole experience. One tiny thing that left me frustrated and going on wild goose chases for days. That is: I couldn’t figure out who in the hell in the entire Commonwealth was selling buds and seeds.

Now, for those who have installed this mod and are faced with the same question: Rachel, Dr. Forsythe’s assistant down in Vault 81, is the sole person that I have found with the hookup. Apparently, she’s been running a little side business behind everyone's back. She restocks every 48 hours like a standard merchant, and each time her sale list includes at least a few buds and types of seeds. 

I found this out completely by accident after checking every merchant, trader, doctor, and drug pusher I could think of and going on multiple wild-goose chases. Vault 75 has a giant chem stash according to a junkie’s note? Look there. Vault 95 is notorious for its huge stock of prewar chems? Let’s try there. The big losers in this whole exercise were the Gunners, which was hilarious.

I’m just imagining Gunners seeing a furious Minutemen General in full colors plowing her way through two of their bases, including their vault of origin and secondary base of operations, while they try to figure out which of their many, many crimes has actually brought her wrath down on them. 

Gunner in Vault 95: This is a general alert to Headquarters and to all tertiary bases and squads within comm range. We are under attack by the Minutemen General, her second in command, three robots, and a dog. Lock down all bases immediately and prepare for attack. 

Gunner in Vault 75: Mike, what the hell is going on over there? 

95: It’s Corporal Miller--oh fuck it, I’m probably gonna die anyway. It’s a complete shitstorm, Joey. She’s reprogrammed most of our robots to add to her force, our turrets are shut down and our recruits are dropping like flies. 

75: Oh God. What the hell caused this? Is it because of Quincy? Or our attacks on her settlements?

95: It could also be retaliation for when we kidnapped her buddy Jake and beat the shit out of him, or when we killed Old Paul, or when we interrogated The Ron including breaking bones and snatching his wig… 

75: …wow. We’ve, uh, done a lot to piss her off, haven’t we?

95: Yep. And there’s no telling which one was the last straw… 

Morgan, meanwhile: WHERE’S THE FUCKING WEED YOU TIN-SOLDIER ASSHOLES I KNOW YOU’RE HOLDING OUT ON ME

[enoyreve7]

small regretevator ms paint doodles :) they were just for fun (i did them during class) so ya

i MIGTHVE forgotten to post for a month but hi im still here :]

[denis-local]

Another Turret Joey enjoyer? In this economy?!

Turret Joey supremacy