#turtle soup

[hotdogs4breakfast]

Bonus panel:

Did I get ya in the first half? I hope I did.

Btw sorry for some movie inaccuracies. I looked at bowser's throne and said " I ain't drawing ALL of that". Also, it's like my second time making a comic so the fonts are all over the place. Despite all that, I hope u enjoyed :)

[facts-i-just-made-up]

might a humble lad such as myself request some turtle-related facts? I see you’ve done some before but I crave more

Absolutely not. This blog never, ever does requests, ever.

Unrelated, here are some fun facts about turtles:

Turtles are the only animal that can fully digest Chipotle.

Turtles have an extensive vocabulary of squeaks, croaks and other sounds. They have over 80 words for "Tin Foil."

Turtles have vestigial eyes, or "Eye Spots" which cannot see. They instead see the world around them only by smell, a sense that scientists call, "smell."

Turtles are best served as soup, because they come with their own bowl.

Mated turtles share their shells, according to certain unscrupulous tumblr fact blogs.

I like turtles!

[tamavonpineapple]

"In my days, I carried uphill pails of water just to get a shower..."

technically not a boomer, but totally a boomer. And of course, Leo is totally a zoomer...

[mrrubbersuitman]

https://www.etsy.com/.../turtle-soup-vol-1-1-copper-age... NM+ Turtle Soup 1, available through the link for $35.00

[spockvarietyhour]

[sneaks-the-hammock-jockey]

from Miraculous Discordance's Adrien Augrest day 9: Wayzz and Fluff!

I honestly hit a block that could only be defeated by a crack idea. SO this is how we have Adrien trying to see "what tastes better, turtle or rabbit stew?" I still had the idea of Wayzz and Fluff racing, and Wayzz sliding down on his shell...so I feld that in as them escaping. 😅

[lordhelpme0-0]

This kid woke and chose violence against crush

@yanderepuck @pieground @mlk082 @amenomiko @spoopy-fish-writes @sange-de-romane @evil-quartett

[cryptocollectibles]

Turtle Soup #1 (April 2003) by Astonish

By J.C. Klein 

[onionninjasstuff]

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[oneshipress]

Mr. Guy's Coming Back from the Un-Dead!

Mr. Guy’s Coming Back from the Un-Dead!

[ravingsofamadsoutherner]

The “Worser Days"

The Worser Days #Blog #Blogger #Blogging #Memories #Humor #Cooter #WaterTurtle #SnappingTurtle #Kuta #CooterSoup #TurtleSoup

“But I’m here to let you knowThat I’ll love you like you deserveI’ll treat you rightAnd on a cold, cold nightI’ll shower you in hugs & kissesAnd soup”― Talia Basma, Being It’s not soup season but here I am thinking about it anyway. Who am I kidding, any season is soup season. I won’t bore you with the triggers, what I call the Pig Trails and Rabbit Holes of my mind. But let’s talk soup…cooter…

[idiot-mushroom]

Hehehe

get lou jitsu-ed

this is indeed a shitpost btw

[tamavonpineapple]

SKETCH!!! cuz I can't finishany of my other wips... Anyway. If anyone has any suggestion for some phone charms please feel free to comment, cuz I'm in blank.

Context:

Usagi's wakizashi have the phone charms he gave him. He keeps him in his wakisahi cuz that's the sword is the one that a samurai is always carrying (is also the sword of seppuku lol).

[mrrubbersuitman]

https://www.etsy.com/.../turtle-soup-vol-1-1-copper-age... NM+ Turtle Soup 1, regularly $35.00, on sale until 7/5 for $28.00

[mspaint-turtles]

uhm,, yeah ^-^

[loz-the-noob]

Crouton’s all dressed up and ready to go to the safari park today >:3 (he’s… not actually wearing that)