#tw twilight

[ilhoonftw]

the thing with twilight is 1. it's a not very subtle mormon propaganda, down to things like blood atonement 2. bella is gentiles, cullens are the promised fullness and bliss, humans can become divine so bella becomes a vampire etc 3. 10% of money its author makes goes to mormon chuch (tithing) 4. that church is using tithing money to "invest" and right now usa’s fifth largest private landowner 5. there's a lot going on with the "teachings", the sheer amount of fundie spin offs like warren jeffs branch or kingston clan 6. the tithing money also goes into hiring lawyers that defend mormon church when sa csa accusations inevitably surface

basically if you support and defend twilight you are doing mormon church a favor. and i don't think you would want that

[the-reverse-mermaid]

You know how in twilight. Bella pricking her finger makes edward’s brother go nuts at the smell of her blood. But what about when she’s on her period? What about how they go to high school with menstruating people every day?? Does that make them go nuts also????

[i-am-emily]

if the ads on this godforsaken site are targeted then this is a hate crime

[huntedlives-a]

made  the  call  to  work.      they  weren’t  overly  happy,    but  i  did  it    &    i’m  now  rewarding  myself  by  watching  edward  cullen  blatantly  gaslight  bella  swan  in  a  hospital  corridor  aka  twilight.

[assorted-words]

Shoutout to all the suicidal girlies whose dad’s name was Charlie and who lived in NW Washington from 2005-2010. We really went thru it. Twilight era was like a personal attack and wish fulfillment all in one.

[dumbandstinkyglasses]

I know logically in the TV show twilight would not exist, however I think this is very funny. This is also the first time I've colored anything in two weeks because theater stuff and mental stuff, BUT I'm existing enough and this zombie found family bs is giving me inspiration.

Lil bonus zoom in:

[sailormoonsailorstars]

too niche?

[flyingunikittys]

what if vampires die from a stake to the heart because it reminds them of what they’ve lost. they might not even be “bad” or whatever but ultimately they are no longer human and their heart no longer beats. what if the pain of being staked isn’t initially physical but an all-consuming grief that transcends the line between emotional and physical pain

[cracklewink]

Harmony Syndrome Part 5/5

The last chapter of my mlp infection AU! Thank you to everyone who followed along. Some final thoughts on my twitter @cracklewink if anyone's interested : )

[firbolgfriend]

Part 3.5

Part 4

[nell0-0]

Had some thoughts about the war from "Hyrule Warriors" when it comes to Linked Universe. That wolf Midna is riding is totally Twilight, so what if it was a post LU Twilight pfpfpf

He was not prepared for the gremlin that was young Time

Not that lacking that comparison helped Warriors any

[captainzigo]

a continuation of my evil twipie AU (bit of a misnomer) if you haven’t seen it, check the tag. i’m really proud of it and there are some insanely good submissions from others

[thomwelling]

You can't trust vampires... Trust me. THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON (2009), dir. by Chris Weitz

[sable-skies]

okay okay okay i get the symbolism of link's cursed form being a wolf. i really do, and i love it so much. the whole "being noble but perceived as a monster" thing, i love it.

however, may i propose a fucked up wolf-creature instead.

[lovelyladyabsinthewrites]

Rosalie and Jasper talking about reader who is sleeping peacefully but had a nightmare episode a few nights ago

Can't Escape the Nightmares

Pairing(s): Jasper Hale x Human!Reader, platonic!Rosalie Hale x Human!Reader

Warnings: mentions of past assault, mentions of past rape, noncon themes discussed, reader is jasper's mate, platonic!rosaliexreader, human!reader, nightmares, trauma, ptsd, dark content, mention of blood, brief mention of murder/death, short

Words: 624

Cradle (pt2)

Rosalie pets your hair with the tenderest of fingers as you slept with your head on her lap, head cushioned by a pillow. Your mate Jasper was off with Emmett and Edward for a boy's night. Which was quite unfortunate as he was one of the few who could subdue your nightmares that constantly plagued you. Thankfully you found the same sense of calm when you were with Rosalie.

She'd left a text to Jasper, telling him to come home when he gets the chance but that was a while ago. Maybe he didn't have cell service out there.

Drawing the blanket closer to you, Rosalie makes sure you're bundled so her naturally cold skin doesn't make you freeze. What she would give to be able to see into your dreams to make sure they were sweet. You'd been through enough in the waking world, you shouldn't have to suffer them again as you slept.

Was it really only four years ago that she followed the sound of your screams into the woods and found you being assaulted in the worst ways possible. When she saw you there, she was taken back to a time where Rosalie was in a similar scenario. There was no prior thinking involved in her decision to rescue you and kill the men responsible.

She didn't even know what she'd do with you once she finished killing them. When Rosalie gazed down at your dirty face and trembling body she was not willing to leave you out there by yourself. You were swiftly brought to the Cullen house so Carlisle could attend to you.

And from there. . . you and Jasper fell in love. You were there to stay.

The back door alarms ding, Rosalie nearly jumps to her feet before she remembers you were fast asleep using her for comfort.

She needn't even budge. In a second, Jasper was in the living room with them. Eyes brimming with concern when he regards your sleeping form. "Was it bad?"

Rosalie hums and resumes stroking your head. "She's had worse."

Jasper kneels down so that he could get close to kiss the bridge of your nose. You'd been doing so well this past month; no nightmares for several consecutive days and it looked to be keeping strong. Of course the one night you push Jasper out to join his brothers in hunting would be the night you'd get a nightmare.

"Remember what Carlisle told us." Rosalie reminds Jasper in a warm yet warning tone. "It's from her PTSD. She may never really recover. All we can do is help her when she's suffering from it." Maneuvering herself so that Jasper had easier access to you, he picks you up blankets and all.

He often thinks back to the day Rosalie brought you home. Bruised, naked, dirty and so terrified that your bottom lip couldn't stop trembling. Bright red was splashed across Rosalie's face and even dyed parts of her hair where blood had spattered on. Time itself had stopped in that moment. Rosalie holding you looked like a painting from Titian.

It was funny, the contrast between how Rosalie treated you compared to Bella. Night and Day. From that day on, Rosalie always kept an eye on you similar to a mother hen. It didn't surprise anyone in the family, knowing what Rosalie had gone through was quite similar to what had happened to you. A morbid, kindred familiarity that made Rosalie soften up to you.

"Thank you, for being there for her." Jasper whispers. Unequivocal tenderness warms Rosalie's eyes as she watches Jasper hold you.

"Don't be stupid." her voice mellow like a drip of honey. "Even if you didn't want me to be, I'll always be there for her."

[cracklewink]

Part 2 of my mlp infection au, Harmony Syndrome!