I have this $20 bill with two stamps on it. I’m not sure what they’re for…
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Cove's Different Proposals (pt. 2)
I was just playing the whole game again, and I got a different proposal again! It was with the half twenty dollar bill from Step 1!
and yes, I am going to playing the wedding dlc for the third time (WORTH IT!)
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unlocking new types of jealousy: there are people out there that saw the original west end Cats and it only cost them one(1) crisp 20 dollar bill
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nothing is funnier to me than having fancy sugarbaby nails with my $12/hr pay
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poking my head in to say sorry about the radio silence! i'm not dead, just moved house & started a new job this month so there's been a lot going on. regularly scheduled posting to resume soon, in the meantime here's a blue eyes white dragon model kit i spent my long weekend building to put next to Money Kaiba in my display case
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Jaws is perfect for the types of missions where it’s basically “we’re gonna drop you off here. Clear these buildings. Let’s us know if you need help or if you find any animals, children, or something else you need us to recover” then the rest of the strike team gets to just wait in the jet as Jaws grins and jumps out. They totally time it and whoever guesses closest to the time it takes Jaws to clear the area gets a gift card to Starbucks or something XD
Listen.
Jaws has no problem killin' and/or packin' people up.
You need a mark dealt with? Call Jaws.
Go clear out targets, next to no stipulations? It'll be like mowin' the lawn, bud.
Remember: bad guys. there was no pearly gates for 'em no-how
You already know Tony was the one to start the betting. Him and Sam being the first two to encourage it T-T. Further down the way everyone else gets in on it, even Fury put a couple bucks down a few times. Of course, Natasha has won the most bets like, "Naturally. I've seen my rybka go to work, so..."
translation:
rybka/рыбка = small fish
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good morning i am still thinking about prince andor's speech
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Peter B: hey so I need a babysitter for mayday, you guys interested? I’ll pay
Gwen and miles, unemployed teenagers: hell yeah
(Post babysitting) Peter B: thanks guys here’s like idk twenty each or smth
Gwen and miles: yeah anytime dude :) *goes home to their own dimensions*
(Like. A few days later.)
Miles: wait a minute this is fucking useless here
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Why do Canadians make good money launderers?
Because our money is made of plastic.
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I have every variation of the tags blocked and tumblr still finds ways to force that corny homestuck fanfic knockoff series onto my feed
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