#tyrannous basilton pitch

[crypridmoonie]

Speed run system intro, all the fictives:

1. Tyrannous Basilton Grim-Pitch (Baz)

he/him

Source: The Simon Snow Trilogy

2. Nico di Angelo

he/they

Source: Percy Jackson/riordanverse

3. Will Solace

he/him

Source: Percy Jackson/Riordanverse

4. Remus Sanders

they/he/rat

Source: Sanders Sides

5. Virgil Sanders

he/him

Source: Sanders Sides

[worstchosenone]

FJKFKFKFKF what

[ebbdeservedbetter]

thinking about simon and baz slowly pull away from each other between carry on and wayward son is like watching your parents fall out of love but like 1000 times worse

[bbotts9797]

Me @ Simon and Baz everytime they stopped at a motel room and Simon would just awkwardly sit by the door, or Baz would sleep in the bathtub:

[softbookboi]

b r e a t h e

[numptypitch]

I need a violin Baz fanfic. Where Simon is going to propose to Agatha at a fancy restaurant and hires a violinist to play in the background to make it all romantic. He meets Baz before Agatha gets there's and Simons thoughts are like "shit the guy is really cute." And Baz is like "shit this guy is really cute. Why are all the straight ones cute?" And Agatha comes and Simon gets on one knee and asks her to marry him. Agatha tells him no and walks away. Simon is left dumbfounded at this. Baz feels bad for the cute curly haired guy and asks if he'd like some company. Simon says yes, no point in wasting the money for the reservation and etc. they talk, they like each other, they decide to meet each other later or....

They kiss. Simon follows Baz home and they sleep in each other's arms after a very steamy moment. They become boyfriends and the end.

[strange-little-ranger]

You’re flammable 🔥

[carryontrash]

One day I will make a post about why I think Baz isn’t immortal with evidence from the books but until then I’ll just rant about it to myself before falling asleep. 

[ohmymyotp]

SnowBaz (Rapunzel AU)

Baz: Simon, oh Simon! Let down your lovely golden locks! *heart eyes* Simon: *throws a million sour cherry scones out the window* I made them this morning don't they taste fantastic! Baz: *cries under all the scones*

[wellbelesbian]

does the fandom have any universally agreed upon names for fem!snowbaz?

i’m thinking Simone and Basira (shortened to Baz), but i’ve seen a few others thrown around, especially for Baz, and i want to know if there’s any kind of consensus.

[worstchosenone]

From notes on the bookcon panel. “Wayward Son is more Baz’s book” 😭💕💗💓💞💕💖💕

[ebbdeservedbetter]

hi yes i would like to make the point that, as told in Wayward Son, Normals’ use of phrases is needed in order for mages to make spells from them. so, i would like to present to you: vibe check! the spell. a magician says vibe check, points their wand at you and boom. absolutely and positively obliterated.

[vinnyard]

Guess who read all of Carry On in one night..

[numptypitch]

Soulmate AU

Chapter 1    Chapter 2 5 years ago "So anything that my soulmate writes on their skin appears on my skin, and everything I write on my skin appears on theirs?" Simon asks the Mage. "Yes, Simon. That's how it works. Now hurry up and get to class, you don't want to be late." Present Simon often thinks about the conversation he had with the Mage and learning about the existence of soulmate. Simon often thinks to himself who could possibly be his soulmate. He's constantly writing on his arm, hoping that his soulmate will at least write back or even draw something. But they have never done so. Simon is starting to think that maybe he doesn't have one.

These thoughts are all occurring as he is trying to study for a history test tomorrow. But he can't concentrate, not that he ever could, and he keeps on messing up the dates.

"If you keep thinking so loud Snow, you'll head will explode." Says Baz, with a smirk evident in his voice. "Shut up Baz, I'm trying to study." "So am I Snow, now could you stop clicking your pen. It's distracting." Baz says with a bored tone as he continues on reading his textbook. Simon just looks at him in frustration and continues to click his pen. Only to have a pillow thrown at him a few seconds later. "Goddammit Snow, do you have to be so fucking distracting all the time?" Baz says as he walks towards the door, slamming it as he walks out. Simon sighs, not knowing what to do. He should study, but Baz is probably out plotting on how he is going to get back at Simon for distracting him while he was trying to study. He sighs again. He knows that no matter how hard he studies, he won't be able to get the information to stick in his head. So he gives up studying and goes to bed with his pen in hand.

'Hi' Simon writes on his arm. 'You never write anything, but I hope you do.' He waits a few minutes hoping his soulmate sees it and writes back, but nothing happens. 'I don't know if you go to Watford, but if you do, I won't hate you, whoever you are. After all, we are soul mates.' Simon waits to see if maybe this time his soulmate writes something back, but they never do. And with that, Simon turns around and falls asleep. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Baz is in the chambers feeding when his soulmate starts writing in his arms again. Baz's heart skips a beat. He doesn't even know who his soulmate is, but they already make his heart race. He has never written in his arms because he doesn't want his soulmate to find out who he is, and then hate him when they find out what he is. After all, who could love a monster?

He sinks into the floor, admiring as each letter appears on his skin. He has a feeling that he's seen the handwriting before but isn't entirely sure where it is he has seen it... 'Hi.' Is beginning to fade and more writing appears on Baz's wrist and Baz just feels adoration for his soulmate, despite not knowing who it is. He wants to find out who they are, and maybe they could fix him. He'll probably stop yearning after Snow, and maybe his soulmate is a girl, and he won't be gay after all. His father would have been right, that this is just a passing phase, and he won't be a disappointment anymore in his father's eyes. But there is always a chance that his soulmate is a guy, and Baz is completely okay with that. He just wishes this guy, had bronze curly hair, bright blue eyes, and covered in moles. Baz just sits there for awhile, caressing the words on his arms before they disappear. When the words finally disappear from his skin, Baz doesn't move, it feels like he's spent hours in the chambers when truthfully it couldn't have been more than one. He gets up, dusts off his pants and heads back to his room.

When he's finally in his room he can see that Simon had fallen asleep, he gave up on studying, like usual. Idiot. Baz thinks. But Baz is in love with the idiot and can't-do anything about it. He constantly sees Simon writing on his arms. He probably already knows who his soulmate is and they just like having a conversation through pen and skin. I envy him for that. For not being a fucking mess like him. Baz gazes at him lovingly for a while before he finally lays down on his bed and falls asleep. ~*~*~*~*~*~~* Simon knows he is screwed for the test in history. He can't remember the difference between the troll and goblin revolutions, much less the names of the important figures, much less the dates. So in desperation, he scribbles down the information he needs and covers it with his sleeve. So what if he is cheating? It's not like anyone is going to notice. Simon thinks as he begins to take his test. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Baz just looks at his arm in shock. His soulmate not only goes to Watford, but his soulmate is in his history class. He looks around the room quickly but at the same time trying to be discreet. And then he does something he has never done, he writes in his arm. 'You know, cheaters never prosper.' Baz smirks at his comment when not a second later someone falls off their chair. And that is none other than Simon fucking Snow. Simon looks as if he has seen a ghost. His face has lost all color. He shakes his head as if trying to clear his thoughts, he stands up, picks up his chair and continues on taking his test. 'You're in my history class.' Appears on Baz's arm and all he can do is smile and write 'Yes.' ~*~*~*~*~*~* Simon fell off his chair because when he had been copying down the answers from his arm, he looks away for one minute and all of a sudden there's the answer to the question, the next is a smart ass comment from his soulmate.

Now Simon pictured this situation before. He would be alone, walking somewhere when his soulmate would write, something along the lines of meets me somewhere at a certain time. Then Simon would anxiously wait for the time to come and run to their meeting place. He would get there, but there's no one there. That's when writing appears on his arm, 'turn around.' And so he would and he would finally know who his soulmate is and they would live happily ever after. Cheesy? Maybe. But Simon always dreamt it would be like that with a pretty girl. Although He did not expect that the first time his soulmate would write back to him, it would be a smart ars remark about him cheating on his history test. Simon knows he has to finish his test so he quickly finishes it and begins to write on his arm. 'Why haven't you said anything before?' 'Why now?' Simon anxiously awaits for his soulmate to respond. 'Your handwriting is horrid you know?'

Simon is ecstatic that they responded but wishes they would say something else other than judging him. 'Sorry.' 'It's okay.' 'Tell me your name.' 'No.' 'Why not?' 'You won't want me to be your soulmate once you get to know me.' 'I don't think I would hate you. You're my soulmate after all.' He doesn't respond after that. 'What if we write our names at the same time? You get to know me, I get to know you.' 'Okay.' 'On the count of 3?' 'One.' 'Two.' 'Three.'

Simon writes his name and not a second later, another name appears on his arm. 'Baz.' Both boys stay frozen in their seats. Not believing that their soulmate had been living in their room for the past 6 years. After the initial shock passed by, they both look at each other, eyes locking. Baz stands up and walks out, only to have Simon run after him, calling his name. "Baz!"

Listen I'm terrible at endings, and this is the first fanfic I post to the public. If someone has an idea as to how to end this, please help me.

[live-love-read-fan-fiction]

Bruh

Okay okay, I know that my blog is like 100% stucky related content but I need to talk about some shtuff. And by shtuff, I mean “Wayward Son”, the second book in the Simon Snow series. The entire fandom is freaking the frick out because they thought it sucked, but like, unpopular opinion: that was a good ass book. Bruh. You can’t expect everything to be all lovey-dovey with Simon and Baz, they just came out of a MASSIVE battle!! Yeah, I mean, I get that we all want some happy Snowbaz fluff, but guess what? Even for a book about vampires and mages, this book is realistic. I personally loved the book and can’t wait for the next one, so long as there is less struggle in the Snowbaz relationship. Like it was sufficient for this book, but I feel like it should be resolved pretty quickly in the next one through communication. I loved this book. I read it in one sitting. And it’s the only book that has gotten me close to crying (I think we all know the scene we’re talking about. Hint: This will end in flames). So let’s all take a deep breath, and calm down. Take some time to digest it. Read a little fan fiction to calm ourselves. Then, we can talk about it.

[strange-little-ranger]

I finally finished drawing the phenomenal @whatsupitsthatkai ‘s stunning Baz cosplay 🎻