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[toxooz]

Antibody skin is finally gettin used lmfao 💛☣💚

[emsprovisions]

❄️ Day 21 - You Can Call Me Babe for the Weekend ❄️

🎁 Today's fic is dedicated to @ironheartwriter! It’s Lana's birthday!!! Go and shower her in birthday wishes and love!

Summary: Carlos agrees to be TK's date to Enzo's family Christmas gathering in New York.

Word count: 1122

24 Days of Tarlos Masterpost

“Uchh,” TK groans, slumping into an empty chair beside Nancy with a bowl of Paul’s chili.

”What’s wrong with you?” She asks, eyeballing her best friend with apprehension.

”I need a date for this Christmas dinner thing my stepdad is hosting,” TK explains.

”Why do you need a date?” Marjan quirks a brow from where she’s seated across the table.

”Because,” TK starts, already beginning to wave his sass hand in the air. “My family will pester me about why I’m still single after Alex dumped me over a year ago. Or they’ll keep bringing him up and rehashing exactly what I did wrong to make my boyfriend be unfaithful to me. It’ll be a whole thing and I’d really rather avoid it. It’s just, how the hell can I find a date less than a week before I need one? And he has to be willing to go to New York with me and my mom.”

”I’ll go with you.”

All eyes around the table snap forward to the cop sitting at the end beside Paul.

Carlos is staring at TK with genuine interest in solving his problem and TK is practically melting inside at the thought of Carlos being his fake date to his dysfunctional family Christmas. He and Carlos have become close friends in the year that TK’s moved to Austin. In fact, he’s the one who invited the patrol officer over for lunch on his shift because he knows Carlos loves Paul’s chili. 

TK also has an embarrassingly huge crush on Carlos, one he knows Nancy is aware of, and she is making eyeballs at him right now and jabbing his calf with her foot to accept Carlos’s offer.

”Oh, that’s so sweet, Carlos, but you don’t have to,” TK shakes his head.

”I’d like to,” Carlos offers TK a small smile. His big, brown eyes get all soft, and TK is nothing but putty in this man’s hands because how could he refuse cow eyes?

He can’t. Which is how he has found himself days later wedged between his mother, bouncing a baby Jonah on her knee, and Carlos, on a plane bound for New York. 

His mom is in on the ruse, Gwyn also aware that her son has feelings for the officer, and she has agreed to play along for the sake of this weekend going smoothly.

Carlos is accepted into the de la Costa family like he’s their own son. He flirts with Tía Carmen, complimenting her and winking like they have years of inside jokes between them. He’s great with the small gaggle of children that are somehow related to Enzo. He even charms Enzo himself, who more often than not never seemed too impressed with the guys TK introduced him to.

It’s at the big family dinner though that Carlos is really put to the test as TK’s boyfriend. They had predetermined many details of their forged relationship, especially after Nancy intervened and brought up her extensive movie and book knowledge on the very subject of fake dating. But of course, the one aspect they somehow hadn’t considered to figure out is asked.

”So, Carlos, how did you and TK meet?” Enzo’s sister asks, as she passes Carlos a bowl of salad.

Carlos grins, looking over at TK beside him before back at Catalina. 

“We were on a call, actually,” Carlos begins. “It was raining, and I’d heard the 126 had a new fire captain, but I hadn’t met him or his son yet. We had to save this baby stuck in a tree and the moment TK laid eyes on me, I Was completely done for. All I could see were these bright green eyes, shining in the headlights. TK probably doesn’t remember this, but he stood beside me and grabbed my shoulder while his dad climbed the ladder himself to save the baby.”

Carlos is wrong. TK does remember all that. What surprises him most though is that Carlos also remembers it.

”I saw him again later that night after work at this honky tonk in Austin and I asked him to dance,” Carlos continues, looking back towards TK and reaching for his hand with a smile. “It was the best decision of my life.”

TK also remembers the line dancing at the bar. He stepped on Carlos’s feet and they laughed and he swore he’d never met anyone more beautiful. But TK was a wrecking ball back then. A hot mess fresh off a relapse and a breakup and he had no business getting involved with anyone else so soon, sexual or otherwise. He still felt too raw, too on edge, and even before he knew Carlos’s name, he knew Carlos deserved better than that. So they became friends. And now TK’s wondering if maybe he ruined their chance to ever be more all the way back then, on that first night they’d met. 

Only Carlos is looking at him like he hung the moon and practically everyone around the table is swooning over Carlos’s story. 

“God, that’s romantic. Dammit, Javier, why can’t you be more like Carlos!” Catalina turns to her own husband to swat at his arm, and the table dissolves into laughter and chatter, and TK can’t stop staring at Carlos.

He catches Carlos’s eye, and Carlos just smiles softly back at him. 

“Aren’t you two the cutest lovebirds,” Abuelita just melts from across the table as she catches them staring at each other. “Reminds me of me and my husband when we were young.”

TK just laughs and squeezes Carlos’s hand. “Hear that, babe? Sounds like Abuelita’s already planning our wedding.”

“I’m just saying,” Abuelita laughs. “I know that look when I see it.”

Later, when they’re alone for the night and trying to solve the issue of only one bed, TK just sinks onto the edge of the mattress, his head still spinning from earlier. “I didn’t know you remembered when we met that well.”

Carlos freezes where he’d been gathering pillows to make a makeshift divider on the bed. “I remember everything about you, TK.”

“What does that mean?” TK furrows his brows at his fake boyfriend. 

“It means I meant every word,” Carlos explains slowly with a small, hopeful smile. “You’re the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen, TK, and I know you weren’t ready for anything back then, but I’ve waited, hoping that one day, you might be.”

TK’s brows shoot to his forehead as he stares at Carlos. 

That night, the pillow divider is abandoned as their clothes end up on the floor, and TK does what he should’ve done all those months ago, and Carlos is even happier to become TK’s real boyfriend than to be his fake one.

[humiliatingsluts2]

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First ask of the new blog! I think I missed you being drunk and sloppy, but you can still do a task this morning. Gag on a dildo or other object until there is spit running down your arm.

[bekkysstorys]

“I’m Fine!”

Valentines Day Masterlist

Day 3

Collab with: @crazybooklover33

Pairing: y/n, fem!reader × loki

Word count: 660

Summary: it’s that time of the month for you and you’re not feeling well, but you don’t want to be a burden to loki, so you lie to him and tell him you’re fine…

Warnings: fainting, pain

It is a sunny day,mid june, and it’s your time of the month…

You already woke up feeling nauseous and dizzy, but you promised to meet up with loki today and didn’t want to let him down, so you decide to go. Your nausea does not get better in the early afternoon and the cramps don’t make it any better…but yo love loki and don’t want to be a burden to him, so you are just going to keep it quiet.

At around 12:30 am, you meet him for lunch at a nice quiet restaurant, where you kiss him hello and find a table.

You don’t really have an appetite, so you just order some fries and a drink. Loki, however, orders three different appetisers and two plates of pasta. Of all the months you have been together, you still can’t understand how this man can devour so much food!

“Not today I guess…”, you brush it off.

“Well if it changes, let me know”, he grins.

“Oh please, it will all be gone by then!”, you laugh, and he smiles.

“Well, I asked…”, he defends himself.

You look into his deep blue eyes and smile, it warms your heart and still gives you butterflies, and you love it. How can one man simply change your world like that? Well…it will probably always stay a mystery.

After he finishes his food, you leave, to go to his place.

A little while later, in front of his apartment building, you freeze, and put your hand over your stomach, because of painfull cramp. Then again in the elevator and then in front of the front door. Where loki finally says something, after noticing it the whole way up.

Loki notices you crouching, again.

“What’s wrong? Are you all right?”, he asks, concern in his voice.

“Yeah, no. I’m fine”, you say, looking down, trying to ignoring the deep concerned look in his eyes.

“Well you don’t look fine.”, he contradicts.

“It’s nothing, okay”, you reply, still not looking him in the eye.

“Y/n, look at me.”, he demands.

You don’t respond, and he reaches up to your chin and lifts your head up, looking into your eyes.

“Are. You. All. Right.?’, he dictates again.

You gulp.

”It’s- I’m- i’m just on my period and a little nauseous and stuff…”, you answer quietly, almost whispering.

“Oh y/n, why didn’t you say something. Your know we could have stayed home, cuddled and I could have made you some tea. You didn’t have to come and meet me if you’re not feeling okay!”, he says with a caring, low voice, that made you feel better right away.

“I-I just didn’t want to make myself a burden to you…”, you whisper embarrassed.

“Oh but y/n, you are never a burden to me! You really are just a blessing, and I will always care for you, no matter what.”, he says caring, with a sparkle in his eyes.

You smile and hug him, “I love you”

“I love you more”, he replies, giving you a kiss on the head.

You both go in his apartment and he tells you, to go and make yourself comfortable on the couch and chose a movie.

While you do that he makes his way to the kitchen, to go and make you some tea.

“Oh I LOVE this movie! I don’t know why i never get to watching it.”, you exclaim, after finding one of your favourite movies.

“Oh no!’, you hear lokis voice from the kitchen. He probably already knows what movie you are talking about.

He enters the living room. “No not Gossip Girl AGAIN!”, he says loudly in frustration.

“Oh, but please. Just this once, and then it’s good for a long while. Pleaseeee?”, you ask with puppy eyes, that you know he can’t resist.

“Uchh, fine. But just this one more time!”, he says.

“Yes! Deal.”, you say happily, at getting your way, again.

End

[ohgoda]

GOD I LOVE COLORS SOOI OM UCHH UDNF ILAHMULN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the happy dudes or something

[aslam-rp]

Shirshak - Saudaa

Charitra

Isha: Isha ek sundar aur aakarshak mahila hai jinki umar 28 saal hai. Uski height 5 foot 5 inch hai aur wajan 50 kilogram hai.

Isha ki aankhein badi aur aakarshak hain, jinka rang kaala hai. Ye aankhein uske chehre ko aur bhi khoobsurat banati hain aur uske mood aur bhavnayein express karti hain.

Isha ki twacha mulayam aur chikni hai, aur uska rang gora hai. Uske chehre par koi daag-dhabbe nahi hain, jo uski khoobsurti ko aur bhi nikharta hai.

Kamar 24 inch ki hai, bust 34 inch aur hips 36 inch ke hain, jo uske shareer ko ek sundar aur aakarshak shape dete hain.

Samar: Samar 40 saal ka ek successful businessman hai. Woh ek aakarshak vyakti hai jo auraton ko apni taraf kheenchne aur flirt karne mein maahir hai.

Isha apne shauhar ke kamre mein saja hua bistar par ghabraai hui baithi thi. Usne abhi bhi apni shaadi ki poshaak aur gehne pehne hue the. Wo soch rahi thi ki kuch ghanton pehle uska jeevan kaise badal gaya tha.

Uski aaj subah hi Rohan se shaadi hui thi, ek arrange marriage, jo ek uchh varg ke Muslim pariwar se tha. Sab kuch theek lag raha tha jab tak shaadi ke baad uske saath ek anokha ghatna ghati.

Kamre ka darwaza dhire se khula, aur ek aadmi andar aaya. Isha ne apni saadi ki silwaton mein chhupa khanjar mazbooti se pakad liya, taiyaar thi agar zarurat padti toh use priyog karne ke liye.

Woh aadmi 40 ke aaspaas lag raha tha aur safed linan ka kurta pehne hue tha. Uske chehre par ek shaant magar shatir muskaan thi.

Samar: "Tumne iske liye haan kyun kiya?"

Usne shaant lekin gehri awaaz mein poocha, apni mehngi ghadi utaar kar side table par rakhte hue.

Isha: "Main Rohan aur uske pariwar ko sabak sikhana chahti thi," usne thande lekin mazboot shabdon mein kaha.

Samar kuch second tak uska chehra dekhta raha, phir bola, "Main sun raha hoon... bolo."

Isha: "Unhone mujhe tumhare haathon bech diya, aur tumne 50 lakh rupaye dene ke liye haan kar li. Main chahati hoon ki unhe pata chale ki dhokha kaisa lagta hai. Main chahati hoon ki unka sapna toot jaye."

Samar: "Aur tumhe lagta hai ki tum mujhse saudaa karne ki stithi mein ho, isliye ki tumhari saadi ke neeche kuch chhupa hua hai?"

Samar ki muskaan aur uski shabdon se Isha chonk gayi, lekin usne apne jazbaat chhupane ki koshish ki. Usne khanjar nikala aur bistar par rakh diya.

Isha: "Yeh khanjar tumhare liye nahi tha. Yeh mere liye tha, ki agar kuch galat hota toh main apni jaan de sakoon."

Samar uske paas gaya aur bistar par uske paas baith gaya, khanjar unke beech mein tha.

Samar: "Batao, Isha. Tum kya chahati ho? Tumhara saudaa kya hai?"

Isha: "Agar main apne aap ko tumhe swaichhik roop se saunp doon, toh Rohan aur uska pariwar samjhega ki jo woh tumhe dena chahte the, tum waise bhi le sakte the. Fir tum kyun apne paise wapas nahi loge?"

Samar: "Aur tum khud ko mere saamne isliye pesh kar rahi ho kyunki tum unhe apmaanit aur barbaad dekhna chahti ho?"

Isha: "Haan, main chahti hoon ki unhe wahi mehsoos ho jo maine mehsoos kiya. Mujhe unke chehre par woh sharm aur majboori dekhni hai."

Samar thoda muskaya aur bola, "Tum alag ho, Isha. Tum sirf khoobsurat nahi, samajhdar bhi ho. Tumhaari ek shart hai, meri bhi ek shart hai."

Samar: "Tum mere saath yahaan rahogi, lekin tumhare saath tab tak kuch nahi hoga jab tak tum khud chaho. Aur agar tumhe lagta hai ki tum yahaan khush nahi ho, toh Rohan ke pariwar ko mere paise wapas karne padenge."

Isha samar ke chehre ko dekhti rahi, kuch samajhne ki koshish karte hue. Samar bistar se utha aur darwaza kholte hue bola, "Kyunki tum khaas ho..."

Kahani jaari rahegi...

[unleashself]

Khudko ucccha mein kahun, mere so neech na koi,

Jo jhaanku mei aandar aapne, prabhu disse, prabhu se uchh na koi

[lemonade-luvr]

Idk if the first round sent through but. Flowers!

so niceness prebbyyyyyyy awawaweawrwwa thankyou som uchh

[syairaafira]

Uhhh,,,when I lost my phone , I lost ig, tumbler,facebook and etc,. And then I try to memorising all my paswordd ,,uchh😔

[rocknpebbles]

THIS IS SO AWESOME IMLOVE THIS SO MUCH I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️USOPP LOOKS SOMCOOL IM SO HAPPPY RN ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ THANK YOU THIS IS SO GOOD ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️Uchh I cant stop looking at it

AHHHH I saw ur ask and it won’t let me see the image💔💔💔 AND THANK U SO MUCH IM SO SAD TUMBLRS LIKE THIS i love ur art

OH NO I will repost it here I hope it works now TAT (it's just a lil doodle)

[fmrcheerios]

Can I just have one weekend for myself without my brother's issues? 😭

[engineerpoelzig]

i shouldn't be able to see everyone's tags on every post so easily.....

[lesbianjennette]

i j uustt.... lo oveee her sooo muchch. ..... myyy littlr gal..... ..

[capspace]

RTST 12.13.19 at Harbee’s

Special Guests DJ Baby Yoda & Vader

UCHH Alum Spinning Live

[caruliaa]

drawing myself in a silly little outfit hehe >:3 (they /them nd mew/mew pronouns !!)

[image description: a digital drawing of me, strawberry. i am fat brown person with dark brown hair tied back so it appears short. i am wearing a neon rainbow striped t shirt with a purple mesh shirt underneath, a neon pink skirt, and neon pink and black platform shoes with rainbow hearts on them, as well as many multicolored accessorizes especially bracelets, pink heart shaped sunglasses, pink and orange worm on a string earnings, pins with the lesbian, aro, nonbinary pride flags and the rainbow infinity autism acceptance symbol, black lipstick and black and pink nail polish. there are some small neon yellow and teal sparkles around me and many neon pink hearts around me. the background its a dark indigo with neon rainbow dots. /end description]

[myco-oo]

And this is why you left, isn’t it? || DO NOT REPOST || linktree || Reblogs are greatly appreciated!!

Listened to the Steven universe soundtrack on loop yesterday and I just 😭😭😭 oh the nostalgia