#ugh thissssss

[mariatesstruther]

okay just hear me out modern au where tommy ends up picking up ellie from pre school almost everyday since joel is busy but he keeps meeting teacher maria

okay bestie as a preschool teacher you GOT me with this one. like you got me SO GOOD. this might actually get published to ao3, you got me soooo fuckin’ good right now. i have so many unnecessary details for such a simple plot so here’s a cut

tbh i feel like even as busy as joel is, he’d prioritize picking up and dropping of sarah as much as he can, so maybe he and tommy would alternate???? so on days when tommy drops off, joel picks up and when joel drops off, tommy picks up. sarah goes to a public preschool with a lot of kids, so she gets easily overwhelmed and sometimes needs extra cuddles or kind words in the mornings to make it out of the car.

one monday, a couple months into school, sarah is particularly VERY anxious because there’s a new teacher to replace ms. doherty, who quit unexpectedly on friday “because she said we gave her alooooottt of headaches, daddy.” now, sarah knows nothing about the new teacher except that shes a girl from a place called new york—and sarah doesn’t even know what new yawk IS like, thats So Far Away??? (“it’s not really that far, baby,” joel says to her. “and it’s new york. with an o sound.”) still, sarah is VERY concerned:

is new yawk like another planet???? (no, babygirl.) but what if she’s an alien???? (the school only hires human teachers, baby. they promised.) but what if she’s a SECRET alien??? (she won’t be, i promise.) okay but what if she’s mean???? (if she is, you tell me or tommy and we’ll talk to her about it, okay? she shouldn’t be mean to you.) what if she doesn’t play good music at quiet time???? (you can ask her nicely and i bet she will, baby. just say please and thank you, okay?)

still, even with her questions answered, sarah is very nervous on monday. both joel and tommy go with her in an effort to start her day off extra good, especially because joel can’t pick her up. they reassure her that new york has plenty of nice people and her new teacher will probably be one of them. she also gets TWO WHOLE extra minutes of cuddle time with BOTH of them before she and daddy have to leave the car—it’s half for her and half for them, because they’re honestly pretty anxious for her to like her new teacher too

joel is the one to hold sarah’s hand and walk her inside, because the school prefers only one guardian to drop off at a time. tommy’s nervous, but joel actually seems pretty pleased when he gets back to the car with no sarah in tow. surprisingly, he’s back faster than any time they’ve ever dropped sarah off before. with a proud smile, he tells tommy is that miss maria seems really nice. more importantly, she’s Black, which joel says Sarah got really excited about. tommy pries for more details, and he’s glad he does: apparently miss maria has locs, a few even blue and purple, and the first thing sarah’d said to her was an emphatic “😲😍🤩 i like your hair!!!!!!!!,” to which she had responded “thank you! i like your hair! what’s your name, sweets?” and that’d been that

later, when tommy does pickup that day, he doesn’t know what to expect. most times at the end of the day, sarah is super reserved and a bit cranky, eager to get home to finally have time to herself. tommy’s goal is usually to try and get her to at least wave goodbye to her teachers like joel asks—but, more often than not, she opts for reaching for uppies and hiding her face in his chest until they leave.

today??? no. it takes sarah a full two minutes to even notice tommy’s there because her and this drop-dead-fucking-gorgeous woman in a soft-looking lavender pants and blouse set are finishing up a painting at the easel wall. they’re working on what looks like a brown and purple butterfly, probably the most carefully shaped sarah’s ever made.

tommy’s heart stops when this goddess miss maria finally looks over at him and smiles with perfect pearly-whites, waving him over behind sarah’s back. when she says “sarah honey, i think someone’s here for you!” in her sing-songy toddler-tone, tommy swears an angel gets his wings. sarah turns around, shrieks with joy upon seeing him, and runs down to him with her arms out, yelling all the while: “THOMMYYYYYYY!!!!!”—because sarah’s still working on her hard ts—“thommy!!!! thommy thommy thommy come look!!! i made a butterfly for u!!!!! look!!!!! it matches ms. maria!!!!!! it’s gorgeous!!!!” (she’s been obsessed with calling things gorgeous ever since she heard tommy say it about a harley motorbike last week. joel especially thinks it’s cute, especially because of how she over-emphasizes the j-sound: gor-Jus.)

tommy’s never seen her so excited to show her art off at pickup-time before; usually, she waits until they’re home and she’s feeling less shy to start showing off, but she’s babbling and pointing to it as he picks her up and sets her on his hip: “it’s brown and purple like miss maria!!! isnt it so gorgeous, unca thommy??? do you like it???? aren’t they SO gorgeous????”

and now miss maria is looking at him. and he’s looking at her. tommy knows he’s blushing, and he hesitates—which sarah does NOT appreciate, so she says: “unca tommy!!!!!!! don’t be WUDE! thell miss maria she’s gorgeous!!! she is!!!”

luckily, miss maria saves him by explaining, in a slightly firmer teaching voice: “sarah sweets, that’s okay! we’re only just meeting, and that’s not really something you say to a stranger, okay?”

“but why noooooooot?? you are gorgeous! like my butterfly! isn’t she so gorgeous, thommy?”

“well, yeah, of course,” tommy agrees easily, because she obviously is—and shit. now miss maria is looking at him like he’s a fucking bonehead, because he obviously fucking is. “but—uh, i mean—she’s right, hon’. you gotta listen to your teacher, and that’s not somethin’ you say to a stranger, okay?”

but then, after thinking to her tiny self for a few seconds: “well if she stays my teacher then she’s not a stranger, is she???” sarah asks tommy, then turns her conniving little head towards maria, too. “and you said you’d stay! so can he say you’re gorgeous tomorrow?” then, without waiting for an answer, she’s back towards tommy to finish: “i think you should call her gorgeous tomorrow.”

“i think we should go home, s’what i think,” tommy says, finally deciding to save himself from four-year-old torment. he sets sarah down and pats her on the end with a gentle but firm request to go get her stuff from her cubby, which she goes to do without her complaints of being too tired to walk. maria watches them closely with a close-lipped but relaxed grin. when sarah’s out of earshot, he apologizes. “sorry ‘bout that, ma’am.”

“don’t be,” miss maria teases, crossing her arms. “you did call me gorgeous, after all. i’ve had worse introductions.”

“tommy miller,” he offers, moving to shake her hand. he notices her nails are done-up, a sparkly blend of pretty shades of purple that look tie-dyed on somehow. her hands aren’t soft, not really, but they’re smooth enough to make him shiver as he pulls away. “sarah’s uncle.”

“oh, i know,” she reassures, then nods her head pointedly towards sarah. the little one is coming back towards them with her lunchbox in one hand and her water bottle in the other, walking extra careful so she doesn’t trip over herself like she did last week, tommy guesses. clearly fond, maria continues. “she spent all day telling me about you and her daddy. you’re doing great with her.”

“unca thommy! i’m ready to go!” sarah sing-songs, interrupting whatever miss maria might’ve said next. internally, tommy thanks his niece—the you’re doing great was already enough to make him cry, and he’d rather not do so in front of either her or her amazing new teacher. plopping her lunch and bottle at tommy’s feet, sarah gives not one, but two eager waves to miss maria, hands flapping madly up towards the woman’s face. “bye miss mariaaaaa!!!! i’ll see you tomorrow!!!!”

“bye sarah sweets!” maria says back, waving just as enthusiastically. to tommy, she raises an amused, teasing eyebrow. just loud enough for him to hear as he turns away, he hears her say “bye, gorgeous,” and laugh, giving yet another angel a pair of wings.

it takes everything in him to not fall straight to the floor, toppling his own precious niece, right then. he doesn’t think he even breathes until both he and Sarah are secured in the car, him in the front and her in her carseat. she’s already babble singing mary j. blige’s “just fine,” which they usually play and sing on their way home from school to help her regulate. when he plays the song this time, sarah smiles bright at him through the rearview and says “i already feel just fine, unca tommy!!! but can we still play it, just for fun?”

“of course, baby,” he says, and start singing along with her. he’s feeling just fine, too.

🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾

tagging some homies (btw just let me know if u wanna be tagged in this kinda stuff or not guys! im never sure lol): @becomethesun @clickergossip @boilingcowboy @bumblepony

[toytulini]

but can you see the dye lot change. its so fucking stark to me. im gonna lose my mind

[sweet-like-hypoglycemia]

I daydream daily of molesting your softness. Wish you welcomed this shit in the DMs so I could rot your brains.

My softness? daily!? My brains already rotting alright this way too 🥺

[lass-island]

I’m TIRED of feeling like I’m playing the same episode over and over again! Tomato tomato everyone’s booing!

[angeltism]

woah there brain that's sure some very very sudden intense feelings

[spideysbruh]

jokes

y/n just posted a story!

caption- just some thoughts 🤭🤭🤔🤔

@realchalamet just tweeted- yes, y/n actually made me go through my following and explain

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@y/n replied- okay but you were totally willing !!!

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@leestimmy replied- LMFAOOOOO I'm just picturing yall doing this and I'm deadddd

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tchalamet literally the most beautiful girl i've seen in my whole life. nobody compares!!! 😍😍

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zendaya did y/n steal your phone be honest

tchalamet no this is just me appreciating my wonderful girlfriend

y/n omg so unexpected haha thank you timmy 🥰😘😘

tchalamet anything for my princess

worldlyyn okay but timmy is actually away filming rn so she's not with him, he fr posted this 💀😭😭

headbandyn but y/n DEF told him LMAOOO

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y/n i ❤️ my boyfriend

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rachelzegler im dead.

willymywonka PLEASEEEEEEEEEE 💀💀💀💀💀

tchalamet why.

florenceamy LITTLE TIMMYYYY

die4yn LOSING IT OVER THISSSSSS

timmylaurie AYE NOW CHOP 🗣🗣🗣

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tchalamet I'll love her as long as I breathe

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cookieyn VRYINGG

timmylaurie damn he's so in love im crying

y/n wowww so you won't love me anymore when we die ??? ok. noted.

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tchalamet I can't with you.

y/n 😁🥰🥰😘😘😘

ynxlee why are they the best couple ever

timmytimstan don't get the hype over that fugly girl

lomlyn can you stfu he doesnt want you bro he never will you're literally hideous and evil why would he ever even associate with you

timmyscat DAMN 💀💀💀

y/n just posted a story!

caption- i watch wonka or little women when i miss him 😔💔🫶 my whimsical man

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y/n ill be the brightest, you'll see

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tsgf she's showing wayyyy too much omg, no way timothee is okay w this

ynsheadphones kys tbh

y/n okay and I'll show more, tf ?

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tchalamet how are you so perfect

sunshineyn timothée is so lucky bro wtf man

spideyyn i wanna know what he did in a past life to deserve this

tchalamet my girl is hot !!!

scrubscrubtimmy should we give timothée some space? 🤔💀💀💀

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tchalamet we do go outside !!! a lot!!!!!

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y/n that was our first time seeing the sun in like three months don't lie

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tchalamet my 104 year old girlfriend 😍😍😍

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rachelzegler to quote Robert Pattinson, it's not even cool to be a twilight hater anymore 🙃

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[xoxoxoxoxoxotasha]

Yesterday at my new fashion job, I was given a brand new iPhone, 2 uniform pins of the fashion house emblem, 2 small belt satchels (designed to hold work phone and security pass), 10 tops (5 casual, 5 formal), 3 skirts, 2 pants, sneakers and pumps for free, hunny. Luxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxe. I also met two other client advisors (vomit) which I did not like at all—especially the fat cow with bad skin. I know I’m going to have issues with crater face later on. I can feel it. Not that I care. Anyway. My eye started twitching from fake smiling all day. Ugh. I’m a little overwhelmed but I’m a bad bitch. I got thissssss. If you don’t hear from me in the next couple of days it’s because I’m busy studying product knowledge. We have to know our leathers, our fabrics, our prints—for each item in every collection. I know it doesn’t sound like a lot. But it is, and that’s saying a lot coming from me because I know my stuff. You guys know that. (Swallows an Advil).

[kpop---scenarios]

Ugh I just read Charmer 4 and shit I almost punched my phone. Minho is a fucking ass man, why is he like thissssss. Whycan't he be as nice as his dick??! Dw he'll get a nice ass whooping from me so he can realize what he's missing out on

LMFAOOOOOO he's such a shit head ugh, but part 5, I think will be having some realizationssssss on all parties fronts 👀

[gureumz]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSLMAwKsg/

THISSSSS THISSSSSS

Its giving sneakylink!Jungwon who is out there scheming to sneakily steal y/n from the bf

AAAAAAA SUFFERRRR W MEEEEEEE

STOPPPPP

why isn't he my boyfriend in the first place 🤕 ugh but sneaky link jungwon getting bolder and bolder and nastier every time that he would fuck you in a highly public place if he could hhhh

[hotchfiles]

its been said 100000000 times and it will continue to be said Aaron hotchners ability to be angry and scary in silence is just so ugh! It disproves all that toxic alpha male shit that's been peddled around - you can dress someone down with a voice that sounds like the slow purr of a well tuned car

i even discuss it in some of my fics because he does that on purpose, like, he's a trained agent, was a prosecutor and is an expert profiler. he knows exactly when to raise his voice and when not to. so in arguments he not only doesn't yell but also tells haley to lower her voice. it puts him in the position of the rational one.

as a character i love it, he looks hot doing it, i love that voice he does that is a bit rougher but still low in tone. if he was my boyfriend i would scratch his face OUT like STOP BEING SO HIGH ROAD ABOUT THISSSSSS

oh no

i just noticed thats exactly what haley's dad feels that episode

damnnnnn

[prentissluvr]

hey all i’m saying is that sam and adhd reader would match each other’s freak. idk if you write that but i just imagine sam would be so helpful if reader was overstimulated/stressed/etc (he seems neurodivergent coded to me but maybe i’m just projecting). he’d just be impulse manager/ motivator to do things. idk idk just a thought 👉👈

-🎸

yESSSSSS I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THISSSSSS SMOOCHES FOR YOUUUUUU AAAAAAAA I WOULD SOOOO WRITE THIS

they would match each other's freak !!!!!!! ugh i'm crying i need him SO BAD i am gonna write this one way or another dw bestie, like he'd be SO HELPFUL and sooo understanding because ABSOLUTELY HE IS SOOO NEURODIVERGENT CODED i don't care if that's just us projecting i think it genuinely fits his character. i adore him and i need him and thank you for sending this ask

i need to add this to my wips ASAP and definitely send a request if you have a specific idea once theyre back open (or send a request for a headcanon with adhd!reader for my event, that way i'll write it sooner! only if you want tho ofc <333 i'd definitely like to write both hcs and a fic with this idea so dw i'll get to it eventually <33)

[youremyheaven]

Hi!! Wow , the Rahu post is so accurate and so sad that these individuals had to go through all those things I feel so sorry for them 😞 😢 😕.

While reading this post , I think in K-POP the idols have saseangs who are urghh😤 disgusting and also the netizens are kinda obsessed with them and they don't want their idols to have a personal life . Recently aespa's Karina like girlie had to apologize for dating??? Like what??? And they broke up😕 . Not only women in kpop but like BTS had and still have so many saseangs and their posts on twt urghhh why are people like thissssss arghh

Let them live!!!

Sorry for the yapping 😅🙏

I know it's really sad :((

The legal justice system is so fcked too. Ugh

[ohheyitsjustbear]

Was reading a book (MFF), and it had me think of this: i really love the idea of being tied down and having a domme use both of us. Telling me what to do to you and telling you what to do to me. Both of us are just writhing pathetically our knees and begging to worship her, but she makes us use each other for her own pleasure 🫣

Like ugh.. ✨️Orgasm Control✨️

Ughh I love this 😵‍💫 like we're just entertainment, personal porn stars she gets to direct 🥵 cos obviously toys have to prove their devotion and have to earn the right to worship right? Showing off how well we follow orders hoping for the tiny chance we'll get what we want if we're just needy and pathetic enough while she makes us do more and more desperate things so she can laugh and make fun 🤤

Sign me up for thissssss 😵‍💫🥵

[fereldenshero]

God, even if he’s not the one to to deliver the final blow on the operator (which would be really cool) I just hope that he’s there in like an epilogue and get informed on it finally being all over and maybe sees and reunites with Brian and Jay through Skully

THISSSSSS like well personally if tim isnt involved in killing the operator i WILL riot but i would still be satisfied with tim being in an epilogue and getting to see his BOYS AGAINNNNNNN UGH. Godbless anon you srsly understand the vision

[istherewifiinhell]

1, 7, and 16 for the ask game! whatever fandom you feel like.

THANK UUUU. cause u gave me free pass im gonna multi ball this.

1. the character everyone gets wrong

I do have to do turtles again cause its leo my boy leo. specifically the one from the 2007 cgi movie. people do not understand his neuroses... hes got BIG. I have to be perfect at this one thing i staked my whole idenity on and if am criticised or fail my psyche will shatter. I love him so much hes an ASSHOLE who just needs to get into a physical fight with his brother (thats their love language <2) who missed him so much and is so mad at him (for leaving. which leo only realises after he loses the fight. badly).

EXTREMELY classic. sometimes ur trauma makes u bad to be around typa guy. hes IS a hypocrite thats THE POINT. of the movie.... beloved. naunced. Complex.

7. what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them?

thissssss one i think im gonna go with the channel boots king luke guywalker. from the wars in the stars. i mean fully is it even the fandom if half it comes from disney-fication pump out money blah blah blah. like.

combo fanboys who wanna know whose gonna win in a fight at all times, as if thats ever an interesting question. PLUS. disney now has him in stasis between end of the OT and the sequels of like. make jedi school to eventually try and kill 30 y.o swolo. we can grapple with AT ALL. the idealogical and emotional stuff hes going thru? no.. hes mean baby yoda now.... alright. whatever.

16. you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

live action remakes. NO no. hang on.... ill think of something.... OH got it. Its ruthless janeway from st VOY. like!!! UGH. GO BACK TO THE TEXT. Bring a little less misogyny this time. shes doing her FUCKING BEST. she faces like. 19 trolly problems A DAY. picard COULD NEVER (i mean he would just. do it differently). tell me youve only seen tuvix without telling me youve only seen tuvix behaviour. (an ESSENTIAL. wouldnt that be fucked up or what kinda episode). even the ppl who want her to be extremely ruthless but like. in a girl boss way. BOOO. it bores me.