#ugh...yuck!

[fujimousee]

happy valentines...be whoo you aaareee❤️ i guess...

[bluesidez]

Tik tok…..

[willowser]

lmaooo can you imagine having to be the assistant to multi-billionare ceo gojo satoru it would be HELL. you think this man looks at his emails ??? you're constantly having to stand in at meetings for him because he doesn't like any of the old farts on the board. coffee and breakfast in the morning is ESSENTIAL and if he doesn't get it, then he's sending you out with his credit card to buy dozens of doughnuts for everyone. he's taking a two hour lunch and dragging you out to eat with him.

and of course you have to accompany him on every trip out of town, why wouldn't you ???

[save-the-villainous-cat]

Married hero x villain

When villain just comes to hero’s rescue right after they’ve been severely tortured by supervillain (or superhero, whichever one is fine), and hero breaks down bc they lost their wedding ring during the fight and villain is like “baby that ring is nothing compared to your own life and safety, plus I can always buy you a new one.”

“Fuck, your stats are horrible,” the villain noticed. They still stared at the calibrations their little device offered, refusing to believe that the hero was in such a bad condition and still conscious.

Then again, the hero wasn’t quite human.

“I’m so sorry,” the hero whispered. The tears wouldn’t stop and the villain’s heart splintered with every drop.

“It’s not your fault,” the villain said. They tried to be rational, to shut off their emotions and concentrate on the hero instead of their anger. The villain knew they would take care of the supervillain later and they knew it wouldn’t be pretty. Carefully, they wiped the tears and blood from the hero’s face. “You’re safe now.”

“I can’t really breathe,” the hero said.

“I know, your left lung collapsed.”

“Has that ever happened before?” the hero asked. The villain could tell they were in immense pain but refused to show it.

“Yeah, a few months ago. It wasn’t this bad, though. Now, come here.” The villain pulled up their spouse but they noticed too late the hero’s ankles were broken. The hero moaned — nearly screamed — and the villain picked them up immediately, just like on their wedding day.

The fabric of the villain’s suit twisted in the hero’s hand.

“Shit, I scanned you all over, how did I miss this…?”

“Scan probably crashed. Happened to me when I tried to scan a dead person. Too much info. They really messed me up this time,” the hero whispered. The villain felt them shake in their arms, felt blood soaking through their own suit.

“Hey, it’s okay,” the villain said. They tried not to hold their spouse too close. They didn’t want to cause any more harm.

But despite the villain’s plan, they felt their own sanity slipping away. They had to swallow a sour taste in their mouth, had to blink away tears.

The villain needed to be strong for their hero but deep down, they knew how this was breaking them. How all of this was made to break them. Stealing their spouse in the middle of the night, torturing them, hiding them, playing with them; all of it happened because the supervillain wanted to toy with them.

Panic was an old companion and the villain was sure they would meet them soon enough. And if that happened, panic would beat the living shit out of them.

“Let’s go home,” the villain said, their voice shaking.

“Honey, I need to tell you something,” the hero said and the villain held onto them a little tighter, protective and worried. Their spouse was doing pretty well for nearly dying. No doubt, their superpowers made them harder to kill, but the hero was dangerously good at pretending they were fine.

The villain risked a look down at them in their arms and there were even more tears on the hero’s cheeks.

“I’m so sorry,” they sobbed and the villain had a million horrible suspicions running through their mind. What had happened to their hero? What had they done to them? The villain was losing it, was going to murder the supervillain with their own hands. “They took my ring.”

The hero’s tears wouldn’t stop, in fact everything got worse. The villain could tell they tried to swallow their tears. But their lips trembled and their eyes were red.

“Honestly? I’m just glad you’re alright.” One crack, then two. The villain’s voice gave up and so did the villain. They let the little wall in their mind crumble completely and let emotions take over. Everything broke down and the tears followed. They held the hero close, shaking.

Likewise, the hero stopped pretending and let the tears fall.

It was a curse. Pretending to be alright, so you wouldn’t worry your significant other. The villain hadn’t planned this but they couldn’t help it. Maybe the hero was the only person they could be their rawest self with. Maybe the hero was the only person who truly, deeply knew them.

Someone who had seen all the ugly parts, all the disgusting parts, all the faults and mistakes, all the imperfections and unpleasantries. Someone who, despite all, stayed.

“Oh god, my love,” the villain sobbed between tears, “god, I thought you were gone.”

“You’re not mad?” the hero asked and the villain shook their head, lost in complete despair. They needed a second to gather themselves.

“It’s just a ring,” the villain whispered. The hero wiped tears off the villain’s cheeks and the villain had to smile softly. “Marriage is so much more than one ring. All I ask for is your safety.”

The hero leaned their head against the villain’s chest. They seemed calmer as their fingers went over the villain’s forearm.

“I can always buy you a new one,” the villain promised. “But first, we have to get out of here.”

For the next few months, the villain didn’t let the healing hero out of their sight.

[vile-br4t]

exhibiting god-like self discipline by doing my everything shower in only cold water ✨

[skyloftian-nutcase]

I got to spend my evening unexpectedly crying in front of my dad SO who wants to talk Imprisoning War and Golden Mercy stuff to distract me 😅👍🏻

[bosooka]

i know i'm poking a hornet's nest here, but every time i see an anakin/bo-katan "criticism" that boils down to "well their victims did not explicitly forgive them for their wrongs, therefore they cannot Actually Be Redeemed and are permanently bad people," i just have to sit there and blink in disbelief for a while

like is that actually the prerequisite for becoming a better person? is it not enough for a bad person to just...decide to not bad things anymore and correct their behavior? they must be Forgiven? what are we catholics

like i'm not here to defend the quality of writing of bo-katan's character because i think it's an insult to literature, but does it just...not matter that she not only rejected the teachings of her shitty terrorist cult, she also took up arms against them on three separate occasions?? so they wouldn't ruin mandalore? and also actively resisted the empire?? because satine (a character who is extremely super dead) did not explicitly say "i forgive you for being a terrorist"???

i can only kind of understand this for anakin given his immediate death, but like. he killed the emperor. he killed the guy he committed innumerable crimes for so that palpatine could never hurt anyone else again. you don't have to like anakin but arguing that this actually does not count as a good thing because leia would not forgive him for alderaan is just unhinged. like it's leia's place to forgive him too, wtf

as i write this out it feels so juvenile and childish to me but that's what christian morality does to a mf i guess

[shadowgirl-noa]

Babe what's wrong, you haven't touched your soup.

@thewormwithproblems as my dear Cristabel to my lyctor Mercymorn. Very sweet, HIGHLY enjoyed meeting her <3

More group photos below the cut, didn't wanna make the post TOO long <3

The duality of Lyctor pairs and their cavaliers. (@bebidocrimes as Gideon and @sofipitch as Harrowhark)

POV your boss brought a literal infant to be your coworker. Hopefully I can haunt her ass from the other side of the river....

The rest of our TLT group! I didn't get many shots with everyone cuz they ran late and I had to go to a panel, but we all got to meet up again for lunch! Wish we'd had more time and some better photo locations, but it was great to meet the fandom in person for the first time!

See you again sometime, Con Nooga!

[iambuggy]

YOU HAVE TO FIGHT THE EVIL YOU CANT STAY DOWN CHOKE THEM BEFORE THEY CHOKE YOU

[thebluebygracieabrams]

can someone tell me how to keep going if your hardwork does pay off but you don't feel anything when you achieve your goal just relief and numb again

[tinseltownie]

Feels like I’m breaking an unspoken rule saying this out loud but I generally really enjoy that tumblr largely ignores the existence of Lando’s latest fling/ now possibly confirmed gf

[mydarlingclaudia]

MY FUCKING BALL

[guppygiggles]

You stink like.. really bad.

HEY EVERY BODY. CASPER STI-

Now everyone can see how you BULLY ME. 😭 /silly

[onlyzizi]

it’s pathetic that i find pyrocynical attractive

[seaf00d-hater]

What do u have against sea food? 🤨

It tastes to alive to me

The only real "seafood" i actually like is canned tuna tostadas, imitation crab, and takoyaki. FUCK i love takoyaki best thing humans every invented 10/10 can barely taste the octopus

Other than that i have no problems with it but if i get served any kind of seafood i will not eat it and if I accidentally take a bite of something with seafood in it you will see me convulse in agony and tear up from the taste

Yes, if I ever even have something with a slight flavor of seafood or anything from a river or ocean, I will have a violent physical reaction to it

It feels like it's going to jump out from my mouth at any moment

All fish kind want revenge against us all for eating it's kind, best be known I won't be caught lacking when they come.

[the-uncanny-dag]

Bro, who greenlit HBO Euphoria for season 3. Who gaf about this show anymore. Nobody fucking wants another season of this trash bc everyone knows Sam Levinson sucks now. These women all have better opportunities in acting than playing sexy teenagers in their 30s. The Kenny song said "my title now" 8 months ago. What are we still doing hereeeee