#ultimate Barbie

[boobsperv01]

[mermaid--bride]

I tagged @mukami-kuron-mrsadisticcat for the latest tag game, but he can't post this at the moment.

So I'm posting it in his honor. The ultimate Barbie! 🤭

[byakkotea]

two queens

[vanerchest]

well...

[gorgynei]

barbie is not an "anti man" movie at all. it's so obvious to me that the kens were written like idiots not to call all men idiots (well... maybe a little) but instead to show how easy it is for someone to get taken advantage of. it's important to remember that while the barbies and kens are played by and written as adults, they function in the real world and overarching narrative as adolescents that don't know very much about the world.

reading ken as a young boy, he's initially nice to the girls around him (if insecure, lonely, and feeling pretty disrespected) but as soon as he steps into the real world, he sees all these men who feel very secure in their masculinity and self-assured, and he wants that for himself. he falls into the trap of the patriarchy much like a lot of young boys in real life fall into extremist right wing ideologies. but ken's insecurity never really goes away, it just gets covered with faux fur and headbands and country music. it's why he cries and admits to barbie that leading was hard. he never really wanted to hurt the barbies at all, he just wanted to feel confident and accepted by everyone, but especially barbie.

ken was never the problem by himself. he wasn't made into the world hating women. he was manipulated and turned into a misogynist by society.

[ultimatepinkgirl]

[benjimarii]

Yeah, this is them :) This is inspired by the Barbie movie post of Barbie and Ken getting mugshots lmfao

[valkyriedraws]

I had to lol.

[far-from-fran]

Damn it...

[a-shadow-a-day]

Day 74

[boobsperv01]

[sailorsharkart]

Barbie Shadow

[who-do-i-know-this-man-s3]

⚠️Vote for whomever YOU DO NOT KNOW⚠️‼️

[who-do-i-know-this-man]

⚠️Vote for whomever YOU DO NOT KNOW⚠️‼️

[ultimate-artificial]

ROUND 3-A

Propaganda from submitters below the cut; I will reblog any additions!

GlaDOS (Portal) -murderous ai -please don't ask me about the veracity of the cake -GLaDOS isn't just a computer she is the entirety of Aperture, she was created to contain the mind of a separate lady but seems to have her own personality, and her creators hate her and she killed them. I love her. I will forgive all her crimes. Yeah she's a bully but she's also severely hurt she can kill all she wants. (reblog link)

Barbie -She's barbie. You know her.

[ultimatepinkgirl]

PINK GIRL COMPETITION 2023

Character list under the cut!

FAQ/Disclaimer

Finals are over! Congratulations to Miss Piggy

Future plans and requesting a poll

If the bracket seems odd, it's because 32 characters were added on later!

ROUND 1

ROUND 2

ROUND 3

ROUND 4

ROUND 5

BONUS POLLS

FINALS:

Miss Piggy (The Muppets) vs. Barbara Millicent Roberts (Barbie)