#ultramegarod

[afterlight-archives]

I love your art style!! If you’re taking requests I would like to kindly request ultramegarod cuddle pile :]

two grapefruits and their annoying orange.

[cakeboppop]

Buying expensive figures just to make up scenarios. I love to play play toys yay

[killyourrdarlingss]

Thinking about captains crew relationship and how good they are together and promptly exploding into many tiny pieces

[cozzzynook]

Like, you think maybe mechs just assume that Roddy does a lot of casual fragging/relationships because of his personality, but in reality he hasn’t been with somebody for a long time and is very much touch starved?

I’m imagining this in either a dratchrod or ultramegarod context. I want to see that speedster shaking at finally getting the attention he’s wanted.

He definitely gets that reputation all because a bot ran and told after making a bet they could sleep with him.

He is so devastated and nothing he says can fix it cause he looks like a hot ride and his name used to be hot rod so it just fits ya know?

But even after the name change bots still assume he’s shareware but only for high command and he hates it.

So imagine dratchets surprise when they ask for an adventurous frag and he turns them down because he only likes fragging with bots he’s serious about and imagine the surprise of minimegs when they see how untouched and inexperienced he is in berth when they finally bed him.

They have a field day showing him what they know and getting him used to the pressure of a spike inside him.

[blitzy-blitzwing]

I feel like I should tell my hazbin followers that in the Transformers fandom there are pairings called:

minirod

megarod

and finally

ultramegarod

Transformers has the best ship names. 😎

[rolameny]

ultramegarod.

i'm compiling a list of best transformers fandom ship smush names and so far i've got

wavewave

mop

deadrat

megadeadrat.

[heliopauseentertainments]

I can’t think of anything specific but I am craving fluff featuring the OT3 UltraMegaRod if you feel up to it 👀💙

I don’t know that I came up with anything particularly fluffy, but here we go!

Under the cut for length, just shy of 900 words

Summary: It’s hard to plan a birthday present.

Warnings: Suggestive themes, nothing remotely explicit just implied

Rating: Teen

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"Rodimus, he doesn't particularly care for surprises," Minimus said, having clambered up into chair at the desk normally meant for Ultra Magnus. Meanwhile, Rodimus doodled on the wall's built-in light-board with a pen under the heading "The Big Guy's Creation Day." It would be easier to participate in the planning if he could actually see the board without having to either stand on something or lean around a race-car. Several ideas—suggestions such as “candy” or “handcuffs” or “movie night”—were already scrawled across the surface, most already crossed out from before Minimus had arrived. “You ought to know that by now.”

"Are you kidding? This'll be great. He's gonna love it." Rodimus emphasized the point by hopping once in place, spoiler fins twitching up.

"I hardly think hiding under his desk and jumping out to startle him is an appropriate way to provide him a creation day present." It certainly wasn't a way to say "we love and cherish you." Not that Minimus was an expert in expressing that anyway.

"Okay, okay, maybe not. You'd think he'd be less jumpy at his age," Rodimus said, as though Minimus weren't even older than Megatron. It wasn't as though Rodimus was quite that young either, despite how he tended to act. Minimus crossed his arms as he sat down on the books piled into Ultra Magnus’ chair.

The speedster tapped his chin in thought, clearly trying to come up with something else. Minimus could only hope it would be something rather less likely to result in furniture getting broken in the chaos of a giant tank's exaggerated startle response or that wouldn't result in a call to the medical bay from said tank potentially experiencing sudden spark failure. Either could happen depending.

"What if,” Rodimus began, a wide, less-than-innocent grin stretching across his face, “we tied ribbons into cute little bows around ourselves and waited in the habsuite for him to come home from his command shift?"

Minimus was sorely tempted to tell the exuberant speedster to put that naughty smirk away, but he knew that would only encourage him.

"That seems unnecessarily risqué and, most importantly, doesn't include actually giving him the present." Besides, Minimus felt like perhaps that was not the best way to set the tone, at least not upfront. Rodimus pouted and crossed out some more… private suggestions that really shouldn't have been on the board in the first place, not as a gift anyway.

Minimus cleared his vocalizer with a cough.

"Furthermore, we haven't even gotten him anything yet. Did you even ask what he would want?" You know, like a thoughtful person would have already done before trying to plan a surprise.

Rodimus pshawed and waved a dismissive hand at the smallest member of their relationship.

"Of course not. He'd just say something like 'don't get me anything' or 'it's not important.' So we'll just have to intuit what we wants." The red speedster paused, like he doubted himself. "Somehow. We'll figure it out. It's gotta be something flashy, you know?"

"Flashy" was a word that didn't really apply where their largest conjunx was concerned. "Opinionated" and "loud," though in a different way than Rodimus was, were better descriptors, but despite that Megatron tended towards subtlety in aesthetic taste. Well, minimalism and utilitarianism were more accurate. The only possessions he owned tended to be whatever Rodimus and Minimus had given him over the years, with the exception of his surgical kit. That made selecting an appropriate gift all the more important.

"You gave him a rock last year." Minimus tutted, waving an admonishing finger. Never mind the fact that the rock now lived on Megatron’s desk in the captain’s office as a paperweight. It was a rock and Minimus felt certain the only reason it remained was because Megatron didn’t want to hurt Rodimus’ feelings by being rid of it.

"Yeah, but it was shiny and cool—"

"—And the year before that was the Rodimus Star for 'not putting Whirl in the brig'."

Which was ridiculous.

Megatron should have just done it. Whirl had been playing tag in the hallways with Misfire and getting too carried away with the foam-dart guns. A brief stay in the brig was the most appropriate response but Megatron had overruled Minimus in the guise of Ultra Magnus while in the middle of making the arrest.

"That wasn't his creation day present. That was just convenient timing. I gave him his actual present later." Which Minimus had the misfortune of walking in on after work.

Rodimus stopped doodling and pointed the writing utensil in his hand the green minibot.

"And last year you got a new light-pen." He mockingly waggled the pen pinched between his fingers.

"He goes through so many, Rodimus! It was practical." All that writing Megatron did in his spare time, it was a thoughtful gift to get him something he would actually need and use. “It was an exceptionally sturdy one.” Because someone was a heavy-handed writer.

Still, this discussion and planning session was getting them absolutely nowhere.

"Why don't we simply ask him what he wants and just do that? We can't go wrong that way."

"Fine, you ask him what boring thing he thinks he wants and I'll surprise him with something awesome."

How many ways could that plan go wrong?

[seekingjets]

Thinking on it. I could ship Megs/Mags/Rod.

Mostly because the image of Megatron and Ultra Magnus doing " rock paper scissors" to decide on who has to make Rodimus focus on big decisions, or even just to get him out of bed in the morning is delightful.

[starvonnie]

I am so focused on megarod that I retweeted what I thought was megarod art but the second time I saw it I noticed ultra magnus was ALSO there

I have megarod tunnel vision

[themessofscales]

Rail: >Whispers< Ultramegarod

Blue: What the fuck

[megatowonus]

UltraMegaRod?

Send me a ship and I'll answer three questions based on if I ship it or not.

Ship It

What made you ship it?

look let’s be real here we’ve both read blitzy’s comics

their dynamic is just,,,,so good ;o; i love the way they function around each other and effortlessly bounce off one another, despite their initial mistrust of megatron. they make a really good team. also they’re all really pretty and i think they should hold hands

What are your favorite things about the ship?

i absolutely love the way they temper each others’ unhealthier tendencies - roddy’s impetuousness, megatron’s mopiness, magnus’s fretting - to really bring out the best in each other, i think it’s very sexy of them.

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

WHERE is the content of roddy carrying around minimus and a mass shifted megs. do you know how ecstatic roddy would be to no longer be the tiny one in the relationship. this is a tragedy

[lukellios]

should we ask for your twitter off anon or can we ask you for ur twitter here? 👀

My twitter is the same name as my tumblr! My nsfw twitter is @/ultramegarod, but I will immediately and indiscriminately block anyone who doesn’t have their age in their bio.

[quetzalpapalotl]

reblogging to say that ultramegarod is also a ship name that exist and not only did Rodimus came up with it, he created the polycule just for the name

OBVIOUSLY Rodimus himself name his and Megatron's ship name megarod and he wouldn't have it any other way, Megatron very much would but by the time he figured out what a ship name is it was too late

dfjasdfkasdhfk correct

[killyourrdarlingss]

💕💕💕

[cozzzynook]

Ultramegarod fluff please🥺

A scenario, nice quick one.

Rodimus suffers from insomnia which is why he always holds the longest running shift and bounces around from almost every position on the ship and does each job quite well to the others delight. Minus paperwork of course.

So to combat this unhealthy medical problem, Minimus will curl up in Rodimus’s lap when he catches him sitting. He’s in his fox form and begins to purr.

He’ll make biscuits on Rodimus’s lap and manages to help ease the captain into a light doze that turns into a week long sleep the moment Megatron gently picks him up bridal style and carries them off to their hab.

That warm chest and wonderful vibration knocks their captain out everytime

[blitzy-blitzwing]

if you don’t have any inspiration, maybe you could do shipping ocs?

I only have one oc, tho. :V