#unfuck yourself!
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Can you imagine how annoying it is for Wei Wuxian, strongest cultivator of his time (when using modao and/or guidao), to hear people say that cringe Jiang Cheng killed him?
#pallas.rtf#mdzs#i imagine he eventually goes to lotus pier and demands!!!!! a rematch. IN public. i'll kill myself in front of you again and then you'll CRY#and everyone will see you're a BIG LOSER CRYBABY WHO COULD NEVER KILL ME IF I DIDN'T WANT TO DIE!!!#and jiang cheng. who was raised with this energy. is just like you'll only kill yourself if i don't kill or incapacitate you first#rules: no one who wants to have sex with you can interfere.#wwx like ohoho so i can still have wen ning huh 😏#and jc just looks at him for a long time and then says. No.#wwx like WAIT THAT'S NO FAIR BECAUSE THAT RULE ONLY APPLIES TO ME!!! since you're unfuckable and no one would ever marry you 😏😏😏😏😏#at which point they give up the formal fight and just wrestle each other into the lake and try to drown each other#just like old times 🥰
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bit annoyed by the use of unfuckable as annoying shithead. like i get what you wanna convey but tying together attractiveness and judgements about people is something that generally doesn't work that well
#they aren't hoing to fuck u#also a lot of people y'all would deem unfuckable for yourself for good reasons still find someone who wants to fuck them#similar vein as the people defending someone online and then someone says#egh#spike spoke
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They're dragging me off this site in chains before I call it quits.
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It's fucking wild being a chronically ill person w a thin body because you really do see past the "oh but x body is unhealthy" bullshit. I'm thin, relatively muscular, a seasoned runner, and yet there's nothing that will change the fact that my body is still, by definition, fundamentally unhealthy. But people aren't constantly on me about how they're "concerned for my health" 🤨 interesting
#obviously take care of yourself to the best of your abilities#but there are plenty of fat people who by definition are healthier than me!!!!!#its just so fucking annoying. the idea that you can visually gauge how fucked or unfucked someones body is....#not to mention the myriad of things that impact people's health#tbh i need to eat better for my blood sugars i just fall off the wagon but like. at least i dont have enormous social pressure against me
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not me spending the last decade being like no yeah totally cis gendered girlie thats meee while also being like,,,, i wanna be hot like a guy but in like a girl way ya know? *predominately wears more masc styles to balance out my v fem features and energy* *coats self in tattoos bc it makes my gender vibe happy in my brain* *changes pronouns to she/they and unlocks gender euphoria*
#like oh shit bitches guess who just figured out they’re nb spoiler it me#i mean ive been unfucking my gender identity in my brain foreeeever bc i was the frilly dresses lil kiddo and then the hella tomboy older#kiddo and then just like…. ME which is a lot to be but seperating yourself from gendered expectations and like who you are and what you feel#comforable as is a big deal! it was a lot of work! i think im nonbinary!!! like i still hella have girlie energy but also its so much more#than just girlie energy and i think im happy with that#im also realising that never once has my gender felt connected or tethered to my sex and whoooo boy that was telling like oh hey maybe this#this is why i distinctly dont like people telling me a girl bc ive a uterus like excuse me im a girl bc i have girl energy and also somethin#other than girl energy <3 you cant contain meeee#rambly tags bc its late and also the gender euphoria thing I have heard of it but not realised i could feel it and i was lowkey giggling#almost uncontainably when i changed my pronouns i felt so free 🥰
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"unfuck yourself"
originally found on tumblr, but I couldn't find the original post to reblog.
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vommitting blood (im not, not to worry) as school is 6am to 4pm and i get home by 5 or 6 with schoolwork to do and i feel so so dizzy!!!!! i cant live like this no more guys!!!!!!!!
#education system unfuck yourself challenge impossible#xuil txt#I CANT DO ANYTHING ENJOYABLE IM TOO TIRED
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YKNOW WHAT FUCK YOU
*Unfucks your mom and watches as the timestream corrects itself, fading you into nonexistence as your mom’s virginity is restored*
#i fucked your mom#fuck you#un fucking real#unfuck yourself#suck it and see#hate post#shitpost#cryptid#late night tumblr#late night tumblr post#science
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"I will eat to keep myself healthy because I care about myself as Lord Boethiah wants me to" <- proceeds to eat a microwaved hot dog on an empty stomach, something that has Always made me feel Vaguely I'll afterwards
#stars.txt#shitposting#I ATE AND THATS WHAT MATTERS#im going to have a tums now though#because part of taking care of yourself means. unfucking yourself when you fuck up.#*chokes down 4 tums* for the glory of Lord Boethiah#JOKING im joking. i am going to take a Medicine tho.
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Ah feck lads the 6th year ennui is setting in
#(chanting to self) secondary school is ending but while it happened it was fun and good!#you have been in this situation before and it was literally fine! oh well onto better things!#once the leaving is over u can focus on unfucking yourself!
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High-key "yes I'm happy to be working on myself and seeing the results and I will continue to work on coping skills and emotional regulation bc I like getting better" low key "I wasn't the one to break this fucking thing why am I the one doing all this work to fix it" ( this thing being my brain)
#personal#this is joking post#but also sorta no lmao#bpd tag#like yes im happy about how much better i take things and i can calm myself down and i have healthy mechanisms and yea yea yea but also#im like 'this is kinda like if someone else broke a window and im the one missing recess to fix it lmao'#except a window takes a couple days unfucking yourself is#uuuuuuuuuufh So Much Upkeep#trauma talk
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when straight girl friends ask me how to be less attuned to misogynistic self perception and i have to come up with a complex nuanced answer when in reality the key is to listen to dyke music but i dont think they’d buy that
#you could be fixed by proudly and dismissively proclaiming yourself unfuckable unlovable unlistenable unwatchable and doing a little dance#instead we have to have conversations about it. unbelievable#thing
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instead of making an oc intro post i make a wife tier chart for my teenexo ocs
#literally i think the only two that would go in Wife This Guy tier are........... uh#well. you see. i typed that tag out. and then had to sit here for five minutes. thinking#lin is like. the best option out of some bad ones. i guess.#I GUESS. i guess. god#momo seems like shed be wife tier at first glance but the joke abt momo is like#her parents' relationship has given her immensely unrealistic expectations of romance and now shes like. well#Kind of Intolerable As A Romantic Partner!#thers absolutely an unfuckable tier and multiple characters are there for different reasons#rosa (unless youre momo) nina (dont do this to yourself) theo (lol)#teenexo oc stuff#personal
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