#unkidnap

[chats-make-me-laugh]

Cristal: So why don't we send the blueprints to an actual international rescue group, instead of depending on a doctor and a...well... Liam: ...A writer? Adam: Because the UN advises all international rescue groups not to go to Moldavia. Private security won't even got here. Cristal: So what makes you think you can do it? Adam: Look look, we're not going there to fight. We're simply going there to casually break in and... Adam + Liam: ..un-kidnap.. Adam: ...two innocent people Cristal: I think we should tell Fallon.

[mmyashas]

roier and natalan have the opportunity to do the fjnniest shit ever

[pm-00]

who is Roier anyways?

[absensia-archived]

IMPATIENT, CLOSE TO EXASPERATION, BUT NOT NEARLY AS PETULANT AS A TROUBLED ( DISTURBED! OR MALADJUSTED, IF YOU ARE KIND ) CHILD, SHE STARED UP AT HIM THROUGH THE LUSH BLACK OF HER LASHES. A BIT OF BEIGE DEBRIS STILL DUSTED HER GAZE. COLOUR AND GLITTER FOR SOME, CARNAGE AND ASHES FOR HER. HE WAS HOLDING OFFICE AT THE EDGE OF A NEAR - DEATH EXPERIENCE. JUST ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TREE LINE, THE REAPER GRUMBLED SOMETHING ABOUT WASTING TIME.

Early morning light glinted off the memorial plaque behind Charlotte’s back, the gold square pressed into the dark oak of the park bench on which she sat, called to counsel by the man before her. A cemetery sprawled on the other side of the black iron - wrought fence. Steely roses spun out from the spokes of the fence to top the long, winding line of cold metal; yet as ornate and gorgeous as they were, they did very little to deter trespassers. The fence was easily surmountable, currently evidenced by the not one, but two medium - sized vehicles hanging over the roses and thorns like nothing but mere freshly washed towels over a backyard clothesline.

The day's casualties, evidently, had a very short distance to travel before reaching their final resting place. About them, first responders and medical personnel bustled, most in auto - pilot mode, given the hard - pressed lines of their mouths and knowing glaze of their gazes. Auto - pilot was better than the alternatives: stupid panic and foolish incredulity. At least this way, they could finish what they'd been summoned here to do and then, when the dust settled and the horror of it all staled, they could leave. Charlotte, for one, was still waiting for the wound at her hairline to quit its gushing. All the blood was pooling into Richard's nice ( too nice ) blazer jacket, and sluicing down the silk lining to soak into bright blue of her denim.

@acataelepsie / IT'S MY JOB TO PROTECT YOU.

Charlotte hadn't been in either of the cars. . . at the time of the crash. She had, briefly, been in the silver one which was now threatening to topple fully over to the cemetery side of the fence, and take said fence down with it. Out of the corner of her eye, she watched in mild amusement as a group of the responders instinctively reached out to stop the sedan from tipping over, only to remember the most likely fate of hands caught between hard ground, twisted metal, and a particularly stubborn sense of gravitational obedience. IT WAS A WORSE FATE THAN THE WOUND SHE NOW NURSED. At least her head had remained intact. Fate did sometimes favour the brave. Or, according to the huffing and puffing federal agent before her, THE RECKLESS.

It's my job to protect you, he intoned for what Charlotte could've sworn was not the first time. Yet the words still sounded fresh. Perhaps because they hadn't this close of call until now, but hey, what's an abduction here and there to help them stay on their toes? Still. . . What a waste of good blood. Charlotte wondered idly if this was going to leave a scar: THE TIME SHE FLEW OUT A MIRACULOUSLY SHOT - OUT WINDOW OF A ROLLING CAR AND NEARLY HAVING HER SKULL CRUSHED BY AN ON - THE - LOOSE SIDEVIEW MIRROR! The thought pulled a dry chuckle from her and she threw a sardonic smile up at Richard, her protector. " Really? Well, you're not very good at your job, then, are you? "

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[aibabeloved]

why the hell r there astronaut guys here.

[wimdchine]

if this gets 50 notes i'll unkidnap windchime ʱªʱªʱª (ᕑᗢᓫ∗)

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

A random guy kidnapped skeleton to escape the police and handcuffed themselves to him. Now they're running through the city, trying to escape. Who complies? Who is not?

Undertale Sans - Chillest kidnapped person ever lol. He's following the guy around, not giving a care in the world, and even asked for a burger midroad because he's hungry. Little did the guy know he didn't ask that in front of Grillby's for nothing. As the two of them sit at the bar, Sans casually says to Grillby that he's getting kidnapped right now and to call Undyne. The guy is so in shock they can't say a word. They're getting arrested not five minutes later, looking so betrayed. Yeah, sorry, he's not that nice. He was trying to gain your trust for this moment lol.

Undertale Papyrus - He's anxious, and late for work, and he hates being late. He's playing along for a little while, before asking the guy if they please can part ways now, promising he won't tell the police or anything. The guy says no. Papyrus sighs. Welp. He tried. He turns around and starts to walk in the other direction, dragging the poor guy around. The man is not happy and threatening him but, uh, it's not like he can't do anything. Papyrus is way stronger and since he's annoyed the man keeps slowing him, he ends up picking him up like a child and carrying him to the police station lol. The man is crying and begging in the end. Undyne is so confused when Papyrus comes to see her and asks if she can unkidnapped him because he's late for work.

Underswap Sans - He plays along, waiting for the guy to bring him back to his hiding place with all his partners in crime. He then discreetly activates his police GPS alert and sends a signal to his colleague lol. The bad guys are for sure surprised when the police show up out of nowhere. Oh no, how did they find them? Truly a mystery for sure. Maybe don't kidnap a cop accidentally next time.

Underswap Papyrus - He's so anxious and doesn't know what to do. He's slowly panicking as they're getting farther away from home. Please... He just wants to go home. He won't tell anyone. His begging is more and more desperate until he can't take it anymore and... passes out lol. Good luck dragging a huge unconscious skeleton around now. Honey doesn't do well with stress. The guy is arrested not five minutes later as people reported him dragging a corpse lol.

Underfell Sans - He's like a rabid dog, biting the handcuffs to get free and struggling as you're dragging him along. That's five times he tried to attack you now and you stopped in a pet store to buy a muzzle for him. He is pissed off, growling angrily and you better run really fast when he's going to free himself because you're so dead.

Underfell Papyrus - Uh. You realize how much of a bad idea it was when, at the moment you wanted to drag him away to escape the police, Edge suddenly kicks your knees at full force and pins you on the floor. You're actually pretty lucky there are still police officers around. If it was only the two of you, you feel like he wouldn't have hesitated one second to end you.

Horrortale Sans - He's so confused about what's going on, and he's following you. He forgets every ten minutes or so who you are or what you want, so he assumes it's normal he's handcuffed to you and follows you. By the time he realizes something might be wrong, you're dragging him into his own farm saying that you are going to hide there for the night and he's even more confused because it's his home??? He's tired of your bullshit and drags you towards the house. If he has to sleep there, it will be in his bed. Willow is shocked to see him here, screaming everyone saw him get kidnapped. Oak turns towards the guy. Oh yeah, he forgot about that! Anyway. He's tired. Time to sleep.

Horrortale Papyrus - He plays along at first because he is nice and feels bad for you, but man, he's OLD and TIRED after a few hours of walking. He will ask several times if you two can take a break, if you say no, he sits anyway on the nearest bench and good luck to get him to move again. He won't. He's not some dog you can walk around, he has played long enough already. Let him go or he won't move. Willow is very patient. You won't have any choice but to to accept his offer or you will stay three days on this bench.

Swapfell Sans - He plays with you. He accepts to come, but randomly during the day, he will try to kill you. Survive and he keeps walking. Die and... Well, you're dead so... Two can play the game you know. Next time you'll learn not to underestimate tiny people you idiot.

Swapfell Papyrus - You know how some children pretend to be dead in shops when they're throwing a temper tantrum? That's Rus right now. He lets you drag you wherever you want. Though you have to carry him too because he's not gonna make any effort to make your job easy. He's limp on the floor, smiling at you, not moving. You give up on him after an hour as it's starting to draw attention to you. Worst hostage ever.

Fellswap Gold Sans - You don't have time to handcuff him. As soon as he sees you get close, he slams you into the nearest wall several times and he lets you agonize on the floor, several bones broken. Don't touch him with your filthy human hands, ew.

Fellswap Gold Papyrus - He's having a panic attack, and since he can't hug his S/O or his brother... He's hugging his kidnapper, hanging on his back like a koala. His hands are blocking your eyes and you have no idea where you're going. You walk into a tree and knocks yourself out. Coffee is even more panicked now, thinking he killed you. He runs home, carrying you, and cries to Wine that he accidentally hurt his kidnapper. When you wake up, naked in an unknown room, all you can see is Wine smiling coldly at you. You're so dead.

[kqluckity]

i kind of miss forever can they please unkidnap him already

[kerberos-ghost]

so that stream eh....

anyway, I fully think that cellbit being kidnapped by the federation increased his likelihood of reverting back to his old habits, because we didn't see a lot of these coming back until after he unkidnapped and got engaged on June 1. and the clips from when he's telling bad about everything, hes a little... obsessed. more than obsessed even.

its coming into very unhealthy territory (close to yandere tbh) and like i'm a q!cellbit defender and I support all his rights and wrongs (nta frfr) but even a toddler can realize just how obsessed he is with q!roier. this man will do *anything* to keep q!roier and I feel like one day he's either going to tell q!roier just how obsessed he is or he's gonna figure it out on his own.

either way, good fucking luck to q!roier, man's gonna need it

(did anyone else let out a sad gasp when q!cellbit went into the secret room and put the family portrait? cuz I was like dying)

((I wonder how q!roier is gonna react to q!cellbit wanting to revive abueloier; I don't think its gonna end as well as q!cellbit wants, esp since all q!roier needs rn is time alone to think...))

I'm gonna start dating my posts lmao: 6/8

[doodlebloo]

c!Tubbo getting c!Tommy exiled and kidnapped bc of his own choices, q!Tubbo getting Fred exiled and (likely) kidnapped because of his own choices. His ass cannot keep a loved one unkidnapped for a second

[galacticgoldfishart]

Hello! I randomly found your blog through your most recent storyboarded animation and wanted to say

1.) ITS REALLY AWESOME!

2.) I want to know more about your rouge henchmen project, do you have anywhere where I can learn more about it? Like some kind of lore document?

3.) Have you ever made comics or are you purely an animator?

4.) I’m not anyone important/someone at some animation company or anything. Just a curious rando

Have a nice day!

1) Thanks!

2) for the henchmen/little hero project (working on a title still) so far just what I've posted here. I've been working on it off and on for the past 2 years and have only recently started thumbnailing and writing the frist couple chapters in earnest.

The current synopsis is: *ahem*

After centuries of the 6 heroes reincarnating, the sides of good and evil have grayed. A new cycle has began and the current leader of the heroes, a 5 year old named Orphie, has been taken by the Lord of Shadows. Abbald, a one-armed spearman with a complex past, objects to the theft of such a small child, especially one of legend, and seeks to unkidnap them. But bringing the child home and out of shadow country will not to be so easy.

It's silly and angsty and heartfelt, and what I've shown so far is only really scratching the surface. The plan is to make a webcomic but there's no set release date yet. So I guess stay tuned.

3) I'm a storyboard Artist by trade which I guest is a bit of both. I'd like to move more into comics (hence above) but so far I've only done some short funny internet comics on my blog and an unreleased (unfinished) first chapter to the magical girl series the storyboard is from. (this was from high-school and though I'm proud for doing it it doesn't hold to my current standards and will remain unreleased).

4) well thanks for the asks rando!

✌

[galatoma]

Prior to tubbo's introduction to the qsmp I saw people being like "him and tazercraft would get along so well!" and I didn't get until until pac and tubbo started hanging out. These mfs are same text different fonts, I'd love to see mike join this mix when he gets unkidnapped

[naivedeer]

Everyday I remain unkidnapped an angel loses her wings.

[justarandomsanenobody]

Just casually using the Roxy talkie as the Faz-wrench because that works now apparently 💀

Sun, you’ve been unkidnapped for who knows how long and you’re already out here breaking the game 🫠 also I can’t see any of the SAMS tagged posts aside from 3 anymore- don’t tell me it’s only a glitch for me