#unless yk👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[omelettejunkie]

✮ MUTUALS LIST ✮

find some awesome amazing people here:

@kawaiibarty - my beautiful boyfriend. super duper awesomesauce!! he posts super good marauders playlists (⁠♡⁠ω⁠♡⁠ ⁠)⁠ ⁠~⁠♪

@jamespotterbbg my boat!! she makes amazing MOODBOARDS and fanfiction. omg what a legend, guys.

@garden-of-runar that silly little deer :0 queen of poetry and screaming like a lunatic when anything remotely interesting happens. she once got stuck in a chair for an hour </3

@seekmemystar PRACTICALLY MY SISTER ❤️ The most wonderful woman around. She's a scary Barbie ATM tho??

@definitionoffuckup my twinkle star 😚 Al is the definition of depressed & coked up teen but I adore him, he's like a baby brother

@gasolinehornet WTF IT'S THAT SUPER COOL ARTIST???? 10/10 on bird knowledge. little baby 🫵🏻

@circebutbetter #1 green apple hater, super weird and super dope 😎

@calypso10191 Calpol!! get your medication here >⁠.⁠< HAS A TURTLE, extra cool jazzy points for that one

@cheekyboybeth spooky sick vibes. should donate their cat to me 🎀

@themortalityofundyingstars WAH ITS AN OTTER BOY 👀 interesting specimen, said I can harvest their organs hehehe

@starmanbutitsregulusblack crowan (black cat), the otter's platonic husband and tall nerd. I think they stole ALL the height

@prongsfish freaky fishy. that's it. mwah /p

@asters-tempo suspicious bread that is always lurking!! I swear they see every post. stupid notifs lol

@sotiredimbored KUKO🤗 Extremely friendly and sweet. are they a fish or turtle?

@enbysiriusblack scar ✨ needs some sparkles, yk? leader of the anti-mold league, dopey lover for their gf, cool gay 😌

@siriuslywhimsy ody (James adopted him)

@scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde THEM THEM THEM THEM THEM THEM, THAT PERSON (LOVE YOU LOL)

@im-on-crack-send-help riyana💕. she hates her glasses :/ how rude

@mrtoadthetoad MY NUMBER ONE HATER!! it's gildy :0!! stalks me?? hello

@my-beloved-fandoms EV 🤩 HMMMM??

@inara-tries-to-survive Ara is Itar's Raquelle apparently?? The theme is serving

@stars-on-my-bedroom-ceiling anna, always reblogging everything like the ruler of reblogs

@kip-davis lorax lover with a frog (Winnie)

@thestrawberryapologist MY WONDERFUL LITTLE WINGWOMAN, MARICLARICLARABELLE!! THE BEST THE BEST!! FAVOURITE GOSSIPER

@aesthetic-writer18 rainey nox. obsessed with BBC Sherlock and their bf

@justaboymadeofhoneyandglass Rainey nox's bf, jamboree. But when I use Andy it's funny because that makes us Ethan and Andy lmfao

@icarus-last-fall Skye (I miss their Theodore anons, that was a fun era)

@daddysclownboy CASLEE!! WAH

@funz1es clown person?? I think they are a fun clown tho, not a killer clown...I mean...unless....

@goformoony Moe little pony, applejack

@here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can still not sure what can they are sat in? I think baked beans??

@burgundykicks Irish Ballerina (NOT FRENCH)

@mun-urufu *blink blink* 😲

@marylily-my-beloved fatimah 💗

@stqrgirl3 loves love like me. has the biggest crush on someone, uh oh

I totally forgot people, so sorry 🙏🏻

[gaymars97]

Quelqu’un serait intéressé à faire un univers alternatif de chevaliers d’Émeraude/ héritiers d’Enkidiev avec moi?

[fatfemmegf]

bees chasing me around at work :(

[t4tbedehopmar]

what if i reread the fic i read yesterday.

[bilkul-lazeez-hu]

you are my Tumblr crush

omg really? Thank you? I don't know what to say 🫠

I can't believe someone saw the little hell I lovingly call my Tumblr Blog and decided they liked it 🫡

[throwbacktears]

do i order the ntt #1 facsimile if i already have the first volume of ntt

[tokyo-terror]

request 🚨

Hey there, just thinking about how the 141 + Vaqueros would react to (reader) wearing one of their big shirts, perhaps only with underwear underneath, maybe not even that. 👀 I’m not particular about the gender of (reader) insert so whatever is cool.

guess who's my fav after this 🙏 also ill def do the vaqueros in a p.2 i just have a big headache 😿 <3 enjoy fr

cw: suggestive themes 😟 , gn reader (no specified genitalia yw)

simon "ghost" riley:

☆ genuinely doesn't mean to leave his clothes around your house, he thinks that they're a bit too .. "ghost" for you

☆ that being said, he loves the ghost look on you. in general starts clinging to your waist when you have anything of his on, especially any long sleeves he has

☆ underwear on or not man is between your thighs, this is the definition of oral fixation . i don't make the rules

☆ he likes leaving marks that most can't see, but absolutely loves the marks that everyone else will see. your relationship with him may not be the most out there, but he loves having ppl know that you're somebody's and not theirs

john "soap" mactavish:

☆ actually the exact opposite of ghost, subtly leaves clothes around for you to wear. the kind of guy to hint at it too

☆ "hey haha did yk that my shirts are reallyyyy comfortable .. 👁" is ecstatic when you actually do wear his clothes, but doesn't show his excitedness until you end up in his lap

☆ this guy is literally the most waist/hip guy ive ever seen, his hands are up your shirt grabbing at anything he can. leaves small bruises from his fingers digging in a lot

☆ tries not to leave any marks that can't be hidden by the shirt, being visible is nice to him but knowing that they're in other places that people can't see is what rlly gets him

kyle "gaz" garrick:

☆ doesn't really think about you in his clothes until it actually happens, he tends to be a lot more reserved in sexual aspects unless it's actually time to do it

☆ he realizes his love for his clothes on you when it's the morning after a welcome home gift. you wearing his shirt + underwear is his favorite thing now

☆ this is the real freak within him 😿 he wraps his arms around you and tries to sweet talk you into more rounds, stares you down while you make him eat before more

☆ accidental biter, leaves bite marks all over your chest and neck when you let him under the shirt. he's lost in the sauce now

john price:

☆ i said this before and ill say it again, old man rizz ‼️‼️ he's open about a lot of things with you, including how he likes you wearing his clothes

☆ adores and borderline worships you whenever you indulge him. is instantly all over you when you're in just his shirt, even more pleased by the lack of everything else

☆ biggest tease ever though, can't help but deny any direct contact until you're either begging or about to slap that dumb hat off his head

☆ not really intense marker but biting is his thing, the occasional deep bite mark on your inner thigh or just right under your ribcage are his favorite places

[tojisun]

do you have like a description or like way you think bimbo!Reader would look?

Asking because I'm curious and not because I want to draw her...unless...👀

OU!!

i don’t necessarily have a concrete idea of how i think bimbo!reader would be like, specifically because bimbo!reader is *you*

but for the fits!! i do wanna talk about those bc AHHH i love soft girl aesthetic i promise but? i rlly love bimbo!reader to have that y2k/trashy aesthetic more!!!

i see her wearing something like these:

yk? like baddie n cutie n hottie!!!

wait. did u just say u may wanna draw her-

???????

oh my god????

[falling-star-cygnus]

Weird question that isn't important at all but I still wanna know, are all your Billy fics in the same timeline or not?

they are!!

i reference them from time to time [especially Dismemberment] but unless it's a continuation of a different fic i try not to lean too heavily on any of them -> i want people to be able to read one without wondering if they missed something in the official lore yk? :D or feel obligated to read another fic if it goes against their preferences

HC for the Road [that might be an official fic later on👀 WITH fanart included]: Billy's auditory processers break in a hollow raid but when the Hares' go to get them fixed, Enzo doesn't have the right parts to fix a humanoid mech so.... -> Billy gets Bangboo Ears Nicole, watching the twitchy things: and... you sure you're ok with this, Billy? Billy: Yeah! It's like I'm an actual hare now, you know Boss? Anby: do they work like your normal processors? Nekomata: Oh- yeah! Can you hear everything alright, meow? Billy, ears folding back slightly: It's weird but- I think they're working better? I can usually hear your guys' organs anyway, but now it sounds like I can hear outside too Nicole: You can hear our what

[astrhoeluvr]

Astrhoe Observations Pt.4 🫂🥰🫶🏻

(HAPPY SAG SEASON AND ALSO HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME😘🫶🏻, I’m back with another one for y’all)

Back to 👉🏻 my materialist 👁️🫦👁️.

a lil disclaimer : these are just my personal observations, so don’t take any of them to heart🥳.Some could be applicable to you and some would differ, so take all of them with a grain of salt OKIE! enough of me blabbing let’s get on with it🫶🏻🥰

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦: The house where your mercury sits in could indicate where your sibling played the most crucial/impactful role in your life.

Eg. Mercury in the 7th house could mean meeting your future spouse with the help of your sibling💍💖, Mercury in the 10th house could indicate working with your sibling or maybe your sibling could have some sort of influence over your career!💼✍🏻📑

🤪🥳: Mutable mercury’s and using a shit ton of emojis 🥰😍🤩😈😘🥲🤪👀🌺💴🤑😍 (esp Pisces, Gemini and Sagitiddies😘🫶🏻, Virgo’s are more of the :) , :0, ,-_- kinda emojis yk? Are these even emojis 😭? Or emoticons? Wtv y’all wanna call it🤷🏻‍♀️) fire mercury’s could also fall under this category 🔥💅🏻!

🥵😩: If you have someone’s Mars in your first house, you’d just wanna get it on w them yk😳🫵🏻 *aggressive lip bite* 🫦👀🔥! The physical attraction is palpable😈😵 pshh this is not always a good thing tho😃🙂🤺 but nevertheless a VERY spicy placement🌶️🥵.

☕️😴: I’ve seen a lot of Mutable/Leo and Aquarius placements addicted to caffeine 🤨🤨🧐? Y’all just don’t wanna fall asleep at an appropriate time huh??? YES, I SEE YOU 🫵🏻🧐 IT’s okay you can complete that assignment LATER 📝✍🏻or watch the last episode of a Netflix show the next day!📺💃!! GET SOME SLEEP luvs😴💤

🤥❌: One thing for sure is Y’ALL 👏🏻 CANNOT 👏🏻 LIE 👏🏻 TO 👏🏻 A 👏🏻 MERCURY 👏🏻 IN 👏🏻 SCORPIO 👏🏻 INDIVIDUAL 👏🏻. Even if you try lying straight through your teeth with the utmost of confidence they’d be like “HMMM SOMETHING DOES NOT ADD UP🕵🏻, SEEMS VERY FISHY TO ME🐠🤺” , would definitely look at you like this: 🤨🤨🤨 and will surely find out what sneaky business y’all are up to.👀🧐

📸😀: Okay mercury/neptune/mars - uranus aspects, lemme see your search history real quick📸👀🤨 y’all probably be searching up the most kinkiest/concerning shit😀. My friend has one of these placements and the first thing on his search history was “how do we steal a baby?” And “are polar bears multicoloured?” LIKE BABY WHAT? 😭😭😭😭😀🤺🤺 JAIL. RN.

🥗🍜: Venus- Uranus placements could have a very wide palate when it comes to trying out new dishes🍟🌮🍱🍝🥮🍫🍬🍪. They’re the typa people who are always down to try various cuisines👩🏻‍🍳🍛.

👯‍♀️😘: Venus in the 11th house culture is looking at your homie and saying “I might just kiss you rn” as a joke😏😏and they’d be like “haha bet😏👀”, and BOOM y’all are making out the next minute😭😈. Venus in the 11th 🤝🏻 flirting with their friends as a joke..unless??😏👯‍♀️😍👀.

🤑🛍️: Libra/Leo/Taurus/Cancer placements 🤝🏻 retail therapy 🛒🏬🎁💐👙👗.

🦷😬: Capricorn placements 🤝🏻 having issues with their teeth. Capricorn placements are most likely prone to sensitivity in their teeth or any tooth related problem!! Y’ALL PLEASE BE CAREFUL WHILE EATING ICE CREAM /ANY COLD FOODS OKAY🍦🫶🏻, ik sometimes you just wanna maybe TRY biting into an ice cream but for heavens sake do not let your intrusive thoughts win bwhahaha😀😭. Make sure to get your daily dental checkups y’all, this is not just for cappy placements!! but everyone 😗🥰🫂😁!

Okay that’s all for today luvs🥰🫶🏻

(Please do not copy or plagiarise any of my work <33)

- san✨🍵🪴📖🧘🏻‍♀️

[kamiversee]

SPILL ON UR LOVELIFE OMG WHAT 👀👀 I want fanfic moments too hsjjssj

Are you ready for a yap sesh…

Okay so do y’all rmb that 6ft tall guy I was talking to & said I MIGHT be in love w? Yeah so erm… He was wayyy to lusty for me, so much so that when we talked and he’d say how much he liked me— it just felt weird because it was like “wtf do you like about me aside from the fact that I’m nice & know how to dirty talk??”

And I thought it was ironic that he was too lusty for me even tho I write literal smut in my free time but y’all I’m not even exaggerating when I say nearly every convo w tht man was about sex. And if it wasn’t about sex then it was just about something pertaining to him in general.

Anything he knew about me was info I had to just throw out there to him yk? It was like he never really asked me anything about myself unless it was something sexual. Which irked my nerves so badly because, again, wth did he like about me? The guy didn’t even know my favorite color like ??

But in the beginning I was pretty blindsided by how good the conversations were and I was just happy to receive attention in all honesty.

Anywho tho, I told my bsf about the guy & he was telling me to stop talking to him because it��s going no where, or at least tell him that I want him to start asking things about me but uh…

I’m not that kinda person y’all. I dont want to have to tell someone to be curious about me if they claim to be interested in me. It was so apparent that he was only interested in the way I gave him a listening ear on his struggles & the way I engaged in sexual convos.

So, although I felt like shit for a while because I didn’t wanna be like his other exes tht just up & left him for no reason, I eventually told him I just couldn’t talk to him romantically anymore. NOW, this was damn there the icing on the cake.

While he was really mature about it ending & basically said he understood and wasn’t going to push me about staying or anything, y’all… he didn’t even ask why I wanted things to end. I wasn’t exactly looking for him to ask why but dude, if u claimed to like me as much as you did & were oh so infatuated with me, shouldn’t you wanna know why I suddenly wanna break things off w you??? 😐

Anyway, that ended & we decided to just stay friends. Our convos got shorter and shorter & nowadays he & I both moved on.

ONTO MY CURRENT LOVE INTEREST 😁

Guys hes so.

We started talking from me giving him advice abt his ex and stuff & I met him literally right after that first guy so he even gave me advice abt him and when I told him I felt so shitty about leaving guy numb 1, he reassured me even tho he didn’t know me tht well at the time ^-^

Then from there we just became friends and would talk a lot bc he noticed my lil sugu obsession and told me he looked like him (He does lowk) which led to him sayin I should be obsessed w him instead of Sugu since he’s actually real… he lowk gagged me there guys

Aaaand we’d just talk every day more and more, all on discord btw bc it’s so silly over there (server coming when??) And like, I dont rmb when exactly he caught feelings for me but at some point I could just kinda tell.

The only thing was that it just felt too soon so when he actually confessed to me or wtv, I told him I still wanted to know more about him as a person and whatnot. AND GUYSGUYSGUYS.

So rmb guy1 right? & how he didn’t even know my fav color? I told guy2 about that and he immediately asked abt it. I KNOW that’s smth so small but pls, it was so sweet…. is the bar in hell? Idk, I swear I have standards 🙏

We even had a whole convo abt colors & it was just super cute! >< Another time, I vented and told him how guy1 didn’t rlly put in any effort to get to know me but claimed to like me and guy2 went out of his way to say how he wants to know everything about me

When I tell y’all his confession was like smth out of a damn fanfic. YALLLLLL. And it’s funny bc MLN is actually based on events tht’s happened in my life soo…

Anywho, guy2 is amazing and ilhsm. He’s so sweet and silly, I wanna eat him yall ☹️

We talk everyday & I’ve ruined my sleep schedule juust a bit for him (it was ruiened beforehand tbh)!

That’s pretty much how things r goin for me rn. Guy1 & guy2 did interact w each other at one point and it was sooo messy yall, I was not feelin it but thats a story for another time frfr

I hope you guys enjoyed my podcast :3

[atierrorian]

Hey there! How r u?

Can I request Yandere Silver vs Yandere Sebek? You can choose any ending ;)

If you don't do rivals, then how about Yandere Silver with darling that is just like him (sleepy and can fall asleep at any moment) unless it's something about their hyperfixation. Then, they become very hyperactive (totally not self projecting 👀

If u do rivalries, then maybe it can also be in there, like- their ways of dealing with us and each other's at the same time hehe 👉👈

Can I be 🧍‍♂️ anon?

Of course, you can be 🧍‍♂️! I think I'll just do the Yandere Silver!

•So to say the least, he is surprise there is someone like him.

•For one, he is the only one in the school that sleeps anywhere and everywhere.

•So having someone like him is such a breath of relief for him, well, he was pretty wary at the beginning but began to warm up to you.

• Both of you had some things in common and you two could relate to one another.

•Now here's the thing, it feeds him on his delusions that the two of you are meant to be, and what does that mean? It means its shit is about to get real and ugly.

•And the fact Lilia is there just makes it a lot more... worse, so say the least, Lilia can and will tell his son that it's alright for him to have these kinds of feelings for the ones you love yk?

•Heads up, it ain't okay for someone to actually do that and you don't kidnap people that you love, no no, we don't condone murder as well.

•Though Silver is gentle with you and always hugs you when both of you are asleep. More like when he is literally hugging you against your will and you want out already.

•Silver thought he wouldn't get anymore surprises, oh boy.

•When he learned that you are wide awake when it comes down to your hyper fixation, he will learn what it is.

•Your sleeping face is cute and he adores it, he just loves when he sees the smile on your face and wishes only him to see it and no one else.

•To say the least, you and Silver's relationship is, normal but for most part not normal.

• Let's be real here, it ain't normal for you to kidnap your partners or loved ones just to try and protect you because they think your "vulnerable"

•He knows you know how to protect yourself, he's just worried you'll hurt yourself in the process.

•So let him do everything, you both can go and hug and sleep and dream of all kinds of things! Just as long as you wouldn't get out of your chains that is...

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To have someone like yourself was quite, nice to say the least. You had someone to relate to and felt like you weren't being left out and you two could talk with so many things!

It's just.. Silver has been acting, strange.

You're worried about Silver since he looks more awake than he is and is always in his own mind that you even need several attempts to get his attention. Seriously, what happened?

Well, it started with you telling him that you are wide awake when it comes down to your hyper fixation on something, and after that, he acted more strange and gave you the things that you told him about.

It was nice at first, you were able to stay awake for most parts and thanked Silver for all of the gifts.

But now, it was kinda suffocating.

Not in a bad way! No! It just felt too much, to say the least, you felt bad whenever he gifted you with something and always telling you, "Oh, you don't need to worry about it [Name]"

And every single day, he would get you something and after that, would always ask if you guys could take a nap underneath a shade of a tree.

The last part is nice, it's the first part that is suffocating.

And every time you told him to stop because you felt bad now since you never got him anything else in return, he always refused and said that it was alright for him.

And is it just you, or has that bat been following you for the past few days now? The more you look at the bat, the more you feel like something besides the bat is watching you...

You felt uneasy and it kinda made it harder for you to sleep, but your sleeping habits were still there, so you decided to take some things off your mind and take a nap underneath a tree, where it was peaceful and you could sleep alone, not with Silver, just you this time.

It felt so nice to have some time for yourself and just sleep all by yourself, these past few months were always with Silver and you just wanted a day for yourself.

As you felt your eyes closing, you didn't hear nor notice footsteps coming closer and closer, you were too sleepy to hear them, and as you went snoozed into dreamland, the mysterious person picked you up and carried you somewhere else.

Somewhere far more isolated and where you can be kept safe.

Ah! I am so sorry if this isn't your expectation! I was honestly in a rush while making this and I was getting sleepy and sleepier so please forgive me! And this fanfic has been on my draft for a long time so I apologize for that as well! But I hope you do enjoy this!

[bambi-slxt]

Matt and Chris both look GONE in Matt’s TikTok…. I know they’re not buttttt why they look like that 👀

well if we assume they made that video in vegas and posted it once they got back to LA, i would guess that it's probably just their dead-tired faces (yk how they get)

there aren't any clocks in las vegas, because if you don't see the time, you don't know how long you've been gambling unless you remember to check your phone, and their sleep schedules are already fucked, so they were probably just wiped tbh poor boys

i'm glad they got to hang out with justin though!! i hope they had a good time :3

[anawrites3]

I want someone (not me) to write a Bodyguard!Sladick fic - but in a very specific way (I'll probs end up writing this unless someone beats me to it (pls beat me to it someone, I can't commit to another WIP))

Basically, someone kills Bruce Wayne. And not because he's batman, but because he's rich af and refuses to sell his land in Gotham (bc yk, bro can't sell the fucking batcave and all his safe houses full of Batmerch). But no one knows who killed Bruce and why but they all believe it's because they found out Batman's identity and needed him out of the way for something.

21 year old Dick Grayson, who hasn't spoken to Bruce or had anything to do with the Batfam for two years, is asked to come back for Bruce's funeral and reading of the Will. Turns out, Bruce left everything - and I mean everything; cape and all - to Dick. Dick is now The Batman, the leader of the JL, the billionaire, the CEO of Wayne Enterprises, and also the legal guardian of not one, not two, but three kids. Jason and Tim was understandable, but Bruce never mentioned to Dick about having a kid with Talia al Ghul of all people. In all fairness, Damian was only dropped off at Bruce's feet two months ago. (Note that I'm fucking around with the Batboy's ages. Thus, Jason is 16 (bro died young), Tim is 14(bro was crazy stalking so young), and Damian in 9(bro is just young))

The killer, however, is still at large, and is now targeting Dick, the new Prince of Gotham, and his kids. But Batman (Dick) can't get involved just yet, the Batfam don't know what exactly the killers knows about them and Batman - it's too risky. But Dick can't just not do anything. So he calls the one person he knows will keep his family safe - for the right price, obvs.

Dick has money to play with and Slade loves a good game.

Basically they make a contract that issues Deathstroke as the bodyguard of the Grayson-Wayne Family until Bruce's killer is handled.

Only, Slade comes with his own baggage (aka a 9 yr old Rose Wilson) and Dick is stuck training (aka raising) another kid. But that's fine, because Slade ends up being less of Dick's bodyguard (let's face it, the kid can handle himself), and more of Dick's bodyguard-with-benefits/mentor/business partner/mental-support-bestie/drinking-buddy/private-chef/co-parent/stay-at-home-husband/love-of-his-life.

They get very domestic in this fic. And Slade has to wear a three-piece suit when following Dick around as he plays Gotham's Billion Dollar Prince and Dick can't stop riding him in the back of the Batmobile because Slade looks waaaaay too good in a suit.

But raising kids is hard, especially when you're 21. So Dick faces a lot of challenges in this fic - like his undead brother, Jason, trying to come to terms with Bruce dying right after they started to mend their relationship, and Tim who was just recently fired as Robin after one simple mistake, and his new rage at Bruce for that and dying (he refuses to believe his dead), and fuck - the nine year old assassin and grandson of Ra's al Ghul, Damian, who never truly had the pleasure (misfortune?) of knowing his father. Than there's Rose Wilson, who doesn't really know English all that well and is dealing with the trauma of watching her mother die before her.

So Dick has to really step up - as a business man, as a leader, as Batman, and as a father.

Luckily he's got Slade, who fuck's like he fights. It tuff that Dick is quickly falling in love with Slade, and Rose, who he can't help but see as his kid, too.

Oh I love this idea so much, its great!! I would love to read it as well ahaha and I might write something 👀👀 but it's a big project so I wouldn't be able to do the whole thing

But you can let me know if you have any fav/special scene in mind (or a few 😌) and I might write it. You can also check out my commission info if that's what you'd preffer and you're able to afford it!

I love bodyguard Slade stories, I'm a sucker for those honestly haha and I love how here he's protecting not only Dick but the whole family. And its just so delicious that Dick hasn't talked to Bruce in so long and now he's thrown back into his life- but Bruce is dead and Dick has to take on the mantle and help the city and raise three kids and keep them all alive and not go crazy and-

I love that you're making it even more messy and difficult for Dick by putting Rose in the middle of it too lmao. I can already imagine all the trouble the family would have together

Slade wearing a three piece is a sight and I don't blame Dick at all 🙈🙈 But seriously, I adore their relationship in this, it's so complex and complicated. I can imagine them bonding over some whisky when the kids are deep asleep and Dick getting frustrated with what his life is now and Slade just letting him cry while holding him close AGHH SO GOOD

Thank you for sharing! Again, its a great idea and I'd love to play with it a bit if you allow me 🤗💕

[immaculatesnz]

Do you have any neu/vi headcannons? 👀

surprisingly soft snz (much like his personality lol), but can sound harsher depending on the circumstances

pitch 3/10, volume 4/10, wetness 7/10

sounds stifled, even when he isn't actually stifling (I still don't know how to snz spell but hopefully ykwim)

fully covers and stifles whenever in public, or at least tries in order to keep up his image (imagine: whoever you ship him with saying he doesn't have to do that in front of them)

he finds it lowkey embarrassing but wouldn't let it show

mostly sneezes just once or twice unless he's really irritated

those kinds of buildups where it's more like a single breath before the release than actual hitching

though he does often get false starts

so yk his "when the sun is out" voiceline? Something something "bright sunlight is best appreciated from indoors"? I'm pretty sure someone's already said this but he's definitely photic

not sure why but he also seems like the type to have seasonal allergies, and has definitely had to step out of the room during a trial on multiple occasions because it was springtime and he couldn't stop sneezing

would say something like "please excuse me" or "forgive me" after, especially if it interrupts someone

gets sick so rarely that other people forget it's even possible, but he certainly doesn't

progresses slowly throughout the day if that makes sense? Like he'll wake up and think "oh it's just a minor cold" and a few hours later pass out on his desk and be woken up by someone being like "??? you have a fever, what are you doing here you should be resting"

gets really sniffly when sick, aside from him falling asleep in random places it's the one thing that gives it away

is fairly self-reliant but will accept care from others if they're really that worried about him

[sadie-bug345]

Omg headcannon enemies to lovers with Dallas?? 👀 idk whenever I think of a love tropes with dally enemies to lovers feels like spiritually correct answer to me 🎀🥰

yesssss i love this!! 🥰🫶👇

you were one of sylvia’s besties

like when he broke up w her cause she was cheating you’re just like 🤷‍♂️ and stick by her side cause chicks before dicks yk

like i get she was in the wrong but you’ll stand by your girl rather than her bf yk

ANYWAYS

dal and sylvia had a big fight before they both broke up and you were in the background like “PUNCH HIM GIRL🥰🫶”

LMAOO but yeah you were super vocal abt how he’s been such a jerk the whole time which is probably correct ngl

so now he thinks of you just as sylvia’s bitch friend😐

anyways you guys happened to be at the same party and dal is talking to two-bit like

“man see that girl over there?” and twos like

“that girl with the light brown hair”

and dal is like “yeah…shes got real nice hair..”

and two is like “🤨🤨”

and dals like “ANYWAYS *ahem* she’s like friends with sylvia, that broad. she threatened to kick my ass if i ever tried to get with sylvia again 🙄”

and two-bit says “well did you try to get back with sylvia or did that girl scare you off with her nice hair and empty threats?”

dallys just like “😶…UHM anyways this beer sucks..”

meanwhile you’re chatting with your friends and you keep noticing your besties ex staring at you and talking weirdly loudly about how tough he is

abd you’re just like 🙄 but also hes mega fine

so you kinda ignore it and then you mention VERY smoothly to sylvia like

“sooo…what if hypothetically i date your ex boyfriend dallas winston hypothetically asking for a friend🧐”

and she just grumbles “good luck with him honestly id love to see you two date and for him to crush your spirit and soul and then me and you can BOTH jump him now he’s both our ex.”

anyways you take that as her saying “sure ! 😜👍”

MEANWHILE MEANWHILE two is tryna convince dal he likes you and dally is like “NOPE🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️‼️”

eventually two physically pushes him towards you and dal is like “me and you can’t set up a time to fight each other unless you got my number so here.😐”

and the rest is history🤪

you guys have the goofiest fights about everything

its all in good fun though

cause you guys know how much you genuinely like each other🥰

ANYWAYS tysm to the person who requested this!!🥰🥰