#unseasonably warm...!

[ejunkiet]

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[mychem1calbr0mance]

summer's lasted too long in my opinion can it be spooky time please

[cornedbeefhashtags]

I'd like to loot your sweet rolls and your skeeverhole sometime

[pocketramblr]

what do you MEAN Bruce was on a roof with Jason in Gotham when Bludhaven got wiped out, Bruce was in New York when Bludhaven got wiped out after arguing with Kal-L and finding out what Superboy Prime did

there is no way this is all happening on the same weekend, absolutely not. i can take so much but this is too far

[why-is-it-always-autumn]

What I was going for:

Circus Ringmaster

Responses I got:

Magician

Willy Wonka

The guy from Panic! At the Disco in I Write Sins Not Tragedies

Magician again

Nutcracker

"Why are you dressed like that"

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

I just wanted to say I saw snow for the first time and I have so much joy in my heart I literally started crying and everyone I tell just goes “oh you’ll hate it soon” so I’m yelling this into your ask box

HI ITS LITERALLY SNOWING FOR THE FIRST TIME ALL YEAR WHERE I AM RN AND IM SO HAPPY ABOUT IT !!!!!!! YOU N ME KINDRED SPIRITS RN YAY SNOW

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

When it's over 15C/60F in January

[liesmyth]

another jock question: it’s too icy for me to run outside right now and I don’t have a treadmill. should I just skip a few days? run around my apartment? what do you when the weather sucks?

I live in Italy! So I still go out when the weather sucks, but my standards for "this weather sucks and it's SO cold and I'm being SO brave about it" are, like, any temperature at which I can see my breath, and I make a huge fuss about it. I wouldn't survive one day in the heart of true winter.

Some ideas:

Bundle up and go for a walk! This is less about doing cardio and more about it being good for your mood. If you're like me, being coped up inside all day even when the weather is tragic is worse than putting on a rain jacket and a scarf and wandering around for half an hour, even if you're not getting any sort of exercise. Just smell the air! Feel the wind! If it's your thing, the mental benefits of being outside >>>> the inconvenience of shitty weather.

Indoor workout! If you just want to burn some steam, you can just free up some space in your home and do stuff like 1) cardio workouts or callisthenics 2) in-depth full body stretch or mobility work 3) some cool bodyweight progression / stuff you've always wanted to try (all these links go to youtube vids I like). Personally, I'm team "If I have to take a rest day I'd better make it count" so I like to do stretching and mobility and pretend I'm the kind of person who regularly remembers to do it. Then I take a bath and just chill <3 all the stuff I don't actually have the time to do on days I go to the gym.

Just Do It (run). I only recommend this if you're in the kind of climate where "cold" means 0° to -5° (30 to 23F if you believe in freedom) and not, like snowstorms. In that case, I recommend a thermal shirt (I like these from declathon's football section lol) a light rainjacket, a scarf / neckwrap that can double up as headgear, and gloves if necessary. You start feeling cold but it won't matter 10 minutes in. Make sure to finish your run close enough to your house that you won't chill getting there.

[mackmp3]

I SAW THE TV GLOW SOUNDTRACK SAVE ME

[imaginariumgeographica]

SHOW WAS GREAT also i wore my wrinkle shirt and i dont usually wear shirts cut like that anymore but i love that shirt also for absolutely no reason i brought along both my copies of wrinkle just for emotional support maybe? Idk normal things to take on a trip out of the city

[beaft]

there was a creepy guy hanging around my coffee stall earlier waiting for me to finish my shift, but he was wearing an unseasonal jacket and so after 2 hours was obliged to either leave or catch hypothermia. moral of this story is don't fuck with a guy in thermals

[ipwarn]

This seal is living his best life.

[daddy-long-legssss]

when it’s above 5 degrees and sunny outside, ‘suck it and see’ is playing all day. i don’t make the rules, i just follow them.

[jockpoetry]

zucchini fritter night ✌️

ft. my ever loyal sous chef (also, for the last batch i added some red onions 🔥)

[operationmorewhitecollar]

"Another day that will live in infamy."

You have to wonder, if he knew everything that would come after, would Neal still walk into that storage locker?

[sudoscience]

Had a little brain fart earlier: looked at my smart watch and saw that the temperature outside was 28°. I thought, "Hey, that's not bad! I thought it was supposed to be cold today."

It was 28°F (-2°C), not 28°C (82°F). I don't know why I thought it was set to Celsius...