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[piwstri4]

gracias por nada | ln4

paring: f1driver!ex!lando norris x fashion designer!ex!reader

summary: you were robbed of a happy married life.

part two - masterlist

ynclo

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ynclo 'cause i know we fall apart when nothing's new

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danielricciardo i took literally all the pics of you and this is what i get?

ynclo u are very goodlooking if i were you i'd stop complaining (thnx 4 the pics danny ric)

danielricciardo 👎🏼

user1 so are we gonna ignore the plushie bc,,,,

user2 ikr like miss girly?????? are u gonna address the rumors or????

user3 what's the issue? i think it's rlly cute

user1 she crocheted that for her (ex)bf so yeaaaa

user3 WHAT

user2 they are (were) engaged but neither are addressing the topic

user4 it's their lives maybe yall should stop forcing them to talk abt it

user5 THE SHIRT OMG SHE'S NOT LETTING IT DIE

user6 i just KNOW that danny showed that pic to charles and he rolled his eyes

user7 it's getting kinda old tbh atp it's just cringey

user8 literally no one asked

lewishamilton new collection drop when?

ynclo VERY SOON stay tuned king 👑

user9 he truly is her biggest supporter

user10 isn't she like 23 or smt?? why does she talk with drivers that old anyways??

user11 daniel's her cousin...

user12 it's been 3 hours and no lando like or comment,,,,,

user13 well it is rumored that they called it off so

user14 what am i missing wtf?????

user15 some ppl are saying they broke off their engagement or smt we dont know bc they haven't said anything yet

user16 she also posted a story then deleted it like 2 minutes later w some shady lyric

user13 omg????

user17 fr "u can think that ure in love when ure rlly just engaged"

user18 the caption?

user19 first her story and now this...

user20 omg i saw it too wtf

landonorris

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landonorris in the back of the nightclub sipping champagne 🥂

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carlossainz55 great night 🥂

landonorris it always is w me 😉

user1 im gonna say this just one time ok? wtf

charlesleclerc let's do it again!

landonorris sure!

user2 looking hot as usual!!!

user3 bestie r we gonna talk abt u know what

user4 frrrrrr liek wtf was this post

user5 omg let the man LIVE ffs

user6 this is getting rlly annoying tbh

maxverstappen1 🔥

landonorris 👍🏼

mclarenf1 nice after race party drunk boy

user7 omg i love the mclaren admin

user8 the admin deserves the world

user9 so like....... u and that fashion girly?????

user10 i wanna know too guys but pls stop commenting that on their posts!!!

user11 he's just happy to be on the podium i love him sm

user12 THE SONG????

user13 idk if ur talking abt the caption or yn's story

user14 let's not bring her here pls

user13 i miss yn in the comments....

user16 he didn't comment on her post either :///

user15 stop bringing her up omg

DUSK.CLOTHING

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DUSK.CLOTHING Once again a success! Thanks to everyone who was a part of this, we could have never done this without every single one of you, we love you always.

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ynclo i love you guys so much!!!! nice job everyone, you all looked stunning out there🫀

user17 i love her so much

user18 lando news?

user19 she just loves her crew so much i cant😭😭😭

lewishamilton nice runway, you never disappoint

ynclo i WILL cry

lewishamilton ???

user20 she's just so perfect with her designs but THE MODELS OMG everything is so on point it's amazing

user21 how come she's so young and yet she serves THIS

user22 nepotism

user24 do you even know what nepotism is????

user23 yall just throw the word around like it's nothing huh

danielricciardo the talented one of the family

ynclo thanks i know

user25 gorgeous as always

user26 admin knows anything abt the l*ndo topic??

user27 admin here is strictly professional

lewishamilton a masterpiece.

DUSK.CLOTHING Always happy to have you!

ynclo thank you!!

ynclo

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ynclo jodiendo en el presente los planes del futuro (los quise sola pero nos imaginé juntos)

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user28 translation: "fucking up today all the future's plans (i wanted them alone yet i pictured us together)"

danielricciardo nice bouquet

ynclo thank you danny ricc got them 4 me

danielricciardo he sounds like a nice guy

ynclo ehhhhh

user29 isn't it weird that she keeps flirting with older drivers???

user30 they've said it a million times danny and her are cousins

arthurleclerc go bestie go!!

ynclo shush ure embarrassing me in front of the cool ppl

user31 i know yall saw her flirting w [] too

user32 he's her fucking cousin

user33 NOT THAT ONE, THE YOUNGER ONE

lewishamilton fire runway🔥🔥

ynclo thanks i designed the clothes myself!!!

user34 mother always serves

user35 ofc she does she's drop dead gorgeous

user36 she could literally model her own clothes

user37 is the caption abt u know who???

user38 istg if the comments section starts to fill up with shit like this im gonna crawl under everyone's bed

user39 not confirmed yet

user40 she speaks spanish????

user41 she's from latam!! her fam moved to italy when she was like 10

user42 aren't her and danny cousins tho??

user43 god forbid immigrants have family in other countries right??

user44 i need her to address the elephant in the room

user45 let's not do that here

user47 ikrrrr she needs to talk abt it asap

landonorris

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landonorris lost my girl but she aint worth the prize

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user48 he really is just a man

danielricciardo rude

user49 go tell him king!!!

user50 danny defending yn makes me believe in men again

user51 didn't she say something abt still being friends???

user52 yea but he's a dick and he made sure everyone knows that

user53 she's a bitch tho

user52 lol?

user54 she wanted him to keep his reputation yet he's out there ruining it

user55 her fault for being a shit gf

user56 go touch some grass girly

user57 they were giggling and hugging at the paddock last week wtf happened

user58 they were getting MARRIED next month what the hell happened

user59 kinda get it tho? she was annoying

user60 l*ndo stans and yn haters are fucking crazy

user61 cry abt it

charlesleclerc looking fire but talking shit

landonorris cant hear u im busy

user62 "i carry him in my chest wherever i go, because otherwise i'd be devastated from the sorrow of not having him around"

user63 "i have never loved someone like i love him, he holds together the pieces of my heart"

user64 "for all i know we could be together in every lifetime because i don't think my soul could ever long for someone else"

user65 nice now i'll go cry

user66 kinda happy that they broke up

user67 he looks happy now

user68 she dodged a bullet fr

user69 she was in love with him

user70 he was too.

user71 doesn't look like he was

ynclo

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ynclo tú vete tranquilo, no me debes nada. empaca tus cosas, no te dejes nada.

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user72 mom's getting angry in spanich omg

user73 in spanich

user74 im her official translator now girlies dw "you can leave in peace, you owe me nothing. pack all your things and dont leave anything behind."

user75 im in love w u thank u so much!!!

user74 no prob!!

user76 GRACIAS POR NADA!!! GRACIAS POR NADA!!!! @ him bestie

user77 she's a benito fan omg

user78 a what???

user79 latino artist

user80 she saw him trashing her and said fuck peace, go girly!!!

danielricciardo el gordo lui

ynclo cant believe u only learnt to say that in spanish

danielricciardo hola me llamo daniel

user81 is she home???

user82 came back to italy this morning i believe, she posted the airport in her stories

user83 she really said im getting over l*ndo

user84 she doesn't look happy :(((

user85 she looks tired, i guess all that time in the relationship drained her

user86 they were happy, dont trash their relationship like that

user87 "you think that you're in love when you're really just engaged" anyone?

arthurleclerc come visit me one day, we're country neighbors

ynclo im not setting a foot there unless u take me to the casino

arthurleclerc I CANT EVEN BET IN THE CASINO

ynclo sounds like a u problem

user88 is she flirting w that guy again??

user89 well she's a bitch, of course she'd do that

user90 they've been friends since she met danny

[groupiewhoreee]

heyy i was wondering if you can do a tom keifer angst to smut?? its totally okay if you can't <33

yeah! i can totally write that, 'course! thnx for ur req.

all apologies (tom keifer x fem!reader)

warnings: smut, obviously. angst stuff!!

plot: it was requested! <3

"You can't say that to someone! Especially your own girlfriend? You just don't do that, Tom!" You tried to explain, your tone harsh and hints of seriousness coated ur throat. "I'm sorry, babe. I didn't think it'd hurt you like that! It was just a joke. You know half the things I say aren't— y'know what I mean sometimes." He said to you, a soft smile appearing across his lips. "Don't call me babe. So all the, 'I love you' shit was fake? Really? All the things you told me was just jokes?" You questioned, raising ur brow whilst you held ur hips. "No, babe— not what I meant." He said.

"Well th-" He cut you off, "Y/n, your one of the most prettiest girls ever, your beautiful and your beauty amazes me. Your smart, talented, and a great girlfriend. If I could spent all my life with you I would. Your awesome." He said, walking towards you and grabbing ur hands.

"You are lovely, and I'm sorry I said that to you. I didn't mean it," He explained to you. "Tom," You whispered. His hot breath tickled your neck, while he started whispering things into ur ear. He pushed you down onto the bed, while he started to kiss you. His cold lips touched urs, while his hands trailed up and down ur clothed body. He slipped his hand under ur shirt. He touched all over you. "Oh," you breathlessly moaned. He took his hands from ur body, and gripped on the hem of ur shirt, lifting it up while he tossed the shirt on the ground. He gripped ur panties and took those off too. He also tossed ur bra to the floor. He groped ur breasts, taking one nipple in is mouth, sucking it. You moaned out loud in pleasure.

He took his mouth off you, now moving to ur clit. He shoved two fingers in you, curling them, the way you like it. You sweetly moaned. Tom had a sly smirk across his face, hearing you moan was music to his ears. He now took his fingers out, and he took his shirt, and his pants off eagerly. His boxers dropped the second. He moved you around, and you two finally settled on a good position. He shoved himself into you instantly, pounding repeatedly at you.

"Fuck," he muttered, quiet, low moans escaped Tom's mouth. You also moaned, but louder. Tom moved his hand to your mouth, covering it, while he used his other hand to hold your waist, but then he moved it to your ass, squeezing your asscheek.

After a while, the both of you came. You both got cleaned up, and Tom held you. "I love you, baby." He said, his head in the crook of your neck. "I love you too, Tom." You smiled.

[alexandrhoppus]

Hiii friends gentle reminder to pls Jesus god tag eyestrain and flashing lights for ur fav hot epileptic thnx

[hshqgossip]

SPOTTED! SPECIAL EDITION: new year’s eve, kinshasa

CHASING THAT FAME, HE STAYED THE SAME

may you live in interesting times. proximity to the equator results in warmer temperatures, and let’s just say the program DELIVERED this new year’s eve. should it be described as starting off with a bang? there was…a LOT of discussion and conduction of sexual activity. the only thing that surprised me was the lack of a menagé a trois this time. i suppose 2023 is the year of getting cuffed - with only a single pair of handcuffs. vanilla readers, beware. ahead lies all the naughty and nice the world’s elite got up to last night… it’s a long one babes, strap in for some sex, drugs and rock’n’roll bc the only resolutions this group can keep are the ones they don’t make xoxo 💋

ALL OF ME CHANGED LIKE MIDNIGHT

🌐 the headlines.

🚺 2023 Biel Political Agenda: Charity for Women 🚺

inspired by all star feminist hafiz, biel very charitably kissed gwen

furthermore, he and ex-fiancé effie are in discussion for collaboration on 🍆 👉a charitable joint venture 👌🍑

👱 European Blondes vs. Westerosi Lannisters: Spot the Difference!👱

can we blame ari for getting it on with her ex-fiancé bash (blue eyed blonde blue balled by blue eyed blonde, say that five times fast fanni) instead of her boo beau? no.

can we blame her for watching biel and copying him? ew, yes.

can we blame barbie for also watching him? ALSO, yes.

so we already know effie doesn’t mind leaving doors unlocked, but it must run in the family because older sister catherine enjoys the same exhibitionist thrill in cars

💥 Top Fails of NYE 💥

nominee #1…hafiz! our favorite hottie with a body baby had a rough night. friendship break up with fumiko 💔relationship break up with baby daddy?? all we know is that she spent most of the night as biel’s charity case, and midnight kissing miguel!

nominee #2….araya! there was no reason she needed to be BLINDED by those portuguese-scottish pasty asses bumping uglies rip to ur eyes queen 👁️👁️also maybe lost her bf unclear

nominee #3….gwen! after her pity kiss with biel, gwen turned to age old cure of bitching with bitches, whining with wine 🍷 just one problem. her bestie effie-fuckin-stuart just had her back blown out by biel 😩

and the winner is….aurel! after accidentally pushing his totally-casual-this-doesn’t-mean-anything-i-swear-my-broseph gf araya, bestie silje dumped aurel publicly by announcing it to the whole party. at least detention was served by certified milf (thnx to robbie) wiebke. who’s been a bad boy? 🐶

💄 gossip girl grades.

💯 Best Dressed 💯

alexander has women THROWING THEMSELVES at him?? what is it?? big dick?? known pussy eater?? man isn’t even 6’ tf    - manon claimed to be engaged to him, ofc he thought she was a rabid fan    - marisol kissed HIM instead of the fiancé she’d been doing lines with (click for live footage of her and arthur)    - levente literally offered fanni’s hand in marriage plus a DOWRY 🐐🐐🐐 did the countdown take us back to 1723??

who doesn’t find round 3174374 of mwezi vs zulu hot (especially when minnie is wearing that dress) but we’re still waiting for their karaoke video 🎤🎤🎤

nadya romanova’s shoes and meixu’s dress. this is what i imagine was going thru uriah’s brain 

no wonder jelani ended up with sol at midnight who wouldn’t want to unwrap that present 🎁

👙 Best Undressed 👙

my respect for the whore’s revenge dress

according to the norwegian princess, hans has some. very tasteful noods on his phone. uhhhh when will pax aeterna start wikileaking royal phones 🤤 these are the real issues!!

ok but also remember when silje wasn’t dressed as a nun

who else spent five minutes trying to figure out if sylvie’s underwear was visible or if it was just the design of the dress

honorable mentions:🦶ireti and ilija only need people to take their shoes off to get them horny 🦶 & andrew smartly suggesting skinny dipping to save outfits

⛔ Worst Dressed ⛔

lowkey one of barbie’s more blah looks, just bc ur married doesn’t mean u need to dress like ur sex life is over

dianna, i’m not mad. just disappointed. we both know you can do better.

yes, yes, i’m a slut for jelani 🙄 but! he’s RIGHT and he should say it! 👏👏👏 showing up in actual chains and s&m references was a bit too much klaus 😬

📈 2023 trends.

💊 MDMA >>> Weed 🌿

✨gwen and ana maria were really feelin it ✨

apparently it takes HARD DRUGS to get a family reunion with the jins. wish lixue had been wearing black like xiuying & meixu for an addams-family-esque reunion

sergi and an intoxicated matilde are open minded af and arnauld thought he could benefit from a fresh, young perspective…but the man is a fossil 🦴🦴🦴 the audacity to think matilde would open her legs for him 💀she has self respect

a very wet fanni 💦 ended up in a very wet arnauld’s bedroom after her happy pill. lmfao. honestly can’t tell who i pity more, the drunk has-been who can’t get pussy unless they’re high, or the attention-seeking coquette who’s willing to suffer through limp dick 🥒for the sake of validation 😇

we’ll get to levente in a moment

😇 Good Girls Going Bad 😈

yk what they say about church girls….let’s continue to keep up with the cröys real quick:    - ines was exposed for the needy fuckhole she is (her husband’s words not mine 🙊) in front of experienced bad girls verona and catherine    - olimpia and jelani got cozy….but he ultimately chose kebab pizza(??) and with her fiancé still mia, she chose to “rub elbows” with a different italian.

an early 00’s classic: the usa president’s daughter got wasted on shots, too bad bodyguards #1 and #2 weren’t around to help…omg there’s even one left over for ionie

did anyone get a final count of how many people éloa kissed in the first minute past midnight?

👠 DOMME MOMS 🥵 ( george & zhaohui ur time has come )

verona (olimpia’s milf-in-law if u forgot) has confirmed her domme instincts: she’s into cucking. to those of us who recall marcello crawling on the floor, this comes as no surprise 💅

sugar mommy!lixue 💸 made her sugar baby dress less provocative….but somehow that’s what got lixun going. so ig silje has herself a dom daddy too lol bets on whether silje finds ines’ kinks relatable?? 😛kristoffer seemed pretty pleased with the results, maybe he should consider submitting to lixue too ⛓️

klaus should be into this but…helena is not a milf technically oops should have gone w ana maria (thick thighs save lives 🫦 js she deserves a throne 👅)

🕊️MALEWIVES #simps4lyfe 💍

is max just like…super into preggo ladies? uh…thore should probably keep his plans for tekla on the DL for now 😶

speaking of whom, fucking finally! getting w the program! he should ask his dad if he knows anything about ‘ happy wife happy life ’

layla knows what i mean am i right 🍆

ronan obvs simps for maite, a++ for calling out nikolai for simping too

atm daisuke for hafiz, lmao - maybe they took a tip from verona re: cucking 😛

rip to freja who may be the only one losing a malewife, ig lucien feels things have gone a cock fuck suck cuck too far

anniversary tips from leobela: in a successful marriage the wife forgets to get a present and the groom buys expensive jewelry 🤑

the fact that the czar even showed up to this party! we assume credit goes to anneli’s tits 🍒being at eye level 👀the entire time

ennio will BECOME a malewife this year. manifesting for nat 🔮💍 👰

❌ Return of the Exes ❌

current count: biel/effie, ari/bash, farnauld

bets on gimi breaking up AGAIN since he p much told arnauld she’s his fwb…maybe barbie girl should take inspiration from irl barbie and take advantage of a norwegian-ken-doll or her western transdanubian serenader

omari is around…..but is checking out fumiko 👀

reggie/yasmin when?? manifesting for 2023 🔮like to charge, comment to cast

CREDITS:

manips: x x

[97-liners]

tw fatphobia, tw bodyshaming, tw ed in case //

i was just gonna post this on my blog but since ur discussing it,, its crazy how fatphobia is so normalized in the kpop community. like i fucking hate sh*ndong from suju and he should rightfully be hated on for what he's done.. but why is the first thing kpop stans target is his weight...? like not even his actual actions just his weight. we all know it's bc that's such an easy target for them to comment on. they act like its fine bc of what kind of person he is but what abt ur fat mutuals, fat kpop stans, or hell in general fat ppl that r same weight as him that see that. like ur not doing any justice targeting his weight when ur just being bigoted in ur own way. it's truly crazy how kpop stans glorify and praise abs on kpop men when they've literally spoken on they've gotten to that point by literally starving themselves. like woah kpop stans dont gaf abt their idols unless it's to objectify them even if they have to harm themselves by doing it. but also woah, kpop stans dont gaf abt fat ppl by how they target sh*ndong's weight or act like je*ngyeon's weight is fat or "unhealthy" when she's actually not (not that would be a problem if she was fat but yknow kpop stans act like anything not extremely fit/skinny is automatically "fat").... idk how to end this,, anyway thnx for listening. - Sincerely, a literal fucking fat person ( some reference right there huh lmao )

ur so right like there’s a billion things to hate shindong for and you’re gonna target…. his weight ???!!!??

and also i hate that ppl are obsessed with kpop abs like they just don’t care about fetishizing unhealthy beauty standards. or maybe they don’t know any gym rats in real life and don’t realize how much of having abs like that is starving. or maybe they don’t care because they think it’s hot… like we know ppls values go out the window once they’re horny …. or ppl think that men don’t deserve kindness or whatever. like just because they’re men doesn’t mean they deserve to have an eating disorder 😭

also tue jeongyeon thing drives me INSANE because she literally looked fine and normal even when she was at her heaviest 😭😭😭 like. kpop idols as a whole are so emaciated, ppl see an average human and think it’s abnormal … idols are not shy about telling us about their starvation diets we KNOW they’re not healthy 😭

[kishibeshoe]

3, 4, & 9 😈

Plz & thnx

Hiii!!! Tysm for my first ask! And sorry for the late response, I wanted to write a reply when I was in the right mood to write it. I hope u enjoy hehe ✨️ (to people reading this this is for the nsfw selfship asks)

3: Is the sex with ur f/o sensual? Or more passionate or animalistic?

Wolfwood:

So with wolfwood I feel like the sex is more on the passionate side even though it could go animalistic u know. Having sex with wolfwood is really hot and steamy, lots of pleasuring, lots of hard fucking, being completely manhandled my him. (Like have u seen him carry that cross, imagine him throwing u around in all kinds of positions, those big hands gripping on to ur hips and waist, digging into the squishy fat of ur body 🥵) I feel like the sex is also very passionate because this man is very emotional, he just represses it and acts cool cuz of the life he's had. Wolfwood doesn't feel like he deserves love but when he loves its deep and that shows itself in the sex. The way he kisses u it perfectly conveys his feelings. Every grip and every inch of pleasure he gives u is filled with pure passion and emotion. This man can go hard and he wants u to feel it in every way. He's more of an actions than words typa person. I hope this kinda conveyed my thought properly 😅

Kishibe:

There's a reason I call kishibe my daddy issues self ship. This man embodies everything that traumatises me yet I am so fucking attracted to it. Bad decisions but it's addictive. The way I imagine having sex with kishibe is a straight to the point friends with benefits typa sex. Strict relationship rules, no emotions, just fucking, but I cant help but feel something for the guy. It's like I'm his little babydoll toy and he can use me however he pleases. I wouldn't call the sex animalistic, I would call it rough tho. Kishibe is a disciplinary person and he's not gonna let me get away with the shit I try to pull. I imagine him getting drinks with u at the bar and then taking u back to his apartment for an evening of fun and outing his devil hunting frustrations on u. The sex is good and the power imbalance feels good too. He can slap me in my face, make me cry, choke me, anything he wants, I'll take it. He gets to use me and I get my fill (of cum). Win win for both although it's kinda torture. I will try to cuddle up to him after because I do want a tiny bit of affection. 😗

4. How messy does the sex with ur f/o get?

I feel like the sex with both is pretty messy. Lots of sweating and cum dripping everywhere depending on where they wanted to cum. I feel like sex with wolfwood gets messier and steamier than with kishibe because of the intensity of it. I can imagine him cumming on ur face after sucking him off because the look of ur sweet little face covered in his cum gets him off. I think he likes filling u up (breeding kink) and seeing it drip down ur thighs. Seeing u all sweaty and flushed, it's a sight he loves. With kishibe I feel like it's similar minus the breeding thing but the face cumming and cumming on ur tummy or back is more of a possession or humiliation thing. It's like an assertion of u being lower than him.

9. Any kinks or fetishes?

Wolfwood:

So listen it's a straight up fact that wolfwoof has a breeding kink. This man wants to fuck a baby into u. He loves to cum inside of u. I also feel like he has some kind of corruption kink, he sees himself as a bad horrible person and u as a precious angel that he doesn't deserve. The thought of u being a sweet girl and he gets to do bad things to u. He wouldn't come out for it but it's in him I just know it. I feel like he has some kind of fetish for when ur innocently sucking on a lollipop that he gave u and when u suddenly look him in the eyes with ur big doe eyes it gets to him badly. The way u are suckling on that lollipop, taking it in and out of ur mouth, licking at it with ur tongue and seeing the outline of it on ur cheeks. He can't help but imagine it being him inside ur mouth. Lowkey gets him hard. There's so much more I could say about wolfwood. My head is filled with him.

Kishibe:

I feel like he has a kink for teaching u ofc and being in power over u. Also a slight degradation kink. I can already imagine him telling u "look at u kid, such a sweet little girl doing things like this to a dirty old man". U are basically his little fuck toy and slut. I think he might have a thing for seeing u in his shirt drinking a glass of whiskey after the deed when he gets one for himself too. Also when u two start fucking he likes seeing how disheveled ur clothes get while getting into the act. Or he likes it when u wear really dainty lingerie that he eventually completely ruins. I think he likes to see u cry. I just imagine him as a fucked up old man (the embodiment of everything that traumatises yet attracts me). I think he like seeing how addicted u are to him and how he teaches u about the pleasures of life. The pleasures of his life. Drinking and fucking.

I could go on about whats in my head for hours but to put it into words is so difficult omg. Anyway I hope u enjoyed reading abt my nasty selfship thoughts!! And I hope u kinda get the idea I wanna portray 💕

Ty again for asking have a great day!!!

[nyanomachine]

hi ur hot as hell

Thnx bro!

[fruti2flutie]

i love the scene by the water.

the night is quiet, almost. the lights from the boats & the city are the stars floating on the water. porsche drags kinn by the hand to the edge, flops onto the ground with his face to the sky, laughter in his lungs. kinn doesn't know what to make of it, of someone so foolish. porsche dusts off the space next to him & gets kinn to sit. to lie down. to be at his level.

what are you thinking?

banter. jokes. warmth. touches. happiness.

what are you thinking?

porsche, drunk on alcohol & good vibes, revealing what's on his mind to kinn with that goofy smile is something so bittersweet. porsche tells kinn about his late parents, the loans, the knocking, the fear. how it hurts to be in this position, now. how he hates being the one to inflict pain upon those who don't have any other option.

and kinn, more drunk than he should ever be, muses aloud that if that's how porsche feels one month into living in this world, what does that make of himself? for kinn's whole life, he has been a young master of the mafia. it's ironic that he's never had a choice either, never had any other option to turn to. kinn tells porsche this, and what he gets in response are simply words of gratitude. understanding. a goofy smile.

kinn yearns for intimacy, and porsche gives in.

but what happens once the sun comes up? what becomes of the memory once the suits are donned, the ties are tied? what will porsche think when he recalls escorting a call boy out of kinn's room? what will kinn say when he's in front of his brothers, his father, his bodyguard?

what will this moment mean, if it means anything at all?

[cocksucker6000]

thinking abt temperature play with kaeya so hard.. oh lord

switch m reader + switch kaeya

he would use his cryo vision to form a small bit of frost on his fingertips, running them down ur body. he would tease u when he feels u squirm, dragging his cold fingers down to your abdomen, grabbing your cock.

i think that all of kaeya is naturally cold, especially his hands. the way he grips your hips when fucking you stupid gives a whole new sensation to the ordeal, he’d lightly rub the bulge of your stomach, reappearing with every thrust of his hips. or he would grab onto your sides when riding you into oblivion, letting his frigid hands squeeze and fondle your pecs.

or or or, let’s say you have a pyro vision. and you’re going down on him for a chance of pace—he comments on how hot your body feels against his, how your warm cock pounds into his lithe stomach.

he can’t help but claw into your back as he cums, letting frost form at his fingertips, melting against your skin.

shoutout to @lavender-lilacstars thnx for ideas :3

[donquxiotes]

YO TUMBLR Thats so fcked up of u bestie and im pretty sure i was the one who sent that gojo ask huhu 😭 But like since it do be like that smtimes lo and behold i am here again to resend and to just sum it up shortly i want more catboy gojo shit pls bc the first time i saw that post i could not stop thinking about it like just cute widdle kitty gojo getting his ass pegged and his cock milked by his owners pussy is just so //chef's kiss// i love it (also can i pls be 🌧️ anon thnx and ily)

stepmama’s lovenote — yes u can! ur my first emoji anon, here’s a fat smooch :* and here’s another for sending a sexy ask :* (not proofread)

cw — cat hybrid gojou satoru + femdom reader. pegging. handjob bc multitasking. orgasm denial. overstimulation. dildo being called cock. cat characteristics. bratty gojo.

gojo’s white ears are frenziedly flickering back and forth, fluffy hair now scruffy and sticking to his milky skin as your wrist tug onto his cock.

his cock was shiny with precum, angry red and so veiny, showing just how horny he was, how fucking tired he was of being denied of orgasming but, you really didn’t feel any remorse for holding off. not like you could’ve with gojo satoru’s ‘bratting off’ earlier.

truly, it’s a shame!

you pump into his puckered asshole with experienced thrusts. your cock smoothly gliding in and out of him, the sounds of your hips striking his pinkish ass was lewd and dripping wet just like the moans spilling from his mouth.

“my little kitten’s ready to cum, isn’t he?” it’s not much of a genuine question if you already knew the answer, now was it?

gojo gasps, eyes blown wide as if offended. “hell n—eugh! mm fuck! fuck! fuck!”

you’ve choked him up, speeding up your hips before he could finish, unrelentingly rutting into him. you clicked your teeth in distaste. “now now, no bad words kitty.”

“fuuckkk!”

“no. bad. words.” you punctured into him after every word. and gojo found that beyond sexy, whines peaking higher, breaking much quicker- sounding more catlike.

a heat that was all too familiar to gojo, burning in his abdomen- setting all of his nerves on fire. your hand was still stroking his cock, occasionally squeezing.

“cum!—need to c-cum…please!”

it was too hot everywhere, every thing. satoru could barely breathe and you could hear it in his choppy intakes. your cock was stabbing his prostate unapologetically, the arousal was just enough to make his back arch off of the bed with a languid purr.

he’s sure he won’t be about to sit tomorrow and he’s not even mad about it. not when your fucking him so good and you’re so deeper inside him like this- his legs thrown over your shoulders and back against the bed. you feel his tail, that was on his lower back sweeping at your thighs weakly.

you like him likes this too because you get to see him fall apart- face reddened and moist with all kinds of fluids. sweat, tears, spit.

gojo was never a messy crier until he got you in bed- more like you got him in bed.

“f-fuck! just let me cum damnit!” fat tears are spilling from satoru’s swollen eyes and hands shakily clawing at the comforters underneath. he couldn’t hold on any longer and you can tell.

but, that’s too bad because you wanted to play a little more.

you hum as if you’re thinking. “hm maybe in a minute or so.”

you might’ve lied. you don’t feel like letting him cum any time soon and by the way he whimpers lamely, you know that he knows that.

✉️ - @thefemdomcourt

[groupiewhoreee]

can I please have some hcs for hanoi rocks? i almost don't find content about them 👉🏻👈🏻 👉🏻👈🏻 👉🏻👈🏻

hii! yes, of course. i don't listen too much nor know much about the band besides razzle and vince neil, but yes of course! thnx for u req. 🫶🏽💕

HANOI ROCKS HEADCANONS

(NSFW ADDITION!)

MICHAEL MONROE

Michael is.. can get a bit more serious and only a tad bit goofy during sex, and seems to become like an animal during sex as well. He gets very involved, too involved. He likes to pull ur hair, grope anywhere he can touch, whisper sweet nothingness into ur ear.

Big thigh dude, has a thing for gripping ur thighs, leaving hot kisses there, holding onto ur thighs while he drives. Loves to eat you out while his head is in between ur thighs.

Has a big thing for his hair getting tugged? I- I don't know. He just likes it I guess. Your fingers tugging at the small locks of his blond hair.

Likes to get submissive once in a while with you. Loves being called baby boy, or good boy. Likes to call you mommy and mistress. He loves to be edged and beg for you to let him cum.

You in white lingerie will make him feral, absolute feral. He likes to see you with it under clothing that it's noticeable in. Gets a boner from it.

RAZZLE (Nicholas Charles Dingy)

Isn't much of a serious dude. He's quite goofy. He likes to smile at you, make eye contact but laugh afterwards. Makes jokes during it to make you giggle. He's never serious unless he isn't in a good mood. He'll laugh when you fall off the bed or make an weird noise.

Has a serious thing for somewhat roleplaying during sex? He likes to roleplay with you no doubt. He doesn't know why it just turns him on.

Breeding kink. Nothing else said.

Loves public sex. Yeah, he does like the bed sometimes, but people being able to see how he fucks ur pretty pussy is what he likes better. He did it under a table once with you and in a movie theater.

You in purple or red lingerie gets him going. He can't help but pop one.

NASTY SUICIDE (Jan Markus Stenfors)

He isn't as wild as Michael, but he is wild. He willingly open to trying new crazy things with you during sex no matter how weird the position is. He is a goof during sex as well. He always makes fun of you in a funny way to make you laugh. "What the fuck was that noise? Pipsqueak." Stuff like that.

Very serious about car sex. He loves it because he can play love songs during sex, and people can see you when the windows aren't fogged up yet, and its a cramped space.

Likes seeing you on ur knees begging for him to fuck you. He loves it, and it makes him seem as the dominant one. He likes to be in control with you.

Has a big big bdsm kink. Nuff said.

Can't help but buy all the lingerie you want, because he gets so turned on by it. Red or black preferably.

ANDY MC-COY

A big sweetheart during sex, and a big goof too. He loves to make eye contact then see you laugh and smile. Always making sure ur okay and alright with what he is doing. Making sure it doesn't hurt as much. He loves you and makes it as sensual as possible.

Can get a bit possessive during sex. And what I mean is he will mark you up too the point a crime scene just happened on ur neck. Loves how he can get you to moan his name out. It lets him know you can't live without him and how he treats you.

Has a thing for pulling your hair and tugging it. He likes to just hold ur hair. He doesn't know why, he just has a big thing for doing it to you. Your head like hurts from it but you don't say anything because you love him, and don't want him to get all anxious.

Also has a breeding kink. Loves to just fill you up.

White or black lingerie, it just has an effect on him like nothing else. He gets turned on so much when you showcase it to him.

SAMI YAFFA

Sami isn't an asshole during sex, but he is very chill about it and is somewhat the chill one. He isn't serious, only a tad bit goofy and tries to make sex non boring. He is very much not as wild as the others, but he for sure can get a bit frisky. He likes to crack jokes and smiles.

Loves public sex as much as anyone in the band. He can't help but get in trouble because you two are getting it on in a restaurant, under a table. You two are banned from restaurants, and only gets an exemption to go to one because its a band thing.

Lives for you teasing him, When you don't take ur clothes off as quickly and do it slowly, he goes feral. He gets so hungry its no joke. He doesn't say anything nor show it, but he is like a starving dog.

You tugging his hair>>>>

Red lingerie.. when you wear it he gets all frisky and can't help but tear it off you.

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

Letter 24: ♦️ All that Glitters ♦️

A series of text messages littered with emojis appears on your phone. They’re all pretty cute and peppy, in like with what the sender is like in real life—until you get towards the end of the chain of texts.

You’re about to ask if everything is alright, but you quickly get another message that alleviates your worries. It’s fine. He’s fine.

... Right?

***Spoilers for chapter 1, 2, and 5!***

> hihi, prefect-chan~

> how’s it going? ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ just checking up on my cute cute underclassmen just like any good senpai would~

> oh and btw your vdc performance was super ✨ cool ✨! i can totally see why vil-kun had you manage the team. haha, even little the ♥️ adeuce ♠️ combi worked well in the group. cay-kun’s so proud of you guys! i only wish i could’ve joined you on stage, then we would have shone even brighter~

> it seems like juuust yesterday when i met you, ace-chan, deuce-chan, and grim-chan in the 🌹 garden. i was so excited to have such adorable and eager underclassmen looking up to me, you know? tho u guys did also cause a ruckus... messing up painting the roses, bringing a tart that broke the rules, fighting the dorm leader!

> oh and even after that you got into some hot water with savanaclaw too right? u were going around and trying to solve a whodunnit to poor trey-kun and the others. ur rlly making some kinda vigilante group or smth xDDD hope u didn’t forget that i helped u out back then~ how about it, how about it? isn’t cay-kun’s info on nrc and its students so useful? helped u pinpoint the culprit real fast didn’t i? my um’s useful too, right~ it helped save everyone in the stadium.

> mouuuu, prefect-chan! u should be thankful to your kind senpai, u know? it was so much trouble.

> haha ❤️ jkjk no worries~ it was a lot of trouble, but also a lot of fun 🎵

> you guys have grown up so much since then. ahahah... cay-kun almost feels left behind in your dust. before u know it, u’ll all be glittering like diamonds on your own. u won’t need this diamond anymore to light your way. im rlly happy for you!! 🥳

> to celebrate your big coming of age, lemme take you to this trendy new cafe that’s opening in town. they specialize in these cupcakes that come in a jar. super 🖼 aesthetic 🌅! i think u’d like it a lot ❤️ oh and let’s invite grim-chan and adeuce too! my treat.

> I’m not okay

> aaaaaaaa sorry prefect-chan!!! last mssg sent way too early, meant to say “im not okay on this date and this time etcetcetc”

> pls forgive cay-kun’s screw up kk thnx ;3c oh yea and lemme know when u and the others are free to hit up that cafe, i rlly need ppl to clean up my 🍰 after i snap all the pics i need for magicam

> will send u pic of my schedule l8ter, confirm when u can

> the dorm leader is calling for me bc it’s time to feed the hedgehogs, so cay-kun’s off to do his chores 😘 ttyl~

♦️ Cay-kun ♦️

(Cater Diamond)

[itsbrandonkelly]

📲 all of them / any that you want because they all seem amusing to imagine from brandon

😃 : a happy text

[text] Jae! Thank u for helping me with the bouquet ur one of the real ones babe i’m gonna have 2 treat u to thank u properly

😍 : a loving text

[text] hey hon. just thought about ur cute lil kitten face and how glad I am 2 no ur cute lil kitten face. no bt really i’m glad we r friends Jae ur one of the real ones i basically just wanted 2 check in and see how u r bt reading this back its v mushy and thats gross lmao quick send me a hot selfie before this gets all feelingsy (totally saved it) do love u tho bt dont tell anyone i have a rep to keep 😘

🤓 : a nerdy text

[text] JAE. BUDDY. i’ve been commissioned for a floral dress and i fuckin love floral work but idk much about the flowers they asked for so ya girl needs to pick ur smart lil flower brain. i’ll pay obvs and treat u to lunch? lmk if u can and when ur free i’m so hype for this

🤪 : a goofy text

[text] babe i just saw a jacket that would look 🥵🥵🥵 on u bc it’s 🔥🔥🔥 let me dress u up pretty pls

😞 : a disappointed text

[text] can’t believe u didn’t send me at least 1 shirtless collar selfie after everything i haven’t done for u smh this relationship is v 1 sided id totally send them 2 u ☹️☹️☹️

😔 : a sad text

[text] Hey. I know I said I’d be over first thing for those flowers for me but can I pick them up later instead? Everything’s just fucked at work right now and I am TIRED. Sorry that’s not your problem I know but I’d appreciate if you kept hold of them for me. I’ll swing by before you close, I promise x

😒 : an unamused text

[text] u really not gonna laugh at my top quality meme? Smh why do I think ur hot again?

😟 : a worried text

[text] Hey kit. I saw you on my way to work this morning and you didn’t look like you were in a good mood. Is everything okay? Do you want to talk about it or need a distraction? I have some horrible jokes if you do. Or we can grab lunch? You don’t have to text back if you’re not feeling it just let me know how you are when you can. x

🥺 : a pleading text

[text] hey r u free for a rant date today. i’ll provide dinner I just need a good bitch sesh bc u don’t put up with my shit 🥺🥺🥺

😠 : an angry text

[text] What the actual fuck do you think you’re playing at?? You really thought you could get away with stealing my shit?? I gave you a job and welcomed you into the team and you’re really trying to pull this fucking stunt?!

😳 : an embarrassed text

[text] found my phone! was in the back of the cab. i can’t believe i gave ur address I’m so embarrassed 😰😰😰 thank u for not kicking me out i’ve ordered u a gift basket ur one of the real ones Jae truly i’m home now and will not be makin eye contact with u for at least 5 months thnx

😨 : a scared text

[text] Kit, are you up? Sorry for texting so late. I went to grab some things from the office and I don’t feel great walking home by myself. Can I call?

🤔 : a pensive text

[text] do u think wed still b friends if i wasnt so annoyingly persistent about being in ur life? sometimes i wonder if we would and sometimes i think were 2 hot not 2 b friends. 😫 srsly tho what do u think??

🤥 : a lying text

[text] i didnt order u a cool jacket so if u get one dont try 2 bring it 2 me 2 return thnx

😯 : a surprised text

[text] YO I CANT BELIEVE HOW SOFT U LOOK AROUND FLOWERS WHEN U CAN KILL A MAN WITH UR BARE HANDS WTF 😭😭😭

🤫 : a secretive text

[text] Am I allowed to talk to you about something serious? I need advice but I need it to stay between us.

🥱 : a sleepy text

[text] just got off the plane and i am ready for death💀💀💀i need a weeks work of beauty sleep

🥴 : a drunk text

[text] YO BROSKI REMEMBER WHEN I WAS TELLING U WHAT UD LOOK SUPER HOT IN? ID LIKE TO ADD TO THE LIST. MY BED AGAIN BUT ALSO TATTOOS?? LIKE 🥵🥵🥵 this guy in the club has a sleeve and a bad attitude wish me luck 🥴🥴🥴

[okk9tsu]

hi sexcie mind if u add me to ur taglist? thnx in advance!! also its been a while since we last spoke and im sorry for that school's being a bitch but at least its ending in like the next month (our school ends in april wbu?) and ive been busy bc of the pts (we gotta make like 2 dioramas for fucks sake) and the exam next week but after all of that im gonna be done!! (yippe!) lets just hope i dont fail a grade and have to take extra classes bc of that!! anyways ily and imtty stay hot as always

OFC MIEL WELCOME TO THE HOT & PRETTY PEOPLE CLUB 😩😍!! here's ur complimentary kith from me and atsuoi 😁</3 AND OMG IMYSM HRU !!! HOPE URE DOING GOOD AND???UM WOW THATS A LOT OF SHIT TO DO :'DD GOOD LUCK BAE :(( PLEASE TAKE CARE OF URSELF AND DONT OVERWORK !!! AND TAKE BREAKS DIN OKAY >:(( !!! ang dami huhu good luck sa lahat </3 U CAN DO THIS !! also man idk when our school ends 😭😭 it's almost ending i think but idk if april ba or may or june AHAHAHAHAHAHAA SHETTT DI KO NA KAYA MAG HINTAY PRE 😭 ILY2 MWAH KITHES TO U HAVE A GREAT DAY BABES <3

[girldraki]

For a hot second I was gonna pluralize ur url but the concept of multiple bottledicks made me literally lose it k thnx

:((

[lucytara]

Do u have any recs for good bumbleby authors? I binged all ur fics and I need more pls ur too talented

THNX yes i’ve been meaning to make a new rec list for a long time now so here’s some recent faves! (u can assume i’m also reccing the author)

turn me inside out by @velodromes (not to pressure u by making u first on this list but I Think About This Fic Every Day Of My Life Since U Posted It)

god. ok. god. model!blake meets photographer!yang who’s doing the campaign shoot for the relaunch of weiss’s fashion brand. blake’s been fucked over by adam somehow but she used to be Big. that’s the pitch; they reinvent each other. resurrection. it’s basically love at first sight but blake doesn’t date her photographers (for now) and yang doesn’t date her subjects ((for now)). the writing is flawless, like, i want it tattooed on my soul. same with the characterization. her yang is so excellently executed i believe yang wrote herself. anyway i want to die ive read this 600 times and when it updates i WILL go feral on main

your lucky number (come take my hand) by @neurolingual

tinder au, very cute so far, rated m; love the writing style and the characterization. dialogue is funny and witty and despite blake looking for a “friend” we all know where this is going. i live for this shit

Shelter by @pugoata

my discord lovingly refers to this as “farm au” and we alert each other every time a chapter drops to read it. so realistic and vivid you feel like you are on the farm raising goats. their relationship is so refreshingly well-written and oozes love and i in turn ooze love back. there’s a lot of love here

skewed by lakes and seas by @thecousinsdangereux

love this fic, love this author, love blake and yang, love the writing style, love team rwby, love everything about this. canon-compliant in atlas; focuses on blake and yang’s relationship but also beautifull tackles team rwby’s dynamic as a whole and it’s so charming. beautiful fic, perfect characterization, so many scenes you’ll read and be like wow if that doesn’t happen in the show we were robbed.

the tenderness of summer nights by JourEtNuit

blake comes home with yang for the summer au; she’s running from her past and yang is trying to find her own. they’re in love. it’s cute, hot, but also just a great plot. writing is immersive and you can feel it bro. good shit right here

The Sparks Between Us by @lightsaroundyourvanity

CUTE! CUTE CUTE CUTE! SO CUTE! theres only one chapter so far but I Am Dying! canon compliant! blake and yang figuring out what they mean to each other! they aren’t sure what but it’s something! blake puts her hand on yang’s knee! they really want to kiss each other but they don’t! they spend so much time thinking about each other’s lips! it’s poetry!

Walking with a Ghost by bakane

based off the movie “just like heaven” in which reese witherspoon (the greatest actress of our time) is a ghost living in mark ruffalo’s appartment and only he can see/hear her and they try to figure out why as they slowly fall in love. incredible. iconic. legendary. currently waiting for the last chapter! it’s adorable and also tugs at your heart because you know where it’s going and it’ll be okay but sometimes it hurts anyway. anyway i love this

Love the lie you live by PokehTurtle

it’s a bodyguard fake dating au. yang is her bodyguard. blake thinks she’s hot. they have to pretend to date. do i need to say more. all the tropes we all love in one. currently waiting for the update

the “Blake is Immortal and Yang is a Time Traveler” series by heyheylove

self explanatory. i really like the concept of this and despite the sort of - doomed preface of it, the author keeps it airy, kind of like you’re just floating through time with them and watching them find each other. ugh, inevitability is my kink

Undersea_Anchor has written a ton recently and all their one-shots are cute/sweet/beautiful/etc, I’d definitely check it out (@undersea-anchor)

that’s all i have time for atm but if any of you want your urls added (some of you i don’t know on tumblr) please reply/lmk and i’ll add!