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singularsoldier · 1 year
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Engie’s truck has the vagina vent to keep his cooch ice cold during drives
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klapollo · 3 months
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you dont go to six flags great adventure to have fun you go to eat too much funnel cake with a large group of your friends and get kicked in the pussy on the green lantern's standup coaster. half the rides at that place could be classified as torture devices
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cockyroaches · 2 months
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Need to start calling ovulation being Egg Bound now. It used to not hurt at all but now I'm straight up having my innards squeezed by a demon. I'd rather have a lizard egg stuck here I feel like
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bakunawabelly · 1 year
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This is my Vachina
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beryllee · 6 days
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this reminded me of you 😭😭😭😭
LMAOOO she’s got a point tho😭😭
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pinetreeshack · 10 months
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if i had a nickel for everytime tom kenny voiced a character who's vachina was just out touching the floor id have two nickels, which isnt a lot but its weird it happened twice
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runthepockets · 1 month
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It's so sad that Ethel Cain had to delete cus too many TERFs got mad at her for saying cis women are annoying pussies cus "bitch you are a SLUG. A BEAST. With BODY HAIR. Having a VACHINA doesn't change this!!!!!" is some of the funniest shit I've ever read.
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heckling-hydrena · 7 months
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the new porn bot strategy where they just add a bunch of semi-popular tags for visibility is really funny because I keep seeing boobs and vachina tagged with #asexual. girl I do not think they're interested
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butch-reidentified · 8 months
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“ask the average reader to guess whether a male or female wrote this based on the fact that the author used coarse language I bet they’ll tell you male 😏” this is what you sound like. that person clearly wasn’t even saying that women with body hair are disgusting, they were likening themselves to them, and condemning holding yourself and others to pedophilic beauty standards and you have to be reading it in the worst faith possible to have any other takeaway
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yeahhh you're making shit up lmfao
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I never said he said women with body hair are disgusting. I never thought he said that; he was clearly trying to say that we're all just gross animals. If other people claimed he said that, talk to them. HOWEVER. he said "u are a nasty little slug too and having a vachina does not absolve u of that." I take issue with this specifically because radfems take a very "humans are just animals like any other" view. We do not believe "having a vagina" makes us superior or cleaner or less animalistic or whatever the fuck he was trying to say with that weird ass sentence.
my saying that any rando on the street would more than likely read that and assume it was written by a male is not about "coarse language" (this literally made me laugh out loud, so ty). have you looked at my blog?? it doesn't get much more "coarse language" than my writing 💀 you can say "this is what you sound like" all day, but you made that up completely while dozens if not hundreds of women knew exactly what I was referring to. Not that I actually believe that you were confused what I meant by that, but to be clear, his post reads as male because it reeks of porn-induced brainrot. "breedable 12 year old anime girls floating in a glass jar of formaldehyde waiting for some old man to come and fuck them and tell them they are so teeeeeeeeny tiny and worth it" specifically is simply not a turn of phrase (or even abstractified image) that would ever enter my mind in a million years, nor that of any woman I know. I've never seen a woman say something quite that far porn-rotted. not that it's never happened at all, but I've never seen it and I would bet my life it's exceptionally uncommon.
Everything within that image he painted is the polar opposite of how radfems see women/what radfems want for women. "Holding yourself and others to pedophilic beauty standards" - you mean the exact ones radfems speak out against relentlessly every single day??? Search my blog for terms like "female body hair," "shaving," "beauty myth," and the like, and tell me how on earth you came to the conclusion that I think women should shave or tweeze or laser or whatever a SINGLE hair even once in their entire lives. I don't shave my legs, which were wildly god-tier hairy BEFORE even I was on T. I don't shave my bush, I don't shave my armpits, I don't shave my mustache or the chin hairs cross-sex hormones gave me.
Radfeminism is opposed to every single thing that has to do with the gender construct. We absolutely do not have any requirements or expectations or criteria for womanhood beyond simply being a human + female. Like I said about viewing humans like any other animals, radfems see "woman = female human" the same way one means "doe = female deer." Woman is not a gender; it's a term referring simply to species (human) and to sex (female). That's it. No further expectations or criteria apply.
Before you try to argue that this definition excludes women who are infertile or intersex, let me be very clear about sex:
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> "of or denoting the sex that can bear offspring or produce eggs"
"the sex that CAN" is crucial to defining female/male. the female body has biologically, genetically, and physiologically developed from before birth to support the POTENTIAL capability of producing large gametes (eggs aka ova). It is totally irrelevant if one has a medical complication that prevents her from actually producing those gametes; which gametes your body has clearly developed structurally and functionally to produce is what defines your sex, no matter what.
The fact that this is how we view "woman" and "man," as simply referencing one's sex and humanity - this is why we maintain that trans-identified males are men. Again, we don't see "man" as a gender in the slightest. We don't engage with the gender construct at all beyond our desire to dismantle it entirely so that everyone would be able to live free from those roles/stereotypes/expectations that are assigned on the basis of sex.
This makes it a ridiculous thing to assert that we have to "go so far to prove that trans women are actually men...." We do not feel that it requires any effort at all to say "a drake is a male duck, a buck is a male doe, a man is a male human." It CERTAINLY does not in ANY capacity require us to "reduce women" to that horrific sentence, or to "reduce women" at all. Is it "reducing" a doe to state that she is a female deer?
It also makes it ridiculous to insist radfems "dehumanize" women by using this definition - the definition which includes "human" as a non-negotiable criterion.
About the first of his two-part post pictured above, last but far from least: There will NEVER come a day when women - ESPECIALLY lesbians & ESPECIALLY extremely gnc lesbians - calling out misogynistic males for their behavior counts as "punching down." No matter how he identifies, how he dresses, where he works, what his talents are, what he likes/dislikes, his sexual orientation, or anything else, women (and again, lesbian women especially) do not hold institutional/systemic power over men.
as for the 10 foot pole part, I really couldn't care less what he meant or why, tbqh, because the supremely creepy pedophilic rant that made up the first part was the thing we all truly took issue with in that screenshot.
and let's not forget, this all started bc he called an ND woman the r slur for her critique asserting that he was appropriating a type of religious trauma specific to the sex-based oppression of women/girls, and profiting from doing so. personally, as a human female with a history of such religious trauma, while this has been resolved for approximately 7 years in my case, I still vehemently object to any male claiming it as his own for profit. especially if said profit is hoarded rather than given back to victims of such trauma.
NOTE: this answer was written while I'm barely staying conscious. I will come back to edit/clean up a bit later after getting some rest 😴
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autistme · 2 months
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i just wanna know why geoff would wear those battered shorts so so so so often. there had to be a way to get a new pair of shorts. there had to be budget in the thursday bank account for thrifted shorts. like your entire vachina is out dude.
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thefemaleterrorist · 8 months
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you see the women/girls that ethel writes songs about are breedable 12 year old anime girls with no body hair. if ethel hasn't fetishized your life yet unfortunately you are a beast with a hairy vachina
you got the last part right. beastly hairy vachina women >>>
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imeverywoman420 · 9 months
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i swear to god Straight women can act like such weird sex freak incels to other straight women and its so weird. You dont even WANT my vachina stop being so creepy. And its completely unheard of to be like “no actually can you not i dont wanna see your boobs dont call me Bae or wifey” in these situations. when its like straight women bonding 101- cross boundaries and be creepy and flirt with each other. Ur just “not a girls girl” if u dont pretend to want to eat vag its so weird.
some people are actually lesbians and they want that vargonna… wtf are you doing creepy straight women that dont even like vag.
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taxicomum · 1 month
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Pra, vigiar o povo na íntegra...
Manipulação do Clima - 5G - o que a agenda 2030 esconde!
Fiquem longe, das vachinas, dos cinco ge,  os rastros dos jatos, PIX, tudo pra ter o controle do povo...
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tf2yuri · 2 months
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my Guy vachina hurt .
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ningmung · 2 months
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great wall of china more like great walls of my vachina....
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klausie · 3 months
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i feel as though i am having periods cramp despite the fact that i dont have a vachina
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