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[burrowbaddie]

Imagine Joe having sex with you underneath a tree

Cabin Fever

Joe Burrow x Reader

A/N: This was such a good request! I hope you like it! Sorry if it sucks a bit. I did have fun writing it, so that's all that matters! Hehe! Thank you for the request!

The June air is warm, and the sun is high in the sky. You sit on the back porch watching your boyfriend resume his workout. He promised you a nice little weekend getaway in upstate New York. But here he was once again zoned in on his football regimen. You lift your shades and put down the book you had been reading.

"Joesph! This is not a mini vacation if all you've been doing is working out!" You yell out to him. Joe takes his AirPods out.

"Did you say something, babe?" He shouts back. You wave him over. Joe puts down the rope and runs over to you. He's shirtless, covered in sweat, with nothing but shorts on. He leans down to kiss your lips, but you turn your head.

"I'm going to make lunch, and I expect you to take a break and join me. over there for a picnic." You point to the tallest tree on the woods' outskirts, aligning the property. Joe groans.

"We just had breakfast, sweetheart."

"That was 4 hours ago. You've been at this nonsense non-stop. Lunch with me, or I'm leaving."

"Fine. But I need to work on a few throws and then-"

"You have 15 mins." You warn him getting up and walking into the cabin. Joe goes back to the field to finish things up. Meanwhile, you begin making lunch. You prepare some sandwiches and a charcuterie board. You pack everything into the basket and grab drinks before heading back out. Joe is still focused on throwing. You walk across the backyard and lay the blanket down underneath the tree. The tree gives you the perfect shade, and you bask in the coolness. Joe has been working under the sun all afternoon. You had put sunscreen on him earlier, but you could tell he would have a bit of a tan; regardless, you hoped it didn't burn too much.

"Joseph!" You wave him over. Your boyfriend holds up five fingers, and you glare at him through your sunglasses. You stand up, putting your hands on your hips, signaling you are not playing anymore. Joe gives you a cheeky smile and puts the football down. He goes inside for 10 mins and returns with a fresh shirt and shorts. You're guessing he washed up because when he sits next to you no longer smells of sweat, but his usual body wash.

"Looks good. Thank you." He grabs a sandwich, and you smile, feeling victory. But for the next 15 mins, he goes on about losing to KC and how he should've played better. Standing up, you lift your sundress, pulling your underwear off, stopping Joe from talking. Normally you love hearing him rant about football, but today was not the day. He promised you a weekend of you and him, no football. Joe licks the vegan mayo off his lips and watches you sit down. You open the strawberries and start eating them slowly. Joe's blue eyes don't stop watching you as you sit back down. He chuckles and places his sandwich down.

"I'm sorry, baby." He crawls over towards you spreading your legs. You play a foot on his shoulder, stopping him.

"Sorry for what?"

"I'm sorry for not giving my beautiful girlfriend my undivided attention." He says, kissing your ankle.

"I don't know if I forgive you."

"How can I make it up to you?" Joe's eyes darken as you remove your foot and open your legs. When it came to your pussy, Joe never wasted time enjoying what was in front of him. You can barely get a word out before Joe dives right in. Joe starts licking and twirling his tongue around your clit before spreading your folds for a messy make-out session with your cunt. Your dress shielded Joe from your view, so you had to go on feeling and sound as he slurped between your legs like a starved animal. Joe has perfected his technique; it takes less than a min for you to cum on his tongue, and that was before his fingers even entered you. Joe pushes your dress off his head and sits up while slowly adding two fingers into you. Your legs shake, and your eyes shoot open. Joe is staring down at you with a wide grin. He pushes your trembling legs apart and takes his place between them. Joe bends down to kiss you. The kiss starts off slow, and you try your best to concentrate on his lips, but with Joe being three fingers knuckle deep in your pussy you're losing focus. He slaps your thigh and bites your bottom lip to keep you focused on him.

"Joe, wait, please." You beg, but Joe doesn't let up. You reach down to grab his hands, and Joe smiles against your lips.

"Nu-uh. You wanted this remember? You're ovulating this week. You've been walking around with nothing under your negligee, begging for it. Begging for me to stuff you full. I'm going to give it to you. And you're going to take every last drop." Joe whispers the last part in your ear, and you rain down on his hand cumming again. You've been discussing having children for the last two months. Yes, Joe said you guys could try. So yes, you have purposely walked around like a dog in heat this week. Joe took his fingers out of your drenched pussy and licked them, sucking your juices off each digit. His shorts are pulled down, and his cock springs out. You sit on your elbows, watching Joe altogether remove his clothes. He leaves you in your yellow sundress because Joe has this thing where he loves fucking you when you're half-dressed. He bunches the dress up your waist and grins. Joe slaps the tip of his dick on your pussy before rubbing it against your clit.

"Please. Hurry."

"Slow down, baby." He warns you. Joe slowly inches in, making your legs shake. In and out. He buries himself into you to the hilt, only to slowly drag it out.

"Stop teasing." You cry. With that, Joe grabs hold of your hips and fucks into you faster, giving you exactly what you wanted. He fucks you dumb. Your mouth is open, but you can't get a word or sound out because Joe hits your g-spot repeatedly. Your legs start shaking uncontrollably, and Joe rubs your clit with his thumb, praising you.

"That's my girl, baby. That's it." Joe says, pulling out until the tip to watch you squirt. Your body twitches and Joe uses this time to pull your dress off and toss it in the grass. He pulls you up on his lap, letting you ride him. But you're still in a dazy, so he bounces you up and down. Throwing your head back, you moan his name and tell him how good he feels. Joe kisses your neck, telling you how good it feels inside you.

"Mine. All mine. I fucking love it in here. Never letting this go." He groans into your neck.

"Yours. It's all yours, Joey." Tears prick your water line again because he quickly found your spot. You don't know if you can handle another orgasm just yet. Joe releases your hips and sits back on his hands, watching you work yourself on his dick.

"Make me a mommy!"

"Yeah? You-you want me to make you a mommy?" Joe stutters, feeling himself about to bust. You look down at him, slowly circling your hips now. You're in control now, and you want to tease Joe. But your boyfriend isn't having that. He is forcing you on your back with your knees pressed against your ears in one quick motion.

"Not-Not fair." You whine, feeling him deep inside you. Joe continues fucking you in that position until is cumming. You love this feeling, his warm cum slowly leaking out of your pussy. You're filled to the brim with his seed. Joe lets go of your weak legs, watching them drop flat like dead weights. He bends down to kiss your belly while pushing his cum back into you with his fingers.

"Can't waste it." He whispers against your stomach. You shudder, and Joe turns you over, wanting to enter you from behind. With shaky hands and legs, you get onto your hands and knees. Joe is in you again before you can steady yourself. You hold on to the tree for support, making Joe laugh as he holds your hips.

"Slow mm, slow down."

Joe doesn't slow down. He lets go of the grip on your hips to hold onto the tree. Every time your ass connects with his pelvis, your knees buckle. It feels so good but is too much at the same time. You start biting your bottom lip, trying to keep quiet because you are on the verge of screaming. At one point, Joe holds your right leg up, creating an angle that sends your eyesight out of focus.

"Why are you quiet now?" Joe stops everything, and you whimper when he pulls out.

"I don't want to be too loud." You whisper. Joe smacks your ass, causing you to yelp.

"Who is going to hear you? Hmm, the birds? Deer? A bear? I don't think the animals care, sweetheart."

You turn around, giving him a fuck you look. Joe slides back in. This time he slows down. You are able to sit up on your knees, letting him fuck up into you. Joe links your hand with his and holds them against the tree.

"My pretty girl. So fucking pretty." He kisses the back of your neck.

"Say it. Say you're my pretty girl."

"I'm your pretty girl." You cry out, squeezing his hand. Joe lets go of you and tells you to lay on your back. You reposition and open your legs, allowing him back in. This time Joe kisses you senselessly while he fucks you. He whispers over and over how much he loves you. And you start crying. You full-on sob as Joe cums into you. He pulls out and looks at you, confused. You hide your face from the embarrassment of having a random breakdown. But every time Joe confesses his love to you, it hits you right in the heart.

"I love you so much, Joseph." You sniffle. He leans down, letting you cup his face.

"I love you more than my own life. I'm sorry I ruined lunch." He chuckles, kissing your hand. You shake your head. You're full of food, cum, covered in sweat, and smells of Joe; there is nothing that is ruined. Joe stands up and picks you up bridal style.

"I'm sleepy."

"Baby. We just started. I need to get my work out in somewhere. Plus, babies don't make themselves!"

"Joseph, wait!" You squeal as he takes off in a sprint to the cabin.

It isn't until 8 pm that you emerge from the cabin to clean up the picnic. You can barely stand but need to get things cleaned up before the animals come. Lucky for you, the food is untouched and still in the basket. You grab the clothes, blanket, and basket and return to the cabin. Joe is sitting in the living room on facetime with his brother.

"Tell my sister-in-law I said hello!" His brother shouts. Joe holds up the phone, and you wave. Joe hangs up with his brother and meets you in the kitchen.

"How about we go for a swim later."

"My legs can't handle that right now." You giggle, leaning against him. Joe rubs your back and hums. He reaches down in his shorts, clutching the bright blue Tiffany's ring box. Joe knows the idea of marriage scares you. When you first started dating, you told him that marriage was off the table, but you would be open to cohabitation if it led to that. Joe was completely thrown off during that part, and let's say the first date was the last date. That was until you met again at a college party. That was seven years ago. You guys have broken up and gotten back together. So just maybe, things have changed. Joe didn't just want to make you a mother. He wanted you as his wife too. Even if it's only a thing on paper, as you say, Joe wanted that.

"Did you hear me?" You ask, bringing him back to reality.

"Uhh, sorry. What's up?"

"I'm going to be pretty pregnant, right? Do you think I could pull off Rihanna type looks?"

"Of course. You'd be prettier than her."

"Let's not get carried away, Joseph. No one is touching mother." You laugh, walking away. Joe squeezes the box. It's now or never. He gets down on his knee while your back is turned.

"There's this little vegan place in town. Let's have dinner there. Urgh, but it's really hard to find a good vegan place and the reviews kinda suck." You complain closing the fridge. Joe panics and puts the box back in his pocket.

"Why are you on the floor?"

"Just looking at the dust." Joe gets up, laughing. You eye him suspiciously but let him go.

"Let me fix my hair, and then we can go," Joe says, rushing out of the room. You lean against the counter, scrolling Twitter waiting for your boyfriend to return. Joe stuffs the box into a random door and sighs. He's afraid you'll leave him again if he brings up marriage. Maybe it was just better to be with you like this. Joe hopes Tiffany's have a return policy for rings purchased two years ago.

[endtown]

anyways kc story of the day. my fiancé is vegan and he’s super shy abt mentioning it but it’s incredibly important to him/his morals. and so he’s coming to my family’s for thanksgiving and we were prepared to bring all stuff for him to eat (because that’s usually what we do when we go places) but my aunt apparently bought a tofurkey for him and my cousin is making vegan pies and :’)) I wanna cry I love my family sm

[whatupcherry]

Mystreet Headcaons/Thoughts

Because mys could have been better

Aaron and Aph have a matching tattoos of their old game users

You can't tell me that Aaron, Katelyn, and Lucinda don't have tats Aaron has a sleeve on his right arm that goes over to his chest. Katelyn has a neck tat with a flora print and a sword on her spine and a cluster of stars on her left foot. Lucinda has the moon phase on her collar bone, a vine that wraps around her leg from hip to her ankle. as well as some random ones on her back.

I hate the mask that Zane wears. he doesn’t wear it he just put a a lot of powder to cover his freckles.

KC goes by Nana in mys and mcd cause i hate her canon name. She is also trans mtf cause i said so and i think she is trans coded(?) zane is also trans so t4t

Travis is a college drop out but in his late twenties he want back to to finish. it’s was just a 2 year degree but still.

Sasha periced Aphmau’s ears in pdh. (they also may or may not have kissed but yk)

Katelyn has the side of her head shaved while the other is long.

Aaron wanted to be a video game developer ever since he was small but never was to do it. mainly since he never finished college

Nana is a vegan cause i said so

Travis has a tongue spilt. he said it made him look cool. he also has the most piercings along with zane and lucinda.

Speaking of piercings Katelyn has a whole bunch but they are fake bc she can’t stand needles.

Zane loves indie folk music

Zane never stop wearing eyeliner and became super good at as the years went on. He can also do a full face but never wore them outside of his home. he would do aphmau’s and nanas all the time. His mother taught him almost every he knows abt makeup.

Sasha’s character design was such a miss opportunity. so she is a hard core goth by the time she was out of college. the hair the makeup every thing and she look so good doing it.

i also read a hc that Sasha and Travis are awkward cousins and i love that

Katelyn is a huge wine person, which is ironic cause people would think she would hate wine. The only people who know this are Nana and Aphmau. Katelyn hides things that she like a lot.

Toney and Ivy are dating cause i said so, Ivy's 'crush' on Garroth was pure comphet. They are both lesbians'.

Nana and Aaron became really close over the years mainly in S5. Aaron may or not have lowkey threatened Zane whenever they started dating.

[the-faketiccit0by]

You also think that after everything that happened, KC turned to veganism?

He can't eat...

He can drink oil and eat bolts like Sun and Moon can so I don't think that counts as veganism? Plus he never ate in the first place? So idfk

(I'm trying to think in a technical and canonical sense rn)

[lil-smol-bean-04]

Kinda rant ig:

Oh god I feel so gross and I'm so bloated, I've been out with one of my friends and we got fast food so I had vegan nuggets and fries but I wanted to get the 6 piece but then she was like 'are you only getting the 6 piece?' so I had to get the 9 piece which had 200kc@ls more.... So I had like 1100 kc@ls in one sitting and I'm so bloated🥲 I mean I didn't eat anything before that and I most definitely wont for the rest of the day cuz I'm so full I feel nausious... These past days have been going really well cuz my appetite hasn't been there much so I haven't eaten much which my stomach has then gotten used to, so it's just extra bad now because of that... We actually also got coffee afterwards so I had around (probably a little over) 1200 today which I know is technically still a deficit but I just feel so gross like I've b!nged or something cuz it was all condensed in one meal and my stomach hurtssss😫

[lifeofkaze]

A Search for Balance

CHAPTER 24: CROSS THE LINE

Find the masterlist with all chapters of this story here, the previous chapter here, and the next one here.

Tagging: @flareshogwarts

A/N: Katriona Cassiopeia belongs to my wonderful @kc-and-co

Orion had never minded being on his own, but with the prospect of spending Christmas with no one but his dismal thoughts for company, he had accepted his friends Murphy and Katriona’s invitation to their house in Kenmare gladly. 

Lizzie’s decision to return to Matthew had caught him unaware, to put it mildly. After her fight with Skye with Kenmare, she had picked up her bag and left without another word, and Orion had waited for her to come and talk to him in vain. When he had seen her next, she had been by Matthew’s side, his hand on her back and her engagement ring flashing on her hand. 

Katriona and Murphy were doing their best to distract him from his brooding thoughts, but Orion found it hard to share their festiveness, and kept mostly to himself. But giving his friends space was only part of the reason for his self-imposed solitude; every time he saw them stealing kisses under the mistletoe or cuddling up on the sofa, he was reminded of Lizzie and what he had foolishly thrown away, and every time, it hurt a little more. 

The end of the year came with rain and thunderstorms. Like most evenings, Orion was sitting on the ground in front of this window, listening to the heavy drops patter against the glass. It was a peaceful sound, and Orion was doing his best to capture the feeling, but in his head a storm matching the one outside was raging. He thought of the raindrops falling from the sky, how they were whipped about by the merciless winds. They had nothing to hold onto, to steady themselves. All they could do was fall. 

A knock on the door broke him from his gloomy thoughts. 

“Orion?” Katriona’s voice sounded from the other side. “Can I come in?”

The door opened and Katriona entered the room, a tray with two steaming mugs floating behind her. She cast a searching look around, shaking her head when she spotted Orion sitting on the floor. 

“I spent a fortune on the furniture, just so you know. Here,” she held a bronze, owl-shaped mug out to him, “everything’s better with some eggnog. Don’t worry, it’s vegan.”

Orion arched his eyebrows but accepted the mug anyway. “I wouldn’t exactly call eggnog vegan.”

“Just say thank you.”

The corners of Orion’s mouth twitched as he blew against his drink. “Thank you.” 

Katriona took the second cup - this one in the colours of the Caerphilly Catapults - and sat in the armchair next to the window. Both of them were quiet as they drank. A warm feeling soon spread through Orion’s body, and not only from the eggnog. Katriona’s presence calmed him; no matter how strong the storm was he was weathering, her friendship always was a fire to find shelter at. 

“Don’t think I didn’t notice you leaving night after night,” Katriona said after a while. “Do you want to tell me what’s bothering you?”

Orion contemplated her question, then shook his head. “I only wanted to give you and Murphy space to enjoy the Christmas you had planned.”

“Don’t worry, we’re enjoying it alright,” Katriona giggled, the slight flush on her cheeks telling Orion that this wasn’t her first eggnog of the night. Her chuckle faded as she set her cup aside. “Orion, I’ve known you for half my life. I can see that something’s wrong with you. More than usual, that is.”

Despite himself, her teasing made Orion laugh. “With the light of your friendship shining through the winter storm, how could there be anything wrong? I feel better just for knowing that you’re here.”

Katriona hummed in response. “But I’m not the one you wished were here right now, am I?”

Orion’s smile dropped. “No.”

“No?” Katriona said after waiting for him to continue. “That’s it, nothing more? You’re worse off than I thought.” She slid from her armchair and sat on the floor with him, gently touching his arm. “I’m here for you, you know that. Whatever it is, you can tell me. I’ll only judge you a little.”

This time, Orion didn’t laugh. 

“I made a terrible mistake,” he told Katriona quietly, before filling her in on everything that had happened since his return. How he had found out that Lizzie was engaged, and the surprising disappointment that had come with it; her warranted anger at him, and how they had rebuilt their friendship until Orion wasn’t so sure that friendship was what he wanted anymore. 

When Katriona heard about what Matthew had done to Lizzie after finding her keepsakes, her mouth dropped open in outrage, and she sighed deeply at the part that had come after. 

“It was foolish to hope, I know,” Orion finished his report, “but being with her felt like nothing had changed, and I genuinely thought she felt the same. I don’t know how I could be so wrong.”

Katriona was quiet, contemplating what she had heard. 

“I don’t think you were wrong at all,” she said eventually. “Lizzie changed after you were gone. We all thought fame had gotten to her head, but from how you describe it, it sounds like the old Lizzie is still in there somewhere.” 

Orion shook his head. “It’s not our place to judge who Lizzie has chosen to become. The only one she needs to be at peace with is herself. Only because the sun shines on us differently, doesn’t mean that she herself has changed.”

His voice had taken on a bitter ring. “The line I shouldn’t have crossed was plain for me to see, yet I did it anyway. I never stopped loving her, but by the time I realised it, it was too late for me to turn back. Asking for a second chance was gambling with fate, and here is what I got from it.” 

There was a short pause before Katriona snorted audibly. “Are you even listening to yourself? You’re sitting here in your room, whining about your fate over vegan eggnog as if there was nothing you could do about it.”

Orion frowned. “The universe -”

“Screw the universe,” Katriona said vehemently. “Love isn’t a Bludger you have to dodge. You’re a Chaser, so go and chase after what you want. If you want to be with Lizzie, you will need to fight for her.”

“It’s not me she wants.”

“Aren’t you?” Katriona asked. “Because from how I see it, it was you she came to when she didn’t know where to go. It was you who got her to be the Lizzie we all love again. And it’s definitely going to be you who will get whacked with my Beater’s Bat if you let her go without so much as trying. You two, you aren’t finished with each other, and don’t tell me otherwise.” The look on her face softened. “Trust me, Orion. The odds of finding love like yours are so small. You can’t just give it up like this.” 

“Easy for you to say.” 

Katriona’s eyes narrowed. “What’s that supposed to mean?”

“The love story between you and Murphy is one for the ages,” Orion explained, hating himself for the jealousy rising in his chest. “Your love burns so brightly that it eclipses everything. It always has, long before you even knew it. The moment you two met on the Quidditch pitch your stars aligned, and that never changed. Your story was always fated to be happy.”

Katriona set her mug down on the carpet with a heavy thump. 

“Listen here now, Mister,” she snapped. “I’ve sat and listened to your whining and convoluted nonsense for the better part of my evening, but now you’ve crossed another line. Don’t you dare act like Murphy and I didn’t have our own challenges to overcome, because we bloody well did. 

“So what if we never doubted each other? Knowing you don’t want to be with anybody else doesn’t make spending two years apart any easier. Do you think it was easy for Murphy to be impartial when his colleagues at the Daily Prophet were talking about me? Do you think it was easy for me to give up my dream of being a Quidditch player so Murphy could go and live his?” 

She paused to catch her breath. “For him, I would do it all again in a heartbeat, but you weren’t even here for all of this. So don’t you ever dare to go and tell me again that Murphy and I had it easy.” 

Feeling the truth of her words, Orion inclined his head in apology.  “Forgive me. Over my own misery, I have forgotten that there can’t be light without a shadow.”

Katriona seemed content with his answer. “Murphy and I worked hard for our luck. Nothing good in this world comes from politely asking for it. Luck is earned by the choices we make and the things we deem worth fighting for.” 

She rose to her feet, collected their empty mugs on the tray and walked to the door. As she was about to close it behind her, she turned to Orion once more. 

“You said the line you crossed was plain to see. Here’s a little wisdom for you, for a change - from my own experience, the exciting parts are always those that lie beyond.” 

[ask-the-celestial-family]

*gives KC the vegan dumplings* Enjoy lil pup!

And later when he's done with those, i have some strawberry bread from Rao's bakery.

-Kiv Anon

*happily munching away before whining in pain* -KC🪴

[minervaatilano]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: KC Jagger - Vegan Quilted Beauty Bags Set in Grey!❣️.

[crepesuzanne]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: EUC Unbranded vegan leather handbag KC.

[humansstillarenotlimited]

Opening Ceremony (T-12 Hours)

With The Challenge looming on the horizon, I thought it fitting to introduce our competitors in the 15th Anniversary of The 24 Hour Challenge.

DA: A well-endowed member of the group, he is capable of unleashing large swaths of semen at will. He is most known for his legendary drinking capabilities, hitting an impressive 0.33 BAC in one night as well as being super cool and awesome and great.

JB: The actor of the group, JB is able to be who he wants to be when he wants to be them. Tomorrow, that person he is choosing to be is a loser since he is substituting 12 beers for 12 liters of water while simultaneously competing in the Student-Athlete Talent Show.

TB: One of two Challenge veterans in the group, TB has done and seen it all. Though the beers got him in the end of 2021's Challenge, he will surely triumph this year. He has also recently been exploring the world of music, making the album "Love in London".

KC: A disgusting vegan with a heart of gold. Not only will he be attempting to complete the challenge but he will also be attempting to read and take notes on three books alongside it. He is most well known for the way that being vegan has impacted his breasts.

MF: Hung like a horse and also as smart as one, MF has never let his lack of calculus talent get the best of him. What he lacks in smarts though he makes up for in heart. This is the man who we "ain't never seen this lit before" after all.

JM: Quiet but calculating, confident not cocky, JM is ready and prepared to win the challenge. A Smash Brothers expert, JM is prepared to absolutely smash the competition and 12 beers along the way. Truly one of the most likely to complete this gauntlet.

AR: Contrary to his "-15" variant, AR is not a gun that can fire incredibly precisely and quickly. Instead he is a schoolboy on the streets and a demon in the sheets, I would know. AR is best known for his budding hotdog empire known as "Wonker Weiners".

MT: A Challenge veteran and the resident old man of the squad, MT has been on this team for more than his fair share of time. This year, instead of trying to hopelessly water down 6 beers and JO 12 times, he will be substituting for 5mg doses of the jolly green.

Good luck and may your willy be forever hard,

-DA

[ofbflifestyle]

OFBF serves the best World Fusion Cuisine in Kansas City. We serve vegan beef soup, vegan chicken soup, and vegan meatballs. Come to our restaurant and sample our diverse menu. Visit our website for more information.

[kmp78]

CS is worst than the vegan KC, she acts like a perfect gf but at the end is a caretaker… she doesn’t allow him to go on tour by himself because she is scared that he will find someone to “enjoy the time”… she captioned supportive girlfriend but she was all the time on her phone.. and new she just started in a new agency… she ‘s soooo fakeee

Well at least she hasn't posed with her labia flapping in the wind... 😂

Glimpses of her tatas are nothing conpared to that god-awful trash. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[woodside537]

National Stress Awareness Month: 3 Key Ways to Relax at Woodside

While there are many reasons to choose Woodside as your Kansas City Wellness Center, its relaxing atmosphere stands out as the primary one. April is National Stress Awareness Month, which makes it a perfect time for you to check out the ways to relax at our premier luxury health club!

#1.) The Spa 

Most of us cannot think of relaxation without looking to the spa, especially massage therapy, and at Woodside it is no different. The Spa at Woodside allows you to heal, soothe sore muscles, release tension, relax and unwind. With a variety of massage offerings to revitalize your body and mind, you will find the perfect fit for your needs. 

In addition, our Hydrotherapy Room offers our members an amenity unlike any found at other KC wellness centers. With five wet and dry temperature zones, there is something for every member’s relaxation. Enjoy a heated therapy pool, hot tub, steam room or dry sauna, with several other amenities to add to your enjoyment.

#2.)  Yoga Studio

The centuries-old practice of yoga comes alive in the Woodside studio and can lead you to feel grounded and renewed as you experience transformation through our  community of yogis. 

Woodside offers over 30 classes each week, with levels from beginner to advanced, so there is something for everyone. You will find the class for you to relax, renew or challenge yourself. Step into an authentic yoga experience with Woodside’s highly accredited Yoga teachers.

#3.) The Kitchen

The Kitchen at Woodside makes a terrific place to socialize with other members. Our food  selection is superb with top quality products and health standards, and we offer three different areas at which to meet to visit and eat. The menu ranges from an all-day breakfast, to salads and soups, and on to main dishes that will make your mouth water. To meet your health choices, most items can be made gluten-free, vegetarian or vegan. 

If you would like to relax with other members over a drink, snack or a meal, we offer The Kitchen, Pool areas, The Bar and Earth bar as locations for menu items (with the pool menu coming soon), and numerous places to relax and visit in those areas and in Woodside. Have a look at the Gallery of photos for some ideas of all of the relaxing locations you can find around Woodside!

Tour Our KC Wellness Center

The beautiful atmosphere at Woodside makes us the perfect KC wellness center for your relaxation desires. We are ready to serve you in our spa through massage therapy and hydrotherapy, in our numerous options of yoga classes, and through the community we offer with other members through socializing in The Kitchen and other eating areas. Our members enjoy amenities far superior to most found anywhere else in the area, and we would love to show you what we have to offer by providing you with a tour of Woodside. Why don’t you schedule your membership tour now?

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I had 3 huge slices of vegan #satchelspizza (definitely one slice too many!) & just half of that beer kicked my behind, but I went ahead and forced down my dessert for my birthday eve celebration. I had to get into bed after, though. I don't do well with unhealthy at all & I'm planning on even more self-abuse to kick off the big 6-0! Dang, how do people eat like this all the time? Shout out to #karmacream for their awesome #vegan #organic desserts packaged in #nontoxic & #biodegradable boxes. #satchelspizza is one heck of a business too, but both they & #reggaeshackcafe have gotta stop poisoning their customers with their styrene containers. I'm just not going to go there more than once a year while they do this no matter how great their food is & what good businesses they are. l'll do a comparative post of KC vs. RS later, but KC will get my biz almost every time, since the others don't offer organic & use toxic & environmentally reckless takeout containers. I'd bmo box if these were normal times & I was able to go out, but the goodies were an early b'day gift from a friend. Life as a canary is TOUGH, but what serves as a curse to some, a few seize the warning with the hope of not falling victim to the way those without a hyperactive immune system ultimately find out: (C). Awesome dinner, but only on a rare occasion, & I can assure you, this pizza is the bomb! I really do love & want to support the businesses who treat their employees well! Man, it was DELICIOUS, but to die for? Nope. Just like anything non-organic, it's loaded with pesticides, herbicides, & other petrochemicals, & I'm gonna pay a very big price for this (it's gonna be a rough night tonight). At least thanks to being vegan, I'm still avoiding a ton of drugs & hormones in the food supply. All that said, I'm gonna have to find a decent vegan, organic beer for the few times I drink it because it pairs so well with certain dishes. Geez, only half a beer & I'm a goner! It sucks if you appreciate a really good beer! Lol, the good news is, there's still half a beer to enjoy with my leftovers. This one doesn't pair so well with pizza, but it's a fantastic tasting beer! Yum, yum, yum! https://www.instagram.com/p/CnJerdRO2CQ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=