#veggie bughead varchie barchie mevin...

[tandv]

The golden rule of riverdale is if your parent made out with someone else’s parent in high school, then you’ll probably date them at some point.

[i-cant-bughead]

I just have one thing to say.

Can Choni stans stop being so fucking toxic and salty about 'not getting enough Choni' in the episodes we haven't even watched yet????? Get a fucking grip, you guys. Calling the Riverdale creators homophobic is so unfair so just stop it, you're giving the fandom a bad rep. This also goes for e v e r y single fandom member who are bullying everyone on Riverdale or other people in the fandom.

AT THE END OF THE DAY, IT'S A F U C K I N G TV SHOW, JUST ENJOY IT FOR WHAT IT IS

[juqpeaz]

what your favourite riverdale ship says about you

by nate juqpeaz

add any more in the notes!!

bughead: you have a crush on jughead jones. you wish you were betty cooper. cole sprouse is so hot am i right

jarchie: all jarchie stans fall into 3 categories: fetishisers, projectors, and normal people. (if you’re getting defensive me abt calling you the first two, you’re the first two)

varchie: you’re horny. stop it youre like 12

veggie: you wish you were rich, and like same, but still

barchie: you wish you were betty cooper again

beronica: youre valid thats what that says

jeronica: youre edgy and you hate betty

core ot4: indecisive but valid nonetheless

choni: you wish you were toni or cheryl (or ur straight up just here for the wlw which, big mood. very valid btw)

cheryl/anyone that isnt a girl: congrats! i diagnose you with lesbophobic

joavin: you can’t let go of the past

mevin: you’re on thin fucking ice

kangs: you kinda really want joavin back, or you love musicals

kevin/any other boy (kughead/karchie/keggie): you just want kevin to be happy

kevin/any girl: boom fella! homophobic

swangs: you dont care about the core 4. same

sweetvee/swetty: stop projecting and selfship you coward!! its okay to do that you know! its 2019! just make a self insert and go apeshit! ill reblog it!

falice: you’re fucking insane. i dont know if youre valid or not. keep living i guess

any other parent ships: you’re normal and i love you

any form of inc*st or p*dophilia ship: you’re a fuck and i hate you

bonus: my crackships under the cut owu 

btw im all of these at once- so dont worry if youre any of these. i feel ur pain

jugpea: i diagnose you with projection syndrome. you have a type

swarchie: enemies > lovers is your favourite trope

regchie: you’re into jocks

reghead: you had a crush on your childhood bully and you’re not over them yet

mevangs: indecisive. i love you

fughead: projection. you are the rarepair master. also yr soft. i appreciate that

swangsvin: you wish you were kevin keller

sweghead: you wish you were reggie, sweet pea AND jughead all at once. iconic

[theao3feed-bughead]

The 30 Day Challenge

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2CYJ2wY

by bettyjonessprouse

After leaving Florida to move to this small town called Riverdale, Betty was feeling adventurous looking for something new to focus on. Betty wasn't too interested in relationships which was crazy because most girls Bettys age were all about losing their virginity and drooling over the hottest boys. Bettys parents were proud of her not being focused on a relationship because like Betty's sister she was also wanting to lose her virginity. Until Betty met the boy who changed her, in this fanfiction Betty has been set up with this mystery boy to see if they can stay together for 30 days.

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Words: 1253, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Riverdale - Fandom

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Characters: Betty Cooper, Jughead Jones, Sweet Pea, Veronica Lodge, Josie McCoy, Toni Topaz, Cheryl Blossom, Archie Andrews, Moose Mason, Kevin Keller, Fangs Fogarty, Reggie Mantle, Alice Cooper, Hal Cooper, Polly Cooper, Juniper & Dagwood, Jellybean Jones, FP Jones, Gladys Jones, Hiram Lodge, Hermione Lodge, Sierra McCoy, Penelope Blossom, Clifford Blossom, Claudius Blossom, Jason Blossom, Fred Andrews, Mary Andrews, Sheriff Keller, Tom Keller, Penny Peabody, Midge Klump, Miss Grundy, Dilton Doiley, Ben Button, Ethel Muggs, Mrs Muggs, Chuck Clayton, Melody Valentine, Agent Arthur Adams, Waldo Weatherbee, Joaquin DeSantos, Valerie Brown, Floyd Clayton, Coach Clayton, Mr Weatherbee, Principal Weatherbee, Tina Patel, Ginger Lopez, Rose Blossom, Nana Rose, Pop Tate, smithers, Trev Brown, Tall Boy, Andre, Nick St. Clair, Joseph Svenson, Chic Smith, Arthur Adams

Relationships: bughead, Veggie - Relationship, Sweet Vee, Varchie - Relationship, Tughead, Choni - Relationship, vughead - Relationship, Barchie - Relationship, Mevin - Relationship, Swangs - Relationship

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2CYJ2wY