#venture life

[klauw22]

first day at work

[ohmyarda]

Wild Magic Sorcerer is honestly a cute run for a Gale Romance

Also, some of the dialogue with wild magic, I love it so much.. (see below)

[accirax]

(Whit did, in fact, gaf, but he wasn't about to let anyone know that.)

[poruvoron]

orving

[worblewobble]

something about walking eyes

[golyadkin]

Something something living with your mistakes Something something period of adjustment

[elle-thereafter]

Yes ok Essek Hotboi and absolutely Astrid Bitterness Becke but listen, far more important than either of those things: HOW THE FUCK DOES THE CHASTITY NOOK SMUT SHOP OWNER BECOME FUCKING PENPALS WITH YUSSA ERRENIS?!?

[soullessjack]

venture bros is such an insane show because there’s an entire episode about testicular torsion, one of the characters is straight up called Girl Hitler and the only joke is that she’s a girl who looks and talks like Hitler and then it throws you into the ocean when Rusty Venture the negligent borderline-if-not-entirely abusive father who powered a dream machine with little orphan boy souls says he sees so much of himself in his supposed Least Favorite Son that he wants to apologize for him even existing, and you can’t even recover from that because it only continuously gets worse from there

[aholefilledwithtwigs]

I have to say, as a full ass adult it is so satisfying to respond with ‘Tumblr’ when asked if I’m on any social media. It’s great. Just a conversation full stop. No ‘what’s your handle/username’ like with instagram or twitter. Absolute roadblock— and usually derails people from the whole goal of getting your socials

(other tumblr users also don’t ask username, but for entirely different reasons)

[psymachine]

king, queen, and consort

[goodwillfidgetspinner]

my contractually obligated venture bros clip of the week

[pwurrz]

being a fan of characters that are from media that fucking sucks made by people who fucking suck is literally just feeling this image on a personal level several times a day

[swagspren]

The reason I love Elend so very much is that like he was set up to be a coward. He is in a position of privilege, doesn’t have any particular strengths, and is generally Out of The Loop. But when it is time to make a decision he just Risks His Life. no plan at all. And then he Keeps doing it. It wasn’t a one off he is just like that; he is gonna go into a Koloss camp as a regular dude based on convictions alone. Then he spends all of book 2 being like “I feel like I don’t belong in the crew,” but buddy you do!!! You are fucking crazy!!!

[miz-chase]

after weeks of study, i think the primary problem with Bones Reddit is that it's mostly older, straight women who want to fuck David Boreanaz, get uncomfortable when people say acab, and don't actually like any of the women on the show, especially Brennan.

These people are like aliens to me

[annabelle--cane]

"why didn't you change 'his' to 'her'" I have access to knowledge about melanie's pronouns the likes of which you cannot conceive

[dilfgmancoolatta]

Bald neurotic homogay scientists in love with sexy buff dudes