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jenfoundabug · 8 months
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Gorgeous lacewing I had to escort outside. Reminds me of a dragon.
Genus Chrysopa, Northern California
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scattergoriesofevil · 8 months
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Burrow’s End party names
Episode 1: Stupendous Stoats
Episode 2: Mystical Mustelids
Episode 3: Excellent Ermines
Episode 4: Wondrous Weasels
Episode 5: Vicious Varmits
Episode 6: Preternatural Predators
Episode 7: Invasive Investigators
Episode 8: UnCommon Carnivores
Episode 9: Little Guys
Episode 10: Stupendous Stoats
Aabria you did such a good job!
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merakiui · 1 year
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some thoughts about jade leech as a stalker.
(cw: yandere, nsfw, stalking, unhealthy behaviors/relationship, obsession, mentions of death/strangulation)
Jade does not love often. In fact, he has a rather small supply of love, which is reserved for his hobbies and family, so when he loves something other than those two things it can only mean trouble. When Floyd has something special and doesn’t share... Well, naturally Jade’s going to want it. He’s never been inherently greedy. Rather, he’s always let Floyd have everything: the larger half of a bluefin tuna, the shinier stone, the bigger seashells, the slice of cake with more frosting, his uniforms whenever Floyd’s were dirtied or damaged. And in return Floyd has, for the most part, shared his things with Jade. This has always been their normal. 
But this time Floyd makes no mention of sharing when it comes to you. In the past, when they were particularly interested in someone, they would share them. Or, in other words, torment that person in equal succession. Azul has been their prime target for years now, and it doesn’t look like either of them will stop their relentless pursuit in seeing how fast they can get Azul to grouse or groan or sigh. You might think they live to see Azul’s misery, but truthfully they want to accompany Azul as he carves misery into the hearts of the poor, unfortunate souls who thought it wise to do business with deep-sea beasts. Teasing him is just a bonus. 
When it comes to you, Floyd is his usual authentic self: blunt and honest to a fault, dangerously so. But that’s what makes his twin so fun. Floyd won’t sugarcoat the obvious. If he dislikes you, he’ll make it known. Jade, on the other hand, will speak syrupy sweet lies in an effort to maintain proper goodwill, even if he detests you. You’ve never really interested Jade, so he can’t say he hates you. But he can’t say he loves you either. To him, you are just a powerless human in a habitat that does not suit you. Really, even with all of the tricks and traps you pulled to beat Azul at his own game, you remained boring to him. He didn’t pay you much mind after everything had been resolved and you’d been free to return to Ramshackle. That should have been the end of his story with you. 
But then, some time later, you start to make frequent appearances at the lounge. It doesn’t take Jade long to learn that you only show up when Floyd’s on shift, and it also doesn’t take him long to theorize that you might have fallen for his brother’s unique charms. It’s sweet, in a way, how Floyd lights up when he sees you, how you smile a little more brightly when he speaks to you, how your laughter is so very buoyant when Floyd lifts you into the air and spins you happily. Jade’s content to watch from the sidelines, pleased to know that his brother has found a friend in you. That might make it easier to trick you into a contract.
He’s so set in this way of thinking, only viewing you as a pawn or a stepping stone towards some bigger end goal. But when Floyd brings you back to the dorm and you become more than a constant in Jade’s life, he starts to wonder what makes you so special. What is it about you that has his brother so enamored? What makes you irresistible? What parts of you are appealing? Jade thinks it might be how quick it is you submit when Floyd’s got you pinned into the mattress, face first, rough hands spreading your thighs apart, so he can sink into you more easily. Floyd likes that; he likes the weak things that crumble under him. He likes to push things to breaking. He likes to mark and bite and bloody and bruise and shred.
Jade likes to fix. He likes to mend, and then break, and then mend all over again. He likes the process, the psychological science behind a simple gesture, much like how he takes great pleasure in playing god over the plants in his terrariums. They say a budding serial killer starts small—with animals like rabbits or squirrels or cats. Jade starts with plants. He’ll put them in stressful environments—in soils with nutrients that don’t quite work—and he’ll watch them wilt, mottle, mold, and decay. He’ll watch them struggle to adapt, he’ll watch them yearn for water or sunlight, and only when he’s certain they’ve had enough he’ll give them proper, healthy care. It’s fun, the way he has so much control over something as dynamic as a plant. But plants cannot protest, cannot fight back, cannot act in the same way humans do. 
But it’s quite satisfying to pluck dried petals from a withered flower, almost like a morbid game of effeuiller la marguerite, and not hear a single scream.
So Jade is fully expecting Floyd to tire of you, to break you enough until boredom sinks its fangs into him and he moves on with his life. And what Floyd breaks Jade fixes, so he’s very ready to glue your heart together when Floyd shatters it. He’s ready to offer a handkerchief and his ear should you need to vent. He’s already prepared his speech: “I must apologize on behalf of Floyd. You know very well how he gets. If I can be of assistance in any way, please let me know.”
Unfortunately, you remain intact. Months pass, Floyd continues to love you, and your relationship unfolds like a lotus in early morning. Jade continues to observe. Floyd has never been one for privacy, so he’s seen every kiss, every bite, every inch of exposed skin. Hell, he’s sat at his desk and tallied Mostro Lounge’s monthly expenses while Floyd fucked you dumb on the other side of the room. He’s even made eye contact with you when you happened to gaze his way while his twin was buried balls-deep in that tight hole of yours. He wonders what goes on in that head of yours. Perhaps there’s nothing substantial within. Floyd’s scrambled your brains enough, so you could just be useless now. Though that wouldn’t be very fun, would it? He knows there’s more to you than you let on, especially when you play top and take every inch of Floyd, riding him so skillfully, and all Floyd can do is dig his fingers into your hips to guide you along to the rough, erratic pace the both of you have set. 
Jade watches fondly from the shadows. Floyd likes to have access to your neck and shoulders; he likes to take you from behind while leaning down to bite into soft flesh. But Jade thinks it would be much nicer to gaze upon your face, to kiss salt from your eyes, to pepper your jawline with tiny pecks, all while peering into eyes that house a beautiful soul. He thinks it would be nice to hold you down, have your legs wrapped around his waist or thrown up onto his shoulders, while he bottoms out. If it were Jade, he’d take you in every position, but he’d find the most pleasure in eye contact. There’s something intimate about it, much like how there’s intimacy in the hands that wrap around a throat. You have to be close to someone when you’re restricting their airflow; you have to squeeze until veins pop, until your hands are sore, until your fingernails have burrowed so deeply into skin that the crescent moons color crimson. It takes minutes to strangle someone, and every minute is spent staring into the wide, terrified eyes of a desperate soul on the verge of death.
Jade likes the way you smell, the way you speak, the way you laugh, the way you are, in every meaning of the word, so very filled with life. Even down to the way you breathe and gasp and moan and cry, you are life itself. Jade wants to bottle that for himself—pluck you from Floyd’s flower pot and place you in a terrarium with the most potent elements just to see how long you’d fare. He wants to save you from those same conditions, sandwich your face between gloved hands when he’s kneeled to your lowered height, and whisper about how it’s okay, about how you’re safe, about how he’d never truly hurt you. Jade knows that loving someone is a very special thing, but the way he loves you is not quite pleasant. The love he has for his hobbies and family is natural. Normal. Simplistic and familial. 
The love he has for you is murderous and frightening. Some days he looks at you like you’re prey he’s not yet devoured. Like you’re to be his first victim. 
Jade starts small. He takes tiny trinkets—a keychain, a pencil, an accessory. He stores these in a shoe box under his bed. When Floyd brings you over and clothes are cast aside, he swipes your undergarments for himself. He won’t wash them until he absolutely must. He’ll have the soft fabric wrapped around his dick later that same evening when Floyd’s fallen asleep and he’s up late contemplating love and lust and life and death, and he’ll cum to the thought of you. Sweet, adorable, oblivious you. 
He’s what one would call a persistence predator—a hunter who gradually wears his prey down over time. He takes from you, watches you, listens to you fret about missing things to Floyd, who promises to find the bastard who’s messing with you and squeeze them until they’re blue and purple. Jade smiles at that. Floyd wouldn’t really do that to him. Sure, they’ve hit each other when they’ve fought and roughhoused on occasion, but the punches were never truly meant. Sure, they might have been thrown playfully or angrily, but they were all temporary bouts of strength. Floyd wouldn’t truly hurt him, so to hear these determined promises and to see how you relax around him... It’s really cute. Jade wonders how much more he can take from you. 
And he wonders how much more you can take before you’re splintering. 
Really, you got lucky that Floyd picked you first. He’s far more merciful. Far more sweeter. Far more loving. At least Floyd is honest with his (at times) rough nature. At least he makes it known that he wants to bite you until you’re bleeding. But Floyd can’t stand whining. He hates it when people cry about things he can’t bother to care about, and lately you’ve been whining about this stalker you think you have for weeks now. Floyd’s told you you’re just being a scared shrimpy—that there is no stalker, that you’re probably just misplacing or losing these items, that none of them really matter because they’re replaceable. 
Jade gets lucky when Floyd finally washes his hands of you, officially fed up with your whining. And what Floyd damages Jade fixes. So when you’re in tears, distraught over the break-up and your missing items and your stalker and the fact that the door to Ramshackle was left unlocked again and that you feel like someone’s living in your shadow, Jade arrives to rescue you from your fear. You don’t even hesitate to cling to him and cry, spilling your worries in waterfalls. Perhaps it’s because he’s a familiar face. He is a reflection of Floyd, after all. 
“Oh dear,” he’ll whisper, stroking your back, allowing you to bury your face in his chest and sob. “There, there.”
You can’t see his expression, but there is a smile spreading on his lips. And his eyes are alight with cruel glee. 
“Would it make you feel better if someone accompanied you to your classes?” Your feeble nod is all he needs. “In that case, shall I spend a few days at Ramshackle with you? I’m certain whoever’s pursuing you won’t get very far if I’m around.”
And he’s right. Your stalker never takes anything again. They never leave the front door unlocked. They never trail behind you, taking shelter in your shadow. That’s because he’s your stalker, though you never managed to figure that out, and this time he doesn’t have to dwell in shadows or on the sidelines. This time he can stand before you as a friend, a soon-to-be lover, and perhaps a lifelong mate. 
Jade does not love often, but when he does it is as beautifully painful as tearing the wings from butterflies. 
#meraki mumbles#yandere twst#n/sfw#i think my favorite thing about writing yandere jade is how brutal and remorseless he can be#it's probably because he grew up in the harsh environment of the sea#which would naturally harden anyone and make them more predatory than a prey#it's probably also why he (and floyd and azul) see nothing wrong with murder#yes it's morally wrong and very much illegal#but in the ocean it's eat or be eaten and really do you think jade is going to let some other predator snap his darling up? :)#challenge: write one yan jade thought without it spiraling into a thought about his murderous rizz#challenge failed </3 he is a walking danger you cannot tell me he wouldn't think of the most horrifying things when it comes to darling#more jade thoughts!!! consider an artist (painter/sculpter/etc) jade who is absolutely obsessed with you (the nude model from his art class)#because you're the one who has finally inspired him and broken his months-long artist's block#and also because he'd like to paint you in the most vicious red#or jade who has broken into your home and is living there in secret without you knowing#sometimes he sleeps under your bed just to hear your steady breaths#he never rearranges anything in your house but he does do the dishes or clean up messes you've made#you can never remember if or when you cleaned these things but you never think much of it#jade stands at your bedside when you sleep at night and he watches you#you'll happen to wake and you'll spot him but by the time you've scrambled to wake up and turn the lights on he'll already be gone#so you're left to wonder if he was ever there in the first place or if you were still dreaming#he is the terror that you will never see until it's too late
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beggars-opera · 8 months
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"Studies show Vermont is the safest state in the country" that's because no one lives there
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fleshdyke · 8 months
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tbh i love how some of the most vicious and violent mammals on this earth are guys that look like this
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thecolorsfucked · 1 year
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this lil beast killed a mouse for me im so proud 🥺
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d-lanx · 2 months
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larry is a fearsome guard dog
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howaerds · 5 months
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𝘘𝘈𝘗𝘚𝘐𝘌𝘓 𝘈𝘚𝘒𝘌𝘋 : BABYSIT :  for one muse to help the other home while they’re drunk.
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⸺  𝗧𝗪𝗜𝗡𝗞𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗚  𝗟𝗔𝗨𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗘𝗥  𝗦𝗣𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗦  𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗠  𝗟𝗜𝗤𝗨𝗢𝗥  𝗦𝗢𝗔𝗞𝗘𝗗  𝗟𝗜𝗣𝗦  as  she  clings  to  the  angel's  arm  -  making  unnecessarily difficult  for  @qapsiel  the  act  of  holding  her  up  , what  with  limbs  and  head  determined  to  occupy  every  inch  of  airspace  around  the  couple  .  ❝  hey  ,  you  -  you're  -  .  .  .  you're  hot  ,  ❞  cassie  giggles  ,  matter  of  fact  timbre  punctuating  the  slurred  statement  with  direct  eye  contact  as  her  chin  dramatically  falls  several  inches  .
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❝  you  should  -  we  should  kiss  ,  or  something  .  ❞  golden  tresses  bounce  with  a  disoriented  shake  of  the  head  ,  digits  curled  tighter  around  the  bicep  with  which  she  attempts  to  steady  herself  .  ❝  that's  what  you  doooo  ,  obviously  ,  when  you're  -  ❞  a  quiet  hiccup  cuts  through  the  incoherent  monologue  ,  thrusting  her  train  of  thought  off  the  tracks  momentarily  .  ❝  when  you're  .  .  .  when  .  .  .  oh  !  when  you're  dating  !  ❞
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inutaffy · 8 months
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this is how chris argent looks to me
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rascheln · 1 year
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Blurriest picture in the world, but this little criminal has figured out how to get onto the shelf!!!!!!
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nomaishuttle · 1 year
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sissys favorite activity was to sit at the door and bark at the cats outside (there was a bunch of feral cats that lived in my grans old rv when we lived in my grans old house) and then wed let her out and shed get so scared bc the cats were bigger than her. and immediately go back to the door screaming crying scratching for us to let her back in she was so funny
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moghedien · 1 year
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temperature dropped again so the uro seems to be back to brumating. he previously hid for like a week after the first dramatic cold front, but started getting more active after that. more active than he had been before, even. but he's been hiding pretty much since this last drop and its gonna be cold for a while so this might be longer for the guy
the geckos actually seem more active since the temp drop, weirdly enough. they obviously tolerate cooler temps better and it doesn't get cold enough in my house that it'd be dangerous for them, but it is noticeably colder when they're awake and they seem to be active more and longer so idk what that's about.
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incendiorum-arch · 2 years
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          col decided to call the hounds, the hounds because he views the dog as a hunter’s best tool. even the most terrifying quarry can be frightened by the right thing. hounds can hold down wolves, hunt lions. they can tree bears and mountain lions and chase a fox for miles. and then… comes the hunter to finish the job. 
          the hounds are separated into many different groups. these groups consist of five or six hunters and then their handler. col usually makes sure to gain the trust, and loyalty, of the handlers in particular, and tasks them with gaining the trust of their subordinates. despite this, many of the lower-level hunters still have loyalty to col. they get paid well. they get a place to sleep and eat. they get jobs within venator shipping co., if they so desire. the hounds are not built on sticks and prayers. the hounds have roots like a forest. to break the organization apart would be beyond difficult, even if col were killed. there is always someone waiting in the wings to take the place of the fallen.
          all of the handlers work with and report to azzy, and are subordinate to him. he is often traveling, meeting with each of the groups and helping as need be. he takes suggestions, requests, grievances, and does what he can to fulfill them. if he can’t, the problem gets handed to col, who will pull whatever strings he needs to.
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deerpun · 10 months
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Thinking about ocs again. . .
I’m working on a new character (hopefully dnd character? We’ll see if I get a chance to play him I guess!) and he has cat aesthetics, which makes me think of my other feline aligns ocs ya know? Which is funny, cause Sascha is 100% Tiger coded both metaphorically and literally- where Jin Xiaolan puts me in the mind of an orange tabby lol
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kunosoura · 10 months
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bottoms on here don’t ask you to fuck them they’re like “if I was a tiny rabbit and you were a vicious apex predator would you kill me quickly or toy with me and draw out my suffering so you can enjoy my squeals of pain and anguish 🥺”
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batri-jopa · 11 months
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Found at view.max on instagram
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