#viridi memes

[princeofheartsss]

I’m a day late but it’s ok

[markscherz]

hi!

look at a frog (toad? i think?) i saw :]

Excellent frog! Highly fashionable. Green spots are very in.

Yes, this looks like it may be Bufotes viridis, the green toad, although a location would be very helpful to narrow it down.

[coderedkeanu]

i don't need to explain day 5 of pioneering

[queerfictionwriter]

for the siken asks

sorry about the blood in your mouth i wish it was mine.

Bc I have Steter brainrot, that is what this ended up being. It . . . is not a fic, bc brain refused to play ball that way, but. Here, have a poem instead:

there is blood in your mouth and on your trembling hands, and I won't say "I'm so sorry, darling" no matter how much you want it, because you are the one person I will not lie to; and I always said "you'd make a magnificent wolf" but oh, I never meant like this; I would see you rampant and proud in the full bloom of your dark, armed to and with teeth, your lips painted in the blood you drew from me in a moment of passion, because you finally learned what it is to be unrestrained

if and until then, fix your hunger-dark eyes on me, and let me wash your hands

ask meme

[velociheroviridi]

wake up, besties, new meme template just dropped

[inexplicifics]

📝 pls if you’re sill doing the ask meme

Sure! Have a snippet from a bunny that @violaceum-vitellina-viridis inflicted on me yesterday.

Lambert hears the door creak open, and doesn’t think - just rolls out of bed, shoves his feet into his shoes, grabs the bat he keeps between the bed and the nightstand, and heads for the door with the bat held high.

The man standing in his front hall with a set of lockpicks in his hand looks very surprised to see him.

“What the fuck, dipshit?” Lambert bellows.

“What the hell!” the burglar hollers back. “Why are you in my apartment? Why are you naked, oh my gods -”

“It’s my fucking apartment!” Lambert snarls. “You just broke in!”

“Of course I broke in, my key wasn’t working!”

“Your key wasn’t working because it’s not your fucking apartment!”

The burglar - possibly not a burglar, or if he is, he’s the most incompetent one Lambert has ever met - blinks at him. “It’s not?”

“No, it’s not! It’s mine! Which is why I was asleep here!”

“You sleep in your shoes?”

“No, who the fuck sleeps in shoes?”

“I don’t know, you’re the one who’s not wearing anything else!”

[skys-trash-bin]

Gamers when

[incorrect-kid-icarus-quotes]

Viridi: How long are we going to let him do that? Palutena, pinching the bridge of her nose: Just… just give him a minute Pit: *still pushing on a door that is clearly labeled pull*

[an-idiot-that-cannot-human]

not hating since they age them up and all but...i just...don’t understand...???

edit: i was hating when i made this. thats not cool regardless of aging up, because if you really need to age them up, is it like...morally okay??? just consider that. im not trying to change people cause it’ll never happen, don’t try to change people on the internet, it gets nowhere, but just. come on man.

[beiplaysffxiv]

Did those a while ago for my chars (excluding Deu, cause poor lad still doesn't have his final bnnuy form). Blank template was made by beauXlV on Twitter.

Yes, I do get inspired by my own OCs from other stories, to make my game characters.

[futuresmashmemes]

Hot take

[gingerja]

Viridi 3C!

i havent drawn her in so long orz

[darkpitlesbian]

viridi in D7 for the outfit meme!

oh this is a good one for her. good pick

[velociheroviridi]

Was anyone gonna tell me the original was gay or was I just gonna have to find it in a random bookstore and learn that myself

[ragtimeboy]

Hes got important business

[inexplicifics]

Last 10 Fics Tag Meme

Rules: Post the first lines of your last 10 fics posted to AO3 (Sort by date posted.) If you have less than 10 fics posted, post what you have!

I’ve been tagged by the marvelous @violaceum-vitellina-viridis​! Thank you, dear!

1)  Essi pulls the knot tight and holds her creation up, brushing her hair back and examining it with narrowed eyes. (Spending All My Luck, Nymphs & Satyrs AU)

2)  “Big party tonight, witcher,” one of the servants says, dumping another bucket of water over Eskel’s head. “Won’t that be fun?” (Reap the Whirlwind, canon-divergent revenge distinctly inspired by that one zombie dinosaur scene in Emperor Mage)

3)  Geralt is on his way back to his camp, the head of a forktail dangling from his hand, when a gust of wind brings the sound of raucous laughter over muffled whimpers to his ears - and the unmistakable smell of pre-heat. (Finders Keepers, in which Geralt finds an omega bard in distress and Jaskier decides to keep him)

4)  “What the absolute fuck are these, pretty boy?” Lambert asks, peering at the little sack of…probably some sort of bean…that Geralt has just handed him. (Burnt Bean Water, in which Geralt gives Lambert coffee beans)

5)  Lambert really, really hates mages. (Holding Out for a Hero Til the Morning Light, in which Lambert has to break a curse on the de Roggeven line)

6)  Witchers don’t worship the gods, as a general rule. (The Only God of Witchers, melancholy flash fic)

7)  “Are you sure about this, Lambert?” Geralt asks. (Cursebreaker Extraordinaire, in which Lambert has to break a curse on Eskel)

8)  Captain Rivia, the fearsome White Wolf, scourge of the seven seas, squints down at the treasure map. (The Real Treasure, modern AU family fluff flash fic)

9)  “You stole my kill,” Lambert snarls, pinning the other witcher to the ground and driving a dagger into the dirt beside his head, close enough that if the other witcher so much as twitches it will draw blood. (Thief’s Reward, A/B/O Laiden meet awkward)

10)  Kiyan wakes up to the sound of a gruff, unfamiliar voice saying, “Ah, hell.” (What the Wolf Dragged In, part of the Cats Among Wolves A/B/O AU)

And I will tag...hm. @heronfem, @kimikocha, and @entwife508? If you’re interested? Or anyone else who wants to play, of course.