#2am posts

[beardedhandstoadshark]

Thinking about ye olden days back when I used to be really into creepypasta, and the Creepypasta Mansion is actually such a funny concept? Not just in on itself, but also on an in-usiverse level because like. Most of them are just regular ass teenagers

I mean sure, you’ve got the main man, Slenderman, and sometimes BEN is also there with Smile Dog as the family pet, but the rest is just people wearing masks. And Jeff’s also there. So you’ve got 1 spooky guy, a ghost kid haunting the internet, a very photogenic pupper and a bunch of regular human teens who’re wanted for murder.

Forget household chores or plumbing, how do they even get food

Did Slendy or Ben ring up Herobrine so he’ll show them build a farm? Go on family hunting trips so Smile Dog can run around a bit? Buy some pizza and kill the deliverer? Maybe Slendy sometimes just goes to some gas station that’s near his spooky woods and buy stuff like a proper citizen that acts the way he dresses. Is he messing with the poor workers’ head every time he goes there. Is said worker just Jeff with a face mask. Do they run a gas station. Are they subscribed to Hello Fresh

[sandwizard9]

IF SANDWIZARD9 HAD WHATSAPP TUMBLR MESSAGING!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[daenystheedreamer]

jaehaerys was a dick tomatoes tomatoes boo we hate your jaehussy

[chainlink32]

My ass is not eeping

[velociheroviridi]

Was anyone gonna tell me the original was gay or was I just gonna have to find it in a random bookstore and learn that myself

[aceartistactivist]

I'm gonna get fucking ripped. And I'm gonna be hella sexy.

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]

[robinsversion]

How I sleep knowing I always cite my sources:

(First image from the film Drip Dippy Donald (1948); second image from season 4, episode 3 of the Simpsons, “Homer the Heretic” (1992).)

[biboomerangboi]

Saw something about Hua Cheng always being able to sense his ashes so he can always sense Xie Lian and I just think it adds a hilarious take to him giving Xie Lian his ashes. Like yes it’s a beautiful and romantic ghostly tradition but there is something so funny about him given them to him the moment he has to leave so he doesn’t lose him again after 800 years of searching like someone tagging a bird to track their migration habits. He is not taking no fucking chances.

[swugflower]

Brucie Wayne gets interviewed and the question who, expect Batman, is his favorite Gotham hero.

After some awkward moments of silence, he blurts out that it’s Spoiler. Since she is the only one from the main active team that isn’t his kid and this way he avoids picking a favorite.

Meanwhile, the group chats explodes into chaos instantly.

[hotlinemurder]

♡ Edging Choso until his hips are spasming in desperation and he's crying for a release - looking so pretty with his hair parted messily on the pillow behind him, flushed in the face and panting like a slut for you to touch him more.

"No cumming until I say so, hold out just a little longer for me, I know you can."

♡ Praising Choso as his pale chest rises and falls frantically with every strained whine that escapes his pretty lips, echoing off the walls without a care for who can hear them, the need to cum outweighing his embarrassment.

"Always such a good boy for me, aren't you, my love?"

♡ Breaking Choso when you grab him from behind in front of the mirror - that toned, slender waist looking so deliciously arched and needy before you. Sliding your hand along his shaft that glistens under the bedrooms low-light, staring at himself and how much of a fucked-out whore he looks while thrusting into the palm that's pleasuring him to breaking point yet again.

"Mommy p-please, let me cum.. I'll be good, I promise!"

[pencilscratchins]

atla renaissance pt 3 calls to me like a siren

[zillychu]

assorted brainrot from like 2 months ago

[daenystheedreamer]

catelyn isnt cady catelyn is glen coco

my only reasoning for catelyn cady is that shes a redhead and cady is super sansacoded <3

[cozylittleartblog]

New Family Speedrun 00:09.12 (World Record Not Clickbait???)

[mithrun-house-of-kerensil]