#voldethirst

[asktheheirofslytherin]

hey sweetheart,I was wondering if you are aware of the fact that there is spicy fanficton and thirst traps about your sixteen year old self. How do you feel about that?

Unfortunately, this fact has been brought to my attention. And I am aware it is not just my sixteen year old self, but all of my selves from sixteen to today. There is not an era of my life you people have not written about.

[asktheheirofslytherin]

Why does everyone want to bang you

They have taste.

[asktheheirofslytherin]

Favorite way to kiss your.. partners?

If you have to ask, you do not get to know.

[asktheheirofslytherin]

Thank you, mun, for writing that tantalizing snippet for us whorecruxes, and I'm sorry you are inundated with thirst at all times of day. People complain about inconsistencies in JKR's magic system, but the real question is how it applies to smut. I have a lot of headcanons about s*x spells, let's just leave it at that.

Anyway, your writing is so good that I'm definitely checking out your Voldy x OC fic. Not sure if you're still logging into your AO3 account, but I hope you don't mind comments on an old story.

[ooc: thank you! I am inundated with my own voldethirst on a daily basis so what's a bit more, lmao. I wrote that one on the spot but I miiiiggght have an entire google docs folder of voldemort/OC, Bellamort, and Voldemort/reader scenes/snippets I wrote for myself. Like...10+ years of voldethirst. The voldearchives. I should dig some out for ya'll.

And thank you! I still log in as I enjoy reading fic, so comments still spark intense joy!! <3 ]]

[asktheheirofslytherin]

all these thirsty boys and girls after you you could repopulate england

Like I would touch any of them.