#vulkanizer

[callmepussylover09]

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#priyjatno #kafa #prelepecrnogorke #???? #callmepussylovervaljda? #deusexmachina

#deus #Zeus #amorvincitomnia

[saintsylestine]

Primarchs with their Sons by Echo

[floralynn-arts]

ONWARDS, MY SOLDIERS!

HOLDING THE PRIMARCH + THEIR DAD IS COMPLETE!!

THANK YOU FOR THE PATIENCE, I HAD FUN!!

[shadefish]

so a year or two ago I decided to do my own set of designs for the Primarchs. I never finished it but, here are the unfinished designs I did do!

[the-raven-lady]

Primarchs' Canon Voices

I don't think enough of us have heard the canon voices of the Primarchs so I made a supercut of all of them from the Horus Heresy: Legions game trailers and 40k cinematics.

(might have messed up a couple but I have them solid for the most part)

[gotham-at-nightfall]

Warhammer 40K

The Emperor of Mankind

Loyalist Primarchs

Lion El'Jonson, The Lion, Primarch of the Dark Angels

Jaghatai Khan, The Warhawk, Primarch of the White Scars

Leman Russ, The Wolf King, Primarch of the Space Wolves

Rogal Dorn, The Praetorian of Terra, Primarch of the Imperial Fists

Sanguinius, The Great Angel, Primarch of the Blood Angels

Ferrus Manus, The Gorgon, Primarch of the Iron Hands

Roboute Gulliman, The Avenging Son, Primarch of the Ultramarines

Vulkan, Lord of Drakes, Primarch of the Salamanders

Corvus Corax, The Raven Lord, Primarch of the Raven Guard

Chaos Primarchs

Horus Lupercal, The Warmaster, Primarch of the Sons of Horus

Fulgrim, The Phonecian, Primarch of the Emperor's Children

Perturabo, The Hammer of Olympia, Primarch of the Iron Warriors

Konrad Curze, The Night Haunter, Primarch of the Night Lords

Angron, The Red Angel, Primarch of the World Eaters

Mortarion, The Death Lord, Primarch of the Death Guard

Magnus the Red, The Red Cyclops, Primarch of the Thousand Sons

Lorgar Aurelian, The Urizen, Primarch of the Word Bearers

Alpharius / Omegon, The Lord of Serpents, Primarch(s) of the Alpha Legion

By 纪年Ginias

[nozhknife]

We drew the primarchs and Big E in a video chat!

links to everyone below

VizziV

IDpictures

Alna Dark

mentazavr

SERAFIMKA

ByDR

Knyaz Nochi

Moyra616

Moyra616

SteelWingSkar

Alna Dark

slavicpanic

Bläck

Moyra616

Deborgant

ByDR

ByDR

nan_sdelal

nan_sdelal

NozhKnife

[wh40kartwork]

Primarchs

by Aleksa Stajsic

[ltmctrung]

it is a time of legend. And overpriced alcohol

[moociaoafterdark]

Lmao

Primarch simps of Tumblr, what is your verdict? (No hate to OP, just poking fun)

[magicalduck21]

[silly40kdoodles]

Has anyone done this joke regarding N'bel and Vulkan's dance around the subject before? As someone adopted by different ethnicity parents, reading those parts of Promethean Sun was quite amusing😅

[frythebrains]

Primarch political marriage AU where the Emperor attempts to make the primarchs care more about humanity by forcing them to get married. Thankfully, they're allowed to pick their own consort and because Big E can't do anything without being extremely extra (and because it's an excellent way to generate a hell of a lot of good press), there's going to be an elaborate series of parties to display the best that the imperium can offer in the way of potential mates.

Feat.

- the entire Death Guard becoming the Mortarion Primping Squad (led by Typhon) in the hope that getting laid might cheer Mortarion up

-Fulgrim fully understanding the assignment and DOMINATING the entire first night. He really doesn't want to have to pick another wife, though.

-Dorn becoming absolutely fascinated with shapewear- he hadn't ever thought that clothing could be engineered like that before.

-Ferrus Manus trying to hide against the wall, since he has no idea how to talk to women

-Konrad Curze is strangely popular, and gets more popular after he starts predicting the deaths of anyone who dares approach him- the girlies love some fortune telling

-Bobby G calling his mom to ask for advice on how to woo women

-Magnus becoming dejected that women don't flock around him like Fulgrim and Sanguinius. He hasn't put it together that it's because he keeps being a giant nerd about magic and no one has any idea what he's talking about.

-Perturabo is determined to be married before Dorn, so he's brought in Caliphonie to help him pick what to wear. He proceeds to ignore her advice about how to actually win over women.

-Lion getting dancing lessons from Luthor

-the imperial press being flooded with augmented pictures and bios of the primarchs, all to make them seem like romantic heroes. The imperial press in general is just out of control the entire time...

-Malcador really wishing he told the Emperor that this is His worst idea yet

-the Alpha legion getting in a lot of cross-dressing practice.

-Leman Russ refusing to marry any woman who cannot wrestle him to the floor. He doesn't care that they're all baseline humans, any woman worthy of bearing his children should be strong!

-the Mournival taking bets on who's going to get married second (because obviously Horus is going to be the first)

-Sanguinius getting overwhelmed by the amount of attention he is receiving and cocoons himself in his wings at some point in the night. He refuses to come out, even for snacks.

-Lorgar doing well until he tries the whole 'God is telling me that you're my wife' line.

-Horus using the worst pickup lines imaginable and getting away with it.

-Vulkan being delighted by the chance to do something that's not war related for once. He has an absolute blast dancing, although he might be a little too enthusiastic.

- Corvus trying to escape and having to be dragged back into the party by the custodes (under the Emperor's explicit command)

-Jaghati showing up with a whole-ass herd of horses to prove his fitness as a mate

-Magnus is the sluttiest-dressed in the entire room, scandilizing Lion and Lorgar. He even pierced his nipples for the occasion.

[han-soape]

"Corvyyyyyy!"

[thethronezone]

Primarchs and if they know how to cook

Mortarion - Knows how to cook one thing and one thing only but goddamn if that shit ain't tasty as hell.

Fulgrim - Yes but with his demand of perfection he runs the kitchen like Gordon Ramsey.

Angron - Kinda? Knows the basics but haven't cooked anything ever since the nails were put in his skull so he's rusty.

Magnus - It's 50/50. Experiments in the kitchen so either he creates a delicious meal or a crime against humanity.

Perturabo - He's never cooked before but if he did it would be a meal worthy of a 5-star restaurant.

Alpharius - Decent chef, all things considered. Nothing too outstanding but not bad either.

Lorgar - He wanted to learn when he was younger but Kor Phaeron didn't allow it. Liked to watch the kitchenstaff work.

Horus - Absolutely not. This man used to be a gangster before the Emperor found him and afterwards he had serfs to do it.

Konrad - Surprisingly, yes. But, like, Hannibal Lecter style. Full on "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti".

Sanguinius - Knows how to cook but surprisingly enough, not that good at it. Tends to use too much salt.

Corvus - Man tries but it always turns into gray gruel somehow. It tastes like sadness and disappointment.

Ferrus - Simple meals packed with nutrition but nothing special tastewise. Would own an airfryer but never use it.

Vulkan - Yes! Regularly cooks for his friends and family. Makes really good stews and soups.

Lion - No. Ate everything raw when he lived in the forests of Caliban and afterwards he just never saw the point in knowing.

Leman - Only knows how to cook meat and even then it always turns out rare and bloody in the middle.

Jaghatai - Knows how to cook and honestly pretty decent at it. Really good at making bread.

Roboute - Not the best but also not the worst. Knows how to make a few dishes, pretty standard stuff.

Rogal -

[mahleb]

Inspired by a discussion of art with Magnus. Well, yes, heredity is traceable, especially in Ahriman. As was rightly noted, "when one son is like a whole thousand" XD