#w chump and sons

[deirdreskye]

Commercial I would produce as an advertising executive:

We see a husband approach his wife in the kitchen and he smacks her on the rear as she's unplugging a crockpot full of buffalo chicken dip. Their friends have turned the dining room table into beer pong tournament and the kids are laughing in the play room. It's Super Bowl Sunday.

This scene of domestic bliss plays out before us. Warm laughter, excited shouting as their team scores a touchdown, the wife steals a kiss from her husband between sips of wine. This must be what heaven looks like.

The doorbell rings and the husband grudgingly puts his beer down to go answer the door. Who could it be?

He opens the door and we see the latecomer: a giant slug the size of a man, wet and pink and undulating.

"You son of a bitch!" The husband exclaims. "We didn't think you'd make it! How the hell are ya?"

The slug gives no reply but the husband brings the creature into a warm embrace, its viscous discharge soaking his shirt. "Aw, hell, man," he laughs. "Say it, don't spray it!"

The slug makes its grand arrival in the living room, leaving a trail of slime on the hardwood floors. It receives a warm welcome. "Here comes trouble!" "They'll let anyone in this place!" "You missed the first quarter!"

We are subjected to a montage of scenes from the Superbowl party.

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The kids excitedly dash in to crowd around the creature. "Mr. Wormy! We missed you!" they exclaim, hugging the thing and getting covered in its ooze. Several orifices around the creature's body begin to secrete a dark, chunky substance and the children begin to greedily eat it, their hands and mouths covered in its oily residue

"Whoa whoa whoa, I didn't raise you kids in a barn!" The mother says. "Go get some cups from the kitchen!"

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"Yo, Mr. Wormy, you gotta try the buffalo chicken dip. It's to die for!" The husband says. He grabs a dripping handful of the warm orange cream cheese from the crockpot and pushes it into the folds of the creature's flesh.

"Quit bogarting the buff dip, hombre!" "Save some for the rest of us why don't ya?"

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"Yo, Mr. W, I gotta use the can but I am NOT missing the game. Help me out?"

A sphincter at the top of the slug's "head" gapes itself open, and the guest drops his slacks and boxers to his ankles and climbs on top in front of everyone.

"Hoochie mama, that dip's even spicier coming out!"

"Just don't leave the seat up. Trust me, you'll thank me for that one when you and Stacy get married!"

"IF they get married, you mean!"

A loud belch is heard from the creature and the room explodes with laughter.

-

"Alright fellas, the game is over and the kids are in bed. I think we all know what this means!"

"Oh brother," the wife says, rolling her eyes at the other women. "Boys will be boys!"

The men are seen chanting "Wormy! Wormy! Wormy!" at each other as they take turns fucking the folds and sphincters and orifices that line the creature's body.

"Ah geez, Mr. W! Warn me before I fuck a hole with a gizzard stone!"

"Now THAT'S tight! I think my wife could learn a thing or two from you, Mr. Wormy!"

"And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why we used to call Chet the Two Pump Chump!"

-

As the party is winding down, the men are putting their clothes back on, saying their farewells and getting ready to part ways when the creature starts to heave and convulse.

"You okay, Mr. Wormy?"

Everyone looks on as the creature heaves one last time and a copious amount of murky amniotic fluid begins to pour from one of the creature's holes. The sphincter begins to crown and a human baby is deposited onto the carpet. It has an adult-sized head and the face looks exactly like the husband, goatee and all. It's not moving.

The husband nervously tugs his collar. One of his friends calls out, "Check please!"

The wife comes back from the kitchen holding a roll of Brawny paper towels, a playfully annoyed expression on her face.

It's not a good party if things don't get a little messy. Brawny's got you covered.

[maxwell-grant]

(VENTURE BROS FINALE SPOILERS)

There's this thing I keep thinking back to in The Venture Bros, that is the way everyone talks about Jonas Venture. The early myth of Jonas Venture, the great man and hero beloved by everyone who has been succeeded by a less-than-great failure of a son, is eventually twisted around with the gradual reveal of Jonas as a horrible man who did horrible things to his son that made him the way he is, and with every subsequent appearence unveiling more and more about the depths of depravity Jonas was actively capable of. We get to see how much Jonas is responsible for many of the issues all the characters find themselves envolved in, how much can be traced back to him, and we see things he's done that even appalled the rest of the old Team Venture who seemed mostly fine with all the other things he was doing. Rusty even gets a couple of moments of catharsis where he's shown to be making progress in having moved past his dad.

But the way people talk about Jonas Venture never changes. There is no reckoning for anyone other than maybe Rusty. Jonas Venture is the biggest and most successful and influential character even after his death, and his perception at large never remotely changes. He is the biggest monster, and so he has the best public image out of everyone. All the little monsters are just playing in his pool, and even all the other not-monsters will cover for him and praise him no matter what he did, no matter how many people he killed, no matter how many children's lives he ruined or how much destruction he left everywhere he went.

When we're introduced to Professor Victor von Helping, the kindest and most helpful person Dean's ever had in his life, he expresses open admiration for Jonas as an inspiration for getting into science, something he will explain to Dean was what saved him and allowed him to take control of his life from his horrible father, and this is directly after the Morpho saga that had shown us Jonas at his absolute worst. And the thing is, we're not meant to think less of Von Helping for it. He is not malicious, he doesn't worship science or Jonas for any nefarious or ignorant reason, he just knows what everyone does: that Jonas Venture was a great scientist who changed the world and has been succeeded by a not very impressive son.

Ben, who personally assisted Jonas in the cloning process and who knows what else and now lives in a graveyard of hundreds of people whose deaths he directly attributes to both Rusty and Jonas, is still about as benevolent as a super scientist can really be in the setting, and in the movie he helps cap off the show with a message to Hank Venture that he delivers based on what Jonas passed onto him. He attributes "Blood doesn't make a family; love does", a closing statement on the show, as heartfelt wisdom from Hank's granddad. It's not played for irony. We can debate whether it's meant to have some or the degree to which that statement can be read as malicious coming from Jonas or someone who was that closely affiliated with him, but none of that even really matters in that moment of Hank's closure and Ben being able to provide some with what he claims to be Jonas' teachings.

None of this takes away from all the horrible things Jonas did. None of this is meant to be any kind of redemption for him or his legacy. His legacy may be complicated, but Jonas Venture was not a complicated man. Complications and moral dillemmas are things he invented for the little people around him to deal with, whether they fought for the Guild or the OSI, or they are little Ventures scurrying in his shadow. Moral greyness was just a thing for chumps to be concerned about while Jonas ruled the world unimpeded from doing whatever he wanted to whoever he wanted.

Usually when shows have this big, massive force behind so many unfolding events and characters and traumas, there's a degree to which their comeuppance involves some kind of larger reckoning. They get exposed for who they are, their legacy crumbles, their great deeds are rendered lesser, they are given ignoble fates or some kind of retributive punishment, society can rest easier with the great evil exposed and defeated, and the audience can rest easier knowing that, if some great evil like this was made public and exposed, we'd do something about it. We'd so something about it on a scale that matters and stops it from happening again.

We need to believe that's what happens because we can't, and maybe we must never, accept that it doesn't work that way, that all around us are monuments and reminders that celebrate the monstrosities of our forefathers and their grip on our current lives, even when everything they've done and continue doing is public record, even when you tell someone about it and they still keep doing it, and everyone around you gives them a pass to do it so long as it (and by "it", they mean you) doesn't bother them.

And it's not like none of those things happened with Jonas, he did get a deserving comeuppance of sorts in the Morpho trilogy. But nobody really cared. Nobody that mattered cared. Only Rusty cares, and Rusty doesn't matter. Certainly not as much as his dad matters. Jonas gets the approval of the world and all the accolades and statues that follow, and he gets to crush his children forever under the weight of his legacy because of that. All they can do is try and survive past him, and even that is enough of a struggle.

But even with all of that, even with Ben's gentle and comforting parting words being another reminder that history exonerates Jonas for everything he's done while looking down on those he victimized, I find myself thinking of the fact that the last we ever see of Jonas' image is that accursed statue finally being toppled off it's pedestal, and the entire cast banding together to rescue The Monarch, his other son and victim, from it. They may not even like him (and for good reasons), but they don't let the invincible grip of his father take him to the grave. It takes them all to push back Jonas, but they push him back nonetheless, and Monarch lives another day.

It's not what the movie ends on, it's more of a funny moment than anything. It's just I was going to end this ramble pessimistically, until I remembered this frame. The true final word on him.

May we all survive the Jonas Ventures of our lives and push those fuckers back into the trash where they belong.

[carnal-lnstinct]

Hi! I saw the requests were finally open so I’m asking again, could you do a dying in Goku’s arms fic. Yes it is the same person and if I’m mistaken, forgive me🥰❤️🧡

Haha, I gotchu! Glad you came back ♥

☆☆ Pairing: Goku x Fem!Reader ( Human Z Fighter ) ☆☆ Rating: T ☆☆ Contents:  ( RoF arc, established relationship, reader referenced as gohan & goten's mother ) ☆☆ Warning: ( canon-typical violence, blood, character death )

'If I could just hold out a little longer, then he'll show up to help win this', you repeated to help yourself stay focused for the next rush of alien fighters charging your way.

Everyone who could stand their own was already struggling in their own fight, whether outnumbered by the hoards of soldiers or overpowered by the one called Tagoma. But they didn't back down, so neither would you. Truth be told, you hadn't been much into martial arts since the Cell Games and were in over your head with a fight of this scale. Even back then things like this stopped being within your skill range, you were surpassed by your children.

An invasion by a galactic army, however, led by their malicious leader was certainly no earthbound martial arts tournament and called for everyone regardless of power to step in. There wasn't any running away, and you weren't going to let all your friends fight this alone. Especially with your sons giving their all, it wouldn't be like you to just sit back and let them fight without you.

You and the rest of the Earth's forces fought your hardest while Bulma continued to try to make contact with Whis to get Goku and Vegeta here quickly to aid the fight. You were all able to team up when you could but these guys weren't as stupid as you hoped and found ways to keep you all separated and outnumbered 10 to 1.

Being a woman at least gave you some advantage at the start as the cocky bunch of Frieza Force soldiers didn't think to take you seriously, but enough of them saw you rip through a number of their men to start getting the idea that you weren't some pushover earthling. The lot of them being a batch of chumps didn't dwindle their numbers in your favor, there were many more of them than there were earthlings. Collectively, all your allies' strengths were wearing down as well as your own and you started to get anxious about Goku's arrival.

It's Frieza you need to really be concerned with as he boasts about his vengeance over your husband. Yet rather than try to find Goku, he wants to watch you all get slaughtered for his entertainment while he waits for the saiyan to show up. This situation was going to be a massacre without Goku if it goes on any longer like this. You had to start looking into other options with no telling when the two saiyans would arrive. Even your faith in your boys' strength was shaken watching them fight—struggle unprepared for the fight for their home— as a consequence of being the sons of Goku. It was not fair, and you wouldn't forgive yourself if they died sharing the battlefield with you because of this.

As long as Frieza was willing to wait, you could try to stall some more but who knows how much longer that would be. If he was really as strong as everyone else feared, then he should be the intended target instead of this battle fodder he keeps sending out. Your focus needed to be narrowed on cutting off the head of this nasty beast to end it or at the very least buy Goku and Vegeta some more time to get here. Frieza couldn't be so strong as to withstand three super saiyans, a super namekian, and a few trained humans if Goku at his first super saiyan level was more than enough to overpower him before. And yet, the aura coming from him behind the hoard of minions set a frightful chill down your spine. It's the power he's not showing that rattles you, yet fear cannot hold you down here. If you can all muster up the strength to attack together, then you are certain you all need to share a single target.

"Hey, Frieza!" You shouted out suddenly, stilling your trembles with clenched fists and wearing a smug grin to mask your anxiousness. "You really brought your whole army to watch Goku send you off with your tail between your legs again? Was the first time not enough?" Your voice carried across the hoard of minions and while they paused, only a few actively turned to look for a response from the tyrant. "-Look at you, just floating there in your little egg carrier. How cute. My son had one when he was a toddler, too. Kinda hard to take you seriously in that thing."

"Mom, what are you doing?!"

"Mom don't!"

The two half-saiyans called out for you to back down. You know full well the difference in your strengths, but you can't keep letting everyone be outnumbered and worn out. In the worst-case scenario, Frieza simply commands the remaining masses to target you and opens himself up to everyone else to attack if they can shake that lanky alien elite. But if there was a way to get Frieza down here then your plan wouldn't be in vain.

Hovering over to a high peak of a cliff, you placed your hands on your hips and called out again. "No one here's that afraid of you, ya know! That's right, I said it! You're old news! I wouldn't waste your time throwing these chumps at us if you were really as tough as you claim. Goku beat you once and he'll wipe the floor with you again if we don't do it first!" In between your jeering at the space tyrant, you were able to share your idea with Piccolo through his telepathy, who was able to fill everyone else in and openly discouraged you from further antagonizing Frieza. Perhaps you overlooked the possibility of him just outright destroying the planet instead of being patient with you all.

You succeeded in at least ceasing that horrid laugh of his, his beady red eyes narrowing down upon you with a thoughtful finger at his chin. "Well, it seems one of the earthlings has finally lost their sanity to their fear, how unfortunate. You think you can match the power of a super saiyan and best Lord Frieza, do you?" The lop-sided smirk rose back on Frieza's dark lips, a musing finger directed towards you as he continued to humor you. "And did I hear correctly, the child of Goku referred to as his mother- You are that simian's mate, I take it. Why am I not surprised."

"I am." You confidently answered. Your heart frightfully pounded in your chest but you couldn't stop yourself now. Either he takes the bait or you really opened your mouth where you shouldn't.

But your prayers were answered. In a flash, you felt two ki signatures fill the space around you, and Goku and Vegeta had arrived just in the knick of time with the Instant Transmission technique. You were filled with relief when you turned at the sight of them, smiling with joy at the taller saiyan.

"Goku!" You shouted, waving him down. His power felt stronger than the last time you saw him. In the shock of this assault on earth, you could easily forget it had been months since you-

...Oh? There was a rush of heat shot through your back and out the left side of your chest. You lower your eyes to see the thin beam of energy disperse as it completed its passage through your body. Blood spurted from your chest and rushed up your throat causing you to stumble forward. It was so fast; you weren't able to sense it coming your way or even when he charged it up to fire at you. But its damage was clear. It went through your heart. Pain filled in the opened hole once the initial shock wore off. You swayed on your feet again, your weight pulling you backward, over and off the cliff with the distant sight of Goku making his way to you. You opened your mouth to call out for him again but it felt slow leaving your lips, almost soundless. You hear the muffled sounds of your family crying out to you with a warm ringing in your ears and the edge of your vision blurring as you sank down the high cliff side, your body picking up speed in its limp drop.

"Haha! How delightful, and not a moment too soon! It couldn't have been timed more perfectly! You've come just in time, saiyan! Any longer and I would have abandoned my patience altogether to do away with that mouthy one, but it was worth the wait after all!" Frieza's hearty laugh returned overhead.

Goku had already dove off the edge after you, catching a senzu bean thrown his way, as he flew down to increase his speed towards you. Your fingers weakly grasped at the air to reach out for him before your eyes fell shut completely. He altered to his Instant Transmission to close the gap between you and grasped you against his chest once in range, but when he caught you...

He felt it. The last of your life energy disappeared from your body. Your limp weight in his arms caused a soft, trembling "no" to escape on his breath. Goku stopped in the air and looked you over, eyes frantically jumping between your bloody chest and still face. With the senzu bean tucked against his palm, he checked you for a pulse- Even a faint one was better than nothing, and sadly nothing was all he was answered with. "(Y/n)!" Goku uttered in a panic, shaking your body enough to disturb a deep sleep. "Wake up... Answer me- Wake up!" The saiyan begged with a lump in his throat, urging for the opposite of what his senses had already told him.

He can hear Gohan and Goten over the top of the cliff calling down to him just as worried, joined by Krillin and Piccolo.

Frieza's impish grin shined, his laugh filling the atmosphere. "Look as the mighty saiyan Goku fails once again to save yet another cherished companion. It couldn't be more adequate to see the very moment you witnessed her fall" The tyrant hovered through the parting masses of his army to the front lines. "How does it feel monkey, to once again be helpless in the wake of the mighty Lord Frieza? Does it make you angry? Are you going to turn gold and scream at me?" He goaded.

Goku was still shocked, he couldn't believe what he just witnessed. Not you, anything but this. But you're gone. Just gone- No goodbye, no cushioning the blow. Your voice and smile so suddenly silenced, taken away from him, your sons, and friends and he couldn't stop it. He doesn't know how or why Frieza was here but it was the least concerning detail compared to what he was going to do to him. He was sending that monster back to hell for good. With a furrowed brow and clenched jaw, Goku held his face against yours, hands shaking as he cradled you against him rising from the cliffside.

"I-I'm sorry, (Y/n)..." He uttered lowly to your body, voice reflecting his awakened fury and broken sorrow. "Damn that Frieza. He'll pay for this. I'll...I'll make him suffer!" He slowly lifts his head from you and places a soft kiss to your forehead, whispering a final promise. "The second this is all over, I'll use the dragon balls to bring you back to us I swear it."

A fleeting whisper crosses his thoughts, leaving hope to coddle his ire.

'I believe in you, Goku. When you kick his ass, don't keep me waiting long on the other side.'

[earmo-imni]

Just read your fic!!! ❤️💛❤️ here’s a meme ficlet. As a treat.

Meliodas technically earning his title of traitor the same way he technically earned his title of commandment of love is so funny to me

The Demon King: *cursing Meliodas and Elizabeth* this should teach you to defy ME your MAKER your KING and then double down on it when I show you the pointlessness and utter foolishness of your rebellion like some sort of slobbering lap dog

Meliodas, wandering the human kingdoms: *commits treason with an Elizabeth*

DK: wh. What.

Meliodas: *commits treason with an Elizabeth*

DK: no.

Meliodas: *commits an even more elaborate and audacious treason with an Elizabeth*

DK: you cannot keep this up. This coping mechanism of yours is not only straight bonkers but as hopeless as you standing against me

Meliodas: *commits treason by himself* *commits treason* *commits-*

The Demon King: I fucking. If I had made you piety instead would you have still done this. Do I even want to know what is going on in your brain

DK: at least I have one sane son. Zeldris?

Zeldris, who has been technically commiting treason by being his own person since childhood:

DK: ...Zeldris? What do you have there?

Zel: uh...

Gelda: :3

DK: that can be fixed.

DK: wait...

DK: child of mine. Faithful servant. Harbringer of death. what are THOSE

Zel: ... dreams of a peaceful demon realm..?

DK:

DK: ...

Zeldris: it's okay. Don't try to pretend you understand what autonomy and human rights are. We all know you don't. And yes I talked to my people about that.

DK: how dare you. I understand exactly. what I don't understand, is how you're so stupid you think your sleep habits have anything to do with this

Zeldris:

DK: whatever you're going through that's making you...think... I'm sure it's all in your head. Just a little juvenile sickness. A bit more weakness to stamp out. Just explain and I can clear it all up for you.

Zeldris, exasperated: I was having ideas without your explicit permission. Something that norm-

DK: UNDER MY ROOF??? Well, I suppose I should have expected that from someone like you, but why are you disobeying me right now?

Zel: vague passive aggressive guesturing

DK: come now. You won't think your little rebellion could possibly be coming from some rational place in your mind, do you?

Zeldris: no father. We all know treason grows from the ass, not from deliberate choices influenced by past experiences. where the hell did you think Meliodas got his treasonous thoughts from. You, dumbass! FROM LIVING HERE WITH YOU!

Meliodas, actively commiting more treason: sup little bro

Zeldris: traITOR

Zeldris: omg why are you... w h y...Okay it doesn't matter just stay away from me we all know you only care about peace and Elizabeth

Meliodas:

Zeldris: 👀...U...unless...?

Zeldris: hey... COME TO THE DEMON REALM SOMETIME. TO HELP REBUILD THE CASTLE AND THE CITY. Okay bye brother see you later

The DK, watching them from hell: FORGIVENESS?? forgiveness is for chumps literally what are you doing. Treason this is so much treason

Bonus!

- Zeldris and Meliodas, drinking tea in the demon realm -

Meliodas: I like the new throne chairs you picked, very nice

Zeldris: I'm surprised you didn't throw yourself onto them the first time you saw them

Meliodas: that would be disrespectful. Now as for father’s throne I vote we throw it out into the wilderness and make it a tourist trap

Zeldris: a what

Meliodas: for lovers

Zeldris: whut

Meliodas: come on. The symbolism. You know what I'm talking about

Zeldris. Of course but I'm surprised you have the... The energy to conceive of that. What with the infant and all. I figured you would be... Half dead that's why I invited you over here for so long. You look very alive though

Zeldris: also the baby is right there

Tristian, who was of course brought along for the first couple hours of this visit bc yes and also it will be easier for Ellie to pry their son out of his arms this way: :D

Zeldris: aren't you going to like. Tone it down when you're around him

Meliodas: nah

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Hope you enjoyed! Have a great day!

Lmaooooooooooo this is great, I love it. As horrifying as it is to consider the possibility that just being your own person might be considered treason under the Demon King, it does make for some very funny jokes.

Also thanks to this I am actively coming up with possible ideas for a “Five Times Meliodas Committed Treason and One Time He Didn’t,” which is probably going to turn out angstier than the title would suggest.

So far I’ve got:

A Robin Hood-esque situation where Elizabeth Number ?? is the Robin Hood figure and Meliodas is the sidekick supporting her and her band of merry men rogues in her quest to overthrow the king and save the common folk (featuring Meliodas getting captured and almost hung before Elizabeth saves him, both of them getting captured and actually hung, or both)

Literally Just Dishonored (basically: Meliodas as the bodyguard of an empress and her daughter (Elizabeth); empress gets assassinated, her daughter kidnapped, and Meliodas gets accused of treason and thrown in prison. Eventually he escapes and proceeds to rescue little Elizabeth, bring down the people responsible for everything (thus debatably committing actual treason), and restore Elizabeth to the throne. Or she dies again for some reason.

…She’s probably going to die in most of these, isn’t she.

At least there would be cute platonic Melizabeth feat: baby Elizabeth?)

The story of Diarmuid and Grainne but it’s Meliodas and Elizabeth instead (iirc: Diarmuid was one of the greatest of an ancient Irish king’s warriors, but was too beautiful for his own good, as the king’s fiancée, Grainne, fell in love with him. Diarmuid and Grainne run away for the sake of love and go into hiding, pursued by the rest of the king’s warriors. Grainne gets pregnant only for Diarmuid to die protecting her from a wild boar and also because his friend and leader of the king’s warriors refuses to betray his king by helping Diarmuid). I’m not entirely sure this counts as treason, but like. It could. Also not sure how I feel about Elizabeth getting pregnant prior to her curse getting broken. Or how to avoid this ending in a demon-goddess hybrid baby several centuries too early.

OOH WHAT ABOUT PIRATE MELIZABETH! Okay, so Meliodas is a ship captain turned privateer, tasked by the queen of such and such kingdom with fighting off pirates. Meliodas goes after the most famous one of them all, only to discover it’s Elizabeth! He then betrays the kingdom to join her. This probably also ends in both of them getting executed, just for piracy this time.

…Okay, I’ve actually checked the definition of treason now, and I don’t think the Diarmuid and Grainne idea would count as treason, but the other three probably would.

You know what would be really funny? The Sins/Zeldris/both somehow hearing all these stories about ancient traitors, figuring out that they were all Meliodas/Meliodas+Elizabeth, and just going up to him and going “What the fuck”

Anyway if you have any ideas (that you would be willing to let me use) or thoughts on my ideas, please do let me know! This is fun hehe

[peachmangopie323]

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Chapter 10: Just Like You

Kirby SST!

Long before the Dreamland we know today, the time where Kirby was still off to deal with Nightmare,

A young and small Waddle Dee with a fighting spirit stood in his feet.

In Castle Dedede, children are tasked to do simple chores while adults handle guarding and harder labor, this child however, refused listen to what the adults had to say and stayed on his post with a spear on his hand.

One day, the King was walking through the halls and saw the said Dee and immediately approached him.

The tiny Dee tried to sit still but his hand were shaking as the King was about to take a closer look.

"What's the little one doin here?"

The king asked a guard.

"Well it seems like he wants to be a guard your majesty, he won't listen to us when I tell him to give us the weapon!"

"Hmmm so you're a lil tough guy huh?" He looks closer,

The tiny Dee's heart raced, he doesn't know what to do, there's a chance that he could get punished for not doing what he's supposed to do-

"Welp Little Dee here has a passion for being a royal guard, maybe teach him the ropes will ya? Maybe he'd grow up to be my finest warrior who knows." He chuckles as he gives the

little one's head a pat.

The tiny dee's eyes widen, his eyes were almost tearing up, the King's approval is all he needed, from that day, he vowed to be strong, to defend King Dedede, to be his right hand man. He began to idolize his king, he trained and worked hard to get where he is today.

At the age of 14 he is now one of Dreamland's greatest defenders, He's almost like Dedede's own son, isn't that his long dreamed happy ending?

"When I grow up I want to be just like you Your Majesty!" Said the optimistic bandana dee.

Bandana Dee started his day like normal, he noticed his head felt a bit more heavy than usual, maybe he was just hungry.

An hour passed and he felt his stomach hurt, he has felt worse so he also shrugged that off.

Another hour passes and the stomach pain got really worse, he finally decided to ask for help.

"M...miss my stomach hurts..do you have some kind of medicine for it?"

"Oh! sir Bandana Dee! Let's get you to your room.." The servant girl noticed how the poor boy looked pale, she immediately told the other servants to prepare hot water.

"W-what's going on with me?" Bandee asked.

"Everything will be alright, this is happens to everyone, just sit still and I'll try to ease the pain."

"Okay.."

Around that time Kirby and Sailor were off to another trip, sailor is really taking advantage of her vacation, she managed to cheer Kirby up somehow by giving him as many food as she can make!

"I'm sorry if this comes off as weird but.." Sailor asked, she had been observing the little pink boy inhale mountains of food.

"Yes miss Sailor?"

"Do youuu..digest things? Or food just disappear once you swallow something?"

"I don't know... but what I know is, I could eat as much as I can without getting full, I guess if everyone has the opportunity to not get full they'd sure eat alot!"

"Good point."

Somewhere near to where Sailor and Kirby were, a group of soccer players gathered to their meeting place waiting for their captain,

"It's 12:04 pm and captain bandee isn't here! He's never late! What do we do??"

"Maybe we should call him to check if he's alright?"

"Let's visit him!"

The players nodded and agreed until Marx appeared on their back.

"Its no need, he's not coming today because of some stomach ache, is it really a big deal if that chump doesn't show up?"

"Stomach ache?"

"How did you know?"

"Of course it's a big deal! He tells us what to do!"

"Without a leader we won't be able to practice!"

The team chattered

"Well shit I survived crashing into a planet sized galactic nova and absorbed it's powers and YOU'RE wondering how I know what happened to some fragile loser." Marx rolled his eyes and sighed.

"I'll be your captain only for today only because I'm bored."

"Eww! You're just going to sabotage us!"

"Well it's either me or nobody" Marx crosses his arms.

"..."

"I'll make sure we would win without that Banana Dee whatever his name is, are you with me?" He exclaimed, maybe teaching a couple of kids some tricks would keep him occupied, it's like he has anything to do as long as he can't decrypt any of the spells.

The team had no choice but to follow Marx,

"Well, the popstar soccer team doesn't miss on new opportunities yeah?"

"I think this is for the best.."

Sailor and Kirby rests beside a tree and told each other stories.

"Miss Sailor, is liking girly stuff...bad?"

"What? No, who told you that?"

"No one in particular..."

"Then why?"

"I don't know why I feel shame about liking girly and cutesy things even if it's nothing to be ashamed of.."

"Kirby...don't listen to anyone that tells you you should feel that way just because you're a boy.." Sailor looked at him with eyes full of concern

"You're kind of like my big sister and all...do you experience something close to that?"

"Not really, but I know how it's like to have to hide who you are you know?... mainly when I was a young girl being a sailor isn't a feminine job I had to pretend like a lad my whole time at the sea.."

"What?"

"Captain Vul recommend me a job to the Halberd and I had to tell him that I'm a girl because it gets harder to hide it when you grow up."

"Does it even matter?"

"Jee, I know right? I can't believe I had to persuade them to accept me and now I'm the crew member who takes the most jobs!" She scoffs resting her chin onto her palm.

☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ*.✧Flashback--

"See young lady as much as your skill sets are promising I can't promise you'd get accepted. How about...keep that act for a bit longer?"

"But I'm 17 there's no way-"

Captain Vul interrupts, stuffing her short growing hair under her hat.

"You look convincing if you just tuck all your hair on that cap, I'll do the talking."

"Okay.."

"Ahem." Captain vul called everyone's attention.

"We have a sailor boy who wants to work as our assistant."

Sailor Dee was nervous.

"He looks a bit short, and skinny for someone his age..." The crew speculated.

"You're a girl aren't you?"

Axe knight said jokingly, he didn't think he was actually right.

Captain Vul and Sailors expressions dropped, their silence and shock only meant she is.

"Wait for real? That would be a problem since we don't need more damsels to protect- ow!" Captain Vul hit axe knight's head as he completely foiled his plan.

The crew wasn't really shocked, instead they showed concern for the Sailor.

☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ*.✧

As Sailor continues to blabber, Kirby didn't hear the footsteps approaching him.

"Hey Kirby!"

The two snapped out of the flashback and noticed a grinning Marx infront of them, his hands were in his back as if he was hiding something.

"What do you need Marx?" Kirby's mood immediately dropped

Sailor instinctively grabbed Kirby and backed off, she knew that Marx's assertiveness means he could do harm.

"Why so tensed up? I haven't even moved yet!"

"What's the meaning of this!?" Kirby exclaimed

"My revenge!"

Marx grew his distorted yellow wings and let out a maniacal laughter, he spread a glowing book in his hand and absorbed it's power.

'of course, why haven't I thought of that sooner?' Marx thought to himself.

Kirby shimmied his way out of Sailor's grasps and prepared himself to attack.

"Kirby!!!"

Marx emitted large amounts of power making it a struggle for Kirby to approach him.

"Gg-gahh...I'm..gonna...KILL YOU!!"

Kirby grit his teeth and kicked the floor to pierce againts the wind.

"I'd like to see you try!"

Marx laughed.

As the pink boy almost grabbed Marx's neck mid air, Marx reacted quickly and gave Kirby a super hard kick.

"GGKK-..HH!!

Kirby went flying, he didn't land quite well and broke his arm.

"You really think I'd behave that easily? After I betrayed you? You shouldn't have let me live, you're lame, an idiot!" Marx walked closer to the crawling Kirby.

Kirby was helpless, he wasn't prepared for this battle and he didn't bring any copy essence with him. He panicked, he tried to crawl away only for Marx's wing claws violently grab his leg.

"Now..how should I kill you?"

The jester lifts the poor Kirby's face from the ground by grabbing his hair.

"I want it to be humiliating, to be painful, just like when you threw me like garbage at nova!!" Marx shouted.

Kirby could not speak, he only let out desperate groans in hopes that someone would hear him.

He wanted to cry, he felt like passing out, the pain he is in were numb.

He could only hear his thoughts.

'is this the end?'

'i can't die like this, not in his hands...'

'miss sailor...I hope you ran away far..'

Kirby closed his eyes and accepted defeat.

"OOOMPF-!!" Marx felt a large hard kick to his head, it was strong enough to make him collapse.

As the fog that Marx created fades away, Kirby was able to move he immediately looked for who defeated Marx.

"M-miss Sailor!?"

"Haaaahh...hah..what are you waiting for? Immobilize him while he's still paralyzed!!" Sailor huffed and made sure Marx was completely knocked out.

Kirby was dumbfounded by what he just saw, but he quickly got up and landed a hard hit on the defenseless jester.

"Why don't you just give up on being a bad guy you stupid stupid clown!??" Kirby growled gritting his teeth in anger.

As Kirby was mercilessly putting Marx in his place he had to let out all the bullying Marx had done the past few months,

Sailor then noticed the book Marx had dropped, she immediately picked it up and knew it was the book Meta Knight was talking about before taking off.

She panicked, she had to tell her boss right away!

Sailor removed her hat and hid the book inside, she temporarily removed her mask and took a deep breath as she rests on a tree.

*Beep*

"haahh..hhah..Sir Meta Knight?"

"Sailor? What happened?" Meta Knight quickly replied.

"Ah well, I think you dropped that book with the weird cat face in it.."

"...Pardon?"

"The spell book thing!"

"Right...hmm..could you perhaps read the contents on it?"

"N-no...it's all Halcandrian!"

"Good. That means you've found it. Well done Sailor Dee."

"W-wh-what do I do sir??"

"Just keep it hidden and never reveal or give it to anyone until we get back."

"Leave it to me!"

*Beep*

'If merely absorbing some of this book's power can almost kill Kirby...Who knows what this book could do!?'

Sailor is left with a task she must fulfil, but before that she saw the mangled bloody state Marx is in and decided Kirby had to stop.

"Kirby I think that's enough..."

Kirby's knuckles were soaked in blood, Marx is still very alive but he made sure to rough him up until he learn his lesson.

Kirby wiped the blood on Marx's white shirt and approached Sailor, leaving the jester bleeding in the middle of the fields.

The soccer team continued to repeat the kicks Marx taught them early on but they started to feel like their new captain was gone for too long.

"Marx had been gone for 20 minutes isn't that weird?"

"He probably ditched us"

"I think so too, but let's go look for him."

Our hero and the Sailor were exhausted and decided to go home.

"Hey..you alright? Let's clean you up on the castle. Are you in any pain? I have some healing food in my pocket..." Sailor kneeled infront of Kirby checking for any critical wounds.

"Miss Sailor how did you do that?"

"Like, an axe kick?"

"Like fighting! Knocking people out with a kick!"

"I don't know if I want to go over that but.."

☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ*.✧

"But seriously Captain I don't think Lord Meta Knight would approve of her!"

Sailor pouts.

"She'll serve as our brain for all of you numbskulls are only good for fighting!" The captain rests his palm in his temple and sighed.

"What if you all just teach her self defense huh? Will that suffice?"

"That's not part of the job description!" Sailor whined.

"If you're a man yeah." Sword responds

"What different does it make!?" Sailor glared at sword knight.

"Let's be honest here you look like the character that always gets kidnapped to lure us on an enemy base!"

Sailor's dark and dead eyes pierced directly at the knight, she's starting to want to accept the training just to beat them all up.

"She's the smartest lackey we've got! The sailors left in the dock only knew how to fish and untie sails!" Vul testimonies.

The crew takes on good look on Sailor Dee once again.

"Okay...lady, as long as you acknowledge that you might die, you really have to learn to fight if you want to work for us!"

"....fine" she replied with a bit of salt.

"We could even teach you! Right knights?"

"It don't sound half bad!"

"Well then, Miss Sailor Dee, welcome to the Halberd."

Shortly after Sailor Dee had a meeting with the Meta Knight himself, he read her resume from top to bottom and she filled every requirement needed for the job. She was accepted right away!

☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ*.✧

"I had months of training alongside doing my actual work, it was so exhausting and thank god it's over a decade ago."

"Just because you're a girl?"

"Yes but heeeyy the training paid off somehow, I wouldn't have saved you if I couldn't fight! It's all good."

"Do you...do you have a reason to work under Meta Knight?" He wondered, it isn't normal to just overwork oneself that willingly.

"At first it was just all for the salary and how cool sounding the job was, I mean, working on a full battleship and for a very popular guy? It was a big opportunity!" Sailor was also too young and naive to reject or pass on Captain Vul's offer, she didn't want to live in the fishy smelling coast forever.

"But now, I realized our crew members aren't just barbaric drunkards but chivalrous people that risks their life for their planet, and that motivates me to help save the world and help heroes like you!"

Sailor gave him a big bright smile giving some inspiration and hope to the boy's eyes.

Kirby admired his optimistic friend, he gave sailor a hug as they walk back to the castle.

"Thank you for saving my life." He smiles as the sunset's reflection glistens in his eyes.

☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ*.✧ about 2 hours later.

"That's not a very funny joke! That is not true...no..!"

Kirby heard cries on the hallways.

*Door slams shut*

"Ughh..no...noooo..."

Kirby followed the noise to find Bandana Dee curled into a ball, he was breaking down, to which Kirby immediately asked.

"What's the matter??"

"I..i-...i don't want to talk about it yet..*sniffles*...let me be.. please.."

"I can't just leave you like this bandee...I'll be here when you need me." Kirby comforted.

The orange haired boy continued to sob as Kirby pat his back.

"Do you need water?"

"no I'm..I'm fine.."

He finally calmed down, took a deep breath and looked at Kirby with helpless and tired eyes.

It made Kirby even more concerned.

Bandana Dee took a deep breath and leaned on a wall,

"What's the matter?"

"Its..it's that..I will never be who I always dreamed to be when I grow up." He takes rapid breaths

"Like what?"

"To be a man!"

"Are you gonna die??"

"No!! I was bleeding even though I wasn't hurt, even they were shocked to find out I was actually a girl!" Bandana wiped his face in frustration, he didn't want to believe what was happening.

"Bandana.."

"I haven't seen anyone's parts all of my life how was i supposed to know right!?"

"Like..god...all that I ever dreamed about is that one day I would be big that i would have a beard! Its all gone.."

His voice cracks.

"H-hey that's alright...no one is stopping you from still being you!"

"Not when I start looking like a girl, one day everyone will know and they'd start treating me differently!...what if King Dedede finds out? What would he think? Am I going to get abandoned??"

Bandana grabbed Kirby's shoulder and shaked him out of panic.

"No wonder my voice never changes unlike boys my age, I wasn't even a boy after all!!" Tears gushed down his face.

"H-hey...there's nothing wrong with being a girl-" Kirby mumbled.

"I-It changes everything! You won't understand since you'd still look the same until I die!"

"..."

"..."

"D...don't say that.." Kirby felt hurt.

"I don't want this body I don't want to live like this! Im jealous of you Kirby! Of your power and your popularity and that you're a real boy!" Bandana ranted as he slams his fist on the cement floor weeping.

Kirby stood up and pats his orange hair.

"Bandana...I really get the feeling of how you're doomed to live the future you don't want." Kirby, with all of his power left tried not to cry, but tears kept gushing in, his shaking hand strokes his brothers orange hair in attempt to calm him down. He doesn't want to hear him spout more of such stupid words.

"The future I'll live is that I will witness all of my loved ones die...I will witness...you..die.." Kirby's voice was breaking apart.

Bandana heavily breathes as he wipes his tears.

"You don't know how afraid I am that one day all of you will just slip through my fingers and I could do nothing about it! And do you really think I want to be me? How I'm always the one to step up on every single disaster just because I have powers I didn't ask for!!" Kirby cried.

The atmosphere felt heavier , they both have their own fears, their own consequences that they'll have to deal with the rest of their life. Bandana didn't mean to hurt Kirby at all, for a moment he wished he could be young for very long and capable as Kirby, but as he watches his pink brother burst in tears no one would like to have a future destined to watch everything you love gone, to watch everything die. Kirby would stop valuing friends in the next thousand years, all of them will be just another lifespan he would barely age through.

Bandana realizes his mistake, his little brother needs him, Bandana has never felt strong emotions like these before, he hates it.

He took a deep breath, they could only think rationally when they're calm.

He apologized.

"I'm..I'm so sorry Kirby, my mind was in shambles I didn't think of what I said.." bandana Dee hugged the little one and sobbed. "It was stupid of me to get jealous of you. I'm sorry for making you cry."

He embrace him tighter.

".....it's..its..okay...don't worry! You know..You're the best brother I could ask for Bandana Dee, and always will be..." Kirby sniffled and hugged back, Kirby isn't okay but he really just wants the situation to be over.

"You too man...you too.."

Bandana Dee and Kirby wiped their tears and stood up, they cheered each other up, everything will be okay. As long as they have their family and friends healthy and alive, they would live those times to the fullest.

With their eyes worn out of crying, it did take them a while to get over it together, a hefty amount of junk food from Bandana's secret snack stash definitely helped their nerves out.

"There should be some sort of magic spell out there to change your body." Kirby suggested.

"It could make me look worse, I don't really trust magic.."

"We'll find a way soon nuff!"

"Of course!"

"When do well tell King dedede? Or do we? It's really up to you..."

"I want to get it off my chest now, after all it's him who I trust the most!"

"Alright!"

The two held hands and entered the throne room, Kirby felt Bandanas hand get colder and shiver, he gave him a big ol pat and told him it will be alright.

"Well if it isn't Bandana Dee!" The king greeted.

"Your majesty!!...I uhh..I want to tell you something...it's uhm.." he stuttered.

⭐ Notes ⭐

Kirby says trans rights

Next Chapter

[manygalaxiesinone]

Disgaea 7 DLC Episode: Devil May Cry

Part 1: Dante, Stylish Son of Sparda

-BANG!!!-

Blue styled demon: "There goes our next lead..."

Younger demon: "You sure these weapons exist? We've been wandering around for ages and didn't get a single clue about them."

Red styled demon: "I told you before, I'm not 100% certain, but with that cash offering, it's worth checking out. Besides, you two decided to tag along on your own."

Blue styled demon: "If these infernal weapons are real, then they could be rather useful. I'm not letting you sneak away with an upper hand, Dante."

Younger demon: "And if I left you two alone together, you'd just spend the whole time killing each other."

Dante: "Hey, there's more to us than just our friendly competition."

Younger demon: "Could've fooled me."

Blue styled demon: "To be fair, the fact that we're both still alive speaks volumes."

Younger demon: "Yeah, says the guy that died at least once."

Dante: "Damn Vergil, from your own-"

Vergil: "Zip it, Dante."

Male fighter: *cough* *cough*

Vergil: "Oh, looks like he survived somehow."

Dante: "I know I didn't hit any vitals, but I didn't think he'd come back that fast."

Younger demon: "Didn't hit any vitals? You mean you weren't actually killing those leads this whole time?"

Dante: "Well, not ALL of them. Only the ones who really wanted us dead."

Male fighter: "W-Wait! I-I know where you can find an infernal weapon!"

Vergil: "Is that so? Say your peace while you can." Summons an energy blade. "I'm not as merciful as my brother here."

Male fighter: "J-Just look for a man named Fuji! He has one and he's going around collecting the others too!"

Dante: "Ooh, sounds like we got some competition."

Younger demon: "For a man that needs this money to keep the toilets flushing and the pizza coming this month, you're surprisingly chill about all this."

Dante: "I told you before Nero, a job's no fun without the right motivation."

Vergil: "That's MY line."

Dante: "Alright, this place is pretty big, so I say we split up for now and cover more ground. Meet back up with ya later." Jumps through a window."

Nero: "Why couldn't he just use the door?"

Vergil: "..."

-later...-

Pirilika: "Okay, I think that covers it."

Fuji: "Finally. I thought this shopping spree was never going to end. The hell do you need all this batter for anyway, Piriko?"

Pirilika: "I told you, I need to practice making my fluffy wuffy fluffcakes! Perfecting these has always been one of my lifelong goals, and I won't give up and until they're as good as my father's!"

Fuji: "Is this really something that's lifelong goal worthy?"

Pirilika: "Well, it is to me, Fuji!"

Dante: "Oh, you you're Fuji? Guess it didn't take long to look for ya."

Fuji: "Great, and who the hell are you?"

Dante: "Name's Dante. Nothing personal, but I'm going to need that infernal weapon of yours."

Fuji: "Another hunter, eh? Stand back, Piriko. I'll make this nice and quick!"

Part 2: Vergil, the Approaching Storm

Pirilika: "Fuji, are you okay? What happened to making it quick?"

Fuji: "Don't look at me! This guy keeps getting back up no matter how many times I cut him! He ain't like those other chumps that went after us!"

Dante: "Gotta say, I'm having a ball right now." Aims his guns at Fuji "As much as I want to keep the fun going, I can't have my client waiting too long, so do us both a favor and drop the sword nice and easy."

Fuji: "Damn, this isn't looking good right now."

Pirilika: "Fuji, I got an idea. When I say now, we leave."

Fuji: "Do you not see the guns, Piriko? How do you expect me to-"

Pirilika: "Just trust me!" Throws a bunch of flower in the air. "NOW!"

Dante uses his rebellion to create a whirlwind to clear the area, only to see that Fuji and Pirilika have escaped.

Dante: "A game of cat and mouse? Can't remember the last time I've played this one." Puts away his weapons. "Hopefully, those other two kittens won't beat me to him."

-later...-

Fuji: "Alright, I'll admit, that's some quick thinking Piriko."

Pirilika: "Right? No need to thank me."

Fuji: "I was going to say that now we have to buy more flour if you want to make more of your pancakes."

Pirilika: "That can wait until later. Right now, I'm just glad we're okay."

Vergil: "Don't count your blessings just yet." -appears from a portal-

Fuji: "Damn, another one? Let me guess, you're after my sword too?"

Vergil: "You catch on quick. Don't think I'll fall for the same trick you used on my foolish brother."

Pirilika: "Brother? You two are brothers?"

Fuji: "Make sense I guess. Aside from your color scheme you both look a lot alike."

Vergil: "Oh, there's a lot more differences than that. Allow me to educate you."

Part 3: Nero, Deadweight no longer

Vergil punches Fuji hard in the chest, sending him back

Fuji: "Agh!"

Pirilika: "F-Fuji!"

Fuji: "I'm fine, Piriko! Don't worry about me! Seriously, don't. You triggering my allergies will only make this worse."

Pirilika: "Well, what am I supposed to do? I can't just let you die!"

Vergil: "You could give up that sword of yours as well as information for the other infernal weapons. That's all we're after. What happens to you after that will be none of my concern."

Fuji: "Damn, tell us how you really feel." *cough* "Anyway, I'm not giving up this sword. At least not until I'm finished with Piriko at least."

Pirilika: "Fuji..."

Fuji: "Don't look at me like that. This is only because I'm under contract!"

Vergil: "Suit yourself..."

Dante: walks in. "There you are little mouse. Looks like you didn't get too far after all."

Vergil: "Leave, Dante. I have this under control."

Dante: "Hey, I was fighting him first, and he booked it before we could finish!"

Vergil: "It's your own fault for letting them escape."

Dante: "You try saying that after getting a bunch of flour in your eye. That stuff stings!"

Vergil: "You wouldn't have to suffer it if you didn't let your guard down."

Fuji: "Yeah... they're brothers alright."

Pirilika: "They look like they're about to fight each other."

Fuji: "Great. That means we can book it while they're fighting. Come on."

Fuji and Pirilika take off.

Fuji: "Whew! I can't believe that worked."

Pirilika: "I guess it's true when they say "when there's siblings, there's chivalry"."

Fuji: "It's "when there's siblings, there's rivalry", Piriko. Anyway, let's hurry back before they realize we took off."

Nero: "For crying out loud, and they called me deadweight." approaches the two of them.

Fuji: "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! ANOTHER ONE?!! JUST HOW MANY OF YOU BROTHERS ARE THERE?!"

Nero: "We're related, but I'm not their brother. This is why I didn't want to leave them alone with each other. Now I'm going to have to pick up the slack here."

Pirilika: "Does this really happen a lot?"

Nero: "Apparently. I'm glad I'm doing the portable business, otherwise I'd come home with a migraine dealing with these two every day. I don't want Kyrie to give up her voice from singing all the time just to calm me down."

Fuji: "Even I can empathize dealing with some thorns in the ass everyday, but we need to get going."

Nero: "Yeah, no. If I let you two walk away right now, I'm never going to hear the end of it."

Fuji: "I had a feeling you'd say that..."

-after the battle...-

Nero: "Heh, that asshole was right. This is fun. It's been a while since I got to dance like this."

Pirilika: "Fuji, are you okay?"

Fuji: "Yeah. Luckily, this guy isn't as strong as the other two, at least not yet. Hey, you don't look like you're from around Hinomoto. Who told you about the infernal weapons?"

Nero: "Sorry pal, Devil May Cry company policy prevents me from spilling that kind of info."

Fuji: "Devil May Cry?! Tch, no wonder I'm having such a hard time!"

Pirilika: "You know about them Fuji?"

Fuji: "They're a famous devil hunting company from an alternate human world. Be it grim reaper or overlord, they'll take any job for the right price. Never imagined someone would pay them to set foot in Hinomoto."

Nero: "It's crazy how famous the shop is, yet Dante can barely afford to keep the lights on."

Pirilika: "So you guys are devil hunting mercenaries and someone paid you to look for the infernal weapons. In that case, how about we make a deal?"

Nero: "Sorry, I'm flattered, but I'm happily taken."

Pirilika: "I don't mean a date! Just hear me out."

-later...-

Dante and Vergil are fighting... again.

Vergil: "You just had to let him get away again!"

-clash!-

Dante: "You're the one that said "not to let your guard down"!"

-clang!- -clash!-

Pirilika: "They've been going at it this whole time?"

Nero: "They would've started earlier if I wasn't here."

Fuji: "What, you their peacekeeper or something, Nero?"

Nero: "You could say that." transforms, flies up and punches Dante and Vergil, stopping their fight.

Dante: "Ach, damn, did you really have to hit the same spot as last time?"

Nero: "Will you idiots shut up for a moment? I got Fuji here."

Vergil: "You managed to corner him after all? Impressive."

Nero: "Well, yes and no. They're looking to negotiate."

Vergil: "Negotiate?"

Nero: "Yeah, turns out this kid right here is a rich CEO and wants to out pay our client."

Pirilika: "That's right! You're looking at the head of Tempoora right here. Nero said you're in charge of Devil May Cry, right?"

Dante: "Damn right, founder and owner."

Vergil: "Last I recall, you gave the deed to the shop to Morrison."

Dante: "H-He's holding onto it for safe keeping."

Pirilika: "Okay, so Fuji and I are traveling around to find the infernal weapons as well and deal with Hinomoto's Shogunate, so I think it would be easier if we all worked together to find them instead of getting in each other's way."

Dante: "I hear ya, but we've already been offered over 1 million big ones to find these things. We can't just turn something like that down."

Pirilika: "In that case, if you help out, I'll pay each of you as much money Fuji needs to pay off his debt."

Fuji: "Did you really have to say it like that, Piriko?"

Pirilika: "I thought saying it nicer would trigger an allergic reaction."

Fuji: "...For once, I don't have an argument there."

Vergil: "And pray tell, what exactly is your debt, Fuji?"

Fuji: "Right now, I'm sitting at over... 10 million."

Nero: "Means we'll make 30 million in total if we switch clients."

Dante: "Woo! Now that's what I call a "jackpot"! For a kid, you sure know how to drive a bargain."

Pirilika: "Hehe. I'm not a CEO for nothing. Plus, you all can stay with us on our ship until our job's done, with your own rooms of course."

Nero: "Great, because I'll be damned if I have to share a room."

Vergil: "My thoughts exactly."

Dante: "What's wrong with splitting some space?"

Nero & Vergil: "Sleep!"

Dante: "Hey easy, I don't snore up a storm, do I?"

Vergil: "I know you used to back when we were children."

Nero: "You also play your music too damn loud when we're NOT fighting. At least wear some headphones, like me."

Fuji: "Piriko, make sure his room is far away from mine."

Dante: "I'm feeling personally attacked right now."

Pirilika: "So, do we have a deal?"

Dante: "Yeah, I'm in, kid. Just let me call Morrison real quick and tell him there's been a change of plans."

Fuji: "Think your client will be upset at Morrison once they hear the news?"

Dante: "He's got 2 of the strongest women I know with him back at the shop. He'll be fine."

[dadswithipads]

Live reacting to fbacc

Chimp Chomp chumps/ precious Pig

I need to clean my eyes.

Why are they on the roof like I've noticed that but why??

I have this episode on DVD but that's okay. This line??

NO KYLE!! Boog is like 20 or something and hes doing this lmao. Awww omg!! That pale comment. Fanboy why? E sports before E sports. Love how they had to just copy and paste that line over and over again cuz they didn't have enough models. Lenny. My son.

The. The third hand?? "yo loser-" I OPENLY CACKLED AT LENNY'S LAUGH OML.

The goat show. Obviously.

I know it's consistent that chum chum has a safe on him but like, why? He could just go into the school lmao. Hip hop music is related to Fanboy is that his favorite?

THE MAID ?!?!??!?!

HE SMACKED HIM AWAY LMAO. Fanboy, my beloved, cunning son.

Aqwww. They actually look so terrified.

Poor lenny. Lmao he moved immediately.

"hEHE. That movie was BAD. SHAMON!" DJDJDUJEJSJJS.

The sad slap fight.

------- Precious Pig------

Can I just say that I love the title cards.

HIS HAIR FLEW AWAY FOR A SECOND. why is the pig just..AT the school? Where is Kyle??

Youtube before youtube. Aaw that's xute. THE SIX BOTTLES WHYY.

That is a beaver NOT a chipmunk. Ok a bear and tiger. Why?? Awww youtube parody. That reminds me of how this kid farted when we were taking the state test today😭.

Fanboy. He is my son.

What. Does she have a thing of ham?? FOR THE PIG?? YOU.

Aww my son. "Everyones mad at me😞.

HI KYLE😁". LMAO. Fankyke.

Wtf. Are they worshiping the pig??? And hes evil. Dramatic gay son. My mind on the daily. Just 😡😃😡😃.

W ha t. Idk what's even happening lmao. Pigman. BRO. JUST LET THE KIDS D!€!?!?!

Hell yeah electric guitar. I prob watched this episode on Nick at some point I mean-. Ok then. Lmao.

[siixkiing]

Raimundo was momentarily speechless, observing from the sidelines, knowing perfectly well the golden simian was capable of handling himself. Although, witnessing the indignation from said golden simian, essentially pummeling the chumps threatening to harm him and his family, has gotten Raimundo reasonably concerned. And with that, he exhaled and approached Wukong, sitting beside him and meditating himself. He was uncertain of what to say, on how to be there for him, but... he wanted Wukong to know he's not alone. /here's a wind dragon here to comfort him ;w;

"..."

Rhythmic breathing is what greets the young monk when he finally approaches the Great Sage. The golden simian is doing his best to quell the storm that had been brewing and swelling inside him — memories bubbling to life. It had taken a great amount of effort on his part not to just plunge over that abyss and unleash the fury onto the being that had provoked him in such a manner.

Focusing instead now to calm his mind and soul, to cleanse such thoughts from him. It would be too easy to let himself go into that mindset — so easy to finally break and give the world the monster they made him out to be. BUT he had people to care for, had things he cared about. He couldn't break, he had to be strong for them.

Raimundo's presence not escaping his notice as he sat down beside the meditating Monkey King. Words were not needed, just him being there — one he cared for like his own son was enough.

"Hopefully, this isn't TOO boring for you — "

" — thank kiddo."

Teasing softly with that genuine playful laughter before a soft smile broke across his face. The dragon of air didn't need to say anything, just sitting here with him was enough. He'd have to make it up to him after this.

[drwilfredwaterson]

Earthquakes in Various Places: April 3rd, 2024: The Anniversary of Jesus Christ's Crucifiction: Arcadia, Oklahoma. For All Who Thirst and All Who Keep Watch: Our Father Has Returned and Is Sure That We Will Be Saved. Our Father Will Win.

The 2024 Post-Easter Weekend Sabbath - Another Friday night to Saturday night of Christian free will choices is officially on the books. Some Christian Perspective and Reasons to Easily Switch Back to the Sacred Salvation Sabbath of Jesus Christ. Part 2/3.

Earthquake: 2024-04-04 03:33:20 GMT+2 Jerusalem, Israel, 2024-04-03 20:33:20 CDT Local Time Arcadia, Oklahoma (approximately 85 minutes, 20 seconds (5120 seconds) after the Lincoln, Montana post at 8:08 PM EDT)

Earthquake: M 2.7 - 5.2 km (3.3 mi) W of Arcadia, Oklahoma (Motto: "Unity - Pride - Commitment")

2024-04-04 01:33:20 (UTC) 35.674°N 97.384°W 1.8 km depth

By Coffee Creek near Redhawk Lane and Thunder Canyon Avenue, Twister Trail, and Whirlwind Way.

In June 1924, fire destroyed most of the business district of Arcadia, Oklahoma. One building, Tuton's Drugstore, survived and is now listed in the National Register of Historic Places. (Wikipedia)

Tuton's Drugstore Intersection of 1st Street and Main Street 201 North Main Street, Arcadia OK 73007 (between Division Street and Odor Street near U.S. Route 66) Arcadia, Oklahoma 35° 39.792′ N, 97° 19.518′ W

35° 39.792′ N

Strong's Concordance #35 abiyyonah: From 'abah; provocative of desire, desire, libido, orgasm; the caperberry (from its stimulative taste). Original Word: אֲבִיּוֹנָה

Strong's Concordance #39 Abimael: "a father is El," father of Mael (apparently some Arab tribe); a son of Joktan, also his descendants Original Word: אֲבִימָאֵל

Strong's Concordance #792 Eshbaal: From 'iysh and Ba'al; man of Baal; a son of Saul Original Word: אַשְׁבַּעַל

My Father loves me because He has returned (Hebrew): אֲבִיּ וֹנָהאֲ בִי מָ אֵ לאַ שְׁבַּ עַל

97° 19.518′ W

Strong's Concordance #97 Eglayim: Dual of 'egel.; a double pond; droplet, bead; a city in Moab Original Word: אֶגְלַיִם

Strong's Concordance #19 ibchah: to turn; brandishing of a sword -- point, slaughter by, or threat of, the sword; diagnosis Original Word: אִבְחָה

Strong's Concordance #518 im: lo, although, hence, if, either, except, neither, nevertheless, nor, since, surely, though, unless, whereas, whether, while, yet Original Word: אִם

I will go to the sea in the motherland (Hebrew): אֶגְ לַ יִםאִ בְ חָ האִם

Matthew 28:1 After the Sabbath, at dawn on the first day of the week, Mary Magdalene and the other Mary went to look at the tomb. Matthew 28:2 Suddenly there was a great earthquake! For an angel of the Lord came down from heaven, rolled aside the stone, and sat on it. Matthew 28:3 His appearance was like lightning, and his clothes were white as snow. Matthew 28:4 The guards were so afraid of him that they shook and became like dead men. Matthew 28:5 The angel said to the women, “Do not be afraid, for I know that you are looking for Jesus, who was crucified. Matthew 28:6 He isn’t here! He is risen from the dead, just as he said would happen. Come, see where his body was lying. Matthew 28:7 And now, go quickly and tell his disciples that he has risen from the dead, and he is going ahead of you to Galilee. You will see him there. Remember what I have told you.”

April 3, 2024: New York Judge Merchan Denied connie j. chump's Attempt To Further Delay the 2016 Election Interference/Stormy Daniels Hush Money Trial. (NBC)

April 3, 2024: Special Counsel Jack Smith Puts Corrupt MAGA Extremist Unjust "judge" aileen cannon On Notice She'll Be Removed From The marred-a-LAME0 Classified Documents Case For Unlawful Conduct. (NBC)

April 4, 2024: No Labels Officially Ended Their Pursuit of "Unity Ticket" Presidential Candidate. (NoLabels.org)

April 4, 2024: Georgia Judge McAfee Denied connie j. chump's Bid To Dismiss the Fani Willis RICO Case Against Him Per Claims of 1st Amendment/Free Speech Rights. (NBC)

April 4, 2024: New York Attorney General Letitia James Seeks Hearing on Knight Insurance's $175 Million Appeal Bond For connie j. chump Due To Questionable Financial and Procedural Irregularities. (NBC)

April 5, 2024: Magnitude 4.8 and 2.0 Earthquakes Near chump national golf club Bedminster, New Jersey

Strong's Concordance #5120 nut: to dangle, shake, to quake -- be moved, be shaken. Original Word: נוּט

Firehouse - Shake and Tumble

Published: February 9, 2017 (40th day) Duration: 3:31 (211 seconds) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EovCtpWVfQ0 EovCtpWVfQ0 (0) EovCtpWVfQ cefopqtvvw 3+5+6+50+60+70+100+700+700+900=2594. 2594+0=2594. 2594+211=2805. 2805+40=2845.

Strong's Concordance #2845 Cheth: From chathath; terror; hat; a son of Canaan and probably ancestor of the Hittites Original Word: חֵת

P!nk - Funhouse (RIP Elvis)

Published: October 25, 2009 (298th day) Duration: 3:07 (187 seconds) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdjtqu3XK4U Jdjtqu3XK4U (J/Jesus, djt/donald j. trump, 3, 4/3 April 33 AD) JdjtquXKU djjkqtuux 4+600+600+10+70+100+200+200+300=2084. 2084+3+4=2091. 2091+187=2278. 2278+298=2576.

Strong's Concordance #2576 Chammoth Dor: From the plural of chammah and Dowr; hot springs of Dor; a Levitical city in Naphtali; mother-in-law Original Word: חַמֹּת דֹּאר

TANAKH (Jewish Publication Society, Hebrew-English) Pages 502 and 503: Joshua 21:32 From the tribe of Naphtali, Kedesh in Galilee--the city of refuge for manslayers--with its pastures, Hammoth-dor with its pastures, and Kartan with its pastures--3 towns.

Aang vs. Ozai 🔥 FULL UNCUT FINAL BATTLE | Avatar the Last Airbender

Published: March 23, 2020 (83rd day) Duration: 13:51 (831 seconds) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXShLPXfWZA kXShLPXfWZA afhklpswxxz 1+6+8+10+20+60+90+900+300+300+500=2195. 2195+831=3026. 3026+83=3109.

Strong's Concordance #3109 Yocha: from Yhovah and a variation of chayah; Jehovah/the God of Israel-revived/resurrected; two Israelites Original Word: יוֹחָא

Metallica - Enter Sandman

July 29, 1991 (210th day) Duration: 5:32 (332 seconds) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZuM4zFg-60 XZuM4zFg-60 (4, 60) XZuMzFg fgmuxzz 6+7+30+200+300+500+500=1543. 1543+4+60=1607. 1607+332=1939. 1939+210=2149.

Strong's Concordance #2149 zulluth: From zalal; to shake (as in the wind), i.e. To quake; figuratively, to be loose morally, worthless, cheapness, blow down, glutton, riotous (eater), vile. Original Word: זֻלּוּת

Wheel of Time: Season 1 Episode 8: The Eye of The World: Rand vs. the dark one

December 24, 2021 (358th day/Christmas Eve) Duration: 3:45 (225 seconds) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8msz6rlbAeM 8msz6rlbAeM (8, 6) mszrlbAeM abelmmrsz 1+2+5+20+30+30+80+90+500=758. 758+8+6=772. 772+225=997. 997+358=1355.

Matthew 13:55 “Isn’t this the carpenter’s son? Isn’t his mother’s name Mary, and aren’t his brothers James, Joseph, Simon and Judas?

Strong's Concordance #1355 gab: back or side; the rear; to give financial, material, or moral support to Original Word: גַּב

Imagine Dragons Radioactive Music Video ft. Assassin's Creed 3

Published: August 25, 2013 (237th day) Duration: 3:09 (189 seconds) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToP82VUjrNU ToP82VUjrNU (82) ToPVUjrNU jnoprtuuv 600+40+50+60+80+100+200+200+700=2030. 2030+82=2112. 2112+189=2301. 2301+237=2538.

Strong's Concordance #82 abar: to soar, to fly. Original Word: אָבַר

TANAKH (Jewish Publication Society, Hebrew-English) Page 1721: Job 39:26 Is it by your wisdom that the hawk grows pinions, Spreads its wings to the south?

Strong's Concordance #2538 Chamul: From chamal; pitied; "spared," grandson of Judah, Chamul, an Israelite -- Hamul. Original Word: חָמוּל

In CONGRESS, July 4, 1776. The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, "When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation." "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness." The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. "We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these united Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor."

Welcoming Shabbat Jewish woman reciting blessing over Shabbat candles The Hebrew poem, "The Woman of Valor" (Proverbs 31:10-31) is a traditional Shabbat song

Honoring Shabbat (kavod Shabbat) on Preparation Day (Friday) includes bathing, having a haircut and cleaning and beautifying the home (with flowers, for example). Days in the Jewish calendar start at nightfall, therefore many Jewish holidays begin at such time. According to Jewish law, Shabbat starts a few minutes before sunset. Candles are lit at this time. It is customary in many communities to light the candles 18 minutes before sundown (tosefet Shabbat, although sometimes 36 minutes), and most printed Jewish calendars adhere to this custom.

The Kabbalat Shabbat service is a prayer service welcoming the arrival of Shabbat. Before Friday night dinner, it is customary to sing two songs, one "greeting" two Shabbat angels into the house ("Shalom Aleichem" -"Peace Be Upon You") and the other praising the woman of the house for all the work she has done over the past week ("Eshet Ḥayil" -"Women Of Valour"). After blessings over the wine and challah, a festive meal is served. Singing is traditional at Sabbath meals. In modern times, many composers have written sacred music for use during the Kabbalat Shabbat observance, including Robert Strassburg and Samuel Adler.

Many Jews attend synagogue services on Shabbat even if they do not do so during the week. Services are held on Shabbat eve (Friday night), Shabbat morning (Saturday morning), and late Shabbat afternoon (Saturday afternoon).

Honoring Shabbat (kavod Shabbat): on Shabbat, wearing festive clothing and refraining from unpleasant conversation. It is customary to avoid talking on Shabbat about money, business matters, or secular things that one might discuss during the week.

Enjoying Shabbat (oneg Shabbat): Engaging in pleasurable activities such as eating, singing, sleeping, spending time with the family, and marital relations. Sometimes referred to as "Shabbating".

Ending Shabbat Havdalah (Hebrew: הַבְדָּלָה, "separation") is a Jewish religious ceremony that marks the symbolic end of Shabbat, and ushers in the new week. At the conclusion of Shabbat at nightfall, after the appearance of three stars in the sky, the havdalah blessings are recited over a cup of wine, and with the use of fragrant spices and a candle, usually braided. Some communities delay havdalah later into the night in order to prolong Shabbat. There are different customs regarding how much time one should wait after the stars have surfaced until the sabbath technically ends. Some people hold by 72 minutes later and other hold longer and shorter than that. (Wikipedia)

Carrie Underwood - Flat on The Floor…"They are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

October 23, 2007 (296th day) Duration: 3:20 (200 seconds) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wv-72l0XC0 2wv-72l0XC0 (2, 72, 0, 0) wvlXC clvwx 3+20+700+900+300=1923. 1923+2+72+0+0=1997. 1997+200=2197. 2197+296=2493.

Strong's Concordance #2493 chelem: a dream Original Word: חֵלֶם

Matthew 2:9 After they had heard the king, they went on their way, and the star they had seen when it rose went ahead of them until it stopped over the place where the child was. Matthew 2:10 When they saw the star, they were overjoyed. Matthew 2:11 On coming to the house, they saw the child with his mother Mary, and they bowed down and worshiped him. Then they opened their treasures and presented him with gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh. Matthew 2:12 And having been warned in a dream not to go back to Herod, they returned to their country by another route. Matthew 2:13 When they had gone, an angel of the Lord appeared to Joseph in a dream. “Get up,” he said, “take the child and his mother and escape to Egypt. Stay there until I tell you, for Herod is going to search for the child to kill him.” Matthew 2:14 So he got up, took the child and his mother during the night and left for Egypt, Matthew 2:15 where he stayed until the death of Herod. And so was fulfilled what the Lord had said through the prophet: “Out of Egypt I called my son.” Matthew 2:16 When Herod realized that he had been outwitted by the Magi, he was furious, and he gave orders to kill all the boys in Bethlehem and its vicinity who were two years old and under, in accordance with the time he had learned from the Magi. Matthew 2:17 Then what was said through the prophet Jeremiah was fulfilled: Matthew 2:18 “A voice is heard in Ramah, weeping and great mourning, Rachel weeping for her children and refusing to be comforted, because they are no more.” Matthew 2:19 After Herod died, an angel of the Lord appeared in a dream to Joseph in Egypt Matthew 2:20 and said, “Get up, take the child and his mother and go to the land of Israel, for those who were trying to take the child’s life are dead.” Matthew 2:21 So he got up, took the child and his mother and went to the land of Israel. Matthew 2:22 But when he heard that Archelaus was reigning in Judea in place of his father Herod, he was afraid to go there. Having been warned in a dream, he withdrew to the district of Galilee, Matthew 2:23 and he went and lived in a town called Nazareth. So was fulfilled what was said through the prophets, that he would be called a Nazarene.

Martina McBride - This One's For The Girls

Published: October 2, 2009 (275th day) Duration: 4:02 (242 seconds) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTowId2CWHA oTowId2CWHA (2) oTowIdCWHA acdhiootww 1+3+4+8+9+50+50+100+900+900=2025. 2025+2=2027. 2027+242=2269. 2269+275=2544.

Strong's Concordance #2544 Chamor: The same as chamowr; donkey; father of Shechem Original Word: חֲמוֹר

John 12:12 The next day the great crowd that had come for the festival heard that Jesus was on his way to Jerusalem. John 12:13 They took palm branches and went out to meet him, shouting, “Hosanna!” “Blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord!” “Blessed is the King of Israel!” John 12:14 Jesus found a young donkey and sat on it, as it is written: John 12:15 “Do not be afraid, Daughter Zion; see, your king is coming, seated on a donkey’s colt.” John 12:16 At first his disciples did not understand all this. Only after Jesus was glorified did they realize that these things had been written about him and that these things had been done to him.

Mark 5:38 When they came to the home of the synagogue leader, Jesus saw a commotion, with people crying and wailing loudly. Mark 5:39 He went in and said to them, “Why all this commotion and wailing? The child is not dead but asleep.” Mark 5:40 But they laughed at him. After he put them all out, he took the child’s father and mother and the disciples who were with him, and went in where the child was. Mark 5:41 He took her by the hand and said to her, “Talitha koum!” (which means “Little girl, I say to you, get up!”). Mark 5:42 Immediately the girl stood up and began to walk around (she was twelve years old). At this they were completely astonished. Mark 5:43 He gave strict orders not to let anyone know about this, and told them to give her something to eat.

WITCH HUNT!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (17 December 2003/351st day) - Éowyn of Rohan Cancels the Witch King: "I Am No Man"

Published: November 9, 2022 Duration: 3:14 (194 seconds) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7_c-R7i8F4 W7_c-R7i8F4 (7, 7, 8, 4) WcRiF cfirw 3+6+9+80+900=998. 998+7+7+8+4=1024. 1024+194=1218. 1218+351=1569.

Strong's Concordance #1569 Giladi: a descendant of Gilead, also an inhabitant of Gilead, Gilead Original Word: גִּלְעָדִי

The Republic of Gilead, colloquially referred to as simply Gilead or elsewhere sometimes called, by its leadership, the Divine Republic, is the totalitarian patriarchal theocracy that rules over most of the territory that belonged to the former continental United States in The Handmaid's Tale. The regime that governs it can be seen as the overall antagonist of the television adaptation.

Individual civil liberties enumerated in the now-suspended U.S. Constitution have been replaced by a system of duties and privileges implemented in a hierarchy of social classes, with every former U.S. citizen being assigned to a particular class and expected (and/or forced) to fulfill certain roles (see Society and Class System).

Much of this legislation is influenced and justified by a rigid, made-up interpretation of scripture. The name Gilead itself is taken from the Bible, referring to several different locations and generally translated as "hill of testimony."

In particular, Gilead is a patriarchal society, where only men have access to higher education. Women are not allowed to have titles or deeds to property in their name and cannot have a career unless said career is specifically assigned to them by the Gilead leadership. Men are also the only ones eligible to hold political office.

Women are regarded as second-class citizens as they must submit to the authority of men ("Next male of kin"). All female classes are forbidden to read or write. The only women who are still allowed to read and write are the Aunts, although Aunts are allowed to be literate, they are still inferior in rank to the Wives, who are considered the paramount rank a woman can hold in Gilead.

Some civil rights however are assumed or confirmed to be suspended for good, e.g. freedom of speech (which is considered heresy), freedom of the press, freedom of religion and freedom of assembly. The Eyes serve as Gilead's political police force and sends spies to detect and punish infringements and political opponents. (Fandom.com)

If a human life is in danger (pikuach nefesh) on the sabbath, then a Jew is not only allowed, but required, to violate any halakhic law that stands in the way of saving that person (excluding murder, idolatry, and forbidden sexual acts). The concept of life being in danger is interpreted broadly: for example, it is mandated that one violate Shabbat to bring a woman in active labor to a hospital. Lesser rabbinic restrictions are often violated under much less urgent circumstances (a patient who is ill but not critically so). (Wikipedia)

SAINTE - With or Without Me

Published: July 3, 2017 (184th day) Duration: 2:52 (172 seconds) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMwBzZfKxIU PMwBzZfKxIU bfikmpuwxzz 2+6+9+10+30+60+200+900+300+500+500=2517. 2517+172=2689. 2689+184=2873.

Strong's Concordance #2873 tabach: to slaughter, kill, butcher, slay Original Word: טָבַח

TANAKH (Jewish Publication Society, Hebrew-English) Page 1455: Psalm 37:12 The wicked man schemes against the righteous, and gnashes his teeth at him. Psalm 37:13 The Lord laughs at him, for He knows that his day will come. Psalm 37:14 The wicked draw their swords, bend their bows, to bring down the lowly and needy, to slaughter upright men. Psalm 37:15 Their swords shall pierce their own hearts, and their bows shall be broken. Psalm 37:16 Better the little that the righteous man has than the great abundance of the wicked. Psalm 37:17 For the arms of the wicked shall be broken, but the Lord is the support of the righteous. Psalm 37:18 The Lord is concerned for the needs of the blameless; their portion lasts forever; Psalm 37:19 they shall not come to grief in bad times; in famine, they shall eat their fill.

[the-firebird69]

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So it's threatening our son for this and other people and he's a terrorist and he's saying it out loud to everybody and people just sit there and they don't listen some people get hurt so we're going after him so tired of it and we don't want anything to happen and it's our responsibility and we're going to finish them off. This behavior is ridiculous and evil and very mean and they deserve to be hit and he's going on shrinking at all the competition very badly and he's pretty much a w**** and his son is a w**** and we're not going to accept it anymore it's dirty and we see how bad it is because we have to prepare for the real thing no he's kind of a joke that that's the problem we have very serious enemies behind them and he's this guy is a huge a****** to our son it's no joke to him he's surrounded by them and they won't give him a break at all ever for years so they're going to die for it and tonight is no different except masses of them died today huge numbers they're going to be down 3% from yesterday from approximately 20% about 17% globally and that's a huge loss and our son and daughter think it might go upwards if any of the pyramidian move to Egypt and we see that too cuz we have to limit the numbers that go there greatly and it is getting up there they're huge huge numbers going to France far too many and we have to control it so we're going to stop armies from moving by destroying them

Thor Freya

I've seen power before but these people are wielding it but still there's going to be a huge battle and a lot of you idiots are going to die what you're saying doesn't match what's happening at all and you're poor I find out today that your dirt poor and he said it too I might look poor sometimes and sound stupid but inside me I'm some simple parameters maybe 100 of them and there's nothing none in you and you don't understand what you're doing you want to hold them there poor and just extort by bringing him food from a pantry not pay rent not and kill Stan I mean you're obnoxiously stupid the cops go in and out of there every night and grab you you say you're just going to keep doing it until it works as you're burning so you going to burn up very fast that's disgusting you're so stupid you got hit in the head in your dumb that's why you're doing it too late though

Thomas Magnum

I think it's right because he finally said the right thing these people are huge huge idiots and that's exactly what the plan is and we investigated them found them going round and round bothering people now it's over you're going to die

Mac daddy

Boy you people are a joke here what a joke you had a huge Army you had the whole world and you gave it up for chump change it's meaningless it's probably got stuff Garth and your idiots that's ridiculous there's so many people hate you for it minorities and minority more luck because you had it all and you gave it up to sit here I need pantry food yourself get sick and puke up blood all the time you're you're a freaking joke and you'll kill yourself off for me so I appreciate that

Zues

I understand it's true and you'll be dead soon so we thank you in advance he's very heavily washed morons and valuable

Hera

Olympus

[thehamsterscagecouk]

[princess-hammond]

Happy 49th (38th) Birthday Richard Hammond!

[richhammond-fan]

Happy 48th Birthday Mr Richard Hammond

[figureofdismay]

((((okay but: J/J The Newsroom AU. whereJC = Will & JM = Mackenzie. I don’t see a lot of AUs in the ao3 tag but my god, I want this lmao.)))))

[holly-jameson]

The Grand Tour, old men falling over and catching fire (or exploding in this case).