#w h o o p s sorry this was a While in the coming wasn't it hhasdhkjlksdjka

[httpsseli]

𝗌𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗍 𝗍𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍 ✿; 𝖾𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗇 𝗅𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗋𝗒

;𝗉𝗅𝗈𝗍. in which you tease ethan by sucking on a loli <3.

;𝗐𝖺𝗋𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀. smut, p in v, unprotected sex, oral sex (m receiving) brat!reader, switch!ethan, hair pulling, slight choking. silly ending x

authors note// gif is not mine at all! found on pinterest so whoever made this, credits to them! first time writing for this cutie so lets see how this goes🫡🫡.

it wasn't part of your weekend plans to sit down on your counter stool with ethan, but there he was in your apartment. ethan, the nerdy and cute boy, always seemed to shyly ask you for help, no matter what the occasion was. you couldn't help but notice his nervousness and blushing around you, as well as his attempts to look away. you also knew that he liked you, based on the compliments he gave and the way he reacted to your scent.

meanwhile for you, he was a cutie. he was a caring sweet boy, he always offered to stop by your house just to hang out and play video games, the two of you always shared a moment of giggling but you guys were idiots desperate and needy for each other. there was clearly moments where you heard him touching himself to you from the next door apartment that he shared with chad, ethan himself has also had an encounter of your sweet moans he wants to hear in person and not through a wall.

and now, here you two were. tutoring and chatting about whatever in life.

“so.. y-you turned this i-in, already?” he said looking at you, you looked back. that dirty thought coming back to your head as you nodded your head, “yes you dork, i always turn everything in before you..” you laughed holding onto the lollipop you’ve been sucking on. he rolled his eyes, you wrapped your lips around the sucker, looking at ethan. his curls and his natural puppy eyes making you already wet yourself.

“o-okay! so..” you cleared your throat, accidentally putting your hand on his thigh, sitting up. he looked at you quickly, you looked at him smiling and laughing. “sorry!” you said, he blushed a bit and you went back to sucking the flavor off the lollipop. he looked at your plumped lips, covered in that damn blueberry lip gloss. “hello! your homework is down here.. not my lips!” you said, he looked at you again, his eyes having a little sparkle. “h-huh? s-sorry..” he said, your finger pressing on his thigh. “w-what are you..” he stuttered, swallowing dryly.

you swirled your tongue around the sucker, “nothingg, i’m just helping you with your homework..” you said, he felt blood rush down to his cock, and a boner would appear minutes later. you sucked loudly on the lollipop, ethan knew you were taunting him. “alright that’s enough.” he grabbed the candy throwing it across the kitchen, “hey! why’d’d you—“ he looked at you. “get up.” he said, you scoffed with your mouth hanging open. “uh no..” you crossed your arms, he got up pulling you from the chair. “ethan what the fuck! ow!” he threw you across his shoulder, slapping your ass harshly causing you to blush and smirk.

he went to your room, closed the door, and locked it before throwing you on the bed. you were about to sit up before he grabbed your cheek, kissing you deeply and hungrily. you kissed back, wrapping your arms around his neck. he caressed your clit through your panties, causing you to whimper in his mouth. hands starting to tangle with his curls, he tugged on your tube top. “take it off.” he said breathlessly before diving back down to kiss you. you pulled away, giggling pushing him down on your bed this time.

“don’t get too hard e..” you said giggling, looking directly at his boner. he rolled his eyes, you got out of your white converse before pulling down on your skirt. his breathing hitched, your hands traveling up to your boobs. you pulled down the top, your boobs bouncing out while you pulled the top off. you walked over to ethan, who was eyeing every little thing, his eyes glued on to you. you sat in front of him, sitting on your knees. you palmed his boner through the jeans smiling. “is this where you need me badly?” you said giggling, you unbuttoned his jeans.

his breathing slowly began getting heavier as time went by, you pulled down both his jeans and boxers at the same time, his cock springing out as you looked at his length. your mouth watering at the sight, your motion picking up itself already starting to stroke him, you spit down onto the tip. collecting the wetness as your hand moved up, he tilted his head holding back a groan. you wrapped your mouth around the top, he groaned. you swirled your tongue around in little circles, and you began to take in more, accelerating your breathing through your nostrils. he leaned his head back, letting out a moan. you bobbled your head slowly, he looked down watching your head movements. his hand making contact with your hair, tugging on it. “look at me when you do this.” he panted.

you hummed, bobbing your head matching the rhythm of your head with your hand that was jerking him off. “so so good.. fuckkkkghhh..” he whined, laughing breathlessly. your eyes all teary, hollowing your cheeks, dipping your head in deeper. he moaned softly, picking up more of your hair into a shifted ponytail. you looked up at him, and he bucked his hips up causing you to gag. “just exactly what i wanted to s-see..” his stomach turned into putty, and with a bit of strength he got up. he pushed on your head deeper, thrusting his cock into your mouth now. you held onto his thighs, your nails leaving crescent marks on his milky skin. you gagged, once the tip of his cock hit the back of your throat. you pulled your mouth away, gasping for air. a string of saliva and pre-cum attaching onto the bottom of your lip to the head.

you looked up at him, stroking him slowly yet again. he grunted, holding onto your hair tighter. you took him back in your mouth, bobbing your head quickly. he looked down at you, your watery eyes causing him to twitch in your mouth. “j-jesus, you’re incredible at this..” he stuttered, you moaned around him bobbing your head deeply. he bit down on his bottom lip, and you snickered at how noisy he was. “oh fuck i-i’m going to..” he moaned loudly pushing your head deeper, your nose against his pelvic bone causing you to gag, he filled your mouth up with his sweet liquid. you pulled your mouth away.

he sat back on the bed, and you stuck your tongue out at him. he looked down at you, and you giggled giving him a wink before swallowing his seed. his cock twitched when he saw your mouth covered in his cum, and your mascara nearly smudged off including your white eyeliner, you pulled on his shirt, “take it off..” he pulled the bottom of his shirt over the top, taking it off. you sat on his lap, kissing him deeply, he kissed back already slipping his tongue in, gripping onto your ass. just as you were about to roll your hips, he gripped onto your waist holding you tightly against his chest. he put you down against your pillows. “you’re so fucking noisy.” you said catching your breath from the deep kiss, he slapped your hip. “we’ll see about that sweetie, maybe your even more noisier.” he said tilting his head.

your eyes were too focused on his eyes and his face, not even focused on what his hand was doing. he smirked, wrapping his hand around your thigh, and lifting it onto his shoulder. “mhm, sure.” you said rolling your eyes, he pushed himself in causing you to whine. he chuckled pulling out, “you can take more right? after all you enjoyed mouth fucking that lollipop.” he said slamming himself in fully. you arched your back with a loud cry, he thrust rapidly not letting you adjust to his size. your hands gripped onto his bicep, your moans were way too loud. nearly sounding like a porn video was being shot, he covered your mouth with his palm.

“shut up.” you moaned into his hand, legs wrapping around his waist, he found himself at a deeper angle causing him to moan every time he slid himself in, he looked down at your boobs watching them bounce up and down, his fingers were close to your mouth, you opened up your mouth taking his fingers into your mouth. his eyes slightly widened, and you sucked onto his index finger hoping your moans went quiet. his tight grip unexpectedly on your waist turned you around. you giggled, turning your head over to your shoulder.

ethan’s cock twitched at the view of yourself in your fours while your hair was flicked to the left side of your shoulder. you rolled your eyes, “just going to stand there gawking at my ass?” you said, he slapped your ass causing you to moan. “less bratty, more moaning.” he said, slamming his cock inside you again causing you to let out a long moan. he shoved your head into the blanket, your hole filled with the mix of your wetness causing a milky color against his dick and your ass.

you gripped onto your pillows, arching your back even further out. “what a brat, begging for more aren’t you?” he said slapping your ass, the second slap leaving a mark. you were moaning repeatedly, his cock making wet noises against your ass. he pulled on your hair, making your head lean back further.

“answer me y/n.”

“yes!” you said, he let go of your hair. “don’t.” thrust “drop.” thrust “your head.” he said, you nodded your head quickly, “mmhm!” you said agreeing, he held onto your shoulders, fucking into your g-spot hard and senseless. your mouth starting to sore from being opened due to your moan. “feels good after you fucking teased..huh?” he moaned out, you nodded your head. “use your goddamn words.” he slapped your ass, and you cried out. “y-yes e! feels so fucking amazing!” you said, he gripped your waist tighter. he kissed your neck, his tongue dragging across your skin, and your body felt incredibly full from his cock. “g-god i’m so close to cumming.” he said, you didn’t even answer.

you let your moans do most of the responses, he began sucking around your neck, taking his time marking you. your walls began to tighten at another round, but you were so tired and fucked out of your mind. your orgasm was coming in closer, the burning sensation causing you to sob out a moan. “oh fuck! oh fuck, fuck, fuck!” you screamed when he pushed himself into your g-spot again as you gushed around him. he moaned uncontrollably, cumming inside you, pulling away from your neck with a pop. he grunted jerking himself off getting the bits of cum to spill on your ass. you fell on your stomach, breathing heavily, heart fluttering.

he slapped your ass one more time, causing you to whimper. you turned around after a few seconds from the slap, “what about.. another round?” he said, your eyes widened while your brows furrowed. “a-are you crazy!” you said slapping his arm, he giggled. you laid down, trying to control your breathing. you closed your eyes for a moment as you were already falling asleep.

by the next morning, you felt a slight weight on your chest. the sounds of the doves calling out and the cars driving by made you gain consciousness back. “get off my boob..” you whined, your hand resting on his back, fingers running up and down. “your such a grumpy girl..” he said, you groaned smacking his back softly. you looked down at his eyes, you sighed softly. “you’re very pretty e..” you said, his eyes shot up to lock with yours. “y-you think so?” he spoke, fingers poking the side of your tit, you nodded. “you’re also a very smart boy, and you’re caring too..” you said quietly, his cheeks turning pink.

“are y-you confessing to me?” he said, you nodded your head. “yes you dork.. i enjoy every little moment with you..” you spoke, playing with his curls. he buried his face into your tits from embarrassment. “so.. what are we then?” he muffledly spoke out, and you giggled. “you’ll see later..”

[l0sercat]

Chishiya from Alice in Borderland please 🥺

Chishiya NSFW alphabet

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Since we are talking about the Netflix adaptation and not manga he would d some aftercare. Just a little like getting you a glass of water.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves his mouth. Not only can he make you squirm with it but when he flashes you a grin it makes you melt. He likes your hair, he just loves to play with it when you rest your head in his lap.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He doesn't like messes a lot so he prefers to cum in you. Doesn't matter if it's your mouth or hole. Sometimes he might cum on your chest or back but it bugs him a bit.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He secretly has fantasies of him and Arisu fucking you. Chishiya hitting from the back while Arisu fucks your mouth. It's a little fanon ikik but hear me out..

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

I'm gonna say he only fucked 1-2 people and it wasn't even passionate. So he has hardly any experience but he knows a lot about the body. Plus he's pretty confident can please you.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Missionary. He can see your face while you moan out his name.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He's more serious. Need I say more.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

So imma go out on a limb here and say he's a bit bushy. He keeps it nice and tame but he doesn't care about shaving. It doesn't bug him and it's a waste of his time. But once every 5 months he shaves it all off.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He's not really romantic but if you want he can try to be. He'll succeed dw

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Only jerked off once or twice. He just comes to you or just ignores his boner.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Anything where your submissive. He's not opposed to tying you.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Anywhere with privacy.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Seeing you needing him. Relying on him in diamond games. Practically attached to him and trusting your life with him. Definitely more manga Chishiya sorry..

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Being tied up. He doesn't find it pleasurable or enjoyable.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

I can't decide but honestly imma say receiving. But he is semi-skilled at oral and as much as he loves your cum the mess bugs him.

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

I really can't decide. I'm gonna have to say s mix of both most of the time. But sometimes when he gets possessive he gets rough and fast.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He doesn't mind quickies. You guys have them often.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He okay with experimenting as long as it isn't super messy. He doesn't really take risks to often.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He can last 4-5 rounds 7 if he has a lot of stamina.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Nohe doesn't own toys or want to use them on him but hear me out... he'll use some on you...

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He teases you a lot in a condescending kinda way.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He's not loud but sometimes because he knows it turn you on he'll whine in your ear. But most of the time he'll groan and moan but it's quiet

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

I'm gonna say he can be possessive. He see's you taking with Niragi and he's grabbing you by the arm and fucking you in the nearest room.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

He's thick that when you wrap your hand around him your hand doesn't fully cover him. He's 5 and a half inches long.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Not that high. It's hardly there lol. Although I do wanna write a fic where he is super horny, maybe he ate something with a aphrodisiac in it...>:))))

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He sometimes falls asleep after 30-45 minutes after fucking you. But sometimes he doesn't fall asleep at all and you have you snuggle/cuddle with him.

[ask-the-abomination]

"H-Hey, whoa, wait a minute! We're not here to cause trouble, I promise!"

Angel quickly assures the duo and backs up a few paces as the strange Sylveon brandishes a flaming scythe, hoping to deescalate the situation before it potentially turns violent. It's clear that the sudden and blatant show of aggression has startled them, their long ears pinning back against their head.

"Um..." comes a meek voice from behind Angel, belonging to a Vulpix, who cautiously steps forward.

"We're sorry for startling you...m-my name is Kenina, and this is my partner, Angel," Kenina introduces, her tone voice gentle and her expression concerned, although there is an obvious flicker of nervousness in her demeanor, too. But considering the reaction their initial approach earned, she can hardly be blamed for that.

"You two are being pursued, aren't you? If that's the case, we would like to help you, i-if you will let us..."

"Yeah! We're an Exploration Team, and helping other Pokemon trouble is part of what we do!"

The duo would glance at each other and back at the two smaller Pokemon. Both Vincent and Sabor would wield a very perplexed expression.

"Exploration..."

"T-Team?".

Neither have heard such a term before. Is this suppose to be something that could be beneficial and aide them through their troubles? Or, would it be something that could be absolutely detrimental and lead them to the dangers that neither seek? While the answer is there, with the two vulpines offering to lend a paw to help with their situation, both Vincent and Sabor would remain cautious of the matter. As much as aide feels like a god sent to have right now, it feels rather off to suddenly have someone openly willing to help two strangers. Two not so pleasantly looking bigger, strange creatures.

"... So what is it that you two want?..". Sabor spoke blatantly. "Clearly there is something you two want in exchange for helping us. So... What is it? Money? Food? Or you want us to do something in turn?" Vincent head would look between, going back and forth from Sabor to Kenina and Angel. While he believes that the two smaller Pokemon doesn't seem to hold any ill-intent, base on their postures and tone of voices, he is more leaning towards Sabor's point. In their eyes, help doesn't seem quite possible. At least, not for free. In their eyes, help is only possible if something is presented in exchange.

"U-Um..." Vincent would nervously speak up. Despite on how he feels of the matter, he still wishes to say something. "S-Say you were to help... What could you possibly do? A-Are you, erm, capable of keeping the Houndooms away permanently? O-Or s-somehow have the white coats off our backs? Do either of you have a p-plan to keep us safe?.." "A-And if you, Kenina and Angel, were able to succeed, what do you even want from us in return? It... Just sounds too good to be true for you little guys to help us strangers for nothing..."

"Dude, you're seriously not entertaining this. These what-you-mc-call-it team of fuzzballs are seriously not going to just settle our problems just like that. We both know that they'll just get themselves mulled, the very moment they dare take a step and hassle with those idiotic Houndooms."

"T-That wasn't what I was going for..." His tone dialed down, as his insides begun to whirl around. The feeling of guilt and nervousness spun throughout his inner body. "I-I-I just w-wanted to know what plans they have, i-if they do want to help us... I didn't say that I was open to the idea of letting them go and do whatever to help us. They... They seem to mean well. And I don't want Kenina and Angel to put themselves in harms way, because of us--Because of me..."

His red orbs would drift towards the direction of the vulpines. His voice shaken, as he spoke directly to the two. "I'm really, really sorry... You two seem like kind Pokemon. But... E-Even if your offer of help is strangely genuine, I-I can't let you two be put in harms way... I don't want to be the one t-to have another be killed..."

"..."

"... Our only best option is to continue to run... To find a new place to hide. I-I don't want the safety o-of others to be disrupted and damaged because of me... I-I'm sorry...." { Answer for @askteamsunshine }

[profound-bouquetbird]

Hello! ✨️

Can I request a long fluffy & smut (only lime!) oneshot with prompts: "U-um, Y/n? C-can I p-please t-touch your breasts?", “Hunter… You k-know we’ve been d-dating for a long time now. It’s o-okay if you want to touch me sometimes. If you want to— you know, t-touch my breasts or something… Y-you’re allowed to.”, “A-are y-you s-sure, Y/n?”, [But he is way too shy to just do it. She shyly grabs his hands and gently puts them on her bare chest made his face went completely red with steam coming out of his ears.], "H-hunter, you’re a-allowed to m-move your hands. Y-you can f-feel all you want. P-please gentle with me.”, “W-Woah they’re so soft…”, “S-Sorry, what am I-I supposed to do again?” and “J-just.. l-lick and suck t-them you want, H-hunter.” about ageup!Hunter (TOH) touchs his shy!female!human!reader's breasts for the first time in guest room at Luz's house when everyone was gone for movie night? I live for flustered ageup!Hunter! 💕 Please?? 👉👈

Gahdayum- I honestly just absolutely love this request. Anyway, as to not make this a/n longer im going to be starting the oneshot now

Oh yeah, this was not proof read

Hunter and Y/n were currently sitting on the couch, that was located in the guest bedroom, Hunter was just playing with Y/n's hair while she was scrolling through her phone

But Hunter suddenly got a lewid idea, that made his face turn bright red. He stopped playing with Y/n's hair, making her stop and turn towards him with a questioning gaze

"What's the matter Hunter?" She asked, turning off her phone and putting it to the side. Hunter's face seemed to get brighter as he only turned away from her

"No-nothing." He stuttered, Y/n frowned and sighed, putting a hand on his back as she looked at the back of his head

"You know you can tell me anything." She said, smiling lightly towards Hunter, even though he wasn't able to see the smile

"U-um, Y/n?" He started, she hummed in response, making him take in a shaky breath, "C-can I p-please t-touch your breasts?" Her eyes widened in shock as she blushed heavily, but she still found the strength to reply

"Hunter... You k-know we've been d-dating for a long time now. It's o-okay if you want to touch me sometimes. If you want to— you know, t-touch my breasts or something... You're allowed to." She said, Hunter turned around to face her looking in to her eyes, seeming mesmerized as he opened his mouth to speak

"A-are y-you s-sure, Y/n?" He asked, Y/n smiled as she could feel her cheeks flaring up

"I'm sure, Hunter." She said, Hunter seemed to pause as his gaze switched from your eyes to your chest, you could practically see his blush grow, but he seemed... Hesitant

Y/n sighed, grabbing his hand gently as she lead it under her shirt. Hunter let out a shaky breath, squeezing her breast lightly, she laid on her back, letting out a soft moan

Hunter freezed as he was too scared to move his hand, he though that if he were to move his hand an inch that he would hurt his girlfriend, Y/n seemed to notice this as she rugged on Hunter's hand slightly

"H-hunter, you're a-allowed to m-move your hands. Y-you can f-feel all you want. Just p-please be gentle with me." She stuttered, getting her hand out of her shirt as Hunter's hand started to roam freely

Hunter was massaging her boobs lightly as she closed her eyes, smiling warmly as she put a hand on Hunter's shoulder

"W-Woah, they're so soft..." He mumbled, Y/n laughed lightly as she watched Hunter staring at her chest, watching his hand underneath her shirt

"You know, you can l-lick them if yo-you'd like." She stuttered, Hunter switched his gaze, so that now he was looking at her. With wide eyes he pressed his lips together to make a thin line, but he sighed and got up

Hovering over her he lifted up her shirt slightly, grabbing one of her breasts he looks towards her with an embarrassed look

"S-sorry, what am I-I supposed to do again?" He asked, starting to massage Y/n's boobs lightly as he waited for her answer

"J-just.. l-lick and suck t-them if you want, Hunter." She sighed, the boy above her nodded s he ducked his head down. Opening his mouth he started to leave light kisses on her chest, making the girl beneath him giggle and moan slightly

Hunter then put one of her nipples in his mouth as he started to lightly suck and lick the area, whilst the other boob was being massaged by hunters hand

Y/n moaned lightly, putting a hand in hunters golden locks, grabbing a fist full of his hair as she rugged lightly, as to sign for hunter to switch

And he did, letting go of the boob as he went to treat the other in the same manner. Y/n but her lip as she scratched Hunter's scalp slightly

But the two or them were caught off guard when they hearf the front door open and a familiar voice yelling

Hunter quickly got off of Y/n, pulling her shirt down he quickly wiped his mouth and laid down next to her, wrapping a hand around her waist. Y/n quickly picked up her phone as they pretended like nothing had happened

"Y/n, Hunter!" They heard Luz yell

"Yeah?" They yelled back, they could hear footsteps as the door to the guestroom opened

Running down the stairs she quickly jumped in front of them

"You guys will not believe what plot twist this movie had!" She yelled in excitement

"Well don't spoil it!" Hunter yelled, Y/n giggled quietly as she looked at how enthusiastic Luz was

"But I just have to tell you!" She yelled, and quickly started to explain the plot. Hunter quickly covered his ears as Y/n listened to Luz rant with a warm smile

While Luz was distracted, running around the room re-creating sceenes Y/n could feel Hunter's breath against her ear

"We'll have to continue that another day." He grinned, making Y/n turn a bright red before turning towards him as she opened her mouth to speak

"Maybe I could give you a hand next time."

A/n: this oneshot isn't exactly long but I kind of enjoyed writing it 🤷‍♀️

[markynaz]

andalmo?

it's only been literally two years this has languished in my drafts fill out the character profile for every name you get in your inbox

Full Name: Andalmo Selovyn

Gender and Sexuality:  Cis male.  Bi, leans toward men (even though his love interest is female)

Pronouns: He/him

Ethnicity/Species: Dunmer

Birthplace and Birthdate: Morthal, Skyrim.  Born on the 2nd of Sun’s Dusk, under the Serpent constellation.

Guilty Pleasures: Sleeping late into the day, tavern games, walking under illusion even when there's absolutely no need to hide his face. He just enjoys lying. Lies for fun, really.

Phobias: Kwama scribs creep him out much like spiders creep outu others. They're just so... skittery. It's unnerving. What They Would Be Famous For: Being a Blade spy, though hopefully not too famous, if he's doing his job right. What They Would Get Arrested For: Being a Blade spy, though again, hopefully not too arrested if he's doing his job right. Also he sort of did a lot of murder in his youth. (He got better. And the statute of limitations is mostly passed.) OC You Ship Them With: Sotha Sarethi, daughter of Nerevarine Arafel Sarethi, and also his commanding officer. Well, ex-commanding officer, given... -waves hands vaguely at the end of the Great War- OC Most Likely To Murder Them: Tricky one. Sotha did her credible best back when she first met him, though to be fair, she didn't know he was a Blade and he wasn't exactly acting Blade-like. At this point, probably the Thalmor Justiciar Aranande, whom I have adopted as my own because Bethesda has lost interest in their own damn mobile game. Favorite Movie/Book Genre: Mystery. Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: "You see, I, Detective Fluffernutter, knew the villain was this random side character the whole time! Allow me to spend five pages rattling off all these clues that the narrative never bothered to show the reader." Talents and/or Powers: Accomplished illusionist, spy, liar, and generally very good at setting the cat among the pigeons exactly when he wants the pigeons (the pigeons being an enemy) most confused. Less accomplished with diplomacy, which is very unfortunate when he no longer has a Blade partner to help cover for him. Why Someone Might Love Them: Strong internal voice, competent, cunning. Has a will of steel behind all that faffing about, and it's always nice to watch someone like that persevere and earn their win. Why Someone Might Hate Them: Bit of an antihero in all the worst possible senses of the word. It's a rather overdone trope, I will admit. How They Change: Starts out as a rather bitter loner. Through time in the Blades, time out of the Blades, and time as the Dragonborn, he actually steps up to the role destiny seems to have him chalked into - or, at least, he creates a legend which can live up to that over-inflated role and be looked up to. Why You Love Them: i had boethiah cultist brainrot and andalmo just spiraled out of my musings on what a boethiah follower blade would look like. the answer: a cutthroat illusionist who would die to protect his friends, but no actually, he won't die, fuck you, he's only here because he's survived this long, and he's going to survive a little longer, gods damn it. And now I'm attached to him. He's also incredibly fun to write, because he's just so damn frustrated all the time!

[freakynct]

「𝒂-𝒛 𝒂𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒚𝒔𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔」

— na jaemin

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a; aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

jaemin is so caring after sex, probably one of the most caring members, he absolutely has to make sure that you're alright and taken care of. i know this is not an aftercare aspect but i totally see him as the type to finish you by eating you out if you didn't cum during sex. he goes all out with aftercare, helps you walk or even carries you, takes a shower or has a bath with you and does all the work of washing you clean, gives you his sweater to sleep in and cuddles and kisses you until you fall asleep in his arms. everything for his baby

b; body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

i feel like jaemin sees your body as something precious to him and he makes sure you know that, but i feel like he has a soft spot for your neck and eyes. on him it's probably his arms and maybe his eyes too, he really knows how to use them to his advantage

c; cum (anything to do with cum basically)

i think jaemin's favorite way of cumming is inside you. he loves the intimacy of it, especially if he gets to look into your eyes while he does so

d; dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

this is something that jaemin thinks is well hidden from everyone but what he forgets is that you're the one that does the laundry and it's pretty noticeable when your underwear starts to slowly disappear. he just can't help himself when he sees all the pretty underwear you own, thinking about how good you would look dressed in them or remembering that one time he fucked you so good in them. so he kinda gets lost in his thoughts with your panties in his hand that he slowly drags down his body until he has it wrapped around his cock and well you know the rest

e; experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

i definitely see him as someone that would much rather have sex while in a relationship, he's not one to do a lot of one night stands but he does have some experience. he has had a few partners before and he's definitely really good at what he's doing and he takes his time learning what works for you

f; favourite position (goes without saying)

i'm sorry if this comes off as predictable but i don't see jaemin enjoying any other position more than he enjoys missionary. he loves eye contact and intimacy and missionary checks all the boxes. he also gets to hold your hands and kiss you and watch how pretty you look while you cum around him. he also really enjoys to lift your legs up and hold them over his shoulders while he fucks you

g; goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

i definitely see him getting a bit more goofy sometimes, jaemin doesn't need to be all serious during sex and he knows how to balance things out. he loves teasing and making you shy so he's not afraid of making some jokes or be more playful during sex to get what he wants

h; hair (how well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

i think jaemin is pretty well groomed, he doesn't shave it all off but he likes things neat and he takes care of it

i; intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

i think i've mentioned this aspect a few times already but jaemin loves intimacy during sex and feeling close to you. he doesn't need to be romantic all the time to make you feel special because he naturally already makes you feel that way. however he does go all out when it comes to special occasions like anniversaries or birthdays, he likes to put in the effort and prepare something really romantic. he also loves to praise you during sex

j; jack off (masturbation headcanon)

i think this really depends on his mood, i don't think he has a set schedule for it. sometimes he feels more horny than other times but i would say that he does it regularly, not everyday but pretty often

k; kink (one or more of their kinks)

i think jaemin's main kinks would be praise, light bondage, daddy kink, foreplay, body worship, lingerie and light marking

l; location (favourite places to do it)

jaemin isn't big on sex in public places, he prefers the comfort of his home where both of you can feel comfortable and safe. i would say his favorite places are his bed and the couch

m; motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

something that really gets him going is being able to intimidate you and making you shy and sensitive to his touch. he loves seeing you at his mercy and trying to avoid eye contact, makes him confident and he thinks you look cute and that turns him on

n; NO (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

something i have the feeling jaemin wouldn't enjoy is anything involving too much pain on you. he's not really into too hardcore stuff so anything that makes him feel like he's hurting you rather than pleasuring you he won't do

o; oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

jaemin is all about giving. of course he loves when you go down on him but he loves seeing you squirm under him while he makes you feel good with his mouth and he's really good at it

p; pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

i don't see him as someone that likes really rough sex. he's more into slow but deep movements and he makes it very sensual. he makes sure every thing he does feels good to you just as much as it feels good to him. his movements might get a little faster when he's about to cum or if you ask him to go faster but besides that he likes to take his time with you

q; quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

i don't see jaemin being into quickies that much. like i said he loves to take his time and he loves foreplay and quickies are just not as fun to him so i don't see it happening that often

r; risk (are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

i feel like he prefers to be safe but he's not boring either. if he sees that you really want to experiment something new then he will try it for you but he's not one to risk it too much

s; stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

i feel like jaemin has pretty good stamina and he can last for a really good amount of time. he likes to pleasure you above all and he won't stop until he knows you're satisfied, so if he needs to go for a long time he will

t; toy (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

i think jaemin likes smaller toys and he likes using them on you from time to time. he loves foreplay so toys are a great addition to see how far he can push you. i feel like he chooses the cutest designs and colors for the toys he uses on you but that's it, he will only use them on you, never on himself

u; unfair (how much they like to tease)

i touched on this before but he loves to tease you, so much. it's one of his favorite parts and he has managed to be able to make you wet for him just from his teasing, whether through words or by touching

v; volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make)

jaemin isn't that loud but he also doesn't feel the need to be quiet either. he knows you like to hear him too and he will be louder when you suck him off or you focus more on him as a way of praising you and showing you he's enjoying what you're doing, he knows that makes you happy. i feel like he groans and grunts more than actual moaning but he let's out some moans sometimes

w; wild card (get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

you let out a weak moan as jaemin guided your hips against his, your hands holding tight to the couch behind him, your thighs starting to burn at the constant up and down movement.

"you're doing well princess, just like i taught you." he remained calmed but the breathiness on his voice gave away how much he was enjoying seeing you ride him. "look at me baby." he said as you realized your eyes had been closed the whole time, both due to the pleasure you were feeling and to how shy you felt being this exposed to him, even if it wasn't the first time.

you slowly opened your eyes, being greeted with jaemin's cocky smirk as he confidently stared at you. your hips stopped moving involuntarily as you got lost in his gaze and you had a moment to realize how your cheeks burned and how your fingers hurt from holding onto the couch so tightly.

"don't stop now baby. i know you're so close to cumming, aren't you?" you whimpered as you felt his fingers moving slowly over your clit, encouraging you to keep moving up and down on him, the combination of his fingers and his cock inside you making you bite on your lip to suppress the moan that threatened to come out. "that's it, that's my good girl."

x; x-ray (let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

i think he's just on the average side, not big but not small either, kinda like the "perfect size" to make you feel good. i think his girth is also pretty average and he has an overall pretty dick and i feel like he's circumcised as well

y; yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

i think his sex drive is pretty normal, not too high and not too low and definitely depends on how stressed or tired he is from work. i think it's not hard to turn him on so i think his sex drive will also depend on his partner and their sex drive

z; zzz (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

like i've mentioned jaemin is big on aftercare so he won't fall asleep until you're taken care of even if he's really tired. so after sex he makes sure you're all clean and comfortable and then cuddles up with you until both of you fall asleep

[faulty-writes]

Hello, I have a headcanon request and it's really sad. If you don't answer this sort of stuff then I understand, but I just lost both of my dogs to poisoning and we believe it wasn't an accident. I've been switching from anger to despair for the past few days, back and forth over and over again, and I'm so sick inside knowing that the person responsible will probably get away with it.

I'd really appreciate some love and comfort from Bakugou, Tamaki, and Mirio. I'm angry and frustrated and sad, and reading and thinking about these three has been making me feel just a tiny bit better.

That sounds horrible, I'm sorry for your loss. I actually lost both my dogs to cancer a few years back. So I understand and I'm also holding onto my kitties for dear life. But I enjoy making comfort pieces, so here we go.

When you first came to Katsuki with tears running down your face, you expected it to be less awkward. But he just stood there staring and otherwise completely lost as to what he was even supposed to do or what you were upset about.

While a hothead, you knew Katsuki had a soft spot. This was especially true when it came to his friends, but he had never faced anyone with this problem before. But he did know what it felt like, at least partly, to lose someone. Especially considering his own personal experience of almost losing Best Jeanist.

He also knew what fear and sadness felt like, he had experienced those emotions more times than he wanted to admit. But still, he wasn't sure what he could possibly say when you told him you were crying because you had lost your dogs. He hadn't grown up with a pet and knew nothing of what kind of attachment you could get to them.

But he still tried, "What the hell do you want me to do?! I mean, I could blast the extra's face off who...you know...or whatever," his words were mumbled as he reached up to rub the back of his head. He knew he wasn't helping, but he knew he had to figure out a way how.

Words weren't his strong suit and while he wasn't too keen on physical affection. He did offer you a hug or rather he decided to drag you out of the classroom and down the hall, around a corner where no one was before wrapping his arms around you.

Maybe it was the fact you were so small or maybe because he knew you were hurting, but he enjoyed holding you close and gently nuzzling you with his head. He happened to tremble a little when you buried your face into his chest, but part of him knew you wanted to hide from the world.

"Maybe...I don't know what to say, damn it but..." Katsuki was a little pissed words weren't coming to him easy, but if he learned anything from Eijirou. It was to speak from your heart, "It's uh...it'll be okay and stuff just, don't let it get to you and I know it's sad and all. But we'll figure out something together, and...fuck the extras," he stated before he pulled you close once more.

"Uh...I d-don't," Tamaki was a stuttering mess whenever someone came to him with a problem, he much preferred pushing them onto Mirio, but the blond wasn't around the day you came to him which meant he had to handle it on his own.

He was always shy when it came to physical contact of any kind, he hardly welcomed a friendly touch. But when he heard the rumors of what had happened to you, part of him felt angry. Why did people, no, villains do things like this?

Still, Tamaki offered a gentle hand on your shoulder. "I-I'm sorry, um, t-that probably d-doesn't uh, f-fix anything but...y-you're sad, a-aren't you? I k-know how that feels um..." he didn't say anymore as his mouth was growing dry.

But he still tried to comfort you the best he could, losing someone wasn't easy. He was lucky he had never experienced it. Still, he made it a point to ask you every day if you were okay and offered you a hug even if it made him nervous beyond all hell.

"It's o-okay or u-uh...i-it's going to b-be..." he gently began to rub your back, trying to take deep breaths to prevent himself from going into a panic attack. "I-I'm h-here um, i-if you want to t-talk about it o-or not. Uh...w-whatever you p-prefer."

You took him up on his offer, but he went stiff as a board when you used his shoulder to cry on. At least he was a good listener. "Mm, I...n-never had a p-pet but I-I'm sure...t-they are in a b-better place and uh...t-they s-still love you...I mean y-you're nice and k-kind and..." Tamaki trailed off due to the fact his cheeks were bright red.

Despite his shy nature, he felt like it was his duty to save you even if he couldn't technically do that. But, he tried in his own way. "I um...s-saw pictures of your...um...s-so I made you t-this," he handed you a bento, it looked like a regular meal apart from the fact the rice balls were in the shape and likeness of dogs.

"I h-hope, I m-mean I...l-like food and i-it's okay to miss them," he almost wished he could manifest into a dog himself to bring you extra comfort but instead, he initiated another hug. "I-I'm sure t-they miss you t-too."

Mirio was always there for people. After all, it was his job as a hero. But in general, the students of Yuuei were like a family, which meant when one of their own was feeling down it spread between members like wildfire. That's how he ended up finding out about your troubles.

While he wanted to directly ask you if there was even a chance what he heard was true. More than anything, he seemed to make it his own personal mission to make sure you were alright. He vowed he would give you a reason to smile again. Even if that was going to be difficult given your current circumstances.

When he first presented you with a pair of stuffed animals, not just any animals. Dogs. He had the hope that it would act as a memorial gift of sorts. "I heard about what happened, I'm sorry sunshine! But I'm here to make sure you smile again, even if you're sad. I hope that doesn't sound too strange," you were sure Mirio had said stranger things.

While the gifts brought you a sense of sadness since your loss, Mirio kept his promise. Every time he saw you, he'd immediately embrace you in a hug. Of course, it was a little embarrassing that these hugs would take place wherever he happened to spot you. In the hallway, classroom, in public. But part of you didn't care.

Mirio always made himself available to you, even if that meant hearing your knocks on his door in the middle of the night. His shoulder was beginning to make a good pillow which caught your tears and while part of you felt embarrassed. It was nice to know Mirio was there to listen to you and the dreams you experienced which as of late were about your dogs.

While Mirio was a hero and dedicated to helping others, you did get a little offended when he mentioned welcoming a new dog into your life. "Sorry, sunshine! I know you're still upset. But I bet you were the best dog parent ever and I'm sure your dogs were super lucky to have such an awesome person like you taking care of them. Maybe you could give that treatment to another dog in need...someday?" you knew he meant well.

[ask-voreganronpa-boys]

"Ryota…cmon it's 4am…you need to sleep already…" you groan tiredly as you wipe your eyes. You had been up with your partner since yesterday and he hadn't taken a break yet. And without help from the imposter to lay him down, you were left alone to try and coax him to sleep, though haven't been successful in the slightest. He was just too focused on his work. You understood that he was determined to finish and strongly connected to his ongoing project, but staying up multiple nights in a row was just…insane. Especially since he hadn't eaten anything in a while either. Needless to say, you were worried

"B-but I have to get this done, Y/N…I can't just stop now! N-not when I'm this close!" The brunette retorts quickly, eyes still steadily focused on the screen in front of him, hand still quickly moving like the wind. It seemed nothing was going to distract him…

You sigh and look at the phone on the far side of the desk. The imposter had given you two their number before they left for a few days. They said to text them if Ryota or you were in trouble. You figured tonight would be one of those nights. You grunt and get up, ducking under Ryota's arm, and got to the other side of the desk. You unlock the phone with ease and clicked over to the messages. It didn't take you long to send a text to the imposter and didn't take much longer for a text back saying they were on the way. You sigh and look back at your partner. You crawl back over, maybe you could get his attention this way? You crawl onto his tablet and grab his wrist, "Ryota please go lay down!" You plead to him

"Wh-wha!? Y/N get off my tablet!!" He squeaks out in surprise, grabbing you from the back of your shirt and lifted you off his tablet, and set you down on the table, "I-I told you I can't sleep! I'm sorry Y/N but I can't take a break—" his worried rant was cut short by a soft groan coming from the boys' skinny abdomen, causing him to hug his gut in pain

"Mitarai!" You call to him in fear. You grit your teeth, "You have to eat something! Please! You haven't eaten in days!" You plead and run back over to him, "I'm worried about you!!" You frown, "e-eat…eat me if you have to…" you look down. You were willing to do anything for him…even if it meant something like this…

"Mmn…wh-WHAT!? WHY WOULD YOU—" he was cut off by another sharp pain in his gut. He would whimper sadly. He lays his head on the desk and turned his head to look at you, "mmn…I…I can't d-do that…you'll get h-hurt…" he was almost close to tears. Everything was now building up and now that you asked him of such a thing…

"Dear…you're not going to hurt me…I trust you…I just want to help you…" you frown and lay your hands on his nose, "my darling, just trust me…please…" you plead to him and kiss his nose. You reach up to wipe his tears away, "I'll be fine…you need to eat…" you sigh shakily

He sniffs sadly but takes your words into consideration. After a while, he nods. "O-o-okay…I-I trust you…" he sniffs and sits up. He shakily reached down to pick you up, holding you in shakey, cupped hands. "P-please…please be safe…" he frowns and nuzzled your belly with his nose, causing you to softly giggle in return. He sighs nervously and sits completely up, "s-so…do I just…put you in my mouth?" He asks with a soft gulp

You take a deep breath and nod, holding your hands in your lap. You had to admit, you were nervous. Even though you were the one to suggest this, you were nervous. You gulp and look up into his pale gold eyes, "y-yeah…just like i-if you were eating something just…minus the chewing part!" You laugh nervously.

"A-as long as you're sure…" he'd take a deep breath, the warm air washing over you, soon you would be enveloped by it. He gulps and sticks his tongue out, deciding to taste test you first. He honestly had no clue of what to do. His tongue slipped out of his lips and slowly slid across your form. A chill went down his spine at the taste. "w-woah! y-you...you taste so sweet!" he was shocked honestly.

You couldn't help but squeak and shutter at the deep lick. It was…just a strange feeling…the feeling of being treated as a mere piece of food…you had to admit…it felt wonderful. "D-did I really?" You ask slowly, wiping the spit away from your eyes. You could feel your cheeks flush as you looked up at him, he sharing the same complexion. "I-I uh…I guess i-it's time h-huh?" You nervously smile up at him

"Y-yeah! I-I guess! I just hope you'll be okay with this…" he sighs shakily. "Well, alright then…bottoms up?" He laughs nervously before bringing you above his head and allowed you to slide carefully into his awaiting maw. His mouth already salivated just by the mere taste of you. His mouth shut behind you once you slid in entirely. "Mmmn!!" He let's out a shocked noise of delight. "Mmf! Oh man! So s-sweet!" He said around you, though quite muffled.

"W-woah!" You squeak as you slide into the artists mouth. It was unusually comforting in there. The tongue below you was nice and soft, and it was like a hug from all angles. You giggle at his little awes, but as much as yoh would like to take time to register this moment, the world around you shifted backwards. You slid to the back of his throat and was gulped down like some piece of candy. It wasn't all that bad though…in fact, it was amazing! Or at least that's what you thought of it that is. Being pushed down and down, further into your lover, hearing his booming heartbeat, and slowly traversing into a pale green section…it was pure bliss! There's no way a lover could get any closer to their partner! Soon enough you fell into a small chamber. It was small but you assumed it would be bigger…seeing as it was Mitarai's stomach. But you guessed it made sense, seeing as he hadn't eaten much of anything lately.

He burps softly into his hand and released another sound of awe. You felt the walls indent around you, that being him rubbing his stomach. "A-are you okay in there?" You could hear his voice ask nervously.

"Y-yes dear I'm fine!" You kinda giggle back. Sitting up, you push back on the indents where his fingers were. This was truly fascinating. You yawn, "dear? Please…get some sleep soon, yeah? That's what I'm about to do." You say, with full certainty that the imposter would be here soon to put Mitarai to bed. You lay down. You trusted him enough to sleep in such a usually dangerous organ. Soon enough, you close your eyes and start to rest. "Mmn…goodnight my dear…I love you…" you yawn

"O-oh! I-I'll try to! Sleep well o-okay!" He quickly says before noticing your drowsiness. He was baffled at how you could possibly fall asleep in such a place. "I…I love you too…" a small smile pulled on his lips as he said this.

"Goodnight"

[rainywritingsx]

hcs: todoroki, midoriya and bakugou with an s/o who sleep cuddles them

Request: YOUR REQUESTS ARE OPEN, YAAY uhm anyway, would you maybe write about something with Shoto, Izuku and Bakugo with an s/o that gets sleepy a lot and just kinda sleep cuddles them often? I am a sleep cuddler and I wasn't aware of that for years lmao I just love feeling protected and I'm into fluff a lottt, hope you have a nice day and love youuuu sweetieee

First of all, my apologies for not having written in a while. I’m gonna be blunt and honest: I just really didn’t feel like it and I didn’t want to write something that wasn’t even good. But anyway, I’m posting again ^^ You didn’t specify whether you wanted headcanons or scenarios, so I decided to write headcanons ^^ I thought those would fit best with your request. Hope you have fun reading!

xxx Damla

Todoroki Shouto

Literally a walking heater/air conditioner, aka the perfect person to cuddle while sleeping

Todoroki really doesn’t mind you sleep cuddling him

it will surprise him the first few times though, and he may even blush a bit

doesn’t really know what to do at first so

he’s just lying there, arms agains his body

but after a few times, if he’s awake, he might hug you back uwu

I also don’t think he’s the type to move much in his sleep so even better cuddle material for u!

if you’ve been dating for a while, he might even snuggle into and press a soft kiss on your forehead

but he won’t really talk about it to you

not that he’s embarrassed

he just doesn’t think it’s a big deal

until a friend of yours mentions it and you’re like ??? I do that???

“yeah”

“oh”

welp

if you feel embarrassed he will reassure you that he doesn’t mind :D

also

he won’t let a n y o n e wake you up

you could be anywhere, if you’re tired he will let you sleep

I can also see him carrying you

if you nuzzle into his chest while he is carrying you, he will d i e 

might accidentally activate his quirk, but before it hurt you he already notices it

still wow, you have that effect on him

it’s something that makes him realise how much he cares about you

If you’re ever in some vehicle together and yo get sleepy, he will just silently move your head so it’s on his shoulder :,)

Midoriya Izuku

o boi

pray for his heart please

as soon as he feels you clinging onto him, Midoriya thinks he’s gonna faint

he will get red, feel very hot, might even sweat a little but he doesn’t say a single thing

but you never mention it?

that’s when he realises you do this unconsciously

so for a while he doesn’t really talk about either

and when you realise you do cuddle him in your sleep and ask him about it

baby will just become a flustered mess

“I-I’m sorry that I didn’t tell you! I just didn’t think it was a big deal and I didn’t want to make you feel awkward or upset-”

yeah he will ramble

however, once you two have been together for a longer time, his reaction will become more natural to it

he may shyly hug you back, pull you a little closer or nuzzle into your neck

also, if you ever get sleepy, your human teddy bear is here!!

if it’s in a crowded area he will get shy but he won’t mind it

if you sleep while he is doing something and you cuddle him in a way that prevents him from doing it, he will just stop

he’s not going a n y w h e r e

….yeah that’s rough buddy

but he loves you so much and watching you sleep so peacefully is worth not being able to move

and if you fall asleep anywhere inconvenient, ypu bet your ass he will carry you to your bed

this boi is strong, he can do it

and honestly, holding you as well as you hugging him makes him feel like he’s protecting you

and that’s what he always wants to do

if he ever wakes you up on accident he will just profuesly apologise until you ave to shut him up with a kiss

he means well I promise

Bakugou Katsuki

he will be confused

“What the fuck?”

if he accidentally wakes you up, he will definitely be flustered

won’t apologise but you can tell he feels a little guilty

he will mention it once he notices it’s an unconscious habit of yours

but if you apologise, he will not be happy about it

“The hell you apologisin’ for? I didn’t say I hated it did I…

pssst, he loves it :)

despite his confident demeanor, I can see bakugou actually being insecure in the sense that, if he doesn’t get confirmation that he’s good he will feel like he isn't good enough

so when you unconsciously hug him, it makes him feel like you trust him and feel safe with him

and that makes him happy

Also won’t hesitate to beat someone’s butt if they wake you up  

And somehow he manages to do that without yelling and waking you up lmao 

If you fall asleep on him and cuddle him in public, he won’t move a muscle 

Sorry, he’s just struggling 

But when you two are in private, he won’t hesitate to hold you and pull you closer 

He might even stare at you for a bit, and stroke your cheek oh so gently

I can also see him using moments like this to completely open up to you

Bakugou wont immediately fully open up at the start of your relationship

He wants to, he really does but he’s scared

So for now, he just talks to you while you’re asleep 

However if you wake him up by cuddling him like that he will be annoyed 

He sleeps at like 8:30pm come on, don’t be surprised 

He might push you away and go back to sleep, and if he wakes you up by accident he will mutter an apology

He does love it when you hold him, he just doesn’t like being woken up :p

He still loves you tho :D

[cyro-starfire]

What hurts to talk about...

Cyro X Minus!Lemon Monster hurt/comfort fic

Once again i will be tagging @monsternightfunkin because their blog gives me insperation to write

⚠️WARNINGS FOR THIS FIC:⚠️ OC X CANON, ABUSE MENTION, NIGHTMARE, TRAUMA, SLIGHT SELF HARM (Hitting head), CRINGE

Colors for characters

Cyro - Pink

Minus - Orange

Please enjoy my horrid writing if you can!

It was late into the night, probably around 11 PM or 12 AM. Minus had been put in charge in taking care of Cy, despite Girlfriend and Pico being reluctant in letting him. The others knew Minus was strong enough to protect Cy if any danger were to come into the house. Cyro was sleeping on their bed while Minus slept on the floor, the alien had insisted that Minus should sleep on their bed but he declined, he was worried that with his weight he'd crush the bed, besides their rug wasn't too bad to sleep on, it was soft and fuzzy like him!

Cyro had been very reluctant on letting Minus sleep on the floor because it just didn't feel all to right but they really couldn't say no to him, so they let him sleep on their rug anyway. Despite it being the floor, Minus was catching some good Z's, having a pretty good dream! Cyro on the other hand...was having the opposite experience...

The poor alien was having terrible nightmares for the past week...and they were all about HER...Cyro's abusive ex girlfriend, Sam. It had been over 3 years since Cyro had broken up with her, but the scars from her abuse still remained within Cyro's mind...the horrible things she would say to them...the horrible things she would do to them...it would give Cyro horrible visions and make them go into a traumatic episode if they ever saw anything that reminded them of Sam...

The alien whimpered and whined softly, untill those whimpers got louder...and louder, their body was shaking madly, tears formed in their shut eyes, they could feel her disgusting hands on their body despite her not being there...they could hear her terrible voice, mocking them, laughing at them. Reminding them that they were nothing but a pathetic little alien...

"n-no...no...no no no no no...NONONONOO!!!" They screamed in horror and agony as they choked on tears and awoke from their horror filled dream...panting heavily as they looked around the room. They took a moment to let the cool night air fill their burning, aching lungs...their body was covered in sweat, and tears filled their eyes...they held their pillow tightly and sobbed into it. "Wh-Why...why c-can't y-y-you just leave m-me alone...p-please...g-get out of m-my head..." They whimpered, they wanted to forget Sam and the hell she put Cy through whilst in the relationship with her...

Cyro took their hands off of their pillow and started to hit their temples with their hands. "G-Get out...get out...get out, get out, GET OUT GET OUT!!" They screamed in what at first was fear but then it turned into rage...rage for what she had done to them, and rage for her not getting any karma for it, it aggravated Cy, why did they have to suffer while Sam gets off Scott free? It wasn't fair...why was life cruel like this? What did they do to deserve this?

They were interrupted by a big claw gently grabbing their left hand and stopping that hand from landing blows on their own head. They looked quickly at who had did it, but quietly sighed in relief when they saw that it was just Minus. "Why are you hitting your head? Your head didn't do anything bad did it?" The huge lemon monster yawned. "Don't hurt yourself like that, it's bad." He whined at Cy groggily. "O-Oh, s-s-sorry i w-w-woke you M-Minus, th-there was j-just...a-a fly on my h-head that's all!" Cyro tried to lie.

"I love you but please don't fib to me like that." Minus whimpered in typical dog fashion. "Why were you hitting your head, and screaming 'get out' for?" He asked them again...Cyro looked at Minus...they were hesitant to tell him...They didn't wanna worry him about what had been going on for the past week...would he even understand the gravity of the situation...? Sure he was abused like them but...it was a different kind of abuse...right...? "I...i..." Cyro tried to come up with a good excuse but nothing came to them...

They really had no other option did they? The alien sighed gently and finally gave up. "F-Fine, I'll...i-i'll tell y-you what's going on..." They admitted hesitantly. Minus gently put a claw on their bed to let them know that Cy had his full attention for this time..."I-I've...b-b-been having a-alot of nightmares a-about m-my ex girlfriend, S-Sam recently...a-about how she w-would abuse and manipulate m-me...i t-tried to see wh-what i could do t-to make them go away, b-but they s-still haven't stopped and i...i..." They started to tear up again. "I-I just w-want to forget a-about her s-so b-badly Minus...b-but...i-i don't kn-know if i can..." They said sniffling.

It wasn't before long until they finally broke down in front of minus, holding in any and all tears backfired badly for them, they sobbed and grabbed their pillow again, sobbing into it and apologizing to him that he's now seeing this side of them...he must think their pathetic now...however for Minus...seeing Cyro like this reminded him of himself when he was younger, and those monster hunters would torment him day and night...The lemon monster got up and gently picked up Cy, who was still clinging onto their pillow tightly, still saying "I'm sorry" in short chokes of tears.

"Hey...please don't cry, i don't like it when your in pain..." Minus said to Cyro softly, lifting up their chin gently with his claw. "i-i-i-i'm s-s-s-sorry...i-i-i-i'm s-s-so s-sorry..." They hiccuped, they couldn't stop feeling like it was their fault, maybe they did deserve to get abused, maybe they did deserve to be mentally damaged forever...maybe- all of their thoughts were interrupted by Minus giving them a small, soft lick on the cheek. "H-Huh?" Cyro held their cheek confused. "I don't know who hurt you, how and why but i do know your in pain, and you don't deserve to be in pain..." Minus said to Cyro in almost a hushed whisper, holding them closely to his chest.

There was a brief silence between the two, before Minus broke it again "I'm here for you, i will protect you, everything will be okay, i love you..." He whispered to them, their sobs and sniffles slowly grew quiet as their tears eventually stopped, they were still shaking slightly but not as bad as before...they leaned into Minu's chest and took a moment to embrace how warm he was...how fluffy he was...how safe they were with him..."th-thank you..." Cyro purred softly, as they snuggled into him...the two had a moment of comfortable and safe silence with one another...it was nice. Maybe this is what Cy deserved...healing...saftey...love...

And Minus was there to give it to them. Minus slowly curled up with Cy in their arms, making sure they were comfortable, and the two fell asleep together...

[mypimpademia]

SFW alphabet with Kuroo Tetsuro

Kuroo x reader

TW: Maybe some swearing

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A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Kuroo is very affectionate. Usually shows it through lots of kisses and hugs.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How did the friendship start?)

He'd probably be the crackhead ass best friend that convinces you to do dumb shit with them.

It would most likely start in middle school in a super cliche way. He'd probably be running in the halls and run into you, say sorry really fast then keep running. And the next day come to give you a real apology and you guys just hit it off.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Kuroo loves to cuddle, and khen cuddling with him, hes always the big spoon. Has your back to him chest with his arms around you, while you're sitting up, chest to chest laying down or on your sides, anything where he can have you super close really.

Hes also the type to be reluctant to letting you get up to use the bathroom because he doesn't want to stop

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

Once hes absolutely sure that you're the one, he'll start wanting to settle down. But he won't actually do it till he's ready.

He at least has basic knowledge, he can make spaghetti, rice, a grilled cheese, all of that, but can't do anything super complex. He definitely has potential to learn though.

He's pretty good at cleaning, it just the staying clean part that doesn't always work. I feel like he lives in chaotic cleanliness, meaning it'll look out of order but he knows where everything is. But if you simplify it and put everything into small units or something, he'll be really clean.

E = Ending (If they break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

The longer you've been together, the easier he'll let you down, but the harder it'll be for him.

Depending on why you're breaking up, he'll talk it out with you. If you're going out on good terms, he'll ask if you'd like to stay friends. But if its on bad terms, he'll cut all ties with you.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel commitment? How quickly do they want to get married?)

Like I said on domestic, he'll want to settle down and get married once he realizes he's got the right person. Doesn't really care when, as long as youre both ready and able to do it.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Physically, he play fights a lot and gives really tight hugs, but he wont if you ask him not to.

Emotionally, hes pretty soft for you. He'll open up to you when he feels a good amount of trust, and he'll make if clear that he'll be your shoulder to cry on when you need it.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Kuroo loves hugs, and he hugs you whenever he can. Usually hugs you in an almost back breaking grip, he might pick you up and spin you around too.

L = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

Always said it when you guys were friends, and when you were dating he kept saying it. But never said it in a romantic way till about 10 months into your relationship, so decently fast

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they're jealous?)

Kuroo is confident, and doesn't get jealous too often. But when he does, he gets pretty jealous. He'll get super touchy with you, hold your hand, and your waist. If you're talking to someone he'll just stare at them, and drag you away when he reaches his limit.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Kuroos kisses are usually rough, and passionate. But they'll be softer if he's in a soft mood.

Kisses your lips and face the most, and if youre short than him he'll kiss your forehead and the top of your head.

He really only ever likes kisses on the lips and jawline. He'll take anywhere else, but those are his favorite places.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Kuroo is the type to get used as a jungle gym by little kids. But he'll probably play tag and hide and seek with them. He's like the fun dad type around little kids, and his parental side come out around them.

When theyre not playing, he's lying down with all of them watching a Disney movie while they're hugging him.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Kuroo likes to sleep in, so mornings with him are spent going in and out of sleep while you hold each other. And once you're completely awake, you'll probably lay in bed for about an hour just talking.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Kuroo is a night owl, so the two of you will stay up, playing games, talking eating, etc. Then you'll go to bed around 1 - 3 am

O = Open (When would they start revealing themselves to you? Do they say everything all at once, or wait awhile to reveal things slowly?)

Since you guys were best friends before you were dating, there wasn't much to open up about. But opening up romanticly took him around 6 months. He's an open book, so there wasn't too much to say, so he said it all at one.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Kuroo is super nonchalant, so he really does ever get mad. It takes a lot to make him angry, so don't expect to see him heated too often

Q = Quizzes (How much do they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

Kuroo surprisingly remembers a lot about you. He doesn't remember everything you say word for word, but he knows a decent amount. He knows you favorite color, food, family names (even if you've only mentioned them once), favorite flower, etc.

R = Remember (Whats their favorite moment in your relationship?)

The first "I love you" will forever be his favorite. It was such a soft and vulnerable moment, he just knew it'd be something he'd never forget

S = Security (How protectively are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Kuroo let's you freely talk to anyone, but if he gets a weird vibe from someone, or youre talking to someone that he knows isn't good, he'll make sure to keep an eye on you.

Normally either keeps his distance and watches you from afar, or stands next to you with an arm around you.

Doesn't really want protection, he wants to be the one protecting you. But if he had to choose, it'd be to defend him when hes mot there to defend himself.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, and everyday tasks)

Kuroo is a very driven and passionate person, so he puts a lot of effort towards your relationship. However, it will falter if he sees that his partner won't reciprocate that energy.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Kuroo likes giving tight hugs, and rough kisses, and he's even rough during play fights. So his bad habit is that sometimes he gets too rough, hits you a little to hard during play fights, and squeezes you too tight during hugs, but nothing that hurts for more than a few minutes.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Again, Kuroo is very confident, so he never gets too concerned with his looks. People even call him bed head, which is probably true. He'll come out of the house without changing his hair from how it was after waking up and still feel like he looks good.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Once he's really into your relationship, he'll definitely feel like something is missing when hes not with you. Hes not clingy about it, but its not the same without you

X = Xtra (Random hc about them)

Kuroo takes a lot of pictures of you to the point where you make up 50% of his gallery. He even has them categorized; selfies, full body photos, cute pictures of you sleeping, you making dumb faces, etc.

Y = Yuck (What are somethings they wouldn't like? Either in general or in a partner.)

Kuroo wouldn't enjoy a partner that has nothing that they strive for. They don't have wants, or a goal, they're just there.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs?)

Kuroo moves around a lot in his sleep, but when you're next to him he moves a lot less. And he's a generally heavy sleeper, but tends to wake up if you even get out of bed to use the bathroom.

[levi-daughter]

Felix NSFW alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

After everything is done he doesn't really want to take care of you. He wants to go to sleep so tomorrow he wouldn't be tired and can train. But since he loves you he'd do what you ask him to before falling asleep.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On him: arms. He trains them a lot to be able to use swords as well as he wants to, so he has strong arms. And he can hold you tight between them, so that's another reason to like them.

On you: hands. He never thought he could fall in love. He's always said his hand was fit for a sword, not for a woman's hand. But then he met you, and fell for you, and holding your hand with his gives sense to everything. He loves to hold your hands, they're fit for his.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

So disgusting. Cumming around and then having to clean, he hates it. But he even knows he can't cum inside you or there may be a problem. So he usually cums in your mouth when you give him a bj or on your belly, but he keeps a tissue at hand to clean it right after because ugh.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He loves to fight with you, it turns him on. He always asks you to train with him and he loves it when you get angry because he has won. Your red and angry face, the pretty mouth he loves so much yelling such swearings. It excites him in a kind of perv way.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

With who? With swords? I don't think that's possible (or safe). No, he had nobody before you. You're his first and last, and he wants to be yours too.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He prefers the valedictorian position. He likes to be in control over you and to fuck you as he pleases while he sees your excited and quite painful expression. That's a big turn on, and this position permits him to do everything he wants. He usually holds your hands during the whole process, interwining your fingers. That's a symbol of his love, duh.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Felix? Goofy? Where? He takes the whole thing serious but there's a thing he really can't help himself from doing. Don't think bad about him, he's just a jerky hot guy looking like a demon, he's not bad. He can't help himself but to insult you. These are the only things he says in bed. He calls you slut and teases you mercilessly.

«Look at you, so red, crying out my name. You want it so badly…! You really are a whore.»

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He doesn't give a flying shit. It's just a waste of time he could use to train to take care of what he has down there. But of course if you find it gross he'll shave. He knows it can be disgusting.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Romance? Nah. Rough passion and a sadistic control freak? Hell yeah! Don't expect anything sweet from him, except the loving stare he always gives you when you two have done.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Nah, never. It's gross and disgusting and a waste of time. And if he's horny he has you so he doesn't see any point doing so.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He's a control freak. He likes to tie you up, sometimes blinding you, and wants you to do everything he says. Not to mention how much he likes when you call him Daddy. Yeah, yeah, he likes control. And he's even a bit of a sadist. He likes to choke you a little, maybe some bites, but nothing too painful, he still loves you.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Bed, his or yours it doesn't matter, it's the best place to take you, so he can be in control. But when he wants a quickie, the training grounds are a total yes. Fucking you surrounded by the swords he loves so much? Fucking yes!

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

When he sees you fighting. Everytime you have a sword in your hands, or when you're angry at someone, when you seek revenge, when you're determinated, when you have a killing stare in your eyes. Mmh, mmh, yeah, yeah, big turn ons.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He wouldn't ever hurt you too badly. A little pain it's OK, but too much is…too much. But if you're not in the mood of feeling the slightest bit of pain he won't do it, he wants you to enjoy the whole thing too, so he'd be gentler.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He likes giving the most. That way he has you under his total control, wanting him to do more, to keep going, but he decides to do something else, something that will give you more pleasure. He can decide whatever he wants and doesn't listen to your beggings a single time. But with his tongue and long fingers, you always enjoy whichever he decides to do.

But the fact that he prefers giving doesn't mean he doesn't like to receive a nice bj. Seeing you on your knees, pleasuring him, it's exciting. He always pulls your hair and moves your head at the speed he wants. Sometimes he moves his hips too.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He's rought and fast for most of the time, but there are these times when he just wants to torture you and he'd go so slow. It doesn't matter how many times you beg him to go faster, he won't, ever.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He doesn't mind them. When he's feeling horny but has no time, or doesn't want, to have real long sex, quickies are a nice substitute. Especially in the training ground, after you two trained together, you nearly always have a quickie.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He really just likes what he usually does, and you too, so you don't usually take risks. But if you ever want to he has no objections, and you don't either when it's the other way.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He's well trained so he has a lot of stamina. He can go for about 7/8 rounds, but you never do that many. Or you get destroyed after the 4th round or he gets tired and stops after the 5th.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He doesn't need them. You have each other and that's all you need while having sex.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Ohhhh, he's the king of unfair. He always teases you, no matter what you do. As I said before he always insults you by calling you slut and so on and teases mercilessly.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's not one to moan out loud, but the air is always filled with insults and with your loud moans.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

One time you were talking with Sylvain. He wasn't trying to hit on you, you're his best friend's girlfriend he'd never do that. But Felix was still feeling like a jealous bitch so he walked up to you and held your hand. «Sorry, I'm already fucking this one tonight. Go and look for another one.» and he dragged away. He locked the two of you in his room and really fucked you all night long.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Well, he's thicc and big, about 18cm/7 inches, long enough to pleasure you reaaaaaallly well.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He doesn't starve to do it, so about once a week, sometimes more, sometimes less. It just really depends on his mood.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Before falling asleep he always takes a shower and when he comes back to bed, if you're not asleep yet, he cuddles you for a while, so you both fall asleep together. If you're already asleep he kisses your forehead and lies down next to you, then he hugs you and falls asleep.

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[boyfriend-vernon]

s t u d y  b u d d i e s

g e n r e - s m u t

w a r n i n g s - h i g h s c h o o l  a u, v i r g i n  r e a d e r, u n p r o t e c t e d    s e x, e x p l i c i t  l a n g u a g e

o r i g i n a l  c o n t e n t - i did write this and the original that can be found on wattpad at the user ong_seunguwu

o r i g i n a l  i d o l - k w o n  j i y o n g

a u t h o r  n o t e -  i do not condone underaged or unprotected sex. by writing that they are seniors in highschool i am implying that they are 18 years of age. the reader is on the pill (mentioned briefly at the end). please do not engage in unprotected sex unless you are in a long term relationship with a trustworthy partner.  that being said please enjoy sex as much as you want with the use of aforementioned protection!

A paper ball hits you in the side of the cheek and you roll your eyes. Seriously? We are fucking seniors for crying out loud. You pick it up off of the desk with a sigh. As your economics teacher drones on and on about monopolies and societal revenue, you quickly and stealthily open up the wadded piece of paper.

"Pssssst Y/N,

I need your help studying! I know the test is tomorrow and I can't fail it! PLEASE!

-Call Me Mr Fuckin' G.O.D."

You roll your eyes, not at the request, but at how he signed the letter. You smooth out the paper and grab your pencil.

"Vernon,

 Of course, I'll help you study, but you'll owe me! And if I call you anything it'll be dipshit...

-You're Saviour."

You gently fold up the paper into a neat little square and hand it to your neighbour.

"Pass it to Vernon." You mouth at them. They nod and pass the message until Vernon is the one holding the note in his hands.

He opens the letter with little to no discretion, causing you to fight the urge to facepalm. He smiles happily to himself and rolls his eyes before grabbing his pencil to reply. A few minutes later the once again balled up piece of paper is laying on your desk again.

"Y/N calling someone older than you dipshit is disrespectful... Maybe you'll tutor me in the ways of economics and I'll tutor you in the ways of mannerisms. I'll walk home with you mkay?

xx- Vernon"

You bite back a light grin and when the teacher isn't looking, turn around and flip him off. He glares at you and you stifle a giggle.

Later that afternoon as the bell rings for the last time, signalling the end of the day, you walk through the crowded halls quickly. You finally make it to your locker. Unlocking it you shove the textbooks you don't need inside with a sigh. Shutting it allows you to finally see the goody boy leaning against the locker beside your own.

"Hey there pumpkin." He says cheekily.

You roll your eyes and turn towards the exit. You begin walking, with your backpack over your shoulders and Vernon beside you. Once outside of the large high school he links his hand with yours.

"What the fuck are you doing?" You ask him incredulously, a dark blush flowing over your cheeks.

"Shut up loser. I'm only holding your hand. You won't die." he replies slightly annoyed.  

"It's just weird! Since when do we hold hands?" You question.

"Hush, I just wanted to hold your hand, but if you're gonna whine about it then never mind." He says sounding embarrassed.

"N-no... It's fine. I was just surprised is all." Your blush grows darker.

By the time that the two of you reach your home, he is swinging your hands back and forth cutely and your chattering is nonstop. Once inside you both kick off your shoes and drop your bags by the door.

"Snack first?" You ask, making your way towards the kitchen. You two had been friends since you could barely walk and so this obviously wasn't his first time in your home. Before you could make it more than a few steps away he grabs your wrist and pulls you back. You yelp as you stumble back towards him. He chuckles and pins you up against the door.      

"Is everything okay down there Y/N?" A masculine voice calls out from upstairs, making both you and Vernon freeze.

"Sorry Mr. Y/L/N! I accidentally bumped into her and scared her!" he calls out.

"Hansol is that you? It's been a while!" The voice calls out again.

"Yes sir it has been a very long time," he begins shooting you a look that gave you chills, "Y/N invited me over to study for our big economics test tomorrow!"

"Oh that was a great idea on your part honey!" your father calls out to you this time.

"Yes sir, he is pretty good at the subject and I figured it would be v-very b-beneficial to m-me." You stutter out as Vernon licks up the side of your neck before beginning to suck on it.

"Well, I'll leave you two be! I have a big presentation tomorrow so I'll be up here in my office working on that! Knock if you need me!"

"Will do sir!." Vernon responds all the while looking at you with a smirk. You both here the door to your father's office close and you look at him incredulously.

"What are you doing?" You whisper sternly.

"You asked if I wanted a snack." He replies with a shrug looking you up and down hungrily, "I figured I'd help myself to what your parents made."

"Not only was that extremely cringe, it also isn’t on the fucking menu."

"When you tell me to stop I will, but for now..." He trails off as his mouth returns to your neck.

"Verns, s-seriously. My d-dad is l-literally right up the stairs." You say biting back moans.

"But your daddy is right here," he replies with a cocky smirk, lifting you up and wrapping your legs around him.

You protest in harsh whispers as he walks you to the kitchen and sits you down on the table.

"Oh hush Y/N.," he says darkly, spreading your legs.

You push down the hem of your skirt to cover your crotch. He chuckles before grabbing a fist full of your hair and pulling it back. It hurts a little, but it turns you on more. His hot breath fans over your ear.

"Y/N I'm going to count to three. You better have your skirt lifted up and your hands above your head by the time I'm finished counting. If you don't this will be a lot harder for you."

He lets go of your hair and squats down until he is eye level with your crotch. All the while counting slowly to three. His voice has never seemed so sexy to you. You proceed to lift your skirt and raise your hands obediently. He smirks up at you as he hooks his fingers into either side of your panties and gently moves them down your thighs, then down your calves, and onto the floor. You are looking down at him nervously, as he pulls your hips to the edge of the table, his mouth centimetres from your heat. He gently kisses your clit and you shudder. He smiles and proceeds to lick it. You gasp loudly and he looks up at you.

"Your father is upstairs." he reminds you before licking your clit once more.

You bite your bottom lip and drop your hands to his hair. After assaulting your clit numerous times he surprises you by dipping his tongue into your dripping hole. You open your mouth, but no sound comes out, just a face expressing extremely pleasure.

"You're so tight Y/N and this is just my tongue. I can only imagine what you'd feel like around my fingers... Or better yet my cock."

"I-I wouldn't mind finding out..."

He sticks his tongue back inside of you and hums lightly before pulling it out again to look up at you.

"You're still a virgin aren't you Y/N?"

You look away embarrassed by the obvious fact. He chuckles, "Let's change that."

You look at him wide-eyed as he stands up and unzips his pants quickly. You try to look everywhere but at his obvious erection.

"You're so wet I should be able to just slide in. I'll be gentle with you Y/N, don't worry." He looks at you, but this time you see a lot of love in his dark eyes, not cockiness.

You nod lightly, a dark blush painting your cheeks. He pulls down his boxers and you finally give up on trying not to look at his erection.

"My eyes are up here ya know?" He questions jokingly, cupping your chin in his hand and lifting your head. He stares deep into your eyes before kissing you lightly. You are the one who deepens the kiss, with a cross between passion and aggression. He raises his eyebrow in a shocked but doesn't protest. As your kiss continues to heat up, you feel his tip brush against your core and you moan into his mouth. He slowly pushes his tip into, while lifting you lightly off the table. He slowly pushes his entire length into you and you tear up. You bite his lip harshly. He groans both at the bite and how tight you are around him.

"F-fuck Y/N." he groans out quietly.

"P-please move Vernon," you mumble.

He nods, pulling out and pushing back in. With just the first thrust you are already weak. He is surprisingly vocal; whispering out profanity and a slur of compliments to you. Eventually, his thrusts get faster and his grip on your hips gets tighter. You begin to meet his upward thrusts with downward grinds and when he hits your spot you connect your lips with his harshly. This quieted your moans significantly.

"Vernon, I th-think I'm g-gonna... Ahh." you moan out and he smirks thrusting harder and faster.

"Do it baby girl. Cum around my dick." he groans into your ear.

Right after he says these words you do and he groans. He tries to hold his orgasm in, to let you ride out your high, but he can't hold it for long and cums. Some inside of you and some on your stomach. You are both panting and sweating. He chuckles and so do you.

"I never thought you'd be my first," you say in between heavy breaths.

He smiles widely, "Can I be your last too? And every time in between?"

"Are you asking me out you asshole?"

"Is that a yes loser?"

"Well, no shit! And you’re so lucky I’m on the pill," you say as he sets you back down on the table and he nods knowingly.

As you try to stand up, you stumble forward and he catches you.

"So, what you're saying is I have to carry your fat ass?"

"Shut the fuck up! You didn't have a problem holding me up just a few seconds ago!"

He laughs as he pulls his pants and underwear back up. He rolls his eyes and picks up your underwear from the floor and then you. He lugs you over his shoulder and you yelp.

"TO THE BATHROOM WE GO!" he calls out loudly.

"Did you kids say something?" Your father calls out from up the stairs.

You tense up and Vernon answers, "Sorry I yelled in victory. I won our little economics game review!"

"Oh okay! Well, congratulations!" your father calls out once more and then the door is heard closing once more.

"Nice save douche-bag."

"Don't make me drop your ass." he replies.

You both laugh as he carries you to the bathroom and helps you clean up.

[moistmailman]

'Villain' Ruby and Superhero Pyrrha AU part 2

*At Ruby's 'Super Duper secret' headquarters*

Pyrrha, kicking down the door: RUBY! I'M HERE TO STO- what the?

*Pyrrha looks around the room to see decorations everywhere, including candles, dimmed lights, a small round table with white cloth on it, and some bread rolls on said table*

Pyrrha, confused:........what.......

Pyrrha: What's going on? Am I at the right place?

*Suddenly Ruby walks into the room with a beautiful red dress and evil goggles*

Pyrrha: What the?

Ruby, boastfully: HAHA! SO YOU HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED, AMAZON! JUST AS I EXPECTED! YOU HAVE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE COMING TO MY-

Pyrrha: What are you wearing?

Ruby: Eh?

Pyrrha: Why are you wearing that?

Ruby: W-what are you talking about? I-I always wear my goggles. I-it's apart my evil attire.

Pyrrha: ???????? I meant the dress. Why are you wearing a dress right now?

Ruby, blushing: N-no reason! I-I just w-wanted to l-look pretty today! *Awkwardly chuckles* W-what are you, the fashion police?

Pyrrha:

Ruby, awkwardly: D-does it look b-bad on me or something? I-Is red not my color?

Pyrrha: What?

Ruby: Oh god, it looks bad on me, doesn't it? I knew I shouldn't have been this bold with the dress! I kne-

Pyrrha: Wait, stop! I never said you looked bad. I'm sorry if I made you think that, it's just that......I wasn't expecting you to be wearing a dress is all, so it kinda put me off.

Ruby: Well shows what you know! Now it's time to get on with my evil plans! *'Evilly' laughs*

Pyrrha, back to her superhero demeanor: What are you planning, Ruby!?

Ruby: Oh I bet you would love to know. Don't worry, I'll tell you my whole evil plan.......*Starts awkwardly twirling hair while she goes and sits at the table*...b-but y-you know, i-it might take a while. S-so you might want to take a s-seat a-at the table.

Pyrrha:............say what?

Ruby: T-take a seat already! O-otherwise your legs might b-become tired during my evil plan monologue.

Pyrrha: No, I understood that part. I just want to know why the table looks like that?

Ruby, nervously: Well uh....

Pyrrha: Actually, I want to know why this entire place looks like some sort of restaurant for fancy dates. Are you trying to set up a date with me? And is that wine on the table?

Ruby, blushing: W-what?! S-set up a date?! I-I didn't do that! T-t-that's i-insane. That's just a crazy talk! I-I dont even like you! I h-hate you actually! A-and if you must know, this wine is for me only!

Pyrrha: That's a lot of wine for one person.

Ruby, panicking: I'm an alcoholic!

Pyrrha:

Ruby, sweating bullets:

Pyrrha:........Ooooookay, but that still doesn't explain why this place looks like a fancy date. It's seems you did deliberately made this place looks romantic.

Ruby, blushing more: What?! No! I-I didn't do th- I didnt even KNOW that you were coming actually.

Pyrrha: But you literally just told me you were expecting me like 2 minutes ago.

Ruby:

Pyrrha: Ruby?

Ruby, awkwardly: Hmm, I did say that now, didnt I?.........*starts fidgeting with her dress uncomfortably*

Pyrrha: Are you uh......are you alrig-

Ruby: I-I DIDN'T D-DO THIS FOR YOU, I-IF THAT WHAT YOU WERE THINKING, MISSY!

Pyrrha:

Ruby, sweating bullets: I m-mean w-why would I set up a romantic date for my p-pretty arch nemesis? It's just impractical!

Pyrrha:........Did you just call me pre-

Ruby, freaking out: P-PRETTY UH....PRETTY ANNOYING ARCH NEMESIS, I MEANT! I D-DONT F-FIND Y-YOUR R-RED HAIR BEAUTIFUL! O-OR YOUR EMERALD EYES TO BE BREATHTAKING!

Pyrrha:

Ruby: I-I DONT GET WEAK ON MY KNEES WHEN I LOOK AT YOU!

Pyrrha:

Ruby: So you are CRaaaaaaZY for thinking that. Your eyes arent even that beautiful!

Pyrrha:

Ruby: And for your information. This place always looks like this! It's uh......it's somewhat gothic, w-with the candles a-and all. Which perfectly matches my villain's theme.

Pyrrha: I thought your villain's theme was robotic. You usually wear overalls and you build robots to do your biddings.

Ruby: G-GOTHIC ROBOTS! THEY ARE GOTHIC ROBOTS.

Pyrrha: You literally have a robotic dog named Zwei that loves belly rubs.

Ruby: G-GOTHIC BELLY RUBS!

Pyrrha: I'm starting to think that you were planning thi-

Ruby: I WASN'T PLANNING THIS! YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY CRAZY TO THINK I WOULD SET UP A DATE BETWEEN YOU AND ME!

Pyrrha:

Ruby: A-AND YOU WOULD BE EVEN CRAZIER TO THINK THAT THE DUCK THAT IS CURRENTLY IN THE OVEN WAS MEANT FOR A DATE TOO! HAHAHA! CRAZY, I TELL YOU.

Pyrrha: Oh, that's good then, cause I don't even like duck.

Ruby, heartbroken: What?! D: But I worked so hard on cooking it!

Pyrrha, raising an eyebrow:

Ruby: I-I mean uh.......I don't care that you don't l-like duck..........

Pyrrha:

Ruby, sweating:

Pyrrha:

Ruby, sweating:

Pyrrha:

Ruby:............ *Blushes and hide her face* STOP LOOKING AT ME!

Pyrrha:...........what's going on?