#wack as hell LMAOOO

[mad-hunts]

my daily visual and actually serious headcanon for y'all today is that barton does not like cheaters at ALL. and i'm specifically talking about in romantic relationships right now, though i may talk about other kinds of cheaters on a later date. he hates them SO much, in fact, that pretty much the only real instance that barton has ever committed arson was against a guy in organized crime who he had been dating for about 8 months (anddd this guy also tried to kill barton, BUT back to the story) who he found out had cheated on him multiple times with a woman he had been working with.

and as you can imagine, that did NOT bode over well with barton, so he torched his house... with him in it JSJSJ yeah, i know, it's beyond awful + he also came out of there with singed eyebrows and partially burnt clothes, but he honestly couldn't care less. thus, needless to say, i would really not suggest doing it to barton because there is a good chance he will make sure that you regret it xxx / j (i kid, i kid LMAO but still)

[myheartishervessel]

Update on my edible journey- It was fucking wack I ended up taking the entire edible (rookie mistake) and ts didn't kick in for me until 3 HOURS L8R and then I got so incredibly toasted it wasn't even funny, it felt like I was being poached like a lobster...I was literally nonverbal and paralyzed on the couch for hours on end watching sinners LMAOOO. I don't like edibles in the first place this just proves my dislike for them, will I probably take them again in the future? More than likely. Have I learned anything from this experience? Hell nah. The high was kinda nice at times so I can't rlly complain LAWL

[noahtally-famous]

td 2023 s2 ep1 spoilers below the cut

(okay so I have not finished s1 but I know the general gist of what happens through mutuals posts and just the td tag lmaoo. maybe later I will actually sit down and watch the whole thing, but that time is not now.)

moving onto my thoughts of s2...

AHHHHHHHH idk how else to explain it but I absolutely LOVED the episode, and honestly I have a feeling I'll love this season, simply bc everyone is so great!!

heck even ripper and chase were tolerable, like, there weren't any fart jokes or anything, it was great!

MKULIA SWEEP???? HELL FREAKING YEAH idc if it's a friendship/alliance, I'm living in my world where they're toxic yuri

Caleb getting some much-needed character development??? I'm SO here for it, and the stuff mentioned during the episode def fits the kinda vibe I have going for him, so that's even better!! (potential caleb & emma friendship??? they can bond over kittens and of caleb being emotionally mature)

also his reactions to the team choosing was gold, I can't wait to see what A-Game he's gonna bring. I'm hoping he doesn't become a version of justin--I just want him to want to be a useful teammate and person for his team/friends/competitors and want to win as well. no overly crazy 'tda justin' villanry pls?? (I mean, I won't be averse to it if it does end up happening, but it'd be cool if things changed up this time around)

CHEMMA BROKE UP THANK FRICKING GOD, our prayers have been answered!! please please PLEASE have them stay broken up

raj & wayne on the same team again!! I was not expecting that tbh, but I'm curious to see where this goes

rajbow is so adorable, like bowie not even letting chris finish before he immediately picks raj first for his team is so 🥹

ngl chase is still a dumbass but now that chemma is out of the way, I mean it affectionately, I can't bring myself to hate any of the characters and that trend isn't going to stop here. that moment when he ran at granny hatchet and bowie was like "I don't believe it, I think he's gonna make it" like that scene was insane

damien is amazing as always, no words need to be said. manifesting a final two involving him

NICHELLE. FUCKING NICHELLE. GOD I CANNOT ARTICULATE HOW MUCH I ADORE HER HERE!! saving the best for last goddammit, I love her so so so so much, omfg the way she slayed the challenge, pls I'm so hyped for her character development this season, I can't wait for the other contestants to eat their words abt her

axel trying to 'be nice' ("i'm a work in progress" yes you are but you're doing amazing) but acting like an ass to ripper is something I live for. "I'm not following you, we're running in the same direction!" LMAOOOO

the fact that priya doesn't hold any resentment toward her parents still irks me, but I still love her character and I'm excited to see what's in store for her

GRANNY HATCHET SLAYED, 'NUFF SAID

I'm still hoping for some axelle content, but I'm more than happy with the mkulia servings we got

I'm lowkey interested in scary girl's change of character. I feel like this wont be the last we see of her--will she be like an amy and swim back to the island to enact revenge? or will she be like ezekiel and live on the island in secret? or will she be a secret third thing? I sure as heck don't know but I can't wait to find out!! her parting words def seem ominous enough to imply something

speaking of, scary girl's change of character and when she talked abt how she became "normal" everyone's reactions were sending me lmaooo

bowie going "you're never right" to chase but is the one to choose chase on his team, like yes dude frrr that frenemy whiplash was wack lmaoo I love it

same with bowie choosing julia, like yes we love to see two manipulative competitive strategists banding together

on a different note, I wonder what will come of bowie and emma's friendship from s1 and how that broke apart. maybe they could rekindle it in s2? hmmm

zee and their suitcase of sodas 😭

"she's an animal" OKAY MK TONE IT DOWN (pls don't, actually pls continue doing it) YOU'RE NOT HELPING MY MKULIA CASE HERE

millie being priya's first pick >>>

"what strategy? you just stop and run, it's not rocket surgery" 😭 I used to dislike ripper, but if he continues on like this, that opinion will def change. it's only been the first episode and I already don't dislike him anymore so-

MORE MKULIA P L E A S E IM HOPING

chris is still 'tdi chris' aka the b e s t chris imo, and I'm here for it!! also chef and chris's dynamic is still spot-on

in conclusion, im so very excited for what this season will bring!! in case you didn't realize, I LOVED the first episode!

[colesterstrudel]

Why in the fresh fried mcfuck are they tryna get us to be patriotic lmaooo boi this country is wack as hell and we all know it. The rock gearing up for that political run huh 💀

[kaijukat-art]

just wanted to pop in (again) and say that i *LOVE* douma & akaza as a crackship! i feel like they pair well together, even though akaza always wants to bite his head off

yesss haha they are my favourite sillies <3 rarepairs where one or both chars canonically dislike each other can be so gooddd i'm hella weak for it. i need therapy honestly rarepairs in general are fun purely bcuz you can cook up so much lovely nonsense from zero or minimal interactions. they literally inspired me to write a fic of how i'd characterize em together the brainrot is wack as hell lmaooo

[california-112]

TIME TO DUNK ON THE AEROPLANE BITS YAHOOO

Large square windows. That close together. Wadda heeell

Clearly we hadn't had the Comet crashes yet

What is the actual advantage of the second tailplane I wonder. Increased manoeuverability at speed, as there's a higher cruise because of the turboprops? We're not doing aerobatics though!

Also those turboprops look very funny but I think they're real so 🤭

This cabin is f*cking massive

TAKEOFF ANIMATION LMAOOO

Me when I'm lighting a fire whilst sitting between two massive tanks of Jet A-1 (literally how did they ever allow smoking on aircraft)

Not the adjustable seat

The galley...the galley...

Cloud glasses?!?!

:O! Thing! Kenneth More!

He's just noticed that it's a raindeer?! Sir first of all the tail. Second of all the fact that everything is branded with reindeers

Immediately tries to look at the tail lol. Yes it's still there. You'd notice pretty quickly if it wasn't

WHAT is this panel. Hardwood backing??? And the instrument layout is wack.

Also the massive glass panels like a Hampden or something in what is presumably meant to be a pressurised cabin...again, certainly before the Comet crashes

Dispensing engineers through the floor?!

They get new engines every 600 hours? What the hell kind of stresses are they put through to require that. And no refurbishments?! This is 1951, what happened to material economy?!

WHERE did the wing go. It was right outside his window. Where did it GO

CONTROL HANDOVER???

Honey: *expounding his theory on how they're gonna crash* Engineers in the background: *pikachu surprise face meme*

Bro if there was any uncertainty. Any. You would turn back. Film over, we grounded the fleet and found out that yup, surprisingly enough vibration does cause metal fatigue (maybe not fission though lmao), we'll change the construction and add vibration dampening and put NDTs in the maintenence schedule. You wouldn't argue with the Farnborough boffin you'd just do it

Eyes on the skies Mr Co-Pilot!

A job has come up now but standby for part two...no doubt there's more fun to be had.

[woahsehun]

♡ boyfriend jaemin ♡

what I think jaemin might be like as a boyfriend

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disclaimer: obviously I don’t know jaemin lmao this is just for fun and if you disagree feel free to politely disagree elsewhere ♡ but I mean comment if you want idc just pls don’t be mean to me I’ll cry

I also tried to keep it gender neutral but I am new to writing these types of scenarios and stuff so if you notice anything that I should change feel free to let me know :)

now back to our regularly scheduled programming

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• house husband boyfriend #1

• if he wakes up before you… would probably drink a cup of coffee before you get up, but would then make himself another with yours so you could drink them together (or if you drink tea same situation different beverage)

• is a big fan of waiting to do things in order to do them together

• another example would be: I think even if he was super hungry he would often hold off on eating dinner until you got home/to wherever he is so he can eat with you, because he doesn’t like the thought of you having to eat alone and always prefers your company anyways :’)

• y’all know that clip of him hugging jaehyun? yeah. would do that a lot, but not just a back hug, like the full on pajamas-morning breath-messy hair-half open eyes vibe. has his face against your shoulder so he can take a deep breath in to let the smell of your hair and clothes comfort him

• taking a quick break because I’m making myself go insane I think

• anyways

• takes pictures of you whether you’re aware or not (but not in like, a creepy way idk). will also force you to let him take pictures of you like that one video of him dragging haechan by the jacket so he could take pictures of him yeah that. hey, it’s not his fault you’re breathtaking

• of course he likes taking the aesthetic candid pictures of you, but his guilty pleasure? taking absolutely wack pictures of you eating and sleeping. hilarious. cute. lockscreen material in his eyes

• expect your cheeks to be squeezed. ya got cheeks? congrats! you get a squeeze. or maybe even a squish who knows. you do something remotely cute jaemin is all over it “ooohhhhwowowo my baby so cute” while you’re just cheeks compressed like (〃￣ω￣〃)

• may tease and nag but it’s out of love ahdhba

• would be a really good person to talk to about your mistakes/worrys or make mistakes around, because I think unless it’s something serious he would be great at calming you down and assuring you that everything is okay. seems like a big fan of “keep moving forward” and thinks sweating the small stuff is a waste of time almost

• maybe I think that because of his not-so-competitive nature most of the time but either way

• I feel like (if you had a day type job or were in college) he would enjoy seeing you off to work or classes if he has time. has your bag and/or drink ready and held out for you as you’re on your way out the door, but he wouldn’t let go of them without a goodbye kiss of course

• yeah I’m going insane again brb

• really appreciates anything you do for him whether it’s getting him coffee unexpectedly, visiting him at work (and if he’s having a hard time it just lifts him right up), rubbing his shoulders after a long practice, or even just the way you look at him is enough to satisfy his happiness quota for life

• because of this, like I mentioned before, he would try and do small things for you too. would wash your dishes or put away leftovers if you forget, would put your shoes by the door if you happen to kick them off elsewhere, sends you goodnight and good morning texts if you’re not together

• probably wouldn’t have much time to visit you at work or school, but would always try and call or text you during your break

• obviously just really affectionate and caring I mean we know this about him but I’m reminding us

• might pout it you reject his affection, but also kinda understands if you need space (even if he wants to hug you tighter than some skinny jeans)

• other than that I don’t feel like he pouts much I mean he trusts you and respects your thoughts and opinions idk what else to say about it

• probably admires you for your similarities and differences.

• I don’t even think it would depend on if you’re a hard worker or successful compared to others he just thinks you’re inspiring to him in your own right. I know people say he’s a member that definitely admires strong women, ya know based on his music tastes, and I for sure agree, but I also think no matter your gender identity he would just be in awe at your inner strength and it would help drive him in other things he does :)

• hello I’m back bc I had more thoughts so am making some edits lmaooo

• the type to make you lunch and leave little notes in it like “I love youuu”, “you mean the world to me”, “have a great day!”, “ooooh sexy”

• takes care of you really well even when you don’t ask for it like makes sure you eat enough and drink enough water, get enough sleep, take care of your mental health etc.

• which I also feel like means he can be stern sometimes, but it’s just because he really cares and doesn’t know what he would do if something happened to you

• that’s where the nagging comes in a bit like if you got sick “”tch tch tch* see this is why I told you you have to drink more water” as he absolutely babies the hell out of you

• if you’re laying on the couch or smth he’d probably just lay his whole body over you limp like a blanket until you tap out from being SQUISHED

• alright I think I’m really done for now so if I think of anything else maybe I’ll just make a part two

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♡ I feel like this was kinda short but that’s all I have for now so thanks to anyone who read this I guess, and I hope everyone has a great day/night! ♡

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[onetimetwotimesthreetimess]

okay wow this chapter is...clearly somthing else its like taking a roller coaster down angst hell everytime you think you can make it angst literally knock you down and burn you to a crisp (which is what i suspect alec may become lkdsgjkj) and you totally deliver on asshole!magnus i mean he done it all property destruction, emotional destruction, speeding, drinking, threatening (tho sebasbitch totally deserve that). and i really like how you deal with magnus emotion in this chapter cause i think in canon hes probably be the one to hide his pain the most so other see him as *unbothered* and *graceful* or whatever. pain should not be kind or graceful. its one devastating, ugly, destructive mess and we should be allowed to deal with that in our way.

and alec jumping straight into a burning building because he has an idotic, almost punishing self-sacrificial tendency and he wants magnus to be happy is soo. just so in character. but i may wack him in the head for it cause like babe, if you literally burned like sebastian era shadowhunter 2b then nobody would be happy. magnus will literally use an ouija board to summon and yell at you. what are you thinking

anyway incredible chapter. i know this is unlikely to happen but that ceiling falling moment in the end reminds me of k-drama memory loss shenanigans lmaooo.

AAAAHHH I AM SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT.

This chapter was hard to write. Especially because Magnus’s emotions were so complicated. And yes, I agree that canon Magnus would deal with shit in a very diff way. But this isn’t some warlock, this was just a 27 year old dude dealing with shit. I didn’t want the assjole Magnus arc to be just for the sake of it. It had to mean smth. I’m glad I was able to deliver on that.

Also, Alec is a fucking idiot but he’s out idiot so. I did say that it would be an idiotic thing but would still be very Alec thing to do.

P.S. I haven’t watched this k drama you mentioned dkskssgs spill the tea

[aquagustd]

😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

First of all 🗡️🗡️🗡️HELLS to hie Jungkook

IRL jaykay can just FArT on mah BOOBIES and would worship him all life🤤🤤🤤💨💨💨💨

Oh myyy OC I think we all should give her some break and chance because still don't wanna see and can't see 🤷🏻‍♀️ her fault all faults gose to👀🦮🐗🐽💨

I don't know why but I'm sure in this that tae and Jungkook for sure have some hustle and tustle going on in business because going in the tae's hotel ain't no way seem 😒 suspicious don't tell me he is so unaware and there were no other options than that 😤😤🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️ I refused to belive so nopes no point from his side will be taken and i---------- I'm gonna be in coma at this point

The 📸 backs made me 🛀🏻 💥💥🐇

PLEASE CAN HOSEOK BREED ME

YOONGI 🤧😭🥺🥺 why he always do supportive and cute ball of mosshies

ABOUT THE JUNGKOOK ONE 🔪🐇

WHY I'm being pathetic deludelu I don't wanna die 😭😭 why was he so soft and cute imagine oc teasing him 🤭🤭 About his first time so experience 👀 performance

They be so cute meow couples 🤩

But 🤤🤤🤤 mah

Tae and oc is sexiest 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

I'm thinking about tae's reaction what will he be thinking 🤔 about oc's almost wacking pucking action 👀 or some punishment is on the way

Sorry this wasn't as they way I actually wanted to express and said so much and I couldn't even able to read properly because of stupid flight 😤😤😤

I will 💖💗😌 be keep on cuming here from now onwards

~ A CHEESE ANON 🧀

LMAOOO pls 😭😭😭 i had to take several breaks reading this you’re fucking hilarious 😭 yeah 😤 let’s just blame jk for everything 🤷🏻‍♀️ exactly 🤨 why did he book in at tae’s hotel ?? that’s sus. but pls pucking action ? 😭😭 tae’s reaction would be interesting 👀

no but imagine oc reading jk about how fast he 💦 during their first time and the way he lied 💀

hie hoseok can have me any day 🥴 & yoongi 🥺 he’s always been there for oc <3

[coffeewithheroes]

Hiya, nice to meet you V! Do you know the Tiktok trend that goes like, “why can’t friends just kiss each other?” If you do, would you mind doing some headcanons about how Iwaizumi and other characters of your choosing would react? tysm!!💕

a/n: nice to meet you anon! i’ve seen that trend before and omg i love it so much! i just love the friends to lovers troupe in general :) never be able to get over it i swear🤧

really went all out on my first answered request, hehe!

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“why can’t friends just kiss each other?” ⪼ haikyuu hcs

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IWAIZUMI

💌 Iwaizumi would probably already know about the trend, seeing as he’s got tiktok obsessed oikawa as a best friend.

💌 oikawa would probs tease Iwa about how you might use it on him one day, which earns him a good wack.

💌 luv you tooru get well soon

💌 might secretly hope that you make a move on him, but doesn’t get his hopes too high. there’s a chance that you’re not even interested in Tiktok impossible, or you’d rather confess to him the traditional way, OR, you might not even like him. again, impossible

💌 lucky for him, you LIVE for trends like these :)

💌 you’ll probably be at his house or something, thanking the stars above that Iwaizumi has finally granted you a break from studying, as well as the opportunity to make your move!

💌 you pull out your phone, and search for the sound, heart beat so loud you hope he can’t hear.

💌 remember to breathe, baby. because it’s go time.

💌 you press play.

💌 at this point, Iwa looks up from his own device, and has that “wait, what?” look on his face.

💌 you’re laughing at him to hide the sudden waves of embarrassment.

💌 not to worry dear, your efforts were not in vain.

💌 Iwaizumi is honestly so frigging happy that you did this. he can’t help but think about how cute you are.

💌 “you’re so stupid, you know that?” and yet, the opposite comes out of his mouth.

💌 but again, must i remind you not to worry?

💌 the next few moments are absolute heaven - Iwaizumi pulls your face towards his, and kisses you hard.

💌 damn, he’s been waiting for this.

OSAMU

💌 this would be something neither of you are expecting-

💌 it’s actually atsumu who set up the entire thing lmaooo

💌 the three of you usually walk home together after volleyball practice, but atsumu had faked being sick and went home early, leaving just osamu and yourself.

💌 whilst walking, you get a message from atsumu, a video.

💌 and you play it out loud of course, not expecting it to be something like this:

💌 “why can’t friends just kiss each other?”

💌 cue the awkward stares and silent curses of atsumu‘s name.

💌 you want to think of something, anything to say that will get osamu’s mind away from the words he just heard.

💌 but unlucky for us, our brains always run out on us when we need ‘em most, right?

💌 in the end, it’s osamu who breaks the silence.

💌 “well, why can’t we?”

💌 “there’s no rule against it...”

💌 “should we...”

💌 “I’m okay with it if you are?”

💌 the kiss is one of those which start off as simple pecks, but get all crazy after that 😳

💌 you know you can’t get too carried away though, being in the middle of the street and all.

💌 osamu takes you to his house instead of dropping you home, and atsumu can’t help but smirk victoriously at the sight of your bruised lips.

💌 looks like you got a lil’ bit carried away after all

💌 instead of thanking his matchmaker brother, you opt for giving him the finger.

💌 osamu’s pretty content with that solution too, so it’s all good!

TSUKISHIMA

💌 your mind immediately wanders to Tsukishima the moment you discover this Tiktok sound.

💌 things will either go really well, or really bad. and of course, you’re hoping for the latter.

💌 tsukishima’s a smart dude, and will immediately notice something is up the moment you pull out your phone and start grinning ear to ear.

💌 “what are you doing?” he really doesn’t waste time.

💌 “hey, do a tiktok with me.”

💌 “absolutely not.”

💌 but he doesn’t stop you when you set up your camera and press the three second countdown.

💌 when the question pops up, tsukishima is lowkey shocked

💌 like, what did i just hear? 👁👄👁

💌 you’re laughing your ass off at his reaction, but tsukishima wouldn’t be tsukishima if he allowed others to openly laugh at him in his presence or at all for that matter

💌 he gives you one of those “shut up” kisses :)

💌 and suddenly, the tables have turned, and he’s the one who’s making fun of your reaction!

BOKUTO

💌 bokuto’s actually the one who introduces you to the trend

💌 the hilarious thing is, he didn’t even mean it as a confession, he just wanted to show you one video which he found particularly cute!

💌 he’s super excited about it, so while he’s taking a break during practice, he whips out his phone from his bag, and shows you the video.

💌 it gets your heart pumping QUICKLY fr-

💌 you’re not actually sure how to react tbh. you know that there’s a chance bokuto was just showing it to you because he thought it was cute, not because he was indirecting the fact that the two of you should actually kiss.

💌 but my guy akaashi has got your back :D

💌 “bokuto-san, does that mean you would like to kiss y/n as well, seeing as she’s your friend?”

💌 “...hey, hey, hey! dude, you’re right!”

💌 bokuto does not hesitate-

💌 pulls you towards him, then tilts his head just right so that he can kiss you.

💌 it’s over in an instant, there’s literally no time to react.

💌 he isn’t trying even a little bit to hide the smile on his face.

💌 “i’ll give you more later, i have to go back to practice now, yeah?”

HOSHIUMI

💌 another one who knows his way around Tiktok - chances are, he found the trend before you did.

💌 hoping that you’ll understand why he’s calling it his new favourite trend, and get the hint that likes you and wants you to confess that way!!

💌 spoiler alert: you’re going to do it.

💌 the whole thing goes down during one of your weekend sleepovers.

💌 it’s three am, both of you are dead tired, and you’ve decided that you want a kiss before you head to sleep.

💌 loud enough for him to hear, not loud enough for his parents to wake up, you play the sound.

💌 “what? you— y/n!!”

💌 this cutie can’t even form words, he’s that happy!

💌 does not waste any more time trying to speak - he’s sure that you’d rather be kissing him.

💌 and you would :)

💌 hoshiumi starts off by placing kisses all over your face and neck, purposely avoiding your lips.

💌 because that’s his final prize, of course!

💌 it feels like forever has passed, before your lips finally touch his.

💌 it’s amazing, it’s sweet, it’s heartwarming, it’s all the synonyms which you can possibly come up with for those three words.

💌 the two of you fall asleep, legs tangled and all.

💌 his parents most likely have at least heard of tiktok. don’t know the trend specifically, but know that their son has finally managed to get himself a beautiful girlfriend! ❤️

KUROO

💌 here we go,,

💌 this whole situation is like a total accident.

💌 you were just scrolling through your for you page like we all do, when you came across the original video.

💌 “why can’t friends just kiss?”

💌 kuroo’s head turns so fast when he hears it.

💌 hasn’t seen the trend himself, but thank you to the man who made it, you’ve given kuroo an opportunity to kiss his crush 🙏

💌 “you know, that man is talking sense.”

💌 he’s smirking, he’s wiggling his eyebrows in a suggestive manner, and you’re trying to keep it together.

💌 don’t freak out, don’t freak out, don’t freak out

💌 “maybe we should kiss. like right now, and prove that friends are indeed allowed to kiss?”

💌 you’d like that, wouldn’t you? :))

💌 and so, when he leans in, you do absolutely nothing to stop him!

OIKAWA

💌 flipping heck, he’s so pretty

💌 soo...

💌 do 👏 this 👏 trend 👏 with 👏 him 👏 please 👏 and 👏 thank you............👏

💌 oikawa absolutely adores Tiktok, so you can bet your ass he knows about it.

💌 of course, doing something like this takes GUTS. confessing to anyone is a pretty difficult thing to do, especially with a good friend!

💌 you decide to confide in Iwaizumi in the matter, you know you can trust him not to say anything until after the big day.

💌 someone you can’t trust with a secret as big as this, is Matsukawa.

💌 accidentally overheard the convo between you and Iwaizumi, and thought it would be hilarious to accidentally spill the tea to his majesty.

💌 who is absolutely excited, by the way.

💌 when the big day arrives, you’re nervous as hell, and so is he.

💌 things go wrong, oh so wrong.

💌 oikawa’s sitting beside you on the couch. as soon as you take your eyes away from the tv and start paying attention to your phone, he starts watching.

💌 you don’t actually notice, too busy trying to calm yourself down.

💌 and then...

💌 before you even get to press play on the sound, oikawa is turning your head and pressing his lips against yours.

💌 it’s one of those simple, yet expertly executed kisses, the kind which makes you unable to open your eyes for a few seconds.

💌 “you uh...didn’t play the sound.”

💌 “you didn’t give me a chance to, idiot.”

💌 he’s just silly like that but i think i speak for everything when i say we wuv him sm 🥺

USHIJIMA

💌 Ushijima takes volleyball seriously, and he takes his studies seriously too.

💌 he’s been tutoring you for about one and a half hours now, and what the hell you’re so tired.

💌 but according to waka-baby, you haven’t done enough to deserve a break!

💌 (it’s true, you’ve only done about 3 questions since the topic is so boring lol)

💌 BUT THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT THE POINT!

💌 begging and grovelling doesn’t work on Ushijima. and that’s when you think - what about Tiktoks?

💌 specifically the trend which has friends becoming lovers through a kiss after a single question.

💌 when Ushijima goes up to the counter to ask for more coffee, you take out your phone and quickly search for the sound.

💌 he’s not impressed by your choice to do this, but he forgets about that once he hears those sweet, sweet words.

💌 stays silent at first, as if in deep thought.

💌 “if i agree to this, will you get some work done?”

💌 “how about you agree to this, because you like me?”

💌 you used confidence! it was super effective!

💌 ushijima allows you to kiss him, and to him, your smile is brighter than the freaking sun.

💌 “lets get back to work.”

💌 but you and him both know that neither of you will be able to concentrate now :)

ATSUMU

💌 osamu’s the one who shows you the Tiktok. passed it on through kita, who’s just knowledgeable about everything??

💌 but are you sure you want to do this?

💌 h e c k y e s ☐ f r i c k n o ☒

💌 just kidding!!

💌 after showing you the video, osamu, the better twin, enlightened you about the fact that atsumu was planning to do the trend on you!

💌 cute, awh 🥺

💌 unlucky for him, you beat him to it! sorry not sorry

💌 you make your move the day before he wanted to make his.

💌 you play the sound, lowkey excited to see atsumu’s look of surprise.

💌 but...there isn’t one?

💌 what’s? going?? on???

💌 “‘you got played baby girl. ‘samu showed you the trend on purpose, and lied about me wanting to do the trend. all so that you’d be the first to admit that you like me.”

💌 he’s a little kid stuck in a teenager’s body, please forgive him.

💌 gives you one kiss for the sake of the video, and about twenty for messing around with you :))

[mad-hunts]

okay, but would it be too wild for me to make a verse for barton based in the dexter (as in the serial killer who kills other murderers) universe, because... i think it would just be VERY interesting okok

[hansoulo]

50 questions tag game

tagged by @halfwaythereroyal yee yee

1.) What color is your hairbrush?

black

2.) Name a food you never eat

i’m usually pretty open about most things but i hate like,, rare or bloody steaks

3.) Are you usually too warm or too cold?

too warm

4.) What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

reading and eating chocolate cake 💀

5.) What’s your favorite candy bar?

i love rolos and milky ways. also those pull apart twizzler things

6.) Have you ever been to a professional sports game?

i went to a william and mary football game when i was like 7 but other than that nope

7.) What’s the last thing you said out loud?

“make sure to put it away” (my brother was making said chocolate cake and he never cleans up)

8.) What’s your favorite ice cream?

coffee! also this really good cherry swirl flavor from the parlor my friend used to work at

9.) What was the last thing you had to drink?

or a nj juice

10.) Do you like your wallet?

yee! i have two actually. one is a laminated wallet made out of old movie posters and the other used to be my mom’s and it has “the kiss” by gustav klimt on it

11.) What’s the last thing you ate?

strawberries

12.) Did you buy any new clothes last weekend?

lmaooo nope. my mom went to target last week but i slept in so i didn’t go 🤡

13.) What’s the last sporting event you watched?

honestly cannot remember bc i never watch sports

14.) What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

kettlecorn or like super fresh movie popcorn

15.) Who’s the last person you sent a text to?

my friend who was telling me he was going to bed

16.) Ever go camping?

heLL YEAH. i used to go a ton when i was little but i haven’t gone in a while :(

17.) Do you take vitamins?

.... do people actually take those 

18.) Do you go to church every Sunday?

yep! before the whole quarantine thing lol

19.) Do you have a tan?

i wore shorts the other day and my mom said my legs “were translucent” so uh.. no ;=;

20.) Do you prefer Chinese or pizza?

depends on the mood. neither if its like the gross, cheap kind but i’m always down for some pork rice or margherita pizza 

21.) Do you drink soda through a straw?

not really? i usually just put it in a cup with some ice

22.) What color socks do you usually wear?

white or grey, but i do have a very extensive wacky sock collection (george washington, bright rainbow knee-highs, etc)

23.) Do you ever drive above the speed limit?

yeah but it’s not on purpose asfgdfhgsajdak i just catch myself going like 10 over and then slow back down

24.) What terrifies you?

not living up to my potential/disappointing people. also bugs.

25.) Look to your left, what to you see?

my bed frame?

26.) What chore do you hate the most?

doing dishes bc i cannot STAND the feeling of wet food

27.) What do you think when you hear an Australian accent?

h e A T H  L E D G E R

28.) What’s your favorite soda?

uhhh i don’t really drink soda but when i do it’s like cherry or vanilla coke

29.) Do you go in fast food or in the drive through?

drive through usually

30.) What’s your favorite number?

i really like 3 and 12. 5 is also good

31.) Who’s the last person you talked to?

my best friend (see 15 lol)

32.) Favorite cut of beef?

do people really know this off the top of their heads 💀

33.) Last song you listened to?

heaven’s only wishful by mormor

34.) Last book you read?

“the unthinkable” by amanda ripley

35.) Can you say the alphabet backwards?

nah but it’d be cool

36.) Favorite day of the week?

used to be tuesdays but time isn’t real now so

37.) How do you like your coffee?

never got into coffee (part of the whole mormon thing lol)

38.) Favorite pair of shoes?

my super janky, busted up combat boots. they’ve been through hell and back (hot glue, duct tape, and two sets of laces eek)

39.) Time you normally wake up?

10? ish? i used to get up at like 5 in the morning ew 

40.) Sunrise or sunsets?

sunsets!! peaceful and quiet

41.) How many blankets on your bed?

one really big, really soft one

42.) Describe your kitchen plates?

literally just white lol 

43.) Describe your kitchen at the moment?

clean... ish

44.) Do you have a favorite alcoholic drink?

i don’t drink but if i did it’d probably be something super sweet/fruity

45.) Do you play cards?

nah don’t have enough brain cells for that

46.) What color is your car?

i don’t have one but the one i usually drive is silver

47.) Can you change a tire?

no but i’ve been meaning to learn 😭😭

48.) Your favorite state, province, country, etc.?

i loved living in california!!! guatemala is pretty cool too

49.) Favorite job you’ve had?

haven’t had like an ~official~ one yet but i really like babysitting bc i get along well with little kids

50.) How did you get your biggest scar?

the biggest visible one is above my eye bc i banged my head into a table when i was little but i used to have a really long one running down my shin bc i dragged my leg against some corral when i went swimming. it’s not there anymore tho which is kinda wack

tags if you wanna: @bobafvtt @lesqui @leo-moon @softpedropascal @dindjarindiaries @themandadlorian

[grizztheexplorer]

Ep 4 Love Victor live reaction:

- not victor treating Simon as his personal diary sjdjdjdjdj. Simon has adopted this unknown child lmaoooo. He already ratting Benji 😭

- the way he looked when Benji was on the phone omg ajdjjd bitch ik the feeling 😭😭😭😭

- he ate Andrew up with that shot HELL YEH VICTOR U MY SON

- imma say it all the kids look their age but Andrew looks min 18-19 is he supposed to be a senior, is the actor older, or did puberty just happened to him at 8 bc wtf??

- now i dislike armando guilt tripping the mom bc if they have talked about it and decided to move forward he can’t hold it against her forever. HOWEVER I kinda want the kids and Pilar to confront her about it.

- OOOOOP Victor def knows something is off. Hope she tells him.

-OOOOP she told him. Ik he’s saying no but he def knows lowkey. Its sad though hope they kids don’t torture the mom or themselves and rather confront her about it.

- ajdjdjdj my friends do the same thing with their traumas as Mia lmaooo. But at least we know the traumas so we all joke about it. She really dropped it on them like that damn

- kids are dumb for not confronting the parents (both) and wanting to meet up with the guy BUT ALSO i think i would lowkey do the same for the drama🌚

- WOOP I respect not introducing ur girlfriends to ur kids until its serious, but def talking about them a lil more before introducing them. Bc now this is awkward af.

- WITH THE BOSS? Nah fuck the mom I can’t feel for her😭😭 poor Victor I feel so bad for him. He’s def fucking up the game he’s def not in the headspace for a game.

- nah sorry this is on the dad?? He should have talked to her more than the week earlier just casually mentioning it. TALK TO UR CHILDREN.

- everyone has their faith on Victor he’s definitely fucking up

- DAMN IT HES FUCKING UP IM STRESSED

- omg he’s screaming at people im so stressed😭😭😭

-okay but these students lacking. Even with an audience of 3 people in games anyone who went in my HS, even when they didn’t care for the game, would defend all the players. And he’s right, they called flag the moment he got the ball and no one even booed? Wack audience

- FUCK IT UP THATS WHAT I WANTED IT FORCE THESE PARENTS TO COMMUNICATE

- a moment bc all these actors are killing it. From the kids to the adults.

- now i be feeling for the mom though😭

- NAH DID HE CHEAT TO WHAT IS HAPPENING WHAT DID HE DO TF

- Mia is so mature. It would be so easy to hate your mom if she left, yet she understands the pressure from the dad. Still assholy. From both the mom and dad. This is why you never fuck professors no matter the age, even if you both legal or even if you are studying while grown grown. There’s a power inbalance.

- bitch the actor who plays Victor killing it with those looks to Mia🥺🥺 I would totally buy that he’s bi if it weren’t for him salivating for Benji

- I don’t wanna say Simon had it easy bc dude was blackmailed and forced out of the closet and all, but there are a lot of aspects in his life that were stable and good. His parents marriage, his race, his money, his gender, etc. I’m glad we get to see Victor struggling in all these different areas. Bc coming out and figuring it out is intercepted with many things in your life (hence interceptional feminism all the labels that we have make up our person and all the diff experiences are important). Is good for kids to see it. How Victor is struggling in many different areas affect his journey and self discovery.

[tfw-no-tennis]

hunter x hunter thotz so far

soooo ruth and i started watching hunter x hunter woohoo finally! we’re like 10 or so eps in so i decided to collect some thots below on what i think so far (i havent rlly been spoiled so im interested to look back on this once ive watched more)

first off i love gon sm, hes immediately so endearing...hes just a baby!!!! just a little baby boy!!!! hes just so cute and good, im so not ready for him to get put thru the wringer later on as ive vaguely heard happens

the first few episodes were really fast paced which i enjoyed and thought was for the best. the characters came thru really strongly and i feel like we heard juuuust enough about the setting, premise, and what a hunter is 

i wasnt expecting leorio and kurapika to show up in the FIRST EP lmao that surprised me. i love so much how the three of them like IMMEDIATELY became a family unit in like 3 eps lmaoooo it was like ok here are 2 parents and their son bam. also leorio and kurapika having a showdown on the boat (which didnt end up happening) was a wild ride 

i have like zero fucking idea what a hunter is and the more they attempt to explain the more confused i get. its honestly kind of hilarious how little sense it makes. to be clear this doesnt detract from my enjoyment of the show at all (if anything it adds to it)

oh my god fuckgin hisoka is the worst he hasnt done much but i hate him so much already. good villain writing/design so far, hes so hateable

ruth every time hisoka shows up: WE HATE UR PUSSY BIIIITCH 

the character design in this show is....a lot lmao. ruth and i decided its a cross between soul eater, jojo, and one piece in terms of aesthetic. the designs are certainly unique and so many of them are just so ugly hvbjafdbdskgs it reminds me of that post thats like ‘masterpost of jojo characters who look busted as shit’ lmao

i already love this show a lot tbh like the way its structured so far has been kinda atypical for a shounen, at least in terms of fights - we really havent seen a lot of fighting yet. also nen hasnt shown up yet and its reminding me of stands not becoming a thing in jojo until p3 lmao 

anyways in litrally ep1 i already loved the 3 main characters we saw...leorio is a wild dude, i love him sm, especially as a fellow medical binch who wants MONEY. like, thats literally me. and kurapika is also wild, like damn they rlly just dropped their backstory in ep 1 huh. like we rlly are jumping right into this 

also when leorio said he was a teenager i was like WHAT???? just like evryone else which YEA omfg. i cant believe hes that young lmao. kurapika too

so leorio is one of those 19 yr olds who looks 40 and kurapika is the type of teen who looks like a 12 yr old

and KILLUA i love him sm also....hes an adorable assassin catboy and hes perfect. i love how quickly he and gon hit it off (tiny bfs.....) and how hes just like, this extra as hell 12 yr old with a SKATEBOARD and ASSASSIN SKILLS and then he sees gon and is like guess im gonna fall in love 

i gotta talk abt gon again i just love him. hes so polite and cute and kind and good, i just love him...wht a good protag. his motivation is just wild too, hes like well my dad abandoned me to go off and be a hunter (which he isnt even mad abt, what a nice lad) so im gonna do that to see what the deal is

i love how gon (just like the audience) doesnt really know what a hunter does/is and just goes into the exam totally blind lmao. also the fact that his skills seem to include jumping good, being speedy, having the energy typical of a 12 yr old, being a weather sniffer, being nice, and having good instincts/constitution as a result of having eaten random grass and forest shit growing up...amazing. 

is this gonna turn out to be one of those things where its like, wow theyve been using nen this whole time without realizing! tht would honestly explain a lot lmao 

i really enjoy how like....semi-normal the power levels are rn? while also being all over the place and wack as fucks obvs (like hisoka dissolving that guys arms in his first appearance was A Lot, as well as all the card stuff hes done..). like the part wher that blue guys (evil franky one piece) punches the ground and it leaves a crater and everyones like !!!! wow wtf thats unnatural! that literally threw me off bc that kinda thing is so normal in anime lmaoooo. but i like that thats the starting point bc it leaves a lot of room for power escalation w/out it getting too out of hand 

specifially our protags are starting out pretty low on the Shounen Badass scale - especially gon (and leorio, tho i kinda predict he wont be as fight-y? what with him being premed)

i find it kinda hilarious how killua hasnt done too much (aside from murdering those 2 randos in like half a second) despite being so clearly skilled...like when they have to do the 5v5 fight thing in the tower, i wouldve thought hed be the first up cause hes so badass but nope

actually thats what i find interesting - i was expecting all 5 (or maybe 4, we’re in the middle of leorio’s ‘fight’) of the fights to be physical smackdowns but so far nope, theyve been very cerebral. that bodes well, w/how smart the fights have been, bc i doubt the fights will get stale tht way 

tho they might be kinda frustrating sometimes - there are times when u DO just wanna see a good ole fashioned shounen beatdown yknow. but we do get enough of that now (and im sure we’ll get plenty more) to satisfy (like kurapika decking fake-franky) 

oh also the opening. its so charming and cute and i love the song...its also so hilariously basic and classic - like one of those typical 2000s anime openings where theres stock run cycles of all the main characters and theres a little animation of all the characters fighting together (and that fight doesnt actually happen, its just for the op) 

also love that leorios the only one who doesnt fight in the OP, instead getting saved from death by gon lmao. im curious if he’ll end up fighting at all (i assume a little?) and if he’ll use nen (probably healing type nen?) 

also i already wanna fistfight ging for abandoning his perfect angel son. also leorio is literally gons dad already, they even look alike wow 

that guy hanzo has done basically 0 things so far but i rlly like him already, im curious if thatll change. also sorry for calling u ‘hanzo overwatch!?!?!?!’ upon first viewing my guy 

tonpa is str8 up so annoying pls leave u pathetic loser 

tho it cracked me up when he and Evil Mr Clean were facing off and starting getting all detailed/shaded and i was like o shit is he actually badass. are we abt to see like a nen battle or st. but no....lmaooo

i found it interesting that leorio didnt really admit to wanting to be a dr at first...hes such a good dude, he kinda just let kurapika think that his motives were superficial and greedy when in actuality theyre selfless

also wanting to be rich can be a rlly interesting character motivation and i love when its done right

oh my god i cant believe it took me this long to mention the hilariously edge ED....like holy shit, its so 2000s, the song sounds like its been re-recorded like 40000 times bc of how bad the audio quality is, or something, idk how to describe music but its hilariously specific in tone and its rlly funny to see shots of the main characters smiling while this screamo whatever plays in the bg....wow. 

also s/o to killua for being king of edgy with that ‘tear of blood’ shot

i rlly like how much of the plot, especially the early hunter exam stuff, is moved along simply by gon being a good kind polite boy. 

love the fact that he and leorio and kurapika (and later killua) all team up without even saying anything...i love that, most shounen would have them be like ‘che, i cant team up with anyone, i have to prove myself ALONE or my victory wont be EARNED’ or w/e idk. who knows that might happen later but rn i love how they all effortlessly work together (and how they all contribute - without each other they would have all failed at different points) 

oh man also killuas first appearence was so funny when he drank a bunch of tonpas poisoned drinks and was like [smirks] tch, loser, im immune to poison. get dunked on. [skateboard away] i love him so fuckgin much 

omfg that part where killua looks all shoujo/kawaii and is talking abt how hes gonna kill his family or w/e and gon is just like ^_^? i love they

HOOOOLY FUCK I ALMOST FORGOT, BUT 65% OF THE REASON I MADE THIS POST WAS TO MENTION HISOKAS THEME LMAOOOOO his music being like fuckgin, spanish guitar/traditional mexican type music is sooooo goddamn funny to me for some reason, like the first time it played i was like ok whats going ON with this spanish guitar lmao but then i figured out that its his theme and god thats so funny 

hisoka is also so fuckign jojo like he could so easily be in jojo. he and dio would be the fakest best friends ever and would constantly try to kill each other on the lowdown and shittalk each other constantly in private but be super sweet to each others faces. also they would hatefuck. no im not taking criticism bye 

i rlly love everyones backstories also, and i find it interesting that weve gotten to hear/see at least some of all 4 of the MCs backstories. theyre all compelling and interesting and i cant wait to dive in further 

also calling it now but kurapika is totally gonna get way too absorbed in revenge and get fucked up/disregard their own life (maybe in the style of robin in one piece?) we’ll see but i feel like it aint gonna end well. i could be wrong, i really havent been spoiled at all, thats just my guess 

hbahjfbshjf the ep that was called ‘hisoka x is x sneaky’ was SO funny that reads like a dora the explorer ep title 

also i had no idea the ep titles were formatted like that w/the x’s and thats rlly funny 

ok but the part where leorio - who seems to be pretty bad at fighting - tries to fight hisoka - whose literal first appearence involved him effortlessly dissolving a dudes arms - is so fucking funny. leorio rlly b a premed w/no brain cells....same bro. 

also i loved the Cutthroat Kitchen portion of the hunter exam and how not a single contestant was any good at it lmaoooo. do they not have the cooking channel in hxh-verse earth 

ok i love how the main characters are all intuitive in different ways depending on their own skills, like how killua can immediately guess that kurapika has never killed anyone before after they didnt kill evil-franky

kurapika joined killua in the Edgy Corner during that part also. like, they both have legit reasons to be edgy, but the shots of kurapika sitting in the darker tunnel part was kinda funny

also killua, a literal 12 yr old, calling out kurapika for being a murder virgin was pretty hilarious 

ok also i didnt know that madhouse animated hxh which is rlly funny but w/e i love the animation especially the occasional chibi parts and the facial expressions (like killuas ‘i love murder’ catboy expressions) 

oh also when killua murdered those 2 guys and his hand was all vein-y and his nails were pointy, his hands looked like hisokas do...i wonder if thats a legit connection or it hisoka just b getting his nails did 

kurapika talking abt how even seeing a regular spider makes them rlly angry was both very sad and kinda funny. kura u have so many issues god bless 

kurapikas smackdown on evil blue franky was fuckin dope tho. and the red eyes reveal was SPOICY 

rlly love how the individual fights highlights the characters strengths/morals/motivations/whatever....the writing is already really strong tbh 

ugh ok ive ranted enough this is a Lot lmao its so disorganized but w/e 

basically i love this series so far and im rlly curious whatll happen next. also everything seems pretty chill and upbeat so far (relatively) and i know this shit gets dark and im NOT FUCKING READY. 

til next timeeee

[darksouls2yuri]

Hell yeah Seth Green episode >:))))))

Cops actin like they ain’t never seen psoriasis before smh

Aaa guest starring SETH GREEN >:)

Deep Throat is like anti-Where’s Waldo

SPUDS STATE

“Paranormal bouquet”

Kinda gay to be in a locked bathroom with a creepy shady FBI man Fox ngl

Yannow Idk maybe Bob just wanted to eat fish food :/

Bob’s wife looks like a thin version of my 10th grade Geometry teacher I hate that so much

This man is just. Pulling out what little hair he has left to make lures lol

Scully is just so done but so on board with Mulder all the time

Ma'am that is a triangle. A whole ass triangle in the sky.

Wack that they’re not driving a blue ford taurus??? Mulder you always rent one what happened

Hahahah what if we napped on the edge of the military base and had a paranormal experience?? Just kidding… unless??

OH ITS SETH!!!

Lmaooo they just hide under a tree

It’s just Chris. Seth Green is Chris there’s no denying it, Chris and I would sneak into a military base and watch the cool lights

This man has never seen or heard of a hairbrush and I love him MOPED. Omg I forgot abt the moped what a dork

Scully is so wholesome she’s just laughing at Mulder for believing Seth Green’s high as fuck ass

“Mulder, you’re crazy”

Bob’s had a wild ride he definitely got a full skin transplant for that psoriasis

He’s also forgotten everything he knows except for breathing and fine dining

Scully spongebob literally proved you can just dump out file cabinets of memories get with it smh

“You think if maybe we ignore him he’ll go away?”

Scully no, the government does not have a right to keep secrets smh bootlicker brain

Shower he says. Pack, he says. Then we’ll go, he says. As he drives away to go pick up Seth Green and his funky witch friend for cool alien time

He looks so confuseeeeddd lol

“Did we tell him about the land mines and junk?” Classic

Love the insinuation that Mulder sat in the weeds for hours until it got dark and now he’s on a goddamn landing strip bro no what are you doing he has no regard for safety

Oh so he can outrun a horse but not a car? I see how it is

Lmao Scully just holding jackass reporter man at gun point and Seth Green and witch friend come scootering in in the background thats so funny to meeeeee

Mulder lookin like a whole ass baby walkin out all confused like he had a bad nap

Omg wait he looks like rick moranis in strange brew like. At any given moment

[im-basically-logan]

The video is too long (and it’s 10pm) for me to do proper screaming abt the video but i’ll highlight my favs under the cut

i noticed “Logan’s” oddities when i saw him rise up. he looks off balance as hell. and also the tie lmao

OH AND BEFORE THAT?

VIRGIL IN THE INTRO? WHAT A SPITEFUL ICON

Deceit’s a BITCH and he’s BACK

i have to draw that motherfucker again sometime

“ok but wheres logan” is what i was thinking tbh

mary lee and lee....... they chose those names just so roman could pull that wack shit near the middle

“Mary lee and lee merrily marry” what the fuck did i just hear, Roman???

ok they should’ve put the “OBJECTION” bit from ace attorney in there at some point but thats just me

also youtube would probably copyright them somehow

BITCH IN A BOWTIE YES??

patton in a suit YES

VIRGIL HAS A LITTLE TIE WITH PATCHES OH MY GOD

roman’s robe looks fuckin ridiculous not gonna lie

i want thomas’ tie tbh

ROMAN STOP BEING MEAN TO VIRGIL

how roman that fucking malleable and manipulatible

OH i forgot to mention LOGAN IN A LONG SLEEVED SHIRT?? NICE

i can literally cosplay as logan now with an accurate shirt

“Who are these clarifications for??! Cut to the chase!” hfdkjhgkdfj i love

Patton is so fuckin smart. that bit with him questioning virgil is so good!!!!

Deceit’s speech about society fucked me up

also couldn’t Logan just.... move down to the front at least

ALSO DECEIT SOUNDED SINCERE FOR A GOOD FUCKING SECOND IS THAT JUST ME??? WHAT THE FUCK

god they can just change their positions at will. thats fucked. and idk why i think that

also deceit’s “sssssuck up” bit was both funny and hypocritical you fucking snake

logan’s description of max stirn made me laugh

also fuck max stirn

oh i forgot to mention earlier “he hates nazi’s so we’re keeping him” bit is fun

i love how the music conveys scenes and conversation

i cant believe patton has the power from anchor’s superhero fic lmaooo

deceit’s first few questions to thomas were WACK

“I plead the sixth!” and Logan encouraging him was so good

Deceit’s look when he says “I know you’re lying, Roman” fucking SHOOk me

thomas’ confession also fucked me up

deceit is a little shit oh my god hgkdfhjdfk

“the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” hgfkhgjfkhj ROMAN YOU DUMBASS

virgil is proud of roman yesss

the pinata metaphor fdkhfgkjhjk

deceit becoming like “im surrounded by idiots” gives me like

“WHOOO- okay, let me put it this way” made me cackle

the way deceit said pinata is fucking amazing

“Falsehood” SHOOK

THIS EDITING BABEY YALLLLLL

DECEIT LOGO REVEAL BABEYYY HOLY SHIT

logan and roman angst yall

also virgil telling them to let patton make his case is so good

FOR THE LOVE OF ARCHIMEDES HGDFJKHK

once again we’re reminded of the other “Dark Sides” haha oh yikes

patton is so good. i swear

“Empathy is not a blindfold” is one of the best quotes of this series to be honest

tbh i found the conclusion/moral kind of unsatisfactory but makes sense because moral dilemmas fucking SUCK and they’re grey as hell

“FOOD!”

the end card.... im just. god why. roman and logan are like siblings tbh