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Yo why is Johnny Bananas on my reality TV emotional support show. AGAIN.
#we need to as a society move on from this man he will never stop appearing on my shows like !!!!! get out of my screen !!!!!#SKSKSKSK THATS SO RANDOM WHY IS JOHNNY BANANAS THE AFTER SHOW OF LOVE ISLAND HELLO#I Am? okay???? SKSKKSKS like did he just crash the show and decided to invite him in or#????? chile anyways over him already!#oh you guys don’t understand how cRAZY I’ve been the past 5 episodes I haven’t stopped watching this shit all day I need to be SEDATED#because the way I have been SHAAAAKING when I say all meeeeen when they catch me#serena is SUCH a legend I am obsessed with her she is my queen#THE WAY SHE GOT KORDELLS ASS CANT WAIT FOR THE GROVELING OF THIS MAN OH I am so#love island usa#love island#johnny bananas#I feel like I should put a tw with his name I swear it’s a jumpscare every time#drop giving this man a platform he loves that shit !!!!#I’ll wake up tomorrow to big brother him being the new houseguest at this rhythm I swear
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puts a bunch of random shit in your inbox and walks away
OH OKAY!!!
#IS THAT MY FUCKING MESMERIZER KEL SPRITE ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️#ask answered?!#wait a minUTE!!#HEY!! THATS MY THING!!! IM SUPPOSED TO BE SENDING RANDOM SHIT TO PEOPLE!!!!#/j /silly
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#bro i can’t with the way some people love to sanitise this show to a certain degree#like when it comes down to it#they’re all fucked up#saying a certain plot was a mistake or ooc#bc they’re fucked up people who fuck up and do bad shit#like be real lol#do whatever you want in fanon#but the whinging and blaming when bad ppl do bad thing#when they’re actually awful to each other#when they fuck up each others lives and psyches#like YEAH.#THATS THE POINT#they’re so awful it extends right to the people they love the most#you’re in the wrong place if you think the gang hurting each other is out of character or ‘bad writing’#this isnt about retcons btw this is about certain later seasons#bc yes i think we all agree the show did get softer#but it shouldn’t be whiplash to the point of blaming random writers and saying ‘that’s not canon’ when they’re fucked up people still#anyway can’t wait for frank to shoot one of them on purpose#and for one of them to kick dennis when he’s in fetal position breakdown#hope charlie tries to drive on the road trip and hits mac with the car and blames him for being a gay loser about it#no one gets us man…#sorry i’m sleep deprived what else is new
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i cant believe fontaine finally cleaned up its archon quest writing and learned to Actually Proper Balance its npc screentime with its playable character screentime. and yet. AND YET!!! THIS is the nation where i end up hyperfixating on the historical figures with no official designs.
#rambling#genshin#i am DANGEROUSLY close to speedrunning the “hyperfixated on a blorbo > loosely based in canon headcanons > 'thats just your oc'” pipeline#with the narzissenkreuz institute kids#im dying so much to see what happens next that im just making up shit in my mind functionally 😭#if they wont give me more quest for like another month then i will do it myself 💥💥#but actually they should take their time with the quests. my impatience is my own fault and should not be the basis for a rushed story#anyways. i cant believe they finally got solid playable character writing in the archon quests#and instead of hyperfixating on lyney who checks like. almost EVERY blorbo preference box of mine.#im obsessed with an oceanid world quest 😭 and some random journals#something something tragedy something something#i think i just really loved the intrigue and mystery of it all. slowly finding all the notebooks and piecing together#who did what and wtf went down#was SO satisfying. it was so cool to figure out#i was live reacting to the oceanid quest in a discord channel with some friends and you could literally SEE my thought process go from#“this quest boring as shit idc about oceanid roleplay” to “oh wait they're actually commenting on the nostalgia themes now” to#“HEY WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE THE NAMES CONNECT?!?!”#especially since when i started doing all that the wiki didn't have character pages for most of the narzissenkreus institute kids#beyond like one to two sentences#and so the moment i saw that rene's page was like an actual paragraph and mentioned the kvarnah quest i was like HOLY FUCK#anyways!!!! genshin's writing has been surprisingly good recently#but still. i cant believe they finally managed to get me attached to a random npc! a random HISTORICAL npc for that matter!!!!#inazuma and sumeru wishes they had that#i think another part of it is that fontaine has been good about giving its historical figures consistent personality and character voices#and also character drama! like there's a LOT to latch onto here especially since they're letting you see it firsthand instead of only notes#and since they've tied it back to the present in a couple of very obvious ways it makes the connections easier to latch onto#and also since there's less people to worry about#i still don't understand inazuma history tbh. there were too many damn people and they all blended together in my mind...#they all had like overlapping jobs too ueghhjk#“this guy was a master of [weapon] and died in the catacylsm” describes like at least 3 people who are only ever mentioned in artifact sets
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update on flirty idiot that I may have a mini crush on bc I can
#izzy.txt★#he invited me to hang with him for my bday (like on a discord vc) and we chatted a ton about random shit#he said happy bday to me and I just felt so relaxed laughing and joking with him#it was really fun and I also got to talk with one of his frens who I also really like bc she’s so fucking sweet#it was just such a nice chill end to my bday and even tho I said my bday was technically over bc it was past midnight#he was still like ‘well still happy bday’ and idk it’s so mundane but I was like >/////<#and I was like it’s my bday week and he agreed it was hhhh#and he was still his normal playful fun and flirty self and I wanted to kick my feet#he also said ily to me but it wasn’t like a deep one so it’s not a confession it was just like that playful love youuu~ toy of thing#and I said it back and then I hesitated bc I was like WAIT THATS TOO SOON WE JUST MET AND WE ARENT A THING AND I WAS OVERTHINKING#but like he didn’t mention it so I think he thought I was just playing too so I’m glad bc I wasn’t trying to mean anything by it rn HAHAHAHA#I was so nervous lemme tell you like WAIT WAS THAT TOO MUCH TO SAY IT BACK???#anyways I sent him a ty for spending time with me and he sent a little hug gif and just ugh idk im a happy girl#he’s so fucking lame too like he’s just some dude but ugh I’m crushing I can tell#I won’t get ahead of myself tho bc it’s way too soon but like hhhhh it’s nice having a flirty experience like this
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“this couple doesn’t want kids because they love money too much! 😱” good for them 👍🏻 they have my support. please choke on your baby production propaganda and die 🙂
#r#literally why am i seeing NEWS about a random social media couple not having kids#im guessing being childfree is a big part of their ‘presence’ but still.. shut uppppppppp#like thats literally fine. and normal. sometimes even straight people dont want kids. holy shit. the world is ending#oh wait no it isnt. the world turns on! unaffected by these two random people not having kids
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sorry for falling for nostalgiabaiting. does it count as nostalgia if its for a game i played like. last year. whatever
#THE GAME (oot) ISNT EVEN LIKE SUPER SPECIAL 2 ME but i played it while hanging out with my sibling so we have a Ton of inside jokes abt#random shit in that game.so im rly judt nostalgic 4 like. hanging out with my sibling DNBFJFBF#oot has sooo many issues jn it. like i appreciate some of the stuff it contributed to the series I dont appreciate the biggest thing it#contributed to the series which is the Insane amounts of racism. yk.#but ya. sry my sibling just send me a totk screenshot where they found biggorons sword and i literally felt like a fucking star wars fan#bc i went I KNOW THAT THING !! and got excited#erm wait. hold on... biggorons sword is oot rifht not mm. it must be right .. bc adult link is the only one who can use it yeah.#but wait no bc theres that forge in the snowy goron moment where you bring. NO thats for upgradingyour normie sword. Ok i understand now#it is oot then i think.#yes it is i checked. ok slay#i didnt First play oot last year i technically played and beat it likeee. years ago.. n i started mm. but i dont remember that time at all#bc it was somewhere around the dark ages. yk. i thjnk it was eithr likee. within the year preceding the zoo or the year after. whos 2 say#avtually i thinkb4 bc i talked to my dad abt mm and he was like I didnt like it ! and well i wouldnt have been talking to him if it was the#year after the zoo bc well. restraining order LMAOOOO#not ghat that stopped my mom Whatever its late so im pissy. sry.
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god wants me to kill myself sooooo fucking bad lately lol nice try bitch im queer
#you dont even fuxking know#the number of. literally impossible coincidences that have taken place to make my life just so much shittier lately#i have been sooo strong ive written like two dozen text posts just bitching and bitching about the sheer fuxking insanity of it and i only#posted like one of them im doing so good being so strong#that said i want to fucking die today lol this shit is melting my brain#it just never ends#the past two weeks have just been... so bad lol#i havent been able to see my bank balance in weeks i just know im so in the fucking hole it doesnt even matter#i havent had a working phone in a month#my family just vacationed in hawaii and im living in a moldy trailer#and the physical and mental health just go and go and go#and the mold grows and groes and grows#my friend offered me a top of the line pc for free and it felt like offering a homeless guy who loves music a grand piano#like yeah lemme just keep that under the bridge downtown where i stay lol#itll be fine#its like all the nice things id love to experience are dangled just out of reach of my fuckin cell bars lol#might fuck around and get addicted to a third substance in light of hope being a fool's errand in a truly random universe#life isnt guarunteed to get better no matter how long you wait or how hard you try actually and that is a hard fucking truth for everyone#alcohol is free and can keep your mind off how much mold & dust you breathe daily & breathed in the past 2 years & thats also a hard truth#also reading this i need to clarify in case anyone else reads this shitsheet. i do not want to vacation in hawaii. colonizer shit#what i wouldnt fucking do for just a week up by priest lake tho :(
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good morning. it's 8 am and i just woke up from probably the scariest dream ive ever had
#so it started off as me waiting outside a restaurant for a friend to show up#and a bunch of random ppl were walking by and i didnt know any of them but this one middle aged guy stopped#and looked at me and said ' how old are you ? ' and just kept asking#so eventually i was like ' come here ' and i kept saying that until he got close enough for me to kick him in the nuts <3#he ran away after that LOL rip bozo. anyways my friend arrived and saw me visibly shaking so they were like#' omg what happened ' and i explained it#and they were like ' oh. ok ' and the hangout just went on as normal#but then later my friend recommended i search my name on this website that stores like stalker shit#like footage of you and the inside of ur home and stuff#so i did. and guess what i found#a post FROM THE GUY that said smth like#' 38%. They assaulted me before I could do much. I have footage. '#and the comments were like begging the dude to post the video#all i remember after that was shaking so hard and being extremely afraid for my safety#then i woke up. lmao.#so yeah thats the scariest thing my mind has ever conjured ^_^
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Quirk masking for anonymity bc im a total coward. I have a crush, who might be the most genuinely sweet and flustering troll ive ever met. But im worried i want *too* much. We’ve gone on dates that look flush, but last wipe had one movie date veer pale, like pale as the stars and sands of the sea. Without getting too graphic, we nearly ended up in a pile.
How do i get these feelings under control? Or do i need to have the vacillation talk with them? Ive never done this before. It doesn’t help that they sort of live several nights travel away from me (usually we meet in the middle every perigee).
Should i cut my losses or do you think i have a chance of making this work? Thanks in advance
good advice: you can try getting a life or hobbies but honestly just talk about it literally everyone i know is always like "oh should i talk about this thing or act like a little freak of nature without ever explaining why" and then choose the freak option im so sick of you people
bad advice: yes for sure cut them off ghost them even set up a dartboard with different city names move to whichever one it lands on and become a waste disposal troll there then discover their body mysteriously in 2.5 sweeps and leave it for the local beasts without another thought
#pale stuff#red stuff#ok but tbh youre doing at least fifty times better than most of the assholes i see getting into relationships#by even thinking about having that talk#so many of my hatefriends have their shit fall apart cause they start randomly vacillating all over the place#i get introduced to their moirail and then not even a perigree later theyre suddenly texting the gc like#''i think theyre bleeding out??????? what do i do??? i wasnt trying to kill them pleading emoji crying emoji''#fifty exclamation marks ten missed calls three texts from random different friends i didnt even know knew that guy#oh wait i forgot#asks#lmao maybe i am the freak#thats not a maybe i spent way too long typing these tags can anyone even hear me anymore hello are you there#its definitely just grey reading this
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vampire tesilid who bites hestio's neck exactly where the stigma mark is. send post.
#teshes#why would grr give hestio the stigma mark there if not for this purpose. huh. answer me this#<- deranged#anyway no explaination for this AU setting#everything is the same except one day tesilid wakes up a vampire and like really needs blold#idk if he's the same old tesilid up until now or if hes some random vampire who somehow crash landed in a holy place filled w crosses#dont ask me#wait actually thats really funny. how IS he in this place. hes probably burning up and shit no wonder he needs blood
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LISTEN to this cover of an old MTV mashup of Toxic and Faint sung by utaite fuku_wa NOW
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#fukuwas been around for over 15 years doing his thing. wild to think about#but holy shit i hadnt check up on his covers in a while. but recently he did this one#and it blows my mind. i put it in a playlist that i forgot what i had in it (i make really large playlists and play em on shuffle LOL)#and when i heard the first part i was like ah yes faint i like this song i like the weird strings. only half paying attention.#and it wasnt until we got to the toxic chorus and i was like WAIT THATS NOT MIKE#really good impression of mike's. like. cadence? his flow!!!!!!! if ur not being distracted by the faint strings like i was#their voices have slight diff timbres plus different accents but like he had the flow down PERFECT#and in the choruses he gets chesters cadence and timbre wonderfully too especially in the part near the end of the bridge#the sort of inhaling growl in 'dont turn your back on me' was spot on#his voice is a little more broken in his screams and more melodic in the softer parts than chesters more like. fuller sound?#sorry for the random voice analyses. i am not a professional i just think like this LOL#but yeah blowing my mind. fuku_wa has always had a really versatile voice with a lot of control (LOVED his cover of two faced lovers)#(when i was a kid! its still probably my fav version of that song) but MAN i had to check to screen to make sure i didnt acidentally fall#into another universe where faint had the lyrics of toxic normally. i was so scared and confused. i like to do this#i like to scare myself by putting mashups and their source songs in the same playlists and forget about it. keeps me on my toes#Youtube
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like even my irl buddies who have historically been super on the ball w correctly gendering me have been treating the current haircut like a detransition
#it can be so nice and i can feel rly good abt it but the amount of EXTRA BULLSHIT it puts me through is just untenable#but ofc theres nothing to do but wait#and lmao even in the current process of legally getting my name changed my parents will use random shit to question if im serious#‘juni i got some mail here for a Gowan?’#fuck off you know thats me snd you KNOW those ppl only have my legal name#or my grandmother making a point of how good a grand son ive been lately
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love thinking about passion projects that i neither have the skill, time, resources or energy for /s.
#obey me cluedo.......#no you dont understand its literally perfect but also. no one would play it.#og cluedo has six playable characters and one victim so it works really well with the brothers......#like you pick your own guy since that doesnt matter and then the last one (or a random of the leftovers) is the victim which makes all...#... the brothers possible PC's.....#or mc is the victim and theres just 7 pc's.... but thats mean i dont think anyone would kill MC Y-Y#yes any of the brothers could kill any of the other brothers i firmly believe that.#anyway weapons could just be as usual. board could be HOL's layout. it all makes sense.#sillyposting#but if i wanna make this something actually playable i need to like. program shit. actual big time stuff.#not to say it cant be done...#WAIT..... unity.........#i dont know shit about unity i just know its used to develop games.....#so maybe....#oh well.#like i said. i have nowhere near enough energy for all this rn.
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Tfw you're making dinmer, just throwing ingredients together with no proper goal in mind and praying to the gods you don't believe in that the end result will at least be edible.
#Its gonna be edible. Probably.#I rarely fuck up my 'throw random shit together' recipes nowadays bc I have a lot more experience and a better underatanding of flavour#(bbf and I accidentally recreated jeyuk bokkeum friday night bc we we're messing around trying to marinate our pork belly#to fit with the kimchi fried rice we were making. It not only fit; it was tasty af XD)#The main question is really 'is it gonna be tasty?'#Which. No fucking clue.#I'll just have to wait and find out.#I made some weird gratin type thing thats in the oven rn. It smells good so far but who tf knows 🤷#Pretty sure thats not how you're supposed to use berbéré éthiopien tho. 🤷😂#damie talks
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Okay so the weird stuff happening on the tumblr app is not just me. It looks like other people are being forced to the app store to look at random junk ware apps too. I’m not getting this weirdness from any other apps on my phone, just the tumblr app.
So, I’m gonna assume this must have come with a recent update to the tumblr app thats causing this to happen. I’m gonna avoid using the app for a while until that gets fixed.
#hey staff FIX YOUR SHIT#tumblr app#hi random user that also searched to see if this is a common issue while using the app#its not you or anything wrong with your device#its literally the app thats broken#i wish i had a fix for you but i unfortunately do not#were just gonna have to wait till this gets fixed eventually
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