xiao zhan - tod’s global brand spokesperson announcement weibo opening screen
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aggghhhhhhh, the first breeder had a specific policy of “don’t ask for private updates on your kitten, I post photos on social media every day, be content with those” whereas this current breeder very rarely posts on social media, but flooded me with photos and videos of the grublings the first time we spoke. next weekend, when my grub is old enough to reserve, I will presumably receive another barrage of photos to help my choice, but in the meantime I am…… vibrating.
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Draxum somehow salvaged some of his notes and papers from when he first acquired the turtles, and out of “the goodness of his heart” (aka because Mikey begged him nonstop for a solid three hours) Draxum saw it fit to give them each their corresponding paper.
They were enlightening, to a degree, though it was kinda crazy seeing baby versions of their pre-mutation selves stapled to the corner of the paper.
When Leo got his paper, he grinned at his “super cute baby self” and shifted his eyes to read up a little.
Sure, there was the expected long drawn out essay about his role and place in regard to “world domination” or whatever that Leo skimmed over and proceeded to ignore thanks to the excess of way too big words, but what really caught Leo’s eye was the basic description of himself at the top of the papers.
There was his species, what seemed to be a number (either 2 or 3, Leo wasn’t sure since the bottom was burned a bit), his size (tiny!!), and then, right below those…
‘SEX: F’
…Leo blinked. Then blinked again.
“Draxum.” He said, getting his brothers’ attention.
At the lack of response, he looked up.
“Draxum.” The sheep Yokai walked away faster. “DRAXUM.” He was jogging now. “DRAXUM WHY DOES IT SAY ‘F’?!”
Draxum was booking it away from them as Leo gave chase, shouting about how “IT EXPLAINS A LOT BUT I NEED SOME ANSWERS! DRAXUM! DON’T YOU RUN AWAY I JUST WANNA TALK-“
There was flashes of blue light, then silence.
The others stood there, wondering what just happened before shrugging it off and using their baby photos to go and bribe Splinter with.
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☀️ Summertime Vacantion ☀️
Interviewer: Child of Sardior, are you aware that the Koopalings are no longer considered Bowser's children by Nintendo?
CoS: Thanks for asking.
Yes, I am aware that in the current canon of the games, the Koopalings are not considered kids of the Koopa King anymore, but his loyal minions instead. I am aware this change was made around the time of Super Mario Sunshine, along the debut of Bowser Jr., more than 20 years ago.
And No, I don't give s**t about it.
(Ofc, I'm talking about my personal Headcanon :P
I love the current canon Koopalings and their personality, and I love them in any type of hc, be they Bowser's kids or not x3)
WELCOME TO MY KOOPA-FAMILY-HYPERFIXATION ERA!
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