i live in venice (not exactly but close enough) and while we dont have many beaches here many people instead just go directly into the shallow parts of the laguna! its so shallow that its basically like a sort of beach in the middle of water? many ppl esp that live there take small boats and get to those parts (at least from what ive seen when i was passing by on a boat). im not sure about it being a thing historically but maybe machete and vasco could do that too instead of a normal beach?
I'm going to start on an unusually positive note by giving five points to Sergio Perez. He had a pretty ordinary race, very rare for him to get points. I'm not even sure if he's on the board at the moment, but I'm giving him five points for capitalizing on Red Bull Racing's struggles to try and save his own skin. Now he finished more than 16 seconds and two places behind Verstappen to which he reviewed, "I wish the gap had been a lot bigger and that Max was winning, because at the end that will only help the team in the Constructors' Championship." I like that he's owning the fact that he's contributing virtually nothing. But telling people that he's no longer the team's biggest problem, emphasizing that he's not the problem anymore = that level of rat-cunning deserves some points, and it's five from me.
F1 journalist Michael Lamonato calling out the complete hilarity and hypocrisy of Sergio Perez's post-race comments, as he awards him five points in the humorous alternative championship segment on the Italian GP review episode of Pit Talk podcast
as of the beginning of ep7 i think the best teamwork (and the funniest) ive seen between the boys and crystal has got to be, of all things, that time crystal had both of them throw a bunch of shit around and toss this edgy teenager into desks and stuff because he couldn’t see ghosts and just had to assume that crystal was a terrifying telekinetic force of nature. kind of beautiful really