The uncontrollable urge to pull this move every time you listen to Overcompensate. Whether you’re walking, driving…
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The Cowboy and the Poet According to De's Characters
He was an old time cowboy Don't you understand
His eyes were sharp as razor blades His face was leather tanned
His toes were pointed inward From a hangin' on a horse
He was an old philosopher of course
He was so thin I swear You could have used him for a whip
He had to drink a beer To keep his breeches on his hips
I knew I had to ask him About the mysteries of life
He spat between his boots And he replied
"It's faster horses
Younger women
Older whiskey
More money
He smiled and all his teeth Were covered with tobacco stains
He said, "It don't do men no good To pray for peace and rain"
"Peace and rain is just a way to say prosperity
And buffalo chips is all it means to me"
I told him I was a poet I was lookin' for the truth
I do not care for horses Whiskey, women, or the loot
I said I was a writer My soul was all on fire
He looked at me And he said, "You are a liar"
"Son, it's faster horses
Younger women
Older whiskey
More money
Well, I was disillusioned If I say the least
I grabbed him by the collar And I jerked him to his feet
There was somethin' cold And shiny laying by my head
So I started to believe The things he said
Well, my poet days're over
And I'm back to bein' me
As I enjoy the peace and comfort of reality
If my boy ever asks me What it is that I have learned
I think that I will readily affirm
"Son, it's faster horses
Younger women
Older whiskey
More money"
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WANTED FOR DEAD OR ALIVE (23/?)
WANTED
ONLY VORE HER ALIVE
VEROSIKA MAYDAY THE QUEEN OF VORE LUST
WANTED FOR: ANAL VORE, BREAST VORE, CAPE VORE, GLOVE VORE, BOOT VORE & ELASTIC VORE WITH TIGHTER BULGE, STOMACH TIGHTER OF PLASTIC WRAP & NON-TRADEMARKED TAFFEE BASED CANDY SUBSTANCE
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By "old" I mean the series that aired from the 1950-1970's , as I feel that's kind of the "classic" western age
Theres A LOT of western shows, but I chose some that I think are a little more popular/well known, and/or that I enjoy
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Wanted Dead Or Alive - Bon Jovi - 1986
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