#was having major fomo

[raspberrybesitos]

finally figured out how to boop y’all ugh i am actually a granny though fr guys 😭

[starry-bi-sky]

okay so i was thinking of a joke earlier about how in DPDC Amity Park's slogan "a great place to live" is not only city propaganda but also the city lording it over the rest of America for being normal. But then I remembered that, despite how many DCU Cities with heroes in it there are, the amount of cities in America without heroes still far outnumber the amount of cities in America WITH heroes.

So I did a little digging so the joke would still land. Something most heroes have in common is that they operate in major cities. What makes a major city? I found that the general consensus is that the population is roughly over or around a million. THEN I looked up the populations of cities in the DCU that I thought of off the top of my head. So Gotham, Metropolis, Starling City, Central City, Jump City. All of them ranked up to millions in population (most of them were in the tens of millions).

Amity Park's wikipedia describes it as being similar to specifically Philadelphia, Chicago, and San Francisco.

Philadelphia's Population: 1.576 million as of 2021 Chicago's Population: 2.697 million as of 2021 San Francisco: 815,201 as of 2021

Whiiich means that Amity Park if we take that from canon, is probably a major city. There are approximately 19,000 cities in America with probably less than a hundred that are major cities. Adding the DCU major cities wouldn't skew the data too much.

Which MEANS that I can make the joke that Amity Park's "great place to live" is not only just typical city propaganda, but also its Amity Park lording it over the other major cities for being one of the only major cities that doesn't have problems bad enough to warrant a superhero or a vigilante. Cue stage left the Fentons and Phantom :)

Amity Parkers were probably SO proud that they didn't need a superhero. They didn't have to worry about things like 'world ending threats' and 'super-powered individuals' and 'staggering property damage'. And then enter Fentons.

It also could be used as an excuse for why nobody took notice to Amity Park getting ghosts if folks like me aren't huge fans of the notion of a media blackout via Tucker, Technus, or the US Government. Or if you want to keep Amity Park as its urban city self. Amity Park's news on ghosts gets drowned out in a week because there's news on more popular, well-known cities going on every other day. The shit going on in Amity Park is every other major city's regular Tuesday and it gets filtered as such.

[ratatatastic]

the funniest cat tradition is playing we didnt start the fire after a chippy game. so you can guess what theyre doing right now after a (looks at notes) combined 60 pim game against the preds

[rivensbane]

a decision has been made... ty for all the recs on the earlier post! 💟🙏

[definitelynotnia]

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[elfpylon]

somehow I forget I probably have severe PMDD every month.

[herder-of-gnorbus]

So if everything goes well tomorrow, I'll finally have internet again and I can finally check out the biggest site happening since pet slots... Lol

[pizzaqueen]

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[pins-snip]

Current mood

[gentlehue]

btw lmk when ur ready to start rereading hp!!! ive been seeing sm hogwarts themed aesthetics on my pinterest im missing the series so bad actually... might need to temporarily dnf the caraval trilogy bc i need the potterverse to get me thru school 😫

im free whenever u & hannah want to!!! im in the middle of reading crooked kingdom rn but idm reading both at the same time ☺️ lowk haven't been feeling it lately so i might need to switch it up to prevent a reading slump right before school (aka the worst thing that could happen to me) ��

[mkultrafied]

. a poet must not avert his eyes...

[cowboyshit]

the lucha company I help out is having their first out-of-state show this weekend and I’m so proud of them 😭💗

[mostardently]

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[ardentpoop]

If I wasn’t broke and severely anxious and living in my parents’ house where my interests needed to be closely guarded secrets when I was active in spn fandom as a teen I would’ve Definitely gone to a convention

[oflgtfol]

ok i think i've worked out a way to have all 3 jobs and only work like. 60, maaaybe 65 hours a week instead of 75. and i was doing 60 last summer anyway so i can handle 60-65

[girlblocker]

all ill say is. im so jealous of people who have had great experiences with live music this summer