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poetryandfluffycats · 13 days

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madara + fem reader cockwarming at first then riding him Pleaseee rough or soft ur choice tysm 🫶🫶

A/N: i've had this one cooking for awhile... influx of mama fuckers in my inbox induced me into finally finishing it

Pairing: Madara Mikejima x fem!reader

Content: Its date night with Madara, and you decide you want to rile him up a bit. This is, well, this is the result of that

Warnings: NSFW, fingering, penetration sex(p in v), a very tiny amount of cockwarming, riding but only sort of because madara is lifting you up and down, use of slut whore & brat, slight daddy kink(one mention), handjobs, size kink, breeding kink if you squint, rough sex

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NSFW oneshot under cut!

"You're such a good little slut, dressing up so pretty for me"

Madaras hands were all over you the second you got home, pulling you into his lap and hiking your skirt up your thighs, palming you through the thin lace of your panties. You had planned this, of course. The tight black dress with the plunging neckline, the thigh high stockings held up by garters, the sheer lingerie that you could just see peeking out from under your skirt. All of it had been hand picked by you to drive your boyfriend crazy.

By the looks of it, your little plan had worked.

You moaned as his teeth found your neck, softly nibbling and sucking hickeys into the sensitive skin. Madara always tired to be as gentle as possible with you, claiming that he was worried he'd end up hurting you due to the size difference between the two of you. But you could feel the way his rock-hard cock twitched under you, like a spring ready to pop, and you could tell he was holding back.

"Mama~" You mewled, rocking your hips against his budge and earning a low groan from him. "Don't tease..."

He merely chuckled, using one of his large hands to spread your thighs apart, his fingers dipping under the fabric of your panties and brushing against your already dripping cunt. "Someone's excited" He cooed, rubbing soft circles on your clit as you squirmed in his lap. "What, did you think you could wear something like this without any consequences?"

"M-maybe-fuck-" Your words were cut of by a shuddered moan as he slipped a finger into your tight hole, pumping in and out at a lazy pace. "Do you like it?~" You looked up at him through your eyelashes, biting down on your bottom lip when he curled his finger inside you, brushing ever so slightly against that spot that made you see stars.

"Hm, you look like a dream. Like a princess all dressed up for her Daddy. You like making me feel this way, huh? You like driving me insane while we're in public?" Madaras free hand wrapped around your waist and pulled you in, gently rocking you over the strain of his pants as he continued to pump in and out.

In and out. In and out. In and out. Each time his fingers plunged inside you felt a mountain of fire shooting through your body and all you could do about it was follow his movements and cling onto his shoulders like a lifeline. In and out, over and over again.

God, it felt too good.

Madara could fuck you with just his fingers and you'd always be satisfied. The digits were all at least 4.5 inches in length and were each the thickness of two of your fingers pushed together. How he moved inside you so effortlessly and pleasurably was insane to you in everyway, and you choose to never question where he learnt those skills. Maybe somewhere along the way of his lifetime of woman before you he had picked up some skills, you weren't complaining no matter the case.

Emerald green eyes had a twinkle of mischief in them as they watched you intently, a predator stalking its prey and awaiting the prefect time to pounce was what it reminded you of. "I asked you a question, darl', don't ignore me now"

"God-yes! I love to, augh! M-make you feel good!"

Your eyes rolled backwards to meet your brain at the thought of just how much power he held over you. Being bigger, stronger, and in this moment much more intelligently in check than you, Madara could do anything he wanted to you and you wouldn't think twice. He could've had you any way he pleased, in the booth at the restaurant, the alley out the back, pulled over on the side of the road whilst his motorcycle was still roaring. Considering that you two had fucked on almost every surface in his apartment-and rather shamefully, some public bathrooms-you wouldn't have batted an eye. As long as you got to cum in the end you felt it was all worth it.

"Hmh, that's right. And what are you?" Madara cooed, pressing another thick finger into the sopping mess that was your cunt. Squelching noises coming from your hole accompanied his lust-filled tone. "C'mon baby, tell me what you are"

The tip of his index finger brushed harshly against your sweet spot, causing your back to arch and your vision to go blank with blissful goodness. "A slut! Your slut!" You could barely see through the haze in your eyes but you all but knew there would be a smirk on Madaras face. He was possessive as ever and loved nothing more than to hear you admit you belonged to him. It was a side to him that only came out during moments like this one.

"Damn right you are. All mine, aye? No one else gets to fuck this pussy like I do. You wanna cum? Fuck, I've hardly done anything yet and your soaked"

"'m sorry!" Your voice came out in shaky spurts, each word sounding more like a whine or a moan than an actual statement. "Please let me cum! Please, I've been good haven't I? Mama!"

The way you called his name with such pleasure made his head spin and his cock throb. All the friction from your bare cunt rubbing against his clothed crotch was becoming almost too much for him, he felt as if he might have came in his pants like a horny teenage boy at the rate you were going. Madara was a gentleman, he never liked to cum before you did, but selfishness was a strong emotion that was taking over his body along with his lust.

With a grin on his lips, he removed his fingers from you with a 'plop!' sound, bringing them to his grinning face and sucking the juices off of them. The taste was sweet to him, like cake or muffins baked by a loving grandmother. Prefect recipe for a sinful treat. You could've died at the feeling of sudden emptiness that filled your body now, having been so close to your release just to have it taken right out of the palm of your hand. You had half a mind to punch that smirk right off your boyfriends face.

"Fuck!" You hissed as you felt drips of your arousal falling down to stain both Madaras pants and the couch beneath you. "Why'd you do that!? I was so close!"

Madara let out a laugh, as if it were obvious and you were just a stupid idiot. You narrowed your eyes at him and he shook his head, wiping the extra juices still on his hand away on the edge of the couch. "That's not really how you wanna cum, is it? My cocks better than my fingers, you know~"

"Madara-"

"Ride me, baby girl. Take what you need from me before I lose it"

It was demanding, his command, yet still kind and sweet in its own special way. The special way that it was from Madara, you supposed. You wasted no more time after that, hiking your skirt up to your stomach and pulled your panties down to your ankles before undoing his belt, then pulling down the denim of his jeans and his boxers in one go to reveal his aching and hard erection. You gulped as you watched a glob of shiny white pre-cum fall drip down the edge of his cock, following the line of his vein all the way down to the base.

Gorgeous wasn't a word you liked to use to describe a mans cock, but when it came to Madara you discarded that rule. Not only was he huge, but the width of it alone could make any woman drool and drop to their knees. Veiny, but not disgustingly so. Hairy, but not so much that it gave you a rash.

You reached down and gave the head a few lazy strokes, smearing the pre-cum up and down like a makeshift lube. Madaras face twitched in anticipation as he watched your movements, large hands resting on the fatty flesh of your thighs and his nails digging in slightly when you brushed over the more sensitive parts of his length. You imagined there would be bruises later, but that only added to the excitement of it all.

Giving him one final pump, you used your spare hand to hoist yourself up a little higher, positioning your entrance just above the head of his cock. You grinded yourself against him for a second, allowing the tip to enter you just barely before lifting yourself back off it. The blood-red tip was screaming at you, begging to be shoved deep inside your gooey hole. Although it killed you to not immediately have him ramming your insides, doing this made you feel like you still had a sense of control over the situation even when it was so clear that Madara was the card master. To tease him, to edge him, to deny him of what he asked you to do was a thrill you rather enjoyed.

"Don't be a brat" A low growl rumbled from Madara throat at your teasing, his fingernails digging in even deeper and causing you to let out a whine and loose your balance, slipping downwards onto his cock. You were about halfway down his length now. The stretch was so powerful and painful, you felt small tears pricking along your lash line at the feeling.

You were no stranger to Madaras size, shit, the two of you had sex not even a week ago, a steamy encounter that had left you breathless and motionless on the bed for hours after. Perhaps it was the way you two were sat now that made him feel even larger, or maybe your mind was too absorbed by pure pleasure that every action he made inside you got doubled by 10.

Either way, there was no better feeling than being stuffed full by him, you had found, so any burn he gave you, you'd take all the same.

"Shh, c'mon, its alright" Madara cooed at the sight of your tears. He brought a hand up to brush them away, creasing your cheek and rubbing his thumb up and down the side of your face in the process. Clearly he had seen the obvious look of pain on your face and was now trying to ease the ache with sweet gestures and kind words. "Just stay there, you don't need to move yet, wait until your ready"

You shook your head, grabbing onto his shoulders and pushing yourself down more. About 3 more inches of his cock were left for your hole to swallow up now. "No! I can do it! Just let me- augh!" Your words were cut off by a loud yelp as you sunk down deeper and deeper until you couldn't anymore, until Madaras tip was pressed flush against your cervix and your hips were connected together.

A wave of intense pleasure rushed through your veins and fell out your mouth in the way of a long, drawn-out whimper. You could feel the veins of his length pulsating against your walls, and you were sure that if he had thrusted upwards in that moment he would have fucked straight into your womb-a scary but not unwelcomed thought.

Brown sweat infused hair fell over Madaras forehead and his eyes were blown wide, mouth open in an 'o' shape but somehow that damn grin never left his face. All thoughts in the both of your minds had washed away into the wind and now all the remained was your lust and undying desire for each other.

Madaras hand that held your cheek moved up, lacing themselves in your messy hair and tugging lightly, just enough for your head to be pulled backwards and for your neck to become more exposed. "Taking me like a champ" He mumbled, lips finding the nape of your neck to press sloppy and saliva filled kisses to the skin,

"Always a little whore for me, aren't you? I love it so much when you act like this, you know? Makes me wanna fuck this dumb little pussy full of my cum. Do you want that?"

You could barely manage an answer due to the fog in your brain, only able to gasp out a mere "Yes!" before all your noises morphed into moans. Your walls squeezed around his thickness in a death like grip, as if you were trying to milk him for all he had before he could even finish. Madara grunted at the feeling and his nails dug deep into your scalp, earning a whimper that escaped your lips.

"I'm gonna start-fuck-, I'm gonna start moving now, okay princess?"

Your head fell into his shoulder and you nodded in approval, screwing your eyes shut in preparation for what was going to come next. Madaras hand in your hair was now moving back to your hips and griping onto them, gently rocking you backwards and forwards. Your clit brushed over the hairs that dotted his pelvis, sweet sweet friction that sent a shockwave down your spine, an added bonus to the consistent bliss you gained from his cock inside you. Drool came dripping out from your open wide mouth, the mess landing onto and staining Madaras button down.

Slow and calculated was the pace that you two started out with. Madara lifted you up and down on his cock with ease, as if you were nothing but a fuckdoll. Simple praises of "Good girl" and "I've got you" fell from his lips like a leaky tap and you greedily took in each word. Each time he lifted you, you could feel the head of his dick drag across the ridges of your walls. It was leaking with sticky pre-cum, which made the drag much easier and also added to the messy mix of lewd sounds in the room. Madaras grunts, your whines, your pussy squelching and his cock plunging deep into your core. All of it together created the prefect song of passion. You could've stayed that way forever.

But this was Madara, a man with a short temper and an even shorter patience. You knew in your head that he wouldn't be able to keep up with this lazy speed for much longer, his body yearned for something rougher and quicker and you were well aware of it. You could only wait until...

"Fuck, baby, I'm sorry"

There it was.

In a matter of milliseconds, the man had pulled you nearly all the way of his dick, leaving only the tip in before slamming you all the way back down, all while thrusting his own hips upwards to meet yours halfway. A scream reputed from your throat at the action, and you only continued the sound as he kept up his movements. It was completely unforgiving, he was like a beast that had suddenly gone into heat without warning.

"Mama!- You, mhmp! You feel so, so good!" You groaned in between thrusts, biting down into his shoulder hard enough to leave a bright purple mark in the skin. He growled at the sensation, it edging him on to go harder with his movements.

You were being completely spit in half thanks to Madara and his huge cock. He bottomed out with each thrust and his heavy balls slapped against your ass every time, sure to leave a funny shaped mark there the next day. Tears were falling freely from your eyes now and you were out of control of your own moans. You looked like a pornstar in a video of the worst quality possible, but somehow that all but made Madara want you even more.

His lips meet your neck once more, licking and sucking harshly, even grazing his teeth over your pulse point just to be cheeky, "Yeah? You like that? Shit, I'm gonna fill you up so good, gonna make sure every last drop stays inside. Then no one else will touch you once they see that you belong to me"

"I already do! Fuck! Mama- Mama! I'm gonna cum soon, so close~"

Madara let out a breathy chuckle at your words. There was a glint of something in his eyes as he placed one last kiss to your neck, something that you couldn't quite put a finger on. There was a hint of fondness to it, but that's all you could make out whilst being pounded into. "So am I, go on then, cum for me. I'll be right behind you"

Snap.

The coil in your stomach snapped at that, the permission to finish. A wave of warm then cold washed over your entire body as your orgasm came crashing into you like a truck to a brick wall. You rode out your high on Madaras cock as he slowed down a bit, returning to his original pace of gently rocking you as he neared closer. If you could've thought straight you would've thanked him for the slower pace as over stimulation quickly settled into your body.

His orgasm came not long after, but longer than it would've taken if he had continued using you as a ragdoll. Loads upon loads of hot and sticky cum shot deep into your cunt and straight into the warmth of your womb. A few spare drops leaked out from where the two of you connected, running down both of your legs and reaching the floor, creating a glossy white puddle on the hard wood floor. You'd clean that up later.

It took you a few minutes to climb down from your high, your whole body still being limp from Madaras relentlessness. He moved you whilst you were still in that daze, pulling you off his cock and laying you down on your back against the couch. Your dress was pulled back down to cover you in that moment, and when you regained your composure you saw and felt Madara laying above you, his chin resting on the exposed skin of your upper chest and his body acting as that of a heated blanket.

"Hi" He was smiling down at you, stupid giddy look on his face that could cure all the worlds problems.

"Hi" You mumbled back, trying to mimic the look on his face, although you probably looked more silly and zombie-like rather than cute and puppyish like Madara did.

"You had a good time?"

"Yeah. Better than good, thank you"

"No need to thank me, darl', its what I do"

You giggled at that, and softly grasped his cheeks and pulled him in for a much sweeter and less heated kiss. It lasted a long time, and you could feel yourself getting lost in the sheer amount of emotion you had in your heart for this man. Left over thrill from your session was still lingering in the air, but it was fading, being replaced by the same feeling you saw in Madaras eyes eariler.

Love, adoration.

You wondered how you'd top this on the next date night, maybe treat him to his favourite sushi place. Yeah, that'd do it.

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soppymilkgin · 11 months

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all the sakagin people talk about it but episode 23 is So good i'm so taken aback by the sakamoto gay pining every time

you're too good to be fighting in this war where we lose all of our friends, let's go to the stars together <- does not say this to his other friends rip zura and takasugi

mistaking your old war friend for your favorite cabaret girl based on sakamoto ryouma's wife and asking him to marry you 🤨

sakamoto is yet another victim of gin-san's people attracting qualities

and when sakamoto's about to drown in the sand, he remembers this incredibly soft smile from gin-san?? he looks so beautiful here???

sakamoto in his final moments: i'd like to thank my buddy kintoki for everything he's done for me (turn down my offer to come to space 10 years ago)

and then this line??? 😭😭😭😭😭

sakamoto is a shooting star and he knows that gin-san will catch him if he falls so he's always able to find the strength to keep moving forward AUGH im dead the fishing stars metaphor is so beautiful

also i couldnt time the screenshot right but when he says into the stars it shows 2 suns!! them!!!

they planted the sakagin seed in my head so early on and then said get fucking sakamoto-ghosted like gin-san did

#sakamoto tatsuma #sakata gintoki #when i'm in a make important historical figures fall in love with me competition and my opponent is gin-san 😱😱😱#not from this episode but why is gin-san the only person who calls sakamoto by his first name can we see how that happened #sakagin #🍓words

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wickjump · 3 months

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20, 29 and 36 (What’s your favourite colour?)

btw ask game is here cause i reblog SO much it’s kind of annoying probably bc these get lost SO fast. if any of yall wanna ask more of these idk :3

20 - “what’s a totally useless fact you know”

if a giraffe got guillotined it’s neck would become a blood geyser. dunno how they figured that out but yeah the pressure in the neck would make it so the giraffe’s blood would shoot out like 9 feet tall. that is taller than a grown man. you’d be fucking dwarfed by it. giraffes don’t exist im telling you

29 - “what’s your favorite song lyrics right now”

ive got a verse each for two songs. “Rosie told me not to cry / look her in her big brown eyes / hold her tight and feel no pain / her dog breath drives me insane”, which is from Animals by Alex G (reminds me of my dead dog in a way that makes me feel an odd comfort and dereality)

and from my FAVORITEST SONG EVER, “you’re always asking what is up- up with me / could never tell you what happened the day i turned seventeen / the rise of a king and the fall of a queen”. ok i lied there’s another verse i also like from that song. “never felt like a princess / i used to kid myself in this dress / that it was just how things were meant to be”

those are both from seventeen by MARINA which is my favorite song ever. marina likes to leave the songs to interpretation and i interpret this one as childhood sa + being trans which is so quirky not me projecting LOL!!!!!!! 😂😂 love the song and MARINA thoufh because they’re all up to interpretation AUGH.

listen to marina im begigng yku. favorite song is seventeen obv but buy the stars and oh no! are also rlly rlly good…!!!!!!

ANYWAY ya ok that’s my favorite song lyrics SORZ THIS WAS SO LONG i really like both of those songs they mean sososo much to me on so many different levels

36 - free question/favorite color

pink and red are both favorites of mine!!!!! i like them equally methinks,, which is why tiny wick oc is pink-themed but big winnie oc is red themed. it depends on the vibe, i don’t like them together they gotta be separate depending on the theme going on. only one at a time

my intro says yellow is a fave which??!?!?!?!?! no??? how did that get there

#csa mention #pet death mention #oversharing online again #cw gore mention #LMAO SORRY GIRAFFES 🙏

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diodellet · 4 months

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hiya dio!! tossing in 3 (honkai star rail? 👀), 5, and 15!!

hiya ian! thanks for shooting me an ask!!

3.) Go to the [honkai star rail] tag and reblog some art you like that has under 100 notes

aight i gotchu oomfie, ill search for stuff to queue up 😤😤

5.) What genre do you like reading the best?

angst and hurt/comfort 🔛🔝!!!

it's painful, it's good, and it makes emotional processing so much easier and less burdensome because the difficulty goes into finding an okay sentence and stringing together ok-ish dialogue (but at least those can be solved with a banger ass playlist, ykw?)

augh special mention to one of my formative twst fics i love that grim has such a big role in this

15.) Worst fanfic tropes ever?

NOO!!!! U CANT MAKE ME SAY BAD THINGS ABT FANFIC!!! ALL FANFIC IS GOOD WHEN IT IS MADE WITH HEART!!!

(did i say bridal carry? ill just say it again for funsies HAHAHA i dont like bridal carries, it doesn't spark any joy, please just carry me like this🤧👇👇)

i'm usually really open-minded with reading fanfics... so aside from the obvious fanfic writing sins (using generative AI, plagiarism, not doing enough careful research for sensitive topics) OH WAIT--

(this is probably specific to genshin/hyv) but i Reaaaaally don't like it when fandom infantilizes characters that use the teenage model. like, there is such a thing as short adults! (me. i am one of them!) one time i saw someone say that lynette was probably a year younger than lyney and i was confused bcs aren't they twins??? like, are we forgetting that lynette was the primary "errand-goer" for the house of hearth upon getting her vision? girlie's probably seen more shit than lyney did.

^^semi-related to infantilizing characters, i dont like how some obm fics treat luke as a literal toddler. like, yes he's immature but he's got a good head on his shoulders and even if he's a low-ranked angel he probably has sm powers that he can make use of to protect MC. and i esp see how he gets left out even in gen/platonic fics and hcs. smtimes i feel compelled to look at the game's shitty pop quiz events for fanfic fuel (i mean, the luke tag has more ppl saying not to sexualize him than actual writing and that bugs me ://)

There used to be this really good obm fanfic (Nightmare by StarsEncrusted) and it had a plot point of helping luke get his wings, but it++the author's orig account got deleted from ao3. thankfully some fans had the foresight to archive it, so heres a wayback link to the fic and the accompanying side stories

i guess to expound more on my aversion to marriage in fanfic, it icks me when the characterization stops feeling like the characters themselves and the fic starts feeling heteronormative (also sometimes the writing comes across as if the marriage/childbirth "fixes" all those issues, which, it doesn't) and, well, i already kind of deal with the idea of "getting settled down" shoved in my face. it's really not for me. but i do understand why it's comforting to people, smtimes i can indulge in reading in it. but on a bad day, nah, i can't.

anyway, also special shout out to chat fics, they can be fun but idk it reads to me as a way to regurgitate overused incorrect quotes. (please some vines need to be laid to rest. also, can we stop quoting that one copaganda show oh my god)

(art appreciation ask questions, please bug me to rb some underrated fic and art)

#dellet-asks #mga chismoso kayo!!!!! (/j)#im alr wracking my brain on how to word what i dont like in fanfic sdfkjsldfjs without being nitpicky bcs writing hard #smtimes fanfic discourse is a subtle way of dissing writers who dont have english as their first language js #i have specific characterizations that muddle canon and fanon and itll probably piss off people on both sides #idk but if it makes the fic more interesting ill go for it (if i have the spoons for it)#also just as a disclaimer i like most incorrect quotes. just not the ones from b-(nasagasaan)#scint1llat3

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emiplayzmc · 3 months

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hai causing havoc in your askbox because its late so none of my irls are awake and im bored teehee

whos your fav animal crossing villager? Mine is either Bonbon or Frita, Bonbon was one of the 3 villagers that you get near the beginning of acnh (shes one of the main things stopping me from resetting my save augh) and frita i got from an amiibo card but before acnh came out my fav from new leaf was Poncho hands down. Not sure why tho tbh i just liked him :>

pictures of poncho, bonbon and frita in case you were curious ^^^

AYEEE HELLOOOO :DD

Mine's probably a hard tie between Spork, Rodney, Savannah, and Hans!!

Spork and Hans were part of the First 3 villagers to move into my island besides the starting Jock and Sisterly (mine were Muffy and Poncho 🙏) and Spork was just- RAHHH he had my heart immediately, I love how goofy and silly he is, made sure he had the nicest plot 🥰 Hans was also an immediate like from me, he was always so friendly and running up to talk to me and visiting my house :D

Savannah moved in a while later, and she was kind of the same as Hans ^-^ I accidentally let her move out (wrong button pressed-) and I literally went to Nookazon and spent like, an entire day trying to get Petri to move out so that I could buy back Savannah and get her to my island hjgfss.

(Side note but Nookazon is so friendly when I use it, love using it to sell stuff I don't need / rare events like shooting star nights ^-^)

Rodney...? I could not tell you a single reason why I like him, he just has the vibes that made me like him, devastated when I found out people hate him 💔💔

#ask box!!#yanderespamton78 #Ty for the ask!! I love any chance to gush about Spork #if any of them were to take the top fav spot it would be Spork my boy 🙏🙏🫶🫶#also side note but I got my req for Spork on a Blake Jennings series answered #its like 'what your fav AC villager says about you'#AND THE WAY HE DISSED MY BOY 😭😭#he said 'what the hell is this 🤨🤨'#LIKE IM NOT MAD ABOUT IT BUT THE SPORK SLANDER 💔💔

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ratsoh-writes · 1 month

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With every claim and demonstration of Mermaid's skilled abilities, Briar seems shocked into yet another double-take. Does this dog also drive the boat and perform CPR??? She is truly. The goodest girl.

For a moment, she was surprised they were technically at his house.... It MADE SENSE but like, it's his HOUSE. She felt like maybe they should have brought a cake or something?? They don't get invited to houses often. Or maybe she needs to calm down about hanging out at a friend's house. That also happens to be a date. Woah, maybe they need to sit down.

Slowly sitting down, Briar agrees to Finn's suggestion. The coastline sounds nice. They could look to see how the South Western shore was doing after the scouts had their beach clean up last week.

Bracing themselves against the waves as the boat left the shore, Briar found themselves closing their eyes to get their bearings as they held tightly on the chair. Once open, Mermaid was there. She reached out again. She pet. Mermaid was pet.

This amazing, smart and sweet dog could practically be a caretaker and probably famous on that tikgram thing Aspen uses, but here she is, asking BRIAR for pets?? More pets. Pets on the neck pets on the beach pets on the ears it didn't matter, Mermaid wanted more and did not complain. Oh no.

As Finn came back from checking the initial boat vitals to ask how she was doing, he could potentially see Briar's tail swishing shortly back and forth before shooting back up at attention at heading him approach.

"Mermaid is.... So sweEt?" THEIR VOICE CRACKED. NO. Briar held her hand against her mouth and throat for a moment. That was just a weird cough from like the ocean air it something not emotional over a dog they just meet.

They stood up again, now a little more used to the waves before quickly pointing at a distraction, "Hey is that the Navy lighthouse?"

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Aspen provides receive during his story, interested in the drama. She sips her soda but clearly pays attention. Upon Star showing off his bruise, though, she has to cover her mouth to avoid spitting out the drink all over the bruise and mention of the scar.

"Holy SHIT!"

Her face had mixed emotions. Bruises and scars were cool and all but like... From like flights where both monsters want to fight. Like he's a cop but could he have died? From another monster? He was doing paperwork all last week! Augh... She looked stressed. She shook it off and tried to play cool again. She wasn't here to be stressed.

"That is messed up! I'm glad you and your buddy are okay. Do you want a drink?" The alley had beers. She was also already plugging in their names into the game board, looking for a distraction. "You gonna be good to play?" Friendly flights are better.

Mermaid is such a sweet lady as she calmly sits at briars side enjoying the attention. Briar is glad to sit as finn sets the boat to move. He gets it a ways away from shore. Close enough to totally see the shoreline, but far enough that it won’t really be in the way of any close play boats. He has the boat turned in the right direction. It’s only a slight breeze today. So as he gets out, he can turn the motor off and let up the sails to let the boat slowly drift along the shore.

Finn: EVEN BEFORE SAILS TRAINED HER SHES BEEN A GOOD GIRL. I PAYED A LOT TO THE BREEDER TO ENSURE A DOG WITH A CALM TEMPERAMENT!

Oh yea, with a small boat home, a crazy dog is not recommended lol

Finn looks towards where briar is pointing

Finn: NO THATS SAINT PLYWOODS LIGHTHOUSE! THE NAVY ONE HAS THE PURPLE TOP AND THE ROYALS ENSEMBLE!

Happy for something to talk about, he shares the story of Saint plywood, a seatale monster from some folk legend. He seems a little nervous too. Strange since he was always quite naturally cheery around briar normally. She gets the sense that this being a date is getting to him too lol

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Star laughs and shakes his head no to the offer of drinks

Star: HAH! NO WAY! IM A TOTAL LIGHTWEIGHT AND I NEED TO DRIVE TONIGHT! CANT LEAVE THE COP CYCLE HERE!

Mmmm responsibility is sexy~ gotta love a man who knows his limits

Star does accept the offer of a soda right after though! Perfect. He winks at Aspen when she fusses over him

Star: MWEHEHE OF COURSE! DONT THINK SOME BRUISE WILL MAKE ME GO EASY ON YOU!

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Jessica Biel for Interview Magazine, November 2003 - Interview by James Van Der Beek

SHE'S FRIGHTENED OF BIG SPIDERS, BUT THAT HASN'T STOPPED THIS ACTRESS FROM SLASHING HER WAY TO THE TOP OF THE HORROR-FILM GENRE BY JAMES VAN DER BEEK PHOTOGRAPHS BY ROBERTO D'ESTE

She ruled the teen airwaves for six years as one of the WB network's young, sexy soap stars (she still occasionally revisits her series, 7th Heaven, now in its eighth season), but lately Jessica Biel has been focusing on feature films. To talk about her role in the just-released, much-anticipated remake of the grisly cult favorite The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, we set Biel up with ex-WB col- league and co-star in last year's The Rules of Attraction, James Van Der Beek.

JAMES VAN DER BEEK: Hello?

JESSICA BIEL: Hey, James. How are you?

JVB: Very good. You know, this is my first interview. I'm excited.

JB: Being on the other end, it's got to be strange.

JVB: I don't know. I've never done it before. [Biel laughs] So where are you-L.A.?

JB: No, I'm in Vancouver.

JVB: Oh, right. You're up there for Blade [III].

JB: Yes. I've been here for two weeks, and we don't start shooting for another two. I'm working out like a maniac. I work with a trainer every day. and I'm learning martial arts and archery.

JVB: Wow. You are going to kick ass.

JB: And I'm on this nutritional plan-no salt, no sugar, no bread. Just some fruits, every vegetable you can think of, lean meat, and water. They say they want me to have a six-pack stomach, but I think they really want me to have a twelve-pack. [both laugh] But it's fun getting paid to work out.

JVB: Let's talk about The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. It's got a big buzz around it, huh? And it's got such a cool trailer. What made you decide to do it?

JB: Well, I was skeptical about doing it at first lbecause it's such a cult classic and-

JVB: -Had you seen the original?

JB: I had. I'd seen some of the sequels too, and I was not a fan of those. I was worried that this was going to be another sequel, but I met with Marcus Nispel [the movie's director], and he wanted to remake it in all its 1970s glory, but also update it. Then I read the script, and I was surprised by how well written it was. And when I found out that Michael Bay was one of the pro- ducers, I was ready to jump on board.

JVB: There are all kinds of horror movies coming out these days with a lot of talented, creative people behind them. It seems like there's a horror renaissance.

JB: I love horror movies.

JVB: What are some of your favorites? Are there some that scare the crap out of you?

JB: Poltergeist [1982], The Shining [1980], The Exorcist [1973]. Oh-Candyman [1992]! I was terrified by Candyman. Have you seen it?

JVB: No. I'm a wimp when it comes to scary movies. That's one of my deep, dark secrets.

JB: Well it's out now. [both laugh]

JVB: When you're on the set making a movie like that, can you get a sense of "Wow, this is going to creep the hell out of people?"

JB: Sometimes. And sometimes it was even scary for us.

JVB: You were out on location, right?

JB: We shot on a stage once, but everything else was on location in Texas, in the middle of nowhere. Even going to the Porta-Potti was ter- rifying. [Van Der Beek laughs] Not only were you afraid of something or somebody coming out of the woods, but the spiders down there were the size of my palm.

JVB: Well, everything's bigger in Texas. [both augh] Tell me about your character.

JB: Her name's Erin, and she's the glue that holds everybody together. She's compassionate and kind of mothering. She tries to save all her friends, though they end up getting killed anyway. [laughs] What's really cool about her is she has a will to survive and the strength to fight. She's not a victim. She's a strong, pissed-off young woman.

JVB: Oh, I can definitely see you playing that. [Biel laughs] I'm going to have to see this movie now. I'll go with Heather [Van Der Beek's wife]. She'll hold my hand.

JB: My boyfriend gets scared at horror movies too. He hides his eyes sometimes.

JVB: I've never actually done that, but I do look away from the screen. "Okay. That's the side of the theater. This is just being pro- jected." [Biel laughs] Now, how long have you been acting?

JB: I started 7th Heaven when I was 14.

JVB: Was that your first gig?

JB: I had done a few commercials.

JVB: Had you done any other work, like theater or singing?

JB: Growing up, I did lots of plays in Boulder and Denver. I remember thinking, This is fun! I can really do this! My parents were amazing. They said, "Okay. Let's go for it." I took some classes, and I performed at a competition where casting agents and managers from all over the country came in to see the kids in my area, and I won a scholarship to an acting school. Then I came out to L.A. for pilot season-I came out for pilot season three years in a row, and in the third year, 7th Heaven happened.

JVB: Did you realize how big it was to get a pilot that was picked up?

JB: I never really thought it would happen. I remember my manager saying "this won't get picked up they almost never do but you'll do it and it'll be great to put on your résumé."

JVB: Now, a series is a dream come true, and every actor wants to work, but at some point, the series inevitably becomes less fulfilling. How many years into 7th Heaven was it before you started to think, The grass might be greener somewhere else?

JB: Probably around the third or fourth season. I knew this character so well, and I wondered what it'd be like to try something else. Did you feel that with Dawson's Creek?

JVB: For me, it got to a point where the characters were getting older, and a lot of things that happen to people the age that we were playing could never be covered on the show because of the time slot and because of what the show had become. It felt like we weren't able to tell the truth anymore, whereas when we first started, we felt like there were no limits. Now, when we were making The Rules of Attraction together, early on we had a difficult scene together-the one after we had sex, and I'm on mushrooms and you just nailed it.

JB: Thank you.

JVB: So, I was wondering, how do you pre- pare? What's your process?

JB: It's different every time. For that scene I tried to think about what it would feel like to be used. When I feel comfortable, as I did in that situation, my emotions come out. I accessed the guilt I've felt in my past, applied it to the guilt that my char- acter was feeling, and it just kind of happened.

JVB: I remember being blown away by how proficient you were. You should be proud of that work. But tell me, is there any work you've done that you're embarrassed by?

JB: Umm... [laughs]

JVB: Oh, come on! What?

JB: Okay. When I was about 11, I did this 15- minute short that the filmmakers wanted to take around like a pilot and say, "This is our idea for a movie. Here's a quick taste." It was a musical that involved all the fairy tales, like "Little Red Riding Hood" and "Hansel and Gretel." But it was a bit off: I played Gretel, but my name was Regretel. And for some reason, I was painted blue. [Van Der Beek laughs] And all these slightly off fairy-tale characters were fighting each other. So what hap- pened was this little animated guy who looked like a calculator-his name was Diggy Digital- popped out of this boy's computer and saved the town. Then we all sang this song called "Digital World." [Van Der Beek laughs] That's not all! Afterwards, I went out to dinner with my parents, and I was like, "This is the best thing ever. I'm going to be a superstar!" [both laugh hysterically] Oh, God, I'm really going to regret saying this.

#jessica biel #james van der beek #chris evans #interview magazine #articles #2003 #magazines

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one piece rant #4 (i think): the tobiroppo and why i love tjem

one day im going to be famous and whether it be for murder or a simple delusion in my mind it WILL happen one day trust me on this those who read this post. anyways i talk like my business is everyone elses deal cause it IS i mean im posting this to STRANGERS!!! ON THE INTERNET!!! i dont CARE if im judged its the INTERNET. i am THE internet gremlin. ohmygod shoot me for that i change my mind.

anyways this isnt what this post is about (pro tip: if you think youre funny write a script and go animate something i estimate soon we'll be needing the next batch of funny animated youtubers soon like jaiden animations and does anyone remember that one guy with the demon horns?? i think his name was adam smth i used to watch his videos religiously)

I love the tobiroppo if you couldnt tell by my cool awesome username. the tobiroppo are AWESOME. BEST villain group in one piece i dont CARE what anyone says. NO!! I AM NOT INCLUDING KAIDO OR HIS ALL STARS IN THIS. JUST THE TOBIROPPO.

LOOK AT THEM!!! THEYRE AWESOME!!! I LOVE THE TOBIROPPO. I MEAN IT WHEN I SAY IF I HAD THE CHANCE TO MEET THE TOBIROPPO AND THE ONLY WAY TO DO IT WAS THROUGH DYING I WOULD DIE!!!!!!!! LITERALY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ID DEFINITELY BREAKDOWN UPON SEEING THEM SINCE THEYRE SCARY ASF AND ALSO THEYRE SO COOL!!!!!! BUT ITS SOO WORTH IT!!!!!! HEAVEN HELL BE DAMNED I LOVE THE TOBIROPPO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

one day im gonna travel to japan and find eiichiro oda and stalk him until he breaks down and i force him to tell me EVERYTHING about the tobiroppo from all their dynamics with the other members to their least favorite food!! (ALL JOKES!!! I AM NOT GOING TO STALK ODA!!!)

anyways if i had to rank my favorite members to least favorite itd go in an order like this: 1. ULTI MY GOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. BLACK MARIA MY QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. PAGE ONE MY MOODY NERDY TEENAGE BOYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

4. SASAKI!!!!!!!!!! THE HOT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5. The racist.

6. X-Drake. (i like him but not as a tobiroppo member he knows his place.)

who's who would be higher than 5 but i am a die hard jinbe fan (i say with the only piece of merch i have of him being a funko figure that holds my house keys) and that fishman racism was NOT!!!!!!!!!! cute.

sasaki shouldve gotten more screentime he was sooo fine i love you sasaki mwa

page one is LITERALLY!!!!!!!! me core (not really but let me be insane oh my GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) also i LOVE that one hc i saw one time where he has a special interest for dinosaurs like thats so real ily page one

black maria is THE cuntiest member of the tobiroppo. like have you SEEN her in the anime AUGH!!!!! THE THINGS ID DO FOR HER!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE IS THE GIRLBOSS!!! MOTHER IS MOTHERING!!!!!! CURNTY!!! SINJIN DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ULTI IS MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE THOUGH!!!!!! SHE IS THE TOBIROPPO MEMBER.

THIS SCREENSHOT OF HER IS SO CUTE I LOVE HOW TOEI DREW HER HAIR. ULTIS DESIGN IS ULTIMATELY ONE OF MY FAVORITES FROM THE SERIES ENTIRELY. I LOVE HOW COLORFUL HER HAIR IS AND HOW SHE LOOKS SO CUTE IN HER OUTFIT!!!!!!!! I LOVE HER HAIR TEXTURE AND HOW SHE HAS A CUTE LITTLE AHOGE AnD I LOVE HER LITTLE FLOWER MASK.

ODA!!!!!!!!!

DROP MORE ULTI CONTENT AND MY LIFE IS YOURS.

phew!! sorry gangalang (i say as a 15 year old white boy) i got carried away there. anyways when ulti dies so will i its me and her for LIFE.

i know the tobiroppo members either died or got arrested but in my head theyre living the same reality as the baroque works agents did because im insane over the tobiroppo.

I actually dont even know when this obsession started??? it mightve been when i started one piece which was like a year ago during july '23 (which oh my god?? a year's passed already since last year?? what the FUCK????)

but when i saw the tobiroppo (More specifically, sasaki, he started my obsession) a neuron activated in my brain and ive been OBSESSED with the tobiroppo (and one piece 'by extension' i argue despite having two large one piece posters, like 4 figures, and a stupid ugly law plushie right where i lay my head to sleep. sigh. he terrifies me, the buttsnatcher.)

i think originally my favorite member was sasaki, since i found that greenhaired fishman IRRESTISITIBLE (idk how to spell that word im a bit stupid) and then like idk the rest i dont actually rank my favorites tbh which i really should do in retrospect but its stressful when i have mixed opinions

anyways

i love the height differences between the members its so stupid and funny teehees

Also i need to be honest to you people of the internet but i cant be the only one who thinks page one's mask and hair and hat is like 2020 core

it isnt BAD i think he pulls it off its just when i saw him for the first time i thought "girl 2020 called they want their get up back"

he looks cute though i think he works it yasssssssssssss queen erm give them that nonbinary 2020 dsmp core!!

(I support all lifestyles and I am trans myself, please do not cancel me.)

on another topic i think page one autism hcs are real since like one thing and one thing only: his sit

I love him dont get me wrong, but it is hard to believe that hes any form of neurotypical with this sit. ankles crossed n everything. like my guy has GOT to get that autism diagnosis oh my god.

on another note there is a fly at the foot of my bed and i am going to have a mini heart attack i hate flies so much oh my god tumblr pleease send guns and cannons

i think id die to know the dynamics between ANY of the tobiroppo members outside of page one and ulti because i wonder if any of them were close friends. like

i wonder if they were like some form of friends??? also does EVERY tobiroppo member have some form of tattoo on their torso??

also while writing that i thought "wait a minute"

wake up babe new hc dropped: page one got inspired by who's who to have a chest tattoo of his name when he first joined.

ok thats it honestly i dont have anything else to say this was just a divulgence in my own taste tonight through yapping about nothing specific and just the tobiroppo in general. i really love the tobiroppo genuinely and after this i might make a list of my top 10 favorite one piece characters in general since itd be fun. ok bye gangalang

this is THE tobiroppo fan getting off and remember: i am the tobiroppo's fan trust me on this i love the tobiroppo so much if you see someone claiming to be a bigger fan than me tell me ill follow them back to their house and violently mutilate them (joking! i love you my fellow tobiroppo fans!)

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#one piece #one piece rant #tobi roppo #black maria #who's who #sasaki #ulti #page one #x drake #thetobiroppofan #POPULAR!!!NOW!!!#IMBEINGHAUNTEDBYTHEGHOSTSOFMYPASTAAAAAAAAAAAA #lobotomy corporation #live laugh lobotomy #i need a lobotomy

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