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[izafoodie]

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR: Support Black Businesses - The Washington Informer http://dlvr.it/S7fm7Y

[joejacksonmayorofthegreenli-blog]

Here's #Saturday's #GreenLineSatForecast heavy down pours of riders who ain't in the mood for friendly people and polite greetings, upset looking riders whose facial expressions say "I Hate Working On Surdays Moe!!!", off the hook bammas lunchinlikahmug, jive close to record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of senior old school players whose keys jingle with they sit down, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in petty ass old head Aunts with light mustaches hating on Green Line Honeys for no reason, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on youngin and nem entering and exiting at Gallery Place Station, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of eyelashes as big as baby hands, body oil salesman wearing body oil ammunition belts, and Green Line Queens with natural hair styles, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of glassy eyed white dudes who keep sniffing, and a 50% chance you hear a hood sexy honey say "Shid its a rack of white people starting to move around my way like shit." Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #dc_eyes #DCLIFE #dmvcomedy #DontMuteDC #gogomusiclives #bouncebeat https://www.instagram.com/p/BwwpV6YhoU-/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1hes6rgtm4vxz

[head-roc]

Chocolate City Rocks  Presents a Black Rock Star Super Hero Night concert event  spotlighting Watusi w/ Tribe of Asaru Date:  Sunday, September 30,2018 Time:  7p-11p Location: Velvet Lounge, 915 U Street NW DC Door Cost: $15 ($5 & $10 online purchase options)  performing live: 8pm  Producer Showcase w/ Deo 8:30pm  Head-Roc War Machine 9:10pm  R.Y.E Bred Project intermission w/ KXNG R.G. 9:30pm  Watusi w/Tribe of Asaru 10:15pm  Conclusion/Cypher 11pm  Go Home Web links: Watusi w Tribe of Asaru Head-Roc DJ Dub Deo #blackrockstarsuperhero #ChocolateCityRocks #washingtondc #dmvmusicians #dchiphop #dmvhiphop #newmusic #hiphophead #blackbroadway #ustreetdc #velvetlounge #washingtoninformer #202Creates #dccah #kennedycenter #ryebread #kxngofthedistrict https://www.instagram.com/p/BnRCifxgH3d/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1o44oj59jw2dz

[staytightent]

@dbbantino great seeing your mom and #washingtoninformer supporting the community. Great publication 🔥🔥🔥🙏

[runclaytonrun]

The 2017 LEAP Foundation DC Toy Drive, held Dec. 19, is featured in the January. 11, 2018 Washington Informer @washinformer edition of Social Sightings. More than 100 guests attended this year’s festivities, allowing the Foundation to provide gifts to two families who participate in the Latino Student Fund (LSF). The evening’s guests of honor included Mayor Muriel Bowser and Congresswoman Eleanor Holmes Norton, both of whom have made commitments to better the lives of Washington, D.C., residents and youth, while empowering young men and women to pursue educational opportunities. #DC #philanthropy #washingtoninformer #leapfoundationdc #latinostudentfund (at Washington Informer Newspaper)

[joejacksonmayorofthegreenli-blog]

Here's #Sunday's #GreenLineSunForecast heavy down pours of riders with that laid back Easter Sunday swag, off the hook and well behaved children in their fresh new Easter outfits, cautious gentrification transplants walking on egg shells, off the chain #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of Bible toting old ladies whose church hats look like unidentified flying objects, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in holy hood sexy honeys who attended church and now on their way home to turn up, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud from Greenbelt to Branch Ave Stations, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of seated plus size honeys wearing Vans, Beauty4U honeys with slicked down baby hairs and wet looking eyebrows, and old school players with razor sharp creases in their pants, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of senior old school fly girls wearing church usher uniforms, and a 0% chance you see the Iverson Mall Easter Bunny in handcuffs at Naylor Road Station yelling "I DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT WEED CAME FROM YOUR HONOR!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #Ward8 #DCLIFE #CityLife #urbanlife #DontMuteDC #gogomusiclives https://www.instagram.com/p/BwhL9QxhoAf/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=b7hy3knpxt8f

[joejacksonmayorofthegreenli-blog]

Here's #Happy420 #Saturday #GreenLineSatForecast heavy down pours of wake and bakers with heavy eyelids, hood sexy honeys who hit a jay while walking their Yorkies this morning, super cool white dudes who refer to marijuana as pot, smoked out #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of weed smokers wishing other weed smokers a happy 420, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in weed head parents who've punished their children for dumping their roach filled ashtrays, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on advocates of 420 and riders who smoke like it's 420 everyday, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of riders who just received an uplifting text from their weedman, Rasta brothers who bun good ganja, and giggling white girls who smell like a combination of humus and high grade, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of old head Aunts smelling like smoked reefer and Egyptian Musk, and a 0% chance you see Trayon White and Muriel Bowser sitting on a bench at Anacostia Station burning a fat spliff. Thank You and Have a Great Day, HAPPY 420, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #TrayonWhite #dc_eyes #DCLIFE #DontMuteDC #gogomusiclives #bouncebeat https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwem1_EB4f3/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1oeyon1hzrh35

[joejacksonmayorofthegreenli-blog]

Here's #Monday's #GreenLineMonForecast heavy down pours of bootleg sports analyst conversing about the NBA Playoffs and Tiger Woods Masters Tournament victory, Monday Blues Sufferers who look madder than a horny dude who was just told "I'm On.", super fine old school fly girls looking young and tender, fakinlikahmug #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of bootleg Gucci pockey books and Jordan signs that look like they're doing gymnastics floor exercises, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in rain damaged $15 ponytails, and yaki helmets, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on mothers, fathers, sisters, and play cousins, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of rusty ass bammas hating on riders living their best lives, eyelashes so long you could stand under them to avoid the rain, and super cool senior old school brothers with corner store bought umbrellas, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of white women who look like Price Is Right Gift Display Models, and a 0% chance you hear a white dude yell "I HAD CHICKEN AND MUMBO AND IT WAS THE MOST SCRUMPTIOUS FRIGGIN MEAL I'VE EVER FRIGGIN HAD!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #TrayonWhite #dc_eyes #DCLIFE #dcornothing #imsodc #gunzdowndc #fox5dc #GoodDayDC https://www.instagram.com/p/BwRs5wchnZV/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=s8km4gsvvbto

[joejacksonmayorofthegreenli-blog]

Here's #Sunday's #GreenLineSunForecast heavy down pours of riders who only attend church during weddings, baptisms, and when bomb church dinners are being sold, riders talking so loud you want to grab them by the collar and yell "WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP!!!", talkative riders conversing about DC Emancipation Day Festivities/Celebrations, and local news, close to record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of young mothers on their way to purchase Easter Sunday outfits for their lil youngins, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in seated skinny dudes who look like a vertical line when seated next to plus size honeys, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on riders who'd attend church if loud was given away after service, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of upset looking mothers yelling "SIT DOWN!!!", mean mugging skinny jean youngins with the hottest tennis shoes on their feet, and duffle bag sized pockey books that contain liquor, mace, and a taser, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of plus size honeys wearing skin tight security guard uniform slacks with yellow stripes on the side, and a 50% chance you over hear a jonin hood sexy honey say "How you gone jone with all them bumps on the back of your neck moe." Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonPost #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #TrayonWhite #dc_eyes #DCLIFE #urbanlife #citylife #soundsofthecity #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped https://www.instagram.com/p/BwPI11WBd34/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1xyv93bjv23io

[joejacksonmayorofthegreenli-blog]

Here's #Saturday's #GreenLineSatForecast heavy down pours of young mothers with children whose facial expressions say "I could be at home playing Fortnite but nah I'm out with her running errands.", fake bammas wellin about getting money to attract the attention of passing Green Line Honeys, goofy gentrification transplants who are greener than collards, jive like close to record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of young dudes wearing earphones reciting violent lyrics while a cross hangs from their silver chains, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in hood sexy honeys who sound like they're singing when they say "GURLAAAH", #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on young dudes whose jeans fit so tight it appears their legs have trouble breathing, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of hood sexy honeys jonin on a random busted shawties with failing hair weave, old school brothers who label friends they grew up with sandbox homies, and very noticeable eyelashes as long as private jet wings, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of eclectic looking honeys who appear to be confident, strong and very focused, and a 80% chance you enter the train and it smells like a combination of weed, cologne, fast food, and baby lotion. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #TrayonWhite #dc_eyes #DCLIFE #citylife #cityliving #gogomusic #DontMuteDC https://www.instagram.com/p/BwMt_YgBBVP/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ggbbejxpvxqb

[joejacksonmayorofthegreenli-blog]

Here's #Friday's #GreenLineFriForecast heavy down pours of perfectly arched eyebrows, and drawn on eyebrows that make old head Aunts look like they just saw a ghost riding a rabid unicorn, mean mugging riders in need of a group hug and a wet grandmother's kiss, riders in a great mood because it's Friday and the direct deposit is on fleek, record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of startled looking white women clutching their pockey books and other belongings, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in riders whose favorite saying seems to be "You fakin like sh@t moe!!!", #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on skinny jean youngins and dead beat godparents, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of hood sexy young mothers yelling "Oh my mahfahkin gawd y'all kids is blowing me like sh@t!!!", senior old school fly girls whose facial expressions say "That's a damn shame she talking them babies like that.", and bamma ass dudes who respond "Well can I be your friend?" after being told "Oh I got a man.", #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of pissed off wives who just received a text saying "I'm gonna be late picking you up from the station.", and a 0% chance you see Trayon White beating his feet at Anacostia Station while excited onlookers yell "GO LIL TRAY TRAY EVEN IF IT AIN'T YOUR BURFDAY!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #WashingtonPost #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #dclife #dc_eyes #TrayonWhite #Anacostia #CongressHeights #Ward8 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv3-3glBkx5/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=13fmmw15qbs0w

[joejacksonmayorofthegreenli-blog]

Here's #Saturday's #GreenLineSatForecast heavy down pours of Nationals fans on their way to watch the game and get drunker than Cootie Brown, riders on their way to enjoy the beautiful sights and sounds of gentrified DC aka Vanilla Latte, hood sexy honeys who look like they put lots of time into their baby hairs, jive close to record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of tattooed calves and fat meaty arms, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in skinny skinny jean youngins entering and exiting at Gallery Place Station, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud at Anacostia, Gallery Place, and West Hyattsville Stations, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of staggering drunk National's fans entering at Navy Yard, and Water Front Stations, riders who can't wait for the crowds of loud drunk National's fans to exit and transfer to the bamma ass Red Line, and supersized eyelashes obstructing hood sexy honey's views, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of hippie looking chubby white women smelling like patchouli, and a 50% chance you over hear a skinny jean youngin jonin on played out shoes he's labeled "WHAT ARE THOSE!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #WashingtonInformer #WashingtonExpress #Afronews #fox5dc #GoodDayDC #Ward8 #TrayonWhite #goodmanleague #DCLIFE https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvom44mho5U/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=19cz7gknatgox

[joejacksonmayorofthegreenli-blog]

Here's #Friday's #GreenLineFriForecast heavy down pours of riders conversing about how nice the weather is going to be today, skinny jean youngins wearing real real real real real real real skinny ass jeans, riders who celebrate every Friday like it's a holiday, real real got damn high ass #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of sophomore fly girls looking at their reflection in the train's window to make sure their baby hairs are laying down right, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in loud talking plus size honeys showing off their long cleavage and breast tattoos, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on riders who'd roll up if the train conductor announced "It's Weed Friendly Friday on this Jont!!!", #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of senior old school players whose facial expressions say "COOT CODALMIGHTY SHE GOT SOME ASS ON HER!!!", Joel Osteen look alikes wearing small button up shirts and high water trousers, and hood sexy honeys gossiping about another hood sexy honey who they label "A Bamma Ass Fake Broad.", #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of giggling drunk young white women exiting at U Street/Cardoza Station to go get their drunkest, and a 50% chance you over hear a old school honey say "Giiiiiiiirl I'm Going to Get Me Some Crabs Later On." Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #DCLIFE #dc_eyes #dcornothing #imsodc #gunzdowndc #dcstamped https://www.instagram.com/p/BvmBwE6h7Ks/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=dlo8azyh6ffz

[joejacksonmayorofthegreenli-blog]

Here's #FridayEve #Thursday's #GreenLineThursForecast heavy down pours of National's fans who will be drunker than a corner store drunk at today's opening game, riders conversing about the recent news highlighting St Charles Shopping Mall's mice and roach problem, women who look like a whole make up kit fell on their faces, close to record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of hood sexy honeys wearing clothing that makes you think "The weatherman ain't say it was going to be that got damn warm!!!", #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in giggling glassy eyed white folks wearing National's gear entering and exiting at Navy Yard Station, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud at Anacostia, Navy Yard, and Water Front Stations, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of fat dudes with raggedy ass beards and shape ups, loud talking hood sexy honeys conversing about purchasing crabs this evening, and real real skinny jeans that fit like yoga pants, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of eyelashes as big as Dumbo's ears, and a 80% you hear a older cat say "Shid Imma fire up dat mahfahin grill when I get to the house!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #TrayonWhite #dc_eyes #DCLIFE #dcornothing #imsodc #gunzdowndc https://www.instagram.com/p/BvjZ-fnhKsF/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1fad7el266fj1

[joejacksonmayorofthegreenli-blog]

Here's #Tuesday's #GreenLineTuesForecast heavy down pours of riders who can't wait for temperatures to rise so they can pull out the good ole Spring gear, educated riders conversing about politics, local news, and BS on the job, millennial generation bammas wearing tight fitting suit jackets, leg grabbing high water slacks, and caramel brown dress shoes, real real got damn high ass #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of super cool senior old school players who have turned a permanent limp into a cool ass walk, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in rude ass old dudes in motorized wheelchairs who will run over your got damn toes and keep it moving like nothing happened, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on riders with real heavy eyelids suffering from severe cases of the munchies, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of raspy voice old head Aunts conversing about a lottery number the hope hits straight, slow walking senior old school brothers walking with canes, and former hustlers wearing maintenance worker and WASA uniforms, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of fat dudes who look like they ate a whole family furniture living room window display, and a 50% chance you hear two riders arguing while onlookers get their phones ready to record a possible fight. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #dc_eyes #dcornothing #DCLIFE #DCPS #fox5dc #nbc4dc #wpgc #939wkys #majic1023 #whurfm #howarduniversity #benschilibowl #gogomusiclives https://www.instagram.com/p/BveApLyBm1M/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=99w0pwzkcc4e

[joejacksonmayorofthegreenli-blog]

Here's #Saturday's #GreenLineSatForecast heavy down pours of Ugg Boot wearing baby hair having petite rookie fly girls with much attitude entering at Suitland, Naylor Road, Southern Ave, Congress Heights, and Anacostia Stations, excited hype ass gentrification transplants whose behavior says "I had a line of booger sugar for breakfast this morning." hood sexy honeys whose eyelashes are as long as real steep water slides, record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of riders wearing dark shades looking like members of the witness protection program, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in fly ass young grandmothers with glittery long fingernails looking phattadenahmug, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud at all stations, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of seated riders whose facial expressions say "I wish these peoples behind me would STFU!!!", crying kids seconds away from an ass burning ass whooping, and old school players who'd lose their minds if Stone Cold Hustla by DC Scorpio came on over the train's intercom, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of hood sexy honeys on their way to shop for club clothing at the world famous Iverson Mall, and a 50% chance you see a rider trip running up the escalator while onlookers facial expressions say "He/She almost bust that ass moe!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #dc_eyes #dclife #dcornothing #imsodc #Ward8 #TrayonWhite #goodmanleague #JYB #gogomusiclives #bouncebeat https://www.instagram.com/p/BvWjilohq6L/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=e6tq8cdnz08r