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Here's #Sunday's #GreenLineSunForecast heavy down pours of sinners, winners, and fake ass pretenders, riders reading newspapers they'll abandon in hopes that others will read, seated riders anxiously awaiting their stops, jive close to record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of seated riders who appear to be in deep thought, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in hood sexy honeys cussing out who ever is on the other end of their phone calls, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on riders whose facial expressions say "AY YUUUUUNNNNNGGGGH!!!!", #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of Bible reading old ladies wearing their best church wigs, riders so deep in a cell phone trance that wouldn't notice Jesus if he was seated beside them, and upset hood sexy honeys complaining about a funky smell, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of unattractive parents with cute babies, and a 0% chance you see a Pastor being chased at Southern Ave Station by a group of angry Praise Dancers yelling "GIVE US OUR MONEY MOE!!!". Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #DontMuteDC #gogomusiclives #bouncebeat #DCLIFE #dc_eyes #dcliving #gentrification #Ward8 #TrayonWhite https://www.instagram.com/p/BwzRiO-hBoz/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=pid67f2v8cuc

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Here's #Saturday's #GreenLineSatForecast heavy down pours of riders who ain't in the mood for friendly people and polite greetings, upset looking riders whose facial expressions say "I Hate Working On Surdays Moe!!!", off the hook bammas lunchinlikahmug, jive close to record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of senior old school players whose keys jingle with they sit down, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in petty ass old head Aunts with light mustaches hating on Green Line Honeys for no reason, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on youngin and nem entering and exiting at Gallery Place Station, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of eyelashes as big as baby hands, body oil salesman wearing body oil ammunition belts, and Green Line Queens with natural hair styles, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of glassy eyed white dudes who keep sniffing, and a 50% chance you hear a hood sexy honey say "Shid its a rack of white people starting to move around my way like shit." Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #dc_eyes #DCLIFE #dmvcomedy #DontMuteDC #gogomusiclives #bouncebeat https://www.instagram.com/p/BwwpV6YhoU-/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1hes6rgtm4vxz

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TOMORROW NIGHT!!! #ComedyStarLLC www.comedystarllc.com Presents #SillySaturdays #Saturday #April 27 Doors Open @ 7pm Showtime @ 8pm @ THE COMEDY LOUNGE @ Comfort Inn, 4050 Powder Mill Rd., #Beltsville Md. 20705 Hosted by Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine STARRING Rob Johnson aka Comedy Bud Featuring Comedienne Woo Woo, Bigg Mike, Tiana Douglas #comedyshows #standupcomedians #standupcomedy #beltsvillemd #laurelmd #comfortinn #pgcounty #Baltimore #Bmore #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dmvcomedy #dmvevents #dcevents #dmvnightlife #dcnightlife https://www.instagram.com/p/BwunMsOhIuU/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1qb727y9k7csk

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Here's #Friday's #GreenLineFriForecast heavy down pours of riders whose facial expressions say "Leave Me The Hell Alone", loud talking riders getting on random riders nerves, siced Redskin fans excitedly conversing about their draft pick as if Jesus has returned, real real got damn high ass #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of Green Line Honeys with shapes that cause you to think "She Phattadenahmug!!!", #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in supersized flickering eyelashes, and skinny jeans that fit tighter than a plus size honey's stockings, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on riders who look like they need a whole lot more sleep, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of standing tough looking chubby women dressed and walking like dudes, riders on their way home to celebrate Friday while getting twisted out of their minds, and hood sexy honeys gossiping about their so called Good Girlfriend and her cruddy ass dude, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of fat dudes who look like they're hiding packs of ground beef under their shirts, and a 0% chance you see the Mayor of Baltimore at Naylor Road Station eating a bag of snicker doodles while wearing a ski mask. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #WashingtonPost #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #DCLIFE #dc_eyes #dcliving #gentrification #gogomusiclives #DontMuteDC https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwt9F58BOtr/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=7e91z67lhbxz

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#FBF #ShootinDaBreeze #SDB W/Nephew, Unc, Bill Bickersbee, Black Power Wayne, and Billy Ray on YouTube https://youtu.be/ddnG4IjkxU4 Bill and Unc are arguing about Bill's view on Donald Trump making America great, but Unc, Black Power Wayne, and Billy Ray don't agree at all especially when Bill mentions "THE WALL." Don't Just Like It Share It Thank You, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #youtube #youtubers #instagramer #instagramers #facebook #facebookers #comedians #richardpryor #federalgovernment #blackactors #blackcomedians #humor #entertainment #wshh #DC #dmvartist #WashingtonDC #comedyvideos #funnyvideos #skits #shutdown2018 #trumpmemes #trump #trumpshutdown #shutdown #federalgovernment https://www.instagram.com/p/BslyhzChUf2/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=17h6kyyi231qk

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#BlackPowerWayneShow #Sunday 10am(est) on #facebooklive #facebook #facebookers #Instagram #instagramers #comedyshows #funnyshows #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #picture #photos #comedians #acting #followme #blackpeopleproblems #lotsoflaughs #hilarious #funnyashell #funnyaf #blackhistory #africanhistory #education #eachoneteachone https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv61CK0BiAv/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=cguqy5lyxkke

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Here's #FridayEve #Thursday's #GreenLineThursForecast heavy down pours of disappointed die hard Caps fans, riders conversing about Joe "Freak Ah Deek" Biden running for President in 2020, riders snapping out of cell phone trances when their stop is called, record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of riders who like the way Bun B handled them bammas who broke up in his jont, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in agressive wide bodied riders occupying two seats and wish you would say something about it, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on young grandmothers, deadbeat godparents, and white dudes who call reefer "POT!!!", #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of groups of Latino women speaking a rack of Spanish, tough talking youngins who have green ass gentrification transplants thinking they killed a dude named Moe, and hood sexy honeys who can detect a bamma before he/she enters the train, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of sneezing middle aged white dudes who need to cover their got damn mouths, and a 50% chance you hear a skinny jean youngin say "A Yung New Impresssionz was crankin like shit up U Street last night and I stamp that on God!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #gogomusic #gogomusiclives #DontMuteDC #MumboSauceForMayor #dcblackbroadway #dcliving https://www.instagram.com/p/BwrdumrB_t6/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=vt69ecsuy4wm

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Here's #HumpDay #Wednesday's #GreenLineWedForecast heavy down pours of riders who are in a great mood as a result of today's beautiful sunny day, casually dressed Green Line Soldiers conversing about uncompleted job assignments, phat till def nicely dressed Green Line Honeys looking finer than wet baby sloth fur, jive close to record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of super cool bammas wearing sunshades, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in hood sexy honeys conversing about tattoos they want and where they want it, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on riders who wake and bake, and smoke on lunch breaks, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of hair weave shining like cubic zirconia, young dudes wearing earphones bobbing their heads so hard it looks like their heads are about to come off, and seated old school honeys reading romance novels and reading received text, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of white women pushing teenage sized children in strollers, and a 50% chance you hear a group of skinny jean youngins conversing about the powerful #DontMuteDC Event that went down last night on 14th and U. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #TrayonWhite #dc_eyes #DCLIFE #dcblackbroadway #dcliving #gentrification #gogomusiclives #bouncebeat https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwo5DVWhWAx/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=jlbnrkr8bws4

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Here's #Tuesday's #GreenLineTuesForecast heavy down pours of federal government employees who will return late from lunch today as a result of the nice weather, fake ass body builders wearing tight fitting button up shirts, standing white dudes who resemble The Backstreet Boys, record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of hood sexy honeys conversing about their dislike for their cellphone service providers, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in public displays of tattooed stomachs and pierced navels, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on riders announcing how twisted they are, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of loud talking petite rookie fly girls, talkative children who've said "Mommy!!!" over 20 got damn times, and big bra straps peeking out of colorful blouses, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of young mothers rushing off the train while yelling "HURRY UP OUR BUS OUTSIDE!!!", and a 50% chance you hear a old school brother tell another old school brother "Man shid imma fire up that grill soon as I get home." Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #gogomusic #gogomusiclives #DontMuteDC #DCLIFE #dcliving https://www.instagram.com/p/BwmZywXBNRg/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1w88qo4xt5e7z

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Here's #Monday's #GreenLineMonForecast heavy down pours of Monday Blues Sufferers who beat the hell out of their snooze buttons this morning, Green Line Honeys entering the train like they've been called up to receive a Green Line Honey of the Year Award, millennial generation bammas whose shoes need to tell their pants "Come on down a holler at us moe.", record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of fresh new baby hair lace front wigs, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in riders who feel on top of the world because of likes received on a picture posted on Facebook/Instagram, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on youngin and nem, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of eyelashes as long as the movie The Color Purple, clean cut white dudes who look like life sized Ken dolls, and abandoned Washington Express, and empty plastic water bottles occupying available seats, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of gentrification transplants entering the train with non-service dogs aka Their Got Damn Pets, and a 50% chance you over hear two hood sexy honeys conversing about a "Like Dat Cookout!!!" they attended yesterday that had a rack of crabs, drinks, and a tight D.J. who cranked all night girl!!!! Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #gunzdowndc #dcblackbroadway #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonPost #WashingtonInformer #DCLIFE #dc_eyes https://www.instagram.com/p/BwjgarqBott/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=dz49nsmda26j

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Here's #Sunday's #GreenLineSunForecast heavy down pours of riders with that laid back Easter Sunday swag, off the hook and well behaved children in their fresh new Easter outfits, cautious gentrification transplants walking on egg shells, off the chain #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of Bible toting old ladies whose church hats look like unidentified flying objects, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in holy hood sexy honeys who attended church and now on their way home to turn up, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud from Greenbelt to Branch Ave Stations, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of seated plus size honeys wearing Vans, Beauty4U honeys with slicked down baby hairs and wet looking eyebrows, and old school players with razor sharp creases in their pants, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of senior old school fly girls wearing church usher uniforms, and a 0% chance you see the Iverson Mall Easter Bunny in handcuffs at Naylor Road Station yelling "I DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT WEED CAME FROM YOUR HONOR!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #Ward8 #DCLIFE #CityLife #urbanlife #DontMuteDC #gogomusiclives https://www.instagram.com/p/BwhL9QxhoAf/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=b7hy3knpxt8f

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#ShootinDaBreeze #SDB W/Nephew, Black Power Wayne, Trevor Bundem, Unc, and Billy Ray" on YouTube https://youtu.be/0saS0UXSvPI HAPPY 420!!! Don't Just Like It Share It Thank You, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Happy420 #420 #comedyvideos #comedy #comedyskits #funnyhoodvidz #funnyhoodvideos #funnyskits #funnystories #funnyashell #funnyposts #viralvideos #viralvids #laughoutloud #hoodfunny #instagramers #IGTV #laughfordays https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwe1EUvBSP9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=u3nniauh2sna

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Here's #Happy420 #Saturday #GreenLineSatForecast heavy down pours of wake and bakers with heavy eyelids, hood sexy honeys who hit a jay while walking their Yorkies this morning, super cool white dudes who refer to marijuana as pot, smoked out #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of weed smokers wishing other weed smokers a happy 420, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in weed head parents who've punished their children for dumping their roach filled ashtrays, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on advocates of 420 and riders who smoke like it's 420 everyday, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of riders who just received an uplifting text from their weedman, Rasta brothers who bun good ganja, and giggling white girls who smell like a combination of humus and high grade, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of old head Aunts smelling like smoked reefer and Egyptian Musk, and a 0% chance you see Trayon White and Muriel Bowser sitting on a bench at Anacostia Station burning a fat spliff. Thank You and Have a Great Day, HAPPY 420, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #TrayonWhite #dc_eyes #DCLIFE #DontMuteDC #gogomusiclives #bouncebeat https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwem1_EB4f3/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1oeyon1hzrh35

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Here's #Friday's #GreenLineFriForecast heavy down pours of detachable hair do's that don't appear to be detachable, riders conversing about how happy they are that it's finally Friday, plus size honeys entering the train whose facial expressions say "Don't act like you don't see all this. NOW MOVE YOUR ASS OUT THE WAY!!!", record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of disrespectful bammas referring to women they're mentioning in conversation as b@tches, and broads, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in hood sexy honeys conversing about persistent broke dudes always shooting their shots, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on slow talking seated youngins who occasionally laugh for no got damn reason, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of raspy voice old head Aunts who sound like they chew on lit cigarette butts, old head Uncs on their phones yelling "HELLO, HELLO, HELLO!!!", and cute fat kids with juice stains on their shirts and potato chip crumbs around their mouths, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of lunchin ass bammas lunchinlikahmug, and a 50% chance you are approached by a Green Line Salesman trying to sell you socks, earphones, work badge covers, body oils, shea butter, incense, packs of wifebeaters, baby wipes, soap and more. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #MumboSauceForMayor #mumbosauce #DC #Ward8 #gogomusic #DontMuteDC https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwb9lF_htkS/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=17oyvxpp18b8y

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Here's #FridayEve #Thursday's #GreenLineThursForecast heavy down pours of proud Go Go Music Lovers conversing about the Go Go Music Museum that Activist Ronald Moten is bringing to historic Anacostia, riders whose facial expressions say "Man do I know your ass?" after a polite good morning greeting, bamma ass pretty boys whose hairlines are seated in the nose bleed section, off the hook #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of dudes arguing on their phones while on looking hood sexy honeys facial expressions say "Damn moe you got caught!!!", #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in rookie fly girls dressed in Forever 21's finest, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on weed scented riders laughing loud and hard, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of drawn on eyebrows whose arch enemy is a saliva soaked thumb, pretty plus size honeys who can get real ugly if called fat, and bammas shooting their shots even though rejection is the end result most times, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of pickle eating round the way honeys who smack their mouths after every bite, and a 80% chance you see a super cool old school brother wearing a Don't Mute DC t-shirt and some fresh new matching Nike to go with it. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #gogomusic #gogomusiclives #gunzdowndc #Ward8 #TrayonWhite #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer https://www.instagram.com/p/BwZdEA6B74W/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1h6v18npljyon

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#SleuthInk www.sleuthink.com Presents #Saturday #May 11, 1130am Till Death Do Us Part "Holy Matrimony Turns Into Holy Hell" Murder Mystery @ The Oxon Hill Volunteer Fire Department Featuring Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine as The Groom #comedy #funny #laughoutloud #LOL #acting #actors #stageplays #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #OxonHillMd #OxonHill #BlackPowerWayneShow #ShootinDaBreeze #SDB #pgcountymd #pgcounty #murdermystery #mystery #brunch https://www.instagram.com/p/BwXTV4WhHJz/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=aioj8e5njedb

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#wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV Here's #HumpDay #Wednesday's #GreenLineWedForecast heavy down pours of DC Residents who are sick and tired of the rise in crime and violence in this beautiful city, riders who'd agree that we the people must collectively fight against the ills in our communities and not wait on politicians, riders annoyed by disrespectful behavior that's constantly displayed by many youth, crankinlikahmug #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of loud groups of rookie fly girls annoying the hell out of hardworking riders trying catch a quick nap, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in skinny jean youngins who'd beat their feet if Bounce Beat was played, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud at Suitland, Naylor Road, and Southern Ave Stations, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of bouncing beautiful babies putting smiles on passing riders faces, old school DC Residents who often reminisce about the good times in this city, and former DC residents who now reside in PG County because of unaffordable housing prices, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of worn out riders sleeping with their mouths wide open, and a 50% chance you over hear two riders conversing about a recent shooting in their neighborhood that claimed a innocent young brother's life. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #gunzdowndc #gogomusiclives #DCLIFE #dc_eyes #fox5dc #GoodDayDC #DCPS #howarduniversity #whurfm https://www.instagram.com/p/BwWwE4phIgR/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=fb9yqlad9b2o