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Imagine where we would be without marauder fans that can draw.
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13eyond13 · 9 months
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why does it feel like nobody really cares that the American government is just casually talking about aliens existing rn
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dunhoof · 2 years
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wwhat if wildclaws moved like kangaroos? what then
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stabbyfoxandrew · 2 months
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oh my god my parents almost fell for a facebook scam.
someone they know posted that they were selling a car and my parents asked me to help them send a down payment over paypal.
thank GOD they asked me instead of just trying to do it themselves.
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saline-coelacanth · 2 months
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Here's a fun game!
You're in a zombie apocalypse and you're only companion is the last character that you drew. How screwed are you?
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smol-blue-bird · 24 days
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The government alert about the earthquake arrived an hour and a half late and with a spelling mistake. Good old New York State
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pangzi · 1 year
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another day of wishing i at least had a hobby that could make me some money
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atsukoshigaraki · 2 years
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How f*cked would we be if Belos from TOH and All For One from MHA met???
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keeps-ache · 2 years
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interests are weird! :)
#just me hi#just remembered that phase i had where i was obsessed with watching wipeout videos on yt#like the show?? Wipeout?? i loved it so fricken much i don't even know why#i didn't like when people got slammed into things or lost cuz then i'd feel Really Bad but something in there definitely had a grip on me#oh my gosh the phrases they would say before they'd jump onto the slide- ;u; Lol#like they'd be let's say a zookeeper specializing in lions or whatever#and before they would jump they'd say something like 'you know i ain't LION when i say i'm in it to win it!!!'#and it hurt every single time but i also loved it sooooooo much#plus. water#man. also speaking of shows i'd always had these really vivid and fond memories of watching looney tunes and tom and jerry#that all happened when i was like 2-3 apparently lol#i could've sworn we were watching that till a little later but whatever#also i thought we'd only watched telletubbies a handful of times- not so!#i remember something about that kind of unsettled me when i was tiny but i seriously can't remember what#the goop they ate though. i really wanted (still do) to eat that#when they'd talk they weren't talking right?? i can't recall clearly but i was kinda freaked out with how they were making word-noises but-#-not Words#baby brains are weird :)#also Nemo screwed with me too! the big empty ocean scenes felt really weird#like the fish were lost. but they were so sure of where they were going but they looked completely lost#actually i had a fear of getting lost so that might've been it lollllllllll#yeah. oh that reminds me of the meijer incident lol#whoops#well i meant to NOT go off but here i am now#okay gonna say tooodles now :) tooooooodles!
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kyliafanfiction · 2 years
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Really hate it when people equate or even come close to equating ‘colonizing mars (or any other uninhabited planet)’ with ‘colonizing the new world’
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talkingboots · 1 year
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Thank God our simulation doesn't run as bad as Pokémon Scarlet and Violet's
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fabulouslygaybean · 2 years
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wooo at least our bassist is here
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if there's one thing i hate more than slackers in group projects its goddamn hypocrites
#this guy did jack shit for two full weeks when we're building the damn prototype#but STILL brought up the fact that most of our team blew off a report till the last minute in the beginning of march#*prototypes don't work* “sEe tHis iS wHy wE nEedEd tO hAvE a cOnvErsaTioN aBouT MS3”#like hon you lost the rights to the “y'all need to contribute more” argument the moment you left me hanging for 2-3 FUCKING WEEKS#like excuuuuuse me you been prioritizing extra curriculars all week get off your high horse stop lecturing everyone else about contribution#he made maybe 3 contributions? maybe?#first he 3D modeled an adapter and sent it to someone else to print (couldn't even do THAT himself smh)#then he sent the gc a sketch of an idea i roughly proposed literally the NIGHT BEFORE as his own contribution (that I ENDED UP BUILDING#then he...screwed on a few pipe fittings and called it a project :)#would be a LOT less pissed if he didn't show up to One Thing outside weekly team meetings/class#then apologize for slacking off BUT then launch into a FUCKING SPEECH ABOUT HOW HIM BEING HERE PROVES HIS COMMITTMENT#all because he DOESN'T LIKE GETTING UP EARLY. like sir. sir i am rIGHT FUCKING HERE. i was up till 4-5am working on this stfu#we've been building for three weeks and he's come into work on stuff wo me there ONCE for an HOUR#for context id spent about fifteen hours in the shop alone working on the fucking thing that WEEK#like im trying to be understanding ik tech week is hell#but i took “stepping back” as “i only have a few hours here and there to be in the shop and will do the writeups”#NOT “won't show up outside meetings AND we're splitting slides and writeups 80/20”#like id been in the lab all fuckin day and notice we have an assignment due (missed a SINGLE meeting due to exam)#and i ask him if theres anything i can do (and im thinking like look it over maybe add a spec or two)#and this fucker has the AUDACITY to ask me to write the full four paragraph summary cause he#*checks notes* copy-pasted some specs from milestone 3 so of COURSE its only fair that despite the fact I've been in the lab ALL DAY#that i write the four fuckin paragraphs too#course we're troubleshooting and he's like “did you clean the pump? did you disassemble it and rinse it?” like yes???#i did EVERYTHING i could think of before i even bothered texting you cause i know you're fucking useless#and then he raises fifteen different concerns which while valid would have been NICE TO HEAR WHEN I SENT YOU MY INITIAL DESIGNS#y'know BEFORE i spent over fifteen hours of my free time building this damn thing#with slackers i just pick up the work and move on with my life this idiot is trying to gaslight me into thinking that he contributed fairly#when i heard “i need to step back due to play stuff” i thought we'd be splitting it like 65:35 NOT FUCKING 95:5#and now hes probably going to give ME a poor peer review because I've been passive aggressive with him in the few meetings he showed up to#like i got shit going on too? how the fuck does he expect me to respond to being abandoned to do this shit myself
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deepfriedseagullfeet · 2 months
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genuinely did not want to get out of bed this morning. from the bottom of my soul i didnt want to get up fml
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redbirdwings · 2 months
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Dealing with Landlords rant
I can't tell you how frustrating it is to deal with someone who owns the home you live in yet doesn't respond to communication and proceeds to act like you have never spoken in the first place.
Like, how has this person been able to own multiple homes, run an international business, and yet doesn't read her own emails?
And then we're the bad guys because we don't wanna renew our lease. Which probably came with a rent increase again (and we've already lived through one before with this property and owner). We're being intransigent and without integrity because, after being verbally berated about this, we'd rather have all communication in writing and via email.
Tell me how many more third parties have to be contacted because she's telling a mortgage lender that we may be committing fraud yet she's the one holding up the paperwork in exchange for an extra month's rent. A payment not possible to make in the same electronic service as the others and not in writing. And when we try to contact her about making a payment for half, she doesn't pick up her phone or acknowledge us in any way. The way we had to ask advice from an attorney to make sure there's nothing we need to worry about until we get out.
I'm so glad we're turning in the keys tomorrow. I have rented before, but I'm going to be so careful going forward if I end up renting from a stranger again. We're all safe in new homes now and she doesn't know where they are, nor will she ever if we can help it.
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yarnings · 6 months
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So despite Taskmaster switching their "rest of the world" YouTube upload dates, we're still a little bit behind in the current series.
And I just need to complain that episode 5, "Skateboard Division", has been one of the most frustrating episodes to date. (From an engineering, or presumably any STEM-competent standpoint). The contestants' solutions to the waterballoon pop and getting liquid into the vase were painful to watch. (Please note that the 'correct' solution to the vase was so obvious that when I described the situation to my 11-year-old she didn't get it because, as she said afterwards, given that that wouldn't get 100% of the liquid, something that obvious was discarded immediately. As someone who's watched the show before, which several of this series' contestants appear to have not done, the obvious thing to do is to start that solution running while you think about what the correct thing to do is, look for clues, etc.)
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