#we're Legit

[the-donut-bank]

I'd like to make a deposit.

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[egophiliac]

queen of diamonds, upright + reversed 💎

I've redone this like eighty times, I have to just be done with it now and stop staring at all my mistakes oh no 🫠

[inkskinned]

love when men cry about body hair bc "it's hygiene" and yet 15% of cis men leave the bathroom without washing their hands at all and an additional 35% only just wet their hands without using soap. that is nearly half of all men. that means statistically you have probably shaken hands with or been in direct contact with one of these people.

love when men say that women "only want money" when it turns out that even in equal-earning homes, women are actually adding caregiver burdens and housework from previous years, whereas men have been expanding leisure time and hobbies. in equal-earning households, men spend an average of 3.5 hours extra in leisure time per week, which is 182 hours per year - a little over a week of paid vacation time that the other partner does not receive. kinda sounds like he wants her money.

love that men have decided women are frail and weak and annoying when we scream in surprise but it turns out it's actually women who are more reliable in an emergency because men need to be convinced to actually take action and respond to the threat. like, actually, for-real: men experience such a strong sense of pride about their pre-supposed abilities that it gets them and their families killed. they are so used to dismissing women that it literally kills them.

love it. told my father this and he said there's lies, damned lies, and statistics. a year ago i tried to get him to evacuate the house during a flash flood. he ignored me and got injured. he has told me, laughing, that he never washes his hands. he has said in the last week that women are just happier when we're cooking or cleaning.

maybe i'm overly nostalgic. but it didn't used to feel so fucking bleak. it used to feel like at least a little shameful to consider women to be sheep. it just feels like the earth is round and we are still having conversations about it being flat - except these conversations are about the most obvious forms of patriarchy. like, we know about this stuff. we've known since well before the 50's.

recently andrew tate tried to justify cheating on his partner as being the "male prerogative." i don't know what the prerogative for the rest of us would be. just sitting at home, watching the slow erosion of our humanity.

[herewegobebe]

TAEMIN | Move ✦ Kcon LA 2024 [x]

[existencebringsonlypain]

For those who are unfamiliar with Deltarune

This is Kris, they're the main character of nutdealer 2

(their skin's not usually blue. it just does that sometimes)

we know almost nothing about them. However, we do know this:

They are nonbinary

They like (most of) their friends

They do NOT like us

They enjoy eating moss

They are going to touch the cheese

that's it that's all we know

Other additions:

They play piano (probably) courteousy or @/mystykmarigold

They are "normal" courteousy of many people

They like to flush bath bombs down the toilet. Their mom doesn't like that courteousy of @/sacrificialcat

They are a knife enjoyer, as well as a chocolate enjoyer

They like(d) to mess with their childhood friend both courteousy of @/the-beasts-have-arrived

They use apple shampoo, and apparently smell enough like apples that a friend associates it with them courteousy of @/spyret-the-shitposter

[ridaine]

They're just friends

(Aluviel belongs to @cerylune)

[marmastry]

A-Rank

[misscammiedawn]

As an avid "break my spine at 90mph" roller coaster enjoyer I was kinda put out by Jenny taking a pot shot at Six Flags in the opening moments of her new Star Wars Hotel video but the distinction between Amusement Park and Theme Park felt fair and I kinda just let it go.

4 hours later I realize that the entire thesis of the video rests upon that sentiment. If Disney are price locking the theme part of the theme parks then they're basically transforming into themed malls with a couple of tame fairground rides. That's pretty dang inexcusable. Disney Parks are going to cut costs until the point of which Jenny's opening barb at Six Flags will be a *compliment* in comparison... and that's inexcusable.

[cosmicdreamgrl]

maknae line x bst performances pt.2 for @jkvjimin

[windcarvedlyre]

I've been binging cheese rolling videos again. You know, the thing in one UK town where they roll cheese down a steep hill and people ragdoll themselves after it in a race to the bottom.

It's extremely Mondstadtcore. The local council doesn't want it to be a thing because people injure themselves frequently but it happens anyway. Increasing numbers of foreigners are visiting just to participate as well.

Genshin should make this an event, have a tierlist

[obeythedemons]

When you get engaged because of Barbatos fanfiction

[lookinghalfacorpse]

your favorite cc is NOT immune to the curse of your generation: 0 communication skills

listen. i'm 26 and I work at a college campus, so im constantly juggling the drama of 19-23 year olds. My job is basically just begging people to talk to each other. Our culture defaults to putting people on blast on social media because we love cancel culture and we love our phones. the same culture that makes us feel comfortable recording strangers in public and making fun of them on tiktok is the same culture that has created this situation.

None of this ever needed to be public. I think some of us are starting to see that, but i also want us to understand that this situation doesn't exist in a vacuum and that there's a reason why we're at this point. We're here because folks feel safer behind their phones than communicating with each other about it. In this case, we're looking at young people with massive audiences, and this makes it more dangerous

it sounds like many ppl were hurt and I hope they can recover. I also think that a day will come when they'll wish that this information was private. We need to learn to value our privacy and protect our futures, and to respect the privacy of others. we will continue seeing wack situations like this if we don't shift the culture.

[phykoha]

I hate hate HATE when people say I'm "having an attitude" with them, bc I'm literally not until AFTER they say that. And thats not even "an attitude", it's me being annoyed and frustrated bc youre saying im having an attitude when im NOT.

Like what does that even mean. I'm just autistic.

[divvy-div-art]

fortnite duos can really give you whiplash

[boringkate]

How to have a succesful indie porn career!!!

1) Get a studio apartment in a city with affordable rent and then never move.

2) Live in a city with good public transit so that you won't have to own a car or take ubers.

3) Be in a place with free healthcare.

[anxiously-sidequesting]

I think I've already said this once before but I really wish there was a feature in Wizard101 where important events, lore, and dialogue in the game were documented somewhere so we can view them whenever we want. like unless we video record the events while it happens, take pictures, or just go through the whole entire fucking plot with another wizard character there's no way to ever revisit those moments and that SUCKS??????? like wizard101 has some of the best lore ive ever seen and I don't wanna have to level up my wizard all the way to level 100 just to see that iconic grandfather spider scene or grind through azteca just to find that one epic fourth wall breaking moment 💀 i want to revisit all the incredible and funny and weird shit we've all gone through Immediately. Like damn remodel the library so that it actually keeps records and dated films of the things we've gone through so it can actually be useful instead of it being Just A Building (rants about this for so long that even Jesus smacks His lips)