#wehehehehehehehe

[mysterycitrus]

Top five DC ships?

oooooooo fun q

1. dickroy — the Guys. trauma bonded to all hell. would die for one another cause they’ll kill each other. something is very wrong with them. they share custody of lian and like twelve adopted teenagers.

2. dickkory — thee bi4bi, t4t couple. the sun and the moon. red and blue. starcrossed lovers. the princess and her malewife. nobody is doing it like them.

3. rosecass or rosecassie — i enjoy lesbian conflict

4. yj polycule — sometimes u just gotta kiss ur best friends on the mouth

5. bruce wayne/divorce — this man has fumbled every baddie he’s ever had. i need him to be elon musk levels of divorced

[pr1ncessavar0se]

Master Detective Archives: RAINCODE - Gumshoe Gab with Lady

Author’s Note: Gumshoe Gab is a free time mechanic in Master Detective Archives: RAINCODE where Yuma Kokohead gets to talk with the other detectives. This won’t contain any spoilers of the game itself, so no need to worry about that! Blue text will be Yuma’s inner thoughts and purple text is Shinigami talking, but only Yuma can hear her. Enjoy!

Gab with Lady Volume #1

Yuma, calling out: Hey, Lady? Lady, where are you? Where did she go…? Lady, behind Yuma: You called? Yuma: Ahh! Lady: Heehee! Yuma: D-Don’t do that to me! Y-You gave me a scare…! Lady: I did? Well in that case, trick or treat! Yuma: It’s not even that time of year… Lady: Oh, speaking of treats, want some of the key lime pie I made? Yuma: Y-You… made a pie? Lady: Sure did! And I’m about to start another too! Yuma: You just finished making one and you’re already making another? Lady: Sure am! Shinigami: Jeez, this girl’s a nonstop baking machine… How the heck does she do it?! Yuma: Hey, Lady… How do you have so much energy to churn out so many sweets for all of us? Have you had experience doing something like this before? Lady: Sure have! Making sweet treats, giving ‘em out to people… Heck, I even helped clean around the place and washed the dishes! Yuma: Wait…you did all of that?! Making desserts, serving them, and cleaning the place… What is she referring to?

Work at a Diner

Yuma: Did you…work at a diner? Lady: Ehehehe, nope! You’re on the right track! Remember, think sweets. Like delicious cheesecakes, amazing tiramisu, stuff along those lines! Yuma: O-Oh, I…guess I was wrong… She would make desserts, serve them, and clean the place… What is Lady referring to when she says this…? Did you…work at a café?

Working at a Café

Yuma: Did you…work at a café? Lady: Sure did! It was amazing! *sigh* The smiles I’d see on everyone’s faces after they ate the treats that I made… That always made me so happy! Yuma: Oh, that’s nice. Lady: And I got to meet so many different kinds of people. It’s amazing how you’d interact with all sorts of people with completely different backgrounds as you, y’know? Yuma: Oh, well…that’s a way to think about it. Lady: And I’d help my grandma clean the place! Two cupcakes are always better than one! Yuma: So, Lady used to work at a café before she became a Master Detective…how sweet. Wait, did you say grandma? Lady: Well, she wasn’t really my grandmother, she was an old lady that found me alone one night and she took me in! And from that point on, I’d help her run the café she owned! Yuma: Took you in? Did you…not have a home before? Lady: Nope! Not until she found me! And at that point, the café became my home! Shinigami: Eek! She was homeless?! Yuma: W-Wait, so when you were a kid, you and your family lived on the streets? Lady: What family? Yuma: H-Huh…? Lady: It was just me! If I had any family members, I certainly couldn’t recall them. Yuma: … Lady: Oh come on now, don’t look so blue! Here, have a slice of the pie. I’ll cut it for ya! Yuma: It’s bewildering to think someone as cheerful as Lady used to be homeless as a child. She seems to have taken that in stride… Lady: And… Ta-da! Here ya go, now you won’t feel so sour anymore! Shinigami: Kyahahaha! Master, you and Lady seem to have gotten closer!

Work at a Bar

Yuma: Did you…work at a bar? Lady: Ahahaha! Oh, Yuma…you’re so silly! Thinking of me as a pretty pink bartender…that’s so cute! Yuma: Oh, so I was wrong…? Whoops… She would make desserts, serve them, and clean the place… What is Lady referring to when she says this…? Did you…work at a café?

Gab with Lady Volume #2

Yuma: Geez…Chief Yakou’s having me do more chores for him again… Lady: Ooh, maybe I could help! Yuma: Huh? Y-You want to help? Lady: Sure do! Two sets of hands is always better than one! Plus, you know me! I’ve already got somethin’ in the oven, I’ve got more than enough time to spare! Yuma: That’s really kind of you, Lady… Shinigami: Hold on, are you sure you want the embodiment of a sugar rush to help out?! She might make everything messier! Yuma: I’m not sure, Shinigami. She did say that she used to clean the café she worked at as a kid… Shinigami: Yeah, fair point. Lady: So, what do you say? Yuma: That’ll be really useful, thank you. Lady: Sure thing! Tell me where to start! Small Time Skip Yuma: Whew…that went by fast. Thanks again, Lady. You really helped a lot. Lady: It’s no trouble! Baking a big gourmet wedding cake is gonna go way quicker with more hands! Yuma: But, we weren’t baking a cake? We were just cleaning… Lady: Well, yeah, but you’re picking up the entrée, right? Yuma: I’m…what? Shinigami: Jeez, why does she keep saying stuff like that?! It’s so confusing and it makes me want candy at the same time! Yuma: When Lady talks about baking a big wedding cake together, she’s referring to something…but what is she referring to?

Teamwork

Yuma: You mean…teamwork? Lady: Ding ding ding! There ya go! It’s all a matter of teamwork! Plus, who’s gonna make sure the cake looks just as good as it tastes? Yuma: I-I guess that makes sense… Hey Lady, how come you wanted to help out? Lady: Huh? What do you mean? Yuma: You didn’t have to offer a hand, but you did anyway… Lady: Oh yeah! I figured you’d want a little help! It’ll make things go quicker! Yuma: It sure did, thank you. Maybe I could help you out sometime? Lady: Ahahaha! Thank you for the offer, but I’m gonna decline. Yuma: Huh?! Lady: It’s really sweet of you, honest! I just prefer doing things alone! I guess I just got really used to it, y’know? Yuma: I guess… You seemed like the type of person to want help every now and then, Lady. Lady: I do? Well, aren’t I a mixed bag of candy then? Hahaha! Yuma: Can I ask why you prefer to work alone? Lady: … Meow? Yuma: H-Huh?! Lady: Meow, meow, meow! Shinigami: Careful, Master! She’s about to knock a glass off the table! Yuma: Lady, don’t! Lady: Meowww! Shinigami: Kyahahaha! Master, you and Lady seemed to have grown even closer!

The Joy of Baking

Yuma: Are you talking about…the joy of baking? Lady: Ehehehe, not this time! Yuma: Wait, really? Wow, that’s a first… What Lady means by having more hands to bake a big wedding cake… You mean…teamwork?

Doing Business

Yuma: Do you mean…doing business? Lady: You think me offering help was transactional? Aw, now you’ve got me feeling sour! Yuma: N-No, I didn’t mean that! Oops… What Lady means by having more hands to bake a big wedding cake… You mean…teamwork?

Gab with Lady Volume #3

Lady: Yuma! How are you doing, sugarcube? Yuma: Huh? S-Sugarcube…? Lady: Yeah, silly! What, you’ve never heard an endearing nickname like that before? Yuma: N-No, it’s not that! Lady: Ehehe, I know! I’m just messing with you a bit! Yuma: Oh… It’s weird, Lady’s surprisingly easy to talk to… She can easily carry a conversation, let alone start one… So, it’s kind of easier to talk to her because of that alone. Lady: Hm? Whatcha thinking of? Having an internal monologue or something? Yuma: H-How did you-?! Lady: Ahahahaha! I was right, wasn’t I? I could tell because of your face! Yuma: Really? You could? Lady: Well, yes and no. It is partially because of that, but to be honest, I was pulling your leg a little. It’s weird… I kind of expected my own guess to be wrong since my answer was so out of nowhere. But, here we are! This usually tends to happen with me. Yuma: Tends to happen…? Lady: Well, yeah! Y’know, it’s kind of like winging a recipe. You’re forgetting what ingredients you need to use and what order to do everything, but you end up getting it all right in the end! You get what I mean, right? Yuma: Do I? Lady: Aw c’mon! Put that big brain of yours to use! What do you think I mean? Yuma: O-Okay, I will…! Um… When Lady talks about how you wing a recipe only to get it all correct in the end…what does she mean?

Good Luck

Yuma: Do you mean…having good luck? Lady: There you go! See, that wasn’t so hard, was it? This just tends to happen for me! I guess they call me “Lady Luck” back at the WDO for a reason! Yuma: Wait, they call you that…? Lady: Sure do! I mean, I usually just guess things as a joke, and then they tend to be right! Yuma: Really? But, what about your detective work? Surely, you don’t do that with investigations…? Lady: I do sometimes! Shinigami: Are you serious?! Lady: Haha! Shocking, right? Honestly, I shock myself with it! Yuma: But, you use your investigative skills and your Forte too…right? Lady: My investigative skills, yes. My Forte, no. Yuma: Huh? Y-You don’t use your Forte? Lady: I like giving myself a challenge. Yuma: A…challenge? Lady: Well, yeah! Rather than actually having to deal with it, I try to just eyeball it! And if I can’t, I use it as a last resort. Yuma: A last resort…? What do you mean by last resort? Lady: … Yuma: Please don’t knock anything over. Lady: Meow! Yuma: Lady, seriously. Lady: Okay, okay. Oh, that reminds me! I just recently made some mille-feuilles! Would you want some? Shinigami: And there she goes, changing the subject back to desserts. Yuma: Oh, um…sure! Thank you! Lady: Yaaay! C’mon, Yuma! To the kitchen! Yuma: Aah! Shinigami: Kyahahaha! Master, you and Lady seemed to have grown even closer!

Intuition

Yuma: Are you talking about intuition…? Lady: Pfft-ahahahahaha! I would say that’s right, but it’s completely wrong! Ahahahahaha! Yuma: O-Oh, ahaha… I guess that was wrong… Um…what does Lady mean when you wing a recipe entirely but get it right? Do you mean…having good luck?

Context Clues

Yuma: You’re using context clues…? Lady: Aw c’mon, Yuma. We just went over this! It’s partially context clues, but that’s not what I’m talking about. Yuma: O-Oops! I guess that was the wrong answer… Um…what does Lady mean when you wing a recipe entirely but get it right? Do you mean…having good luck?

Gab with Lady Volume #4

Yuma: Um, Lady? Lady: Oh, hey Yuma! Yuma: Is it all right if I asked you a question? Lady: Sure can! Ask away, pop the bubblegum! Yuma: Pop the bubblegum…? O-Okay, um…you like sweets a lot, right? And you learned to bake back home… Lady: Sure did! Why? What’s got your licorice tied in a knot? Yuma: Thinking about it now, it has me wondering… Why do you like desserts so much? Is it because of living in a café, or is it something else? Lady: Ohh! That’s what you’re wondering about, huh? Well, the café is part of it, but there’s something else about sweets that always drives me wild. Anything sweet is amazing! It makes me feel like I’m on top of the world, not to mention it overpowers anything bitter or nasty! Yuma: Overpowers anything bitter or nasty…? Lady: That’s exactly what I said! Yuma: Huh… Lady says she means that sweet stuff overpowers anything bitter. What does she mean by that…?

Love For Sweets

Yuma: Are you talking about…your love for sweets? Lady: No! Well, yes, but that’s not what I mean! Yuma: I guess that was wrong… What does Lady mean by sweet stuff overpowering bitter flavors? Are you saying it’s a palette cleanser…?

Bringing Happiness

Yuma: Do you mean that…it brings you happiness? Lady: Ahahaha! Never say that again. Yuma: H-Huh?! I was completely off with that…! What does Lady mean by sweet stuff overpowering bitter flavors? Are you saying it’s a palette cleanser…?

Palette Cleanser

Yuma: Are you saying it’s a palette cleanser…? Lady: Yes! That’s exactly it! It’s such a nice palette cleanser! Any sweet treat I eat will immediately make me forget about anything gross I’ve eaten beforehand! Yuma: A-Anything gross…? Shinigami: What does she mean by that? Lady: Oh right, probably should’ve told you. So, you know how I was homeless as a kid, right? Yuma: Right… Lady: Yeah, um…I kind of had to do some interesting things to survive. Y’know, like digging through trash and eating roadkill… Yuma: H-Huh?! Shinigami: Y-You mean to tell she’s eaten dead things before?! Lady: Yeah, not my proudest moment…but I managed to make it this far in life! Ahaha! Yuma: H-How are you even alive?! Lady: Most of the time, it was pretty fresh. Heck, you only have twelve hours to eat roadkill before it spoils. Shinigami: Jeez! Just when I thought she couldn’t get worse, she gets even crazier! Yuma: Lady…you’re crazy. Lady: Ahahaha! Sure am! Luckily, I don’t have to do that anymore! Yuma: Y-Yeah… Lady sure does know a lot about how to survive on her own. It’s one thing to have to face that, but as a kid who was all alone…it must’ve been even harder. Hey, Lady… Can I ask another question? Lady: Sure can, ask away! Yuma: You seemed to struggle a lot when you were a kid, so…how do you stay so happy all the time? Lady: Well, that’s easy! You’ve just gotta be your own sweetness! Yuma: Huh? Be your own sweetness…? Lady: Sure is! By the way, there’s macarons in the fridge! Go on, take some! Yuma: Really? Thank you! Shinigami: Kyahahaha! Master, you and Lady seemed to have grown even closer!

Gab with Lady Volume #5

Lady: Ah, Yuma! Perfect timing! Yuma: H-Huh? Perfect timing? Lady: Yeah, perfect timing! Y’know, I was thinking about the last time we were hanging out. With the whole “be your own sweetness” thing, right? It’s nice to have sweet things all around you, and we all want to think that life’s gonna be peaches and cream… Shinigami: What is she talking about…? Yuma: Just say it, Lady. Lady: I meant that you have to rely on yourself. Yuma: W-What?! Lady’s always so friendly, so hearing her talk about being alone is so shocking to me… Lady: Yeah. Like I said, not everything’s a cakewalk. Hell, I think I’m a prime example! Yuma: You are? Lady: Well, yeah! Whenever something goes wrong, all you can really do is just pick yourself up and move on with your head held high! It’s like a puzzle! Take all the broken pieces to make a pretty picture! Yuma: Huh… When she puts it like that, I think I’m starting to understand. Taking something that’s broken and repairing it to make a pretty picture means…

Staying Positive

Yuma: Do you mean…staying positive? Lady: Aw c’mon, Yuma! I thought you knew it was more than that! Yuma: I guess that means I’m wrong… Taking something broken and putting it back together to make a pretty picture means… Do you mean…being resilient?

Being Kind

Yuma: Do you mean…being kind? Lady: You’re not making any sense. Yuma: W-What?! Hearing that from Lady… Now I know that I’m wrong…! Taking something broken and putting it back together to make a pretty picture means… Do you mean…being resilient?

Resilience

Yuma: Do you mean…being resilient? Lady: Exactly! You really are on my wavelength! Yuma: So, due to how bad your childhood was, you learned to be resilient? Lady: Sure did! I can’t let small stuff like that get me down! Yuma: That’s a nice way of thinking about it. But wait a minute, you said an old lady took you in and you worked for her at a café…don’t you still have that? Lady: Oh, so you did remember that. Um, how do I put this… Yuma: Put what? Lady: There’s a reason I’m a detective now and don’t work at the café anymore… Shinigami: Don’t tell me she boom-killed someone! Yuma: I don’t think it’s that, but something bad must’ve happened… Lady, are you sure you want to talk about it? Y-You really don’t have to if you don’t want to…! Lady: No, it’s okay! I don’t mind. So, I’m sure you know about the roller skates I have built into my shoes, right? Yuma: Right. Lady: Well, when I was younger, I found an old pair of roller skates and that had me thinking. So, I suggested the idea of a delivery service for the café, and grandma loved it! Since then, I would skate and deliver the snackeroos to happy customers! And one day, I was doing exactly that! I thought the idea would lead to amazing things in the future! But, it wasn’t amazing… Yuma: Huh…? Lady: I had only left for five minutes. Five minutes was all it took for the whole place to… Yuma: The whole place to…? Lady: To burn down. Shinigami: She lost her home?! No wonder this poor girl’s crazy! Lady: I lost everything. My home, my family… It felt like a part of me died that day, Yuma. But, there was one thing I gained. Yuma: There was? Lady: My Forte. Honestly, it’s part of the reason I don’t like using it. It makes me remember… But, that’s all in the past now! I know what it’s like to lose something important, and that’s why I want to help people! They need to know they are not alone. Yuma: … That’s…a lot to take in. Lady lost everything, even her loved ones, and it’s the main reason she even became a detective. She may be crazy, but she certainly does have a heart of gold. Lady: Huh? You alright? That wasn’t too much, was it? Yuma: N-No, it wasn’t! In all honesty, it makes me admire you, Lady. To use your own experiences to help others going through something similar, it’s truly noble of you. Lady: Aww! Yuma, you’re so sweet! Now, come on! Let’s go share some cookies together! Shinigami: Kyahahaha! Master, you and Lady have forged the ultimate bond together! Good for you, Master. I’m happy for you!

[fabledivine]

trick or treat! (i am dressed up like a clouded leopard)

treat!!!!!!!! get leopard'd!!!!!!!!!

[namis-daydream]

“Excuse you, my taste buds are just fine! And the roof your mouth heals the quicker than any part of your body.”

Kuroo isn’t sure if that fact is true but he says with such confidence that you almost don’t question it even though the look in your eyes says you’re not quite sure you believe him.

“Besides food tastes best when it’s hot, not after you blow your spit all over it.”

Picking up a spoonful of mashed potatoes and gravy, the steam causes him to second guess his whole life so he tries to discreetly blow on it in hopes you won’t see him.

“I trust your obviously very educated comment, but I still won’t judge you if you blow a little of your spit over that spoonful, kuroo. Don’t want you getting burnt now”

My hand rests on his thigh innocently, holding back a giggle when he seems incredibly relieved and openly blow on his food to cool it down before taking a bite.

Kuroo and I turn our heads when a few girls stumble in, talking animatedly and so loudly as they stand in the queue. One was facing us, squinting her eyes at us before she lets out a scandalous gasp and I can’t help but notice the way Kuroo’s eyes widen as he gulps audibly.

“Is that tetsurou?”

[sentofight]

@amalanexus​ sent: caress. [ Amon @ Lucina ]

caress .   gently  caress  my  muse’s  face .  

It was rare for Lucina to get angry at people. If anything, she had much more patience than her father had. Maybe it has something to do with her taking from her mother and from her late aunt. This surely helped her be aware of her actions and words and consequences of them. Though as any human being, she has her moments when loses it.

Today was one of these days. Lucina brushed any comments about her being romantically involved with Thulisia’s emperor simply to gain influence before she attempts to kill him off. How ridiculous of them to think that. Had she intended to kill him off as they claim, she could have put an end to this in the battlefield but seeing that Amon is not one to trifle with, it would have ended with both of them dead and their nations on fire.

The thing that irked her is what they had said about her father letting her sleep with a strange man so they don’t have to go to war. She had drawn her sword to smite the person had it not for Amon leading her away before she does something she will regret it.

She was only seeing red when something touched her cheek, almost absorbing away all her anger instantly. Amon had caressed her face gently to calm her down and it did its magic on her. Her shoulders sunk back as she sheath her sword, to lean to his touch. It was ...soothing. Calming in a sense. 

“ .. I ... I apologize ... that sight was not something to see ... it’s--” the Emperor had shushed her and told her she had every right to be angry if someone talked bad about her family. In his case, he would have burned that man instantly. That thought, somehow, made her giggle a little bit. They’re both ...crazy in the head, right? 

Her hand reached to touch his hand, making sure his hand stays on her face a little bit longer.  

“Thank you ...” whispered against the palm of his hand.

[piplicious]

Idk if you check this blog anymore...

weheheheheheheh, dead blog dead blog dead bloooog *dances around in your inbox*

piplicious monastery adventures

[rabbithaver]

MY DAD SAID WE COULD GO TO A COMIC BOOK STORE WEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

wehehehehehehehe two of my fave fics updated yesterday :DDD

[wist-eri]

just read Haru’s info page, we need her and Lady to interact ASAP

they’d be so funny interacting together methinks wehehehehehehehe >:33333

YEAHHHH i would love their shenanigans 😭 those two pitted together in a room would cause so much chaotic energy

[paintgrove-arcade]

arcade, weheheheheheheh >:3

”Dont you mean..the wonderful and spectacular place of pink and blue bright lights, the place of fun, freedom, adventure and Friendship! The perfect place for Children and Adults alike, The legendary and well known Paintgrove Arcade!”

“SKINS YOU”

[hooliganpearldoodles]

Hehehehe. Monday doodles! I don't have many new ones cause I've been working on other things wehehehehehehehe. You shall see soon.

[click for better quality]

[mediumdoodles]

WEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

This was the hot friend I was talking about @literallyliterally123

[angelhairpastawithherbs]

weheheheheheheh

[sheepgirlmaidtummy]

pink akd orange

WEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE. so so true. im a 5'8 menace

[burnt-toast-life]

WEHEHEHEHEHEHEH THANK YOUUUUU

HAVE FUN BTW BRO!!!! YOU SHOULD BRING A SKETCHBOOK AND DRAW YOURSELF IF YOU GET BORED I WANNA SEE WHAT YOU DO WITH THE THING........ - kaeya

YEAHHH WILL DO!! I ALWAYS BRING A SKETCHBOOK PLACES HAHA 👍

[anime-dub-transcripts]

Hetalia: World Stars Episode #13: Belgium, Luxembourg, Netherlands, and "That" Dog Transcript

This episode has Benelux (Belgium, Netherlands, and Luxembourg).

Belgium: I’m tired of other countries always kicking sand in our faces!

Luxembourg: Sorry. If I were more powerful, I could protect us both.

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Belgium: Ehum…hey, I’m not blaming you, Luxem. I can’t exactly fight back either.

Luxembourg: I know. But do you ever think about how much easier our lives would be if we were able to?

Belgium: Constantly. And if we really muscled up, that would solve everything! Just think about it! Ehem!

Buff Belgium: Ohh!

Belgium: Maybe I should start working out!

(Buff Belgium: Heah! Ehe…)

Luxembourg: Uhn! Please, no! I don’t want you to get all huge and weird and vain!

(Belgium: Wahahaha! Eeeeeheh…ehehewewe…)

Belgium: Getting buff is a lifestyle choice; I won’t have time for anything else! Besides, our big brother’s trying to go the diplomatic route! So let’s have faith in him.

(Luxembourg: Weheheheheheheh…)

Luxembourg: You’re right, of course. It’s wrong for us to sit around whining when he’s out there trying his best every single day. I bet that he’d laugh if he could see us right now.

Belgium: I don’t know, I’ve never seen him laugh.

Belgium’s thoughts: But I know he’s smart and kind, so I’m sure he’d have some words of wisdom for us in this trying time.

Dream Netherlands: Try to stay away from people who say things like, “I don’t know how to ever repay you”, like they’ve never heard of money before.

Belgium’s thoughts: Well, maybe not those words.

Dream Netherlands: Hm?

Belgium’s thoughts: Rather, something more universally comforting and reassuring!

{Text on gold bar: 999.9 GOLD 1000g}

Dream Netherlands: Convert all your money into gold because gold will never betray you.

Belgium’s thoughts: No, not those words either! Forget about money and focus! Remember how he is in everyday life.

Dream Netherlands: Huah. As much as I’d love to go back to my own house soon, I don’t really want to dirty the place up.

Luxembourg: Wait a minute, sis! Why didn’t we think of money? It’s perfect! Haha! If we can’t fight for power, we’ll just have to make boatloads of cash! Then we can buy our own power!

Belgium: Oh, because there’s nothing morally gray about that in the least!

Luxembourg: I’m so glad you agree.

(Belgium: Auh!)

Luxembourg: And now that’s decided, with our powers combined, the Benelux union of Belgium, Netherlands, and Luxembourg can begin our takeover of the finances of all of Europe!

Belgium: Ehah…cool idea, but, uh…maybe you should slow down there and take a breath, Luxembourg.

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Belgium: Ehehem! They’re gorgeous! Hey, big brother! I heard that tulips almost crashed our economy once, is that true?

Netherlands: Ja, it was a major issue.

(Ja: Yes → Dutch)

Luxembourg: They got super popular and the price skyrocketed, but then…

{Caption: Tulips}

Luxembourg: When the bubble popped, growers had more bulbs then they could handle.

Netherlands: Selling leftover bulbs to foreigners was the only way out.

Dream Netherlands: Look, this one’s rare!

Dream France: Yay! That means I need it!

Dream Netherlands: This one’s new!

Dream Britain: Spiffy!

Dream Netherlands: This one’s elegant!

Dream Austria: I’ll take your word for it.

Luxembourg: Just goes to show you the opportunity is everywhere, as long as you can think outside the box.

(Belgium: Neheheah!)

Belgium: That’s our brother for you: fall down seven times, stand up eight, and then find a way to sell the weeds you noticed while you were on your back.

(Netherlands: Hey, you! Buy some flowers!)

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Pochi: Woof!

Japan: Pardon. Miss Belgium?

Belgium: Hm?

Japan: Where can I find Nello’s house and village?

Belgium: Nero’s house?

{Caption: Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus}

Belgium: Oh! I think you’re looking for little Italy’s place!

Japan: Forgive me, I did not explain well.

(Belgium: Ah!)

Japan: I’m looking for the village in A Dog of Flanders.

Belgium: A village in a dog, huh? We have many dogs in Flanders, so I’m not sure where to send you.

Japan: I see. Well, then, can you tell me instead how to find the Cathedral of Our Lady?

Belgium: Yes! That bus will get you there in no time!

Japan: Why Italy’s place? I am not mistaken, this is the Flanders region.

Belgium: A village in a dog…I didn’t know we had a super-fantasy dog like that!

Narrator: This was not the first tourist to ask about A Dog of Flanders.

(Belgium: Hm? Ehum…)

{Caption: A Dog of Flanders}

Narrator: And he would not be the last.

(Belgium: Hm?)

Belgium: So what’s with all the tourists asking about a cathedral and some random dog lately?

Belgian man #1: Well, I can understand why they want to see the cathedral, but every time I try to show them a dog, they say it’s not the right one and eventually just give up.

(Dog: Woof!)

Belgian man #2: I wonder if it’s some sort of secret code.

Belgium: A code? If that’s the case, then…maybe that’s their way of asking us Belgians out on a date! Like, “Hey, good-looking, would you like to see a man about a dog?”!

Belgian man #1: That’s a pretty weak pick-up line, if you ask me.

Narrator: It took a while, but Belgium finally discovered that A Dog of Flanders is, in fact, a book.

Belgium: Oh! The story really does take place here. Hm. Hm, hm. Ehem! Ehemem! Weahehehehe! Heah! Belgians aren’t cold-hearted like that; don’t believe the lies! Eheaheahehaeaah!