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me: hold on, let me download Grammarly so my Hozier thirst comment is grammatically correct
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@xdertyh, your comment about it seeming like Vismay had like 8 arms in other posts really baffled me, I couldn't quite figure out which ones you meant buut that did inspire Biblically Accurate Vismay lmao now actually sporting 8 arms ft young and old
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End up alone just like Eve fucked up Adam Vs so Samson blamed Delilah but given half the chance I, I would've made him weaker too
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Please read Proverbs 6:16-19 before saying there is nothing God hates.
Hi anon. I have, of course, like any good pastors child, read 6:16-19. “Haughty eyes, a lying tongue, hands that shed innocent blood, a heart that devises wicked schemes, feet that are quick to rush into evil, a false witness who pours out lies and a man stirs up dissension among his brothers.”
My post is in reference to common sentiments of places like the Westboro Baptist Church, which attack minorities under the sign of “god hates you”.
Notice how this list doesn’t include any of the normal “god hates __” quotes? Gays, f*gs, sluts, ect? If anything, it condemns those who speak such lines.
Besides that, it is not our place to condemn other in Jesus name. We should only be doing our best to serve our neighbors with kindness and graciousness. Anyone yelling “god hates __” is severely misguided in their faith.
Jesus is kind. Jesus forgives. Jesus loves all his creations. Jesus does not practice hate.
Have a good day, anon, I pray Jesus soothes your soul.
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I want their fuckin freedom they have no chores no responsibility they can go out with their friends when ever they want for however long they want they can sleep in there bed all day they eat drink drive vehicles use the phone have a home with no bills no expenses they can spend their money on stupid things that bring them joy with no worry of the gas they burned in someone else's vehicle or if there's dinner at home they have no worries about laundry no worries about dishes no worries about the messes they make because they know I'll clean it up always I want to be viewed by my family and by my friends as someone who is an actual person with limits and boundaries and who has goals and dreams they'd like to accomplish in the day besides laundry for 16 people and not a tireless cleaning machine. I want to be able to rest and have hobbies I want to be able to do things with my partner and my friends again I want to be able to fuckin daydream and make up stories again for Christ sake I want to feel like a person and not a corpse forced into playing "tradwife" I want the freedom they all have while I'm in the background doin they're dishes.
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okay a bunch of people online have started saying “i need [x] biblically” and i feel the need to say. i am like 90% sure this phrase comes from the biblical euphemism for sex and i want to ask. is this common knowledge??? do you guys know that that’s what you’re pulling from???? because a lot of the time i see people saying this about people they desire carnally and i’m like ok. and other times i see people say this about like taking a nap or food and i’m like hm. could go either way. it’s also enough of an aberration from the other phrase for me to wonder if the resemblance is deliberate or not
to “know someone biblically” is a euphemism for sex. in the bible they’d say something like “he knew her” or “they knew one another” instead of “they had sex”. “i knew him biblically” is a fun “polite” kind of old fashioned way of saying yeah we had sex one time. or an underhanded way of asking about someone’s sex life. i’m like not sure if this is common knowledge???? but i see a lot of people saying it and i’m like in what way do you guys mean that because that is very much an existing expression kind of, you guys just don’t use the word “know”
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