"Well well, look at who decided to stop being dead."
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BRB treating my milk allergy like it's the same as lactose intolerance.
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“There would be a lot more kill votes, but Vile doesn’t let me in on meta knowledge.”
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Sometimes I pickup the funny man and scribble him.
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new game is to type one through ten in your tags and see what comes up. i think my favorite of mine is ‘my uncle told us he spent seven and a half hours in a sensory deprivation tank once’ but ‘gideon the ninth motherfucker’ is a close second
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Because I have two brain cells and both of then want to yell at Hannibal always
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you ever joke about a ship to yourself and then, like, kinda like it? and then you joke about it to friends and it’s totally an ironic thing bc it’s not like you actually like this character and god forbid you actually like this ship. and then something happens but like it’s literally nothing (museum event) and then you take a couple screenshots or like record a cutscene (museum event!!!). and then maybe you wake up after working on ship art of them and like you’re wishing there’s more art for this ship and you’re polling ppl on instagram about what the widely agreed upon ship name is and then you’re like, aw FUCK.
anyway, ah FUCK. they’re actually kinda cute together ngl.
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The Nessian ship doesn’t hold any water. Their relationship is built on his sexualization of Nesta’s trauma. If nesta were plus sized he would be done with her. Her body is all he’s interested in and based on how he reacted to her wanting sugar and his sexualization of how she looked when she was starving herself— it would be all over tomorrow if she started baking. He found her setting up boundaries against him hot and refused to listen to what she wanted
ACOFAS and ACOSF set up an entirely different dynamic from the original series. Ding dong, the bat is dead. I think Nessian had too much smoke and sjm couldn’t stand people preferring them over Rhsyand (*ahem, sorry, feysand*)
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He'd laugh at someone getting roasted for being easy to rile up but he also can't because he's just as bad.
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Imagine that Anya gets Damian to come over to her house. Damian is uneasy at first but he comes to really enjoy being with the Forger family. He finds Yor to be such a kind and sweet person and hopes that his mom can always be friends with her. Loid shows actual interest in him and not his father. And while there he’s noticeably nicer to Anya showing that smile he had at the dance with her frequently.
But then it happens. Without an imperial scholar robe on him his father reaches out to him on his own accord, and he gets what he has wanted for so long his father’s attention. But little does he know there’s a nefarious intention to his sudden warmth to him.
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