#what is this tomfuckery

[whumpwillow]

that’s literally what they’re there for??? bitch???? 

[monkeysinger24]

YOU CAN BOOP YOURSELF?!?!

[azurereap3r]

[DISCLAIMER: Character belongs to @meku95 credit for the design goes to them!] I know you can barely tell who it is but just in case imma credit the owner anyway HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DRAW HANDS hysterical sobbing

[bleghtoaster]

ceo of pancakes ( ˶°ㅁ°) !!

[harbingerofsoup]

having media literacy is so annoying because im just screaming about what i think are very obvious things and certain people will try and gaslight me into thinking im being crazy

[bed-buggier]

Listen, okay, I do not condone hacking into anyones devices or accounts, especially over a dumb kids movie

But can someone hack that nigga Jace Johnson to see if he's bullshitting about Sonic 3 or not

[queerdiazs]

wip wednesday ✨

hii 🫶🏼 hoa eddie is giving me fits but i simply don't care, that bitch is going to suffer from the shenanigans he's caused one way or another, so please enjoy him being a goofy goober

He lays his chin on Buck’s shoulder, stuffs his face against Buck’s neck and breathes deep. He shuts his eyes and smiles. “Did you use my shampoo?”  “Your soap, too.”   Eddie laughs. “It smells nice on you,” he says, inhaling deeply one more time before opening his eyes and staring down at the catastrophe in the skillet. “Buck, I think you burned that piece of bacon.”  “S’fine,” Buck says, jerky and stunted, and stabs the overcooked piece of bacon a couple times before he gets enough leverage to pull it out of the grease. It’s charred and dark next to the other pieces on the paper towel. “I’ll still eat it.”  Humming, Eddie nuzzles his face across Buck’s shoulder. “Are we just having bacon?”  “There’s still some of that pudding cake leftover in the refrigerator.”  “Bacon and cake for breakfast?” Eddie pinches Buck’s side, eliciting a small giggle that has the stiffness in his shoulders dissipating. Whatever it is that’s weighing on Buck is still heavy, then, but not so big that Eddie can’t take it every once in a while. He doesn’t mind being Buck’s rock whenever he needs to. “Yum.”  “And coffee.” Buck flicks Eddie’s forehead, just hard enough it makes a funny little noise, and adds a few more pieces of bacon. “Breakfast of champions.”  Eddie wrinkles his nose and snuffles, kind of like a puppy, and tugs on a piece of Buck’s wet hair. “I’m glad you’re here, Buck,” he says, and it’s all ooey-gooey emotions in his tummy, too-sweet and sticky like honey, and, oh, that’s different. That’s very… different. “I’ve got a lot of laundry to do and you’re my favorite little helper.”  “But I’m injured,” Buck whines, pouting his fat bottom lip out.  “Are you?” Eddie smile, ear to ear. “I thought you said you were okay.”  Buck fakes a cough in Eddie’s face, tongue out and all, because he’s a brat. “See? Injured.” He shrugs. “Guess I can’t help with laundry at all.”  Eddie’s grin widens so far his cheeks chub up. “You’re so fuckin’ adorable, Buck,” he says before he can stop his heart from talking out of his mouth. And it’s fine, maybe, that he’s got shit for brains sometimes, because Buck’s face lights up in a glowing red blush that has Eddie’s heart beating a little fast in his chest. He wonders if Buck can hear the thudding; it’s loud enough and they’re so close Eddie can feel Buck’s heat. “Buck—” “Eddie—” Christopher’s alarm, fucking Crazy Train, rips through the kitchen and startles both Eddie and Buck apart. Eddie’s heart races and Buck’s face is as red as the tomatoes sitting in the windowsill and perhaps it’s a good thing they were interrupted because Eddie’s not exactly sure what he was going to say. 

i was tagged by @wildlife4life, @wikiangela, @honestlydarkprincess, @fortheloveofbuddie, @disasterbuckdiaz, @thewolvesof1998, @daffi-990, @try-set-me-on-fire, and @callaplums mwah i adore all of you

and i'm casually no pressure tagging @eddiebabygirldiaz, @eddiediaztho, @callmenewbie, @exhuastedpigeon, @jesuisici33, and everybody else who wants to partake in the tomfoolery

[unofficalsonic]

Je déteste les cigognes

~~@spotify-kids-real

uhhh.. nein?..

[pondslime]

27..................................

[blep-23]

So, I'm watching Modern Warfare campaigns while writing and... I have made an oc... they'd pretty much go under the codename of "Fae" or "Changling" or something of that nature. Either they are british or irish. I don't know. It's just an oc I've been thinking of passively. They pretty much have similar qualities to a fae. Very sneaky, very charming, very pretty, doesn't lie, but can twist the truth as far as it'll go. They'd have a small malicious streak as well as a mischief streak. if the two are intertwined from time to time? That is only for enemies to face. Allies only get little pranks at appropriate times. They're very good at reading rooms, light on their feet. maybe a redhead? Silver tongued 100%

[jonathanbiers]

i do not currently have the time or the energy but when i do i am about to be so annoying with seven kings must die gifs

[one-hungry-bookworm]

“hey guys! new headshots 😌”

[sardonic-the-writer]

Apparently I'm popular in the jschlatt tag

[kissmefriendly]

For anyone who has never read Jekyll and Hyde before, or at least kinda sorta know the gist in the same vein as knowing the gist of Dracula, just know this: the conflict is exactly what I’m going through having made a side blog for the first time in my life. The lines are blurring and I think people who know me are getting concerned. No one’s seen me in three weeks.

[radioactiveshitstorm]

oh hey netflix is making an adaptation of The Picture of Dorian Gray, that might be kinda neat-

...............

what do you mean they're making basil and dorian brothers

[the-observer-squip]

oh youre a masochist...

*opens ao3*

Oh it's over for me isn't it NOT THE FANFICS!!!