#what we do in the shadows spoiler

[thatonequeeraunt]

WWDITS season 5 episode 3 "pride parade" spoilers with no context

[sisterfrnkly]

Does he, y’know… have a shrewd and incisive mind when it comes to the penis stuff?

[mitch-is-an-artist]

They ✨de-yasified✨ the baron

[lexou-chan]

I still can't believe Nandor used 39 of his 52 wishes in a single episode ...

Don't get me wrong I love him but Gosh is he stupid...

[rootfish13]

LOL he crossed out GOD in the title of "Are you there God? It's me, Margaret".

[avarii]

Nadja really said “Eat the Rich but in a literal way” - love this woman

[transgendergoblinfromspace]

Yeah it is, now kiss for fucks sake.

[reduxskullduggerry]

What we do in the shadows finale…kind of emotionally devastating. To get everything you thought you ever wanted and for it to turn out you’ve never wanted it all. To spend so long on a dream that can never be what you want in reality. How will Guillermo cope

[theweirdsenpai]

Laszlo and Nadja's matching red highlights

[pearlsdiamondsandvodka]

making nadjas favourite movie mamma mia is one of the best decisions out there

[buttersteps]

good for him

[sisterfrnkly]

Me @ historians who say clearly gay historical figures were just good pals:

Laszlo: Yeah, can I stop you there? You need to know that we're very gay for each other.

Nandor: Completely gay. We are like two French trombones.

Laszlo: This guy? I ream him nightly.

Nandor: And I'm always sucking him off. They are like: come! It's dinner! Stop sucking off your gay husband!

Laszlo: Which is amusing 'cause I am dinner. And I just carry on reaming him--sexually, you must understand that.

[Image description: a still shot from 4.5 of What We Do in the Shadows, “Private School”, shows Laszlo and Nandor holding hands on the love seat while they improvise the sexual details of their fake gay marriage to the Headmaster and Sean (quoted above). Nandor is trying to smile, while Laszlo looks intensely at the Headmaster, who’s offscreen. Behind them, Nadja smiles encouragingly, while Guillermo tries to get her attention. End description.]

[savagegood]

baby's first pride | WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS SEASON FIVE

[lexou-chan]

I love that we were all more or less concerned with Nandermo for this season, when Freddie and Marwa and the wedding were leaked... And yet

Now, barely 3 episodes in and we had :

-Nandor diving after Guillermo not even a second after the floor collapsed

-Nandor drying Guillermo's hair with a towel after said fall

-Nandor making sure he pronounces Guillermo's full name properly and claiming "always my friend"

- Nandor wanting Guillermo in an important role at his weeding despite not having choosen a wife yet

-Nandor being visibly upset that Guillermo doesn't seem jealous about said wedding

-Nandor having guy wives

-Nandor being clearly dissatisfied with all his wives even the one he ends up choosing Bachelor's style

-Guillermo being Nandor's dick attorney against the Djinn's potential tricks

-Nandor literally saying, as a form of thank you for said dick protection : "Every time I use my new big dick I will think of you and all you've done for me"

-Nandor inviting Guillermo to check said dick the moment he got it even though he hid it from the Djinn (who is the one who made it in the first place)

So yeah ... I think we're good. Definitely heading there.

[rootfish13]

Welp not only is Colin Robinson fully regenerated but he had over half a million dollars of the house's money stashed away....

[ayo-edebiri]

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2019 -) | 5.10 Exit Interview