people don’t talk about hilda (from the netflix show) enough and how absolutely insane she is. and by that i mean how she takes the Traditional Hero trope to the absolute extremes. she is filled with overwhelming whimsy; adventure is drawn to her like a goddamn magnet and absolutely NO ONE can stop her from pursuing it. and if they even try to get in her way then fuck them. this kid’s normal tuesday means possibly dying multiple times and fighting The Horrors. everyone around her is concerned for her and the unstoppable magical girl powers that she wields but she absolutely WILL be a little shit about it because she was pulled from her whimsical littol cottage in the woods where she played with trolls and forced to move to fucking Normal Non-Magic Town. turns out going to Normal Town is only a minor setback and soon she’s back on the befriending magical creatures (a GIANT TALKING RAVEN) grind. she’s so Magical Girl Protagonist that even her own mother is terrified for her.
put simply: hilda subverts the magical girl trope in such a way that makes her a threat to normal society. and i love her for that
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Flirty ace Dazai that cannot go on once stuff get serious my beloved.
She is such a loser and i love her for that.
Anyways have the spanish (mexican?) version n the english translation. I hope the translation is as funny as it is for me in spanish, honestly. (i tried)
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fjord and beau walking into a storage room where an escape chute apparently opens into and standing there in silence waiting forever for nott yasha and jester to flip the switch from upstairs and when it finally opens, jester comes sliding down going "WOO!!!" and they don't even blink. beau just stands there looking at the open ceiling. "son of a bitch."
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Cough cough
Trans Gregory headcanons?
If you're asking if I have any, then yeah! I've got a few<3
No really "serious" headcanons, just mostly stuff I thought up when ranting about him to a friend (hi Azzy<3)
-Cassie met him pre-transition, but it was during his "tomboy" phase. Dressed like a boy, cut his hair to look like a boy, literally changed his name to Gregory to people who didn't know him, didn't mind when people mistook him as a boy or used masc terms/pronouns on him-
And when Cassie was like "are you sure you're not trans?" he was like "nah, this is normal tomboy behavior."
Cassie never bought it.
She sniffed him out the moment she met him and was totally part of the reason he realized he was trans
-He 100% stole his name from a piece of media (most likely Freddys related, like a character from a Freddys show or comic or something)
-Dr. Rabbit respects the trans hustle. When he took over for Gregory at school and realized that his friends still called him by his old name and feminine pronouns, he gaslit the SHIT out of them.
"wdym, I've always been a boy" " "tomboy" was just another word for boy, wasn't it?" "I never had pigtails." "Are you guys okay?" "My name never used to be ----, I've always been Gregory".
Gaslight Gatekeep Boyboss yknow
-If his hair gets too long he'll panic and grab the sharpest thing he can find and cut it- he's good at doing this without cutting himself, but the first time he did it after moving in with Vanessa she had zero idea what he was doing so that was a bit of a heart attack on her end
-Cassie is also trans in my heart and she gave him all her old clothes. He lost them all after becoming homeless, but he appreciates it even during present day<3
-When Vanessa first started taking care of him, she bought every cheap shirt in the boys isle at Walmart so he could wear something other than his in-game shirt.
He appreciates it, but everything she bought him looked absolutely horrible.
She bought him a shirt with a printed on tuxedo and he's only ever worn it once (Freddy thinks it's a very nice shirt)
-Plot twist; Dr. Rabbit actually killed the therapists because they misgendered Gregory
-He helped guide Vanessa through her non-binary awakening (he was a terrible guide)
-I think these specific pieces of dialogue me and my friend wrote between Vanessa and Gregory when we were joking around is enough
In short? He's full of transmasc swagger 4ever and ever
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actually, here's more trans jason todd thoughts
he had some inkling when he was younger but he really understood his feelings when he came to the manor and had the time and freedom to worry about that and not his survival in the streets
he talked about it with dick first, and he gave him the robin costume to help him feel accepted. robin gives him magic and also the means to express his true self
bruce and alfred helped him transition socially and taught him men things like shaving and dressing up and social code even if he was too young for that yet to make him more confident and self-assured and also feel supported
bruce helped him find his new name, he chose it with his family in mind, something they might have liked too, but also one bruce liked. he wanted all of his loved ones to approve of it
talia helped him transition medically, during his years of training she got him doctors and appointments when he asked for it thanks to her network. she also went with him for surgeries
he's super into his looks now, as a kid he was kinda shy about it without even adding the whole dysphoria thing to the plate (robin hiding in his cape my beloved) but now that he's transitioned and has the body he wants and worked for? shamelessly showing off and appreciating it, to everyone it looks like annoying chad behavior but to the ppl who know he's trans it manages to somehow be endearing how much more comfortable he is now, especially if they knew him before
still annoying when he pauses what he's doing to check out his guns and flex in mirrors and glasses
because he is very private, few people know he's trans and he likes it that way, only those who knew him young (bruce, dick, barbara, alfred, ...) and the ones who need to know now or are close enough for it to be relevant/important to tell
and the self-indulgent one: there's a shop in gotham he goes to for his bikes when they need repair where he hangs out with the butch who owns it. they sit around a beer for gossip and book club from time to time
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