#where’s my pocket knife????

[moscryptidsstuff]

In celebration of Ides of March aka Stab That Bitch Cesar Day, we shall stab anyone who:

-We Hate

-Burns down libraries

-Likes the monarchy

-is the United States Government

Anyway. Meme:

[carmillas-vampiric-rage]

idk maybe this'll just come off as a biased hoe protecting her babygirl b u t t -

the judgment from the others about Tarak "abandoning" his people and planet and "cowardly running away" irks me.

Like all these characters have done things where they should be "shamed". my god Kora literally worked for Motherworld as a soldier and Gunner unintentionally got their father (leader) killed bc he didn't shut the fuck up.

but like- at the core of all of this: Kora being Motherworld's soldier. Gunner speaking up when he shouldn't have. Tarak cowardly running away- it's Motherworld. this is all them.

You're probably saying "well fucking obviously, tan" but just stay with me- Kora was taken from her home by Motherworld after they murdered her entire family and people. she was literally molded and brainwashed into fighting for a fascist system.

Gunner was trying to help his community, his people, by offering a deal he thought would be returned bc that's what Gunner would do, he's genuine, he's heartfelt, he's not an admiral obsessed with violence, authority, and colonialism.

and Tarak had just lost his father, to the Motherworld, after he tried seeking peace with them. then they attack his entire world. he loses his mother -who wouldn't leave her home and chose to end her life there- father and entire people in short succession. what was he supposed to do? he was scared and probably felt hopeless.

where do the others get off judging and pitying him? why is Tarak suddenly the sole person who could end the Motherworld terror?

like bitch Kora herself was gonna runaway before changing her mind to save Sam.

my point is, i just hate the framing from the others and Tarak himself that he did something morally wrong. bc he didn't. he did what any of them would do. he did what someone who'd just lost everything would do. the fucking issue here is the fascist monarchy state that thinks they can colonize and genocide any and all people they feel like.

like come on bestie- i feel like I'm losing my mind. most of this backstory is from the novelization from the first film- but istg if the group and Tarak make him feel more guilt for leaving his planet in part 2 I'm going to jump in front of a moving buss

[boyhoneypot]

violating you with my fave knife>>

what would you really be able to do?

wrangling you is fun as i strip you out of your clothing, doesn’t take long to pin you down.

it’s divine the way your taste lingers on my tongue. my hands trace upon your skin, to hold your thighs apart. im salivating at the sight of your cream spilling on the handle of my knife.. it’s the same way your cunt starts leaking, dripping down around my the base of my dick. mhm so sweet, my lovey trying to hide moans. im spreading you so wide & you’re doing so, so, soo amazing baby. being under my possession renders your brain to one thought; immense pleasure. after all it is your destiny to be my well kept breeding~toy.

in the overbearing embrace of my arms. it feels good inside you, doesn’t it?

that’s it, keep your legs up just like that. see darling..

you love feeling powerless under me, you love my cold blade against your neck, and you love watching me throw your legs over my shoulders as you melt into oblivion, gushing all over us <3

[hylianengineer]

Currently resisting the urge to buy myself a pocket knife with more tools on it than I will ever need.

[born-to-lose]

[semiotomatics]

cannot BELIEVE that apparently left-handed folding utility knives just, like, don't exist

[theboxfort]

OCs and object OC version of those OCs and the other OCs and my friend's @yusyed's OCs and O--

[two-calicos-in-a-trenchcoat]

Spider parrot knife

Large hunting knife (and also small hunting knife cuz they look the same)

Dagger

Multitool

Rainbow throwing knives

FANCY DAGGER

[femme-malewife]

😶‍🌫️hm.

[fandom-with-no-hope]

Sometimes I think about the stupid little things that changed me forever and I find it really funny like

Why do I like the color green? It's because in 2018 when I first heard about DDLC Monika was my favorite and so I loved Green bc of her eyes

Why is my fav song Hotel California? It's because in 2019 I watched a Let's Play of the fnaf fangame Dsaf 3 and the Salvage Music stuck with me since

There are a lot of exemples of silly little things like that and I find it really funny

[wanderingpages]

tw: mentions of sex trafficking

omg I also had a cult run in on my college campus a couple months ago 💀 I usually don’t respond to religious people but this girl framed the conversation as “we’re just trying to gauge interest in a club we’re trying to start” and then proceeded to try to prove to me that major figures in the Bible predicted climate change

and I didn’t even get the WEIRD part of the cult!! it was like a soft soft launch bc this cult is super active on other college campuses and people have taken them to court for sex trafficking college girls . . . smh I can’t believe I fit the demure sex-traffickable girl stereotype

🫠🫠🫠

[spoonyruncible]

I don’t have many friends, but I’m blessed by the ones I do have because I can say, “Guess who just bought a 𝒷𝓁𝑜𝓌𝑔𝓊𝓃!!!” and they just respond with, “Oh, I’m so glad, you really needed the enrichment. I know how much you miss your bow. It’s so nice to see the old you back again.”

And, you know, maybe that should be concerning for several dozens of reasons. Really, though, I’m just absolutely touched that the few people I’ve let see my heart know absolutely that I am meant to be surrounded by unusual weapons and there is nothing bad about that.

[iicraft505]

Watching a lot of these rescue type things I think I'm going to start hiking with stuff in case I get lost or injured because now I feel like it's goofy not to. Also never going on a boat wearing anything that could fill with water and pull me down and not wearing a life jacket because tbh to be honest it just seems stupid not to

[rizzmin]

I think it was just me lmao, I didn't see anything