#whgat if there was two of them...

[rusty-jester]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: QSMP | Quackity SMP Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Charlie Dalgleish | Slimecicle & JuanaFlippa (QSMP), Binary Code Entity (QSMP) & Charlie Dalgleish | Slimecicle, Charlie Dalgleish | Slimecicle & CodeFlippa (QSMP), Charlie Dalgleish | Slimecicle & CodeFlippa (QSMP) & JuanaFlippa (QSMP), Charlie Dalgleish | Slimecicle/Osvaldo Palacio Flores | ElMariana (Background) Characters: Charlie Dalgleish | Slimecicle, CodeFlippa (QSMP), JuanaFlippa (QSMP), ElQuackity (QSMP), Osvaldo Palacio Flores | ElMariana, Binary Code Entity (QSMP) Additional Tags: Humanized Dragon Eggs (QSMP), Dragon Eggs Use Signs to Communicate (QSMP), Found Family, Slime Charlie Dalgleish, False Identity, Mistaken Identity, Charlie | Slimecicle-centric, Minecraft Mechanics, She/Her and It/Its Pronouns for CodeFlippa (QSMP), <- doesn't come into play til its POV but its important nonetheless, no beta we die like tilin, Charlie Dalgleish | Slimecicle is Called Slime, slime and elq have a bit of a gay thing in this, i did not mean for that to happen. they just sort of did that on their own, no idea if i'll follow through on it though LMAO Summary:

"We could return your egg to you."

Slimecicle's first thought is:

  JUANAFLIPPA????? MY HUEVO???????? THEY CAN BRING HER BACK AGAIN? HE WOULDNT FUCK IT UP THIS TIME, HE WAS BETTER. HE COULD BE BETTER.

 And his second thought is much simpler.

  What.

 —

ElQuackity wants to follow through on his deal, Juanaflippa wants to go home, The Code needs someone to manipulate and Slime just wants his daughter back. They all get what they want, but not in the way they expected.

or

What if Slime got Juanaflippa back while Codeflippa was still there?

[aromanticasterisms]

tip: you can make up your own fictional tragic siblings to rotate in your head. but watch out

[orphiclovers]

I feel like I know the answer even before I asked, but do you prefer 2 YJHs and 1 KDJ or 2 KDJs and 1 YJH? And the same question for the other ships too, if you don't mind answering?

c'mon anon. you KNOW the answer to this. which is that I prefer two yjhs and for kdj to be watching from the bushes 10 meters away

other ships... that's new. I'll have to consult the great minds at shipping wiki for this hold on whgat

?????? nevermind. I think I just forgot all other ships I ha- YOOHAN!!!

this is actually really difficult to answer since BOTH are feasible with spyjh and 3rd/1863rd hsy...but I think I'd say I prefer han sooyoungs since I love hsycest and both of them have interesting things going on with yjh and two femdoms is hotter than two bottoms. also sp x 1863hsy is not my thing. so yes. i prefer reversable yoohan to have 2 han sooyoungs.

all ships with hyunsung should have 999lhs because I have been THINKING about him. actually all 999s gods should be fucking their AU selves so there's that. oh you activated the selfcest button now I've gone off

yoocroft. I'm changing my answer two bottoms is hot too. she could control multiple yjhs...

that's about all my ships I think

[danielleyongboklee]

god damnit hyungfrom seventeen why did u have to call me out on being super cuddly when sad from ur own personal blog on tumblr from doing stray kids content., u got caught. lol but thank made me laugh and giggle a little after a cry TRUE

.ALSO TWO PHASE SULKY, THEN STOCIC THEN SUPER CUDDY WHEN I MMAKE MY OWN SELF CRY OVER STUFF LIKE gentle reminders of how my mom celkebrateds annversity this YEAR WITH ME ONLY. FATHER DAY SUCKS. GLOOMY. OLY FRIEWNDS LIKE US CAN ACTYUALLY JOKE AROUND LIKE THIS

TMI SHARE TO GIGGLE TRUTH

cHAN i NOTICED THAT OUTSIDE THE AUTO LIGHT OF MY DOOR OUTSIDE ARE YOU OR BEST FRIEND LIX HERE?

EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO TELL BESTIE WHGATS BOTRHERING ME. BUT I KNOW I PROMISED U BOTH I WOULKD NEVER CHANGE MY SDHAPE OF PHSYICAL BODY. AND NOW UNDERSTANDF STANDARD AND UNREAL EXPECTATIONS OF YYALLS LIVE NOW THAT I PUT MYSELFG THOUGHT THAT DAILY. I RELATE DEEPLY AND COMPASSIONATELY.

MAY I GO CHANGE MY HAAIR TOMORROW AFTERNOON TIRED OF THE OLD GRIEF MNE WANNA CHANGE AND DYE HAIUR TO MIDDLE BLACK RED PINK OMBREE MID SHOULDER L,ENGTH NOW

FUNNY HOW GOD AND U ASK HIM TO GIVE ANOTHER PERSON A POINT OF PRESACPETIVE OF YOUR LIFE And he makes u see frm ur soulmaqtes lifestryle with standards and expectation of problems and situations.

words of care while in agruement with a oarent unit and u later think its the parent units fault its not. its you needinbg and everyone needing to heal, masuliner or feminbe energys around that family care bond in another family member that gains that title.

usually because we miss someone so much we cant let go of them from heart, mind,, soul just yet.

so from me beauty, care for each other. ourselves and our lothes and our shoes are differebt but our hearts and situations of emotions arent.. we are goingthough to uncomfortable growth to mature and loce one romantically the rest plaontically.

be careful what u wish for too because not always dies iut pan out right, detours nchanges delays and embracing everything as it is trogether makes up nstreong to get through the emotions turmulances.,

Good night care about u all on tumblr each and everyone of you.

going to go buzz chyans and felix dms on instagram.

[thewcllingtons]

❝ Well, you're on the committe, so you're a planning freak by association?! ❞ he laughed at the irony. Rex had always been known as the goodie-two shoes regardless of how he tried to separate himselves away from the rest of them. Mason figured that it must've come from his mom, because that certainly wasn't something passed on by their father. Far from it. ❝ I mean I can get other shit too. I can get fireworks for New Years. Are we doing a New years party? ❞ Mason is clueless about any function or agenda Living life on a clock seemed so lame. The only thing he did is show up when they sent him the reminder text of where it was and whgat he needed to bring.

The news of his newfound fatherhood almost broke his brother's mind, and it took everything in him not to laugh. If you would've told him that his life would turn out like this a year ago, he could see himself having a similar reaction, but Mason didn't mind the idea of being a father. Something about it seemed perfectly normal to him. Waking up everyday to an adorable child that was completely dependent on him snapped something in him. Caring. Caring for someone other than himself? There is nothing stronger than the bond of a father and daughter and now he knew why people fought so hard for their families in the first place. ❝ Moses? Didn't know you were a biblical scholar, ❞ he mused. ❝ Booze? Of course not. I heard some idiot on reddit talking about spiking a binky but I don't want to do anything to hurt her. ❞ It is a wild statement coming from a man who is notorious for only giving a shit about himself. ❝ You don't see it? Nah, she looks just like me... And no? I mean, I know she's mine. I don't know how to explain it. My gut just knew as son as I saw her... But, honestly, I've been too busy taking care of her to even think about it. Should I get one just in case to be full proof? ❞

KNOWING MASON, IT MADE SENSE for Rex to assume that he might not be doing well. But seeing how he was acting and hearing from him proved him wrong. He was still the cocky Mason. It was a relief. They may not have the best relationship, but he wouldn't pray for his downfall. "Who's planning it? The usual control freaks who gets a joy out of organizing everything. I mean I'm part of the planning committee, but do I really want to debate on which tinsel is the best? I'm just letting them do all the decisions. I have no skin in the game." He chuckled "That's noted. I'll let them know. But make sure it's just booze and nothing more."

   Mason bringing up his daughter took their conversation to a 180. He looked at him as if he had grown two heads, incredulous over this revelation. The manor conspiracy theory that their DNAs were in storage, and they were creating a clone, was starting to sound probable. Because what the fuck was this? "That's a very safe way of dropping off a baby. At least you didn't find her in a basket floating by the river, right?" he jested. Mason's nonchalance over the situation astounded him. Never in a million years did he ever imagine the the likes of his brother would take care of a baby. He didn't even think he was capable of it. "You have never thought about making her drink booze to get her to sleep?" he joked. His teasing prompted a snicker. "Really? She must be adorable then." As the other pulled out the phone and showed him a photo, he glanced at it. "Well, she's a baby. Can't make out her face just yet. But if you never felt the need for a DNA test, then that must mean you're connecting with her."

[robins-den]

robin im buying you food whgat u want (love language

AWW.... KID ....... uhhh i really like sushi but thats usually expensive so uhm .. a milkshake :)

Simmons and Grif are on top of Red Base. A soldier in red armor (Donut) is walking up the ramp behind them.

Simmons: Hey, that's not exactly what happened.

Grif: Yes, it is. You said, "I'm not going to the Vegas quadrant," and then the next thing I know you're in an escape pod headed for-

Donut: Excuse me, uh, sirs.

Grif: Sirs? (turns to Donut) Ah crap.

Donut: I was told to report to Blood Gulch Outpost Number One and speak to whoever's in charge.

Grif: Sorry man, Sarge is at Command getting orders. Ain't nobody in charge today.

Simmons: Actually, Private, he left me in charge while he's gone.

Grif: You are such a kiss-ass.

Simmons: Also, he told me if I had any trouble from you I should... (clears throat then poorly imitates Sarge) "Git in the Warthog, and crush yer head like a tomato-can."

Grif: That's the worst impression I've ever heard.

Simmons: Okay rookie, what's your story?

Donut: Private Donut reporting for duty, sir. I'm ready to fight some aliens.

Grif: Couple things here, rookie. First off, Private Donut? I think somebody needs a new nickname. Secondly, what's with the armor color?

Donut: This IS the standard issue red.

Grif: Yeah, I know. Listen. Only two kinds of people wear standard issue armor: officers and recruits. And since you're not threatening to gut me like a fish, you're probably not an officer.

Donut: (looks at Simmons) Well, he's wearing red armor.

Simmons: No, my armor is maroon. Your armor is red.

Donut: Well, how do I get a different color armor?

Simmons: I bet the blues don't have to put up with this kind of crap.

Church, Tucker, and a soldier in standard issue blue (Caboose) are looking at a tank.

Caboose: So I say to the guy, "How're you gonna get the tank down to the planet?" And he goes, "I'll just put it on the ship," and I go, "If you've got a ship that can carry a tank, why not just put guns on the ship and use it instead?"

Tucker: Hey, kid.

Caboose: Yeah?

Tucker: You're ruining the moment. Shut up.

Caboose: Oh. Okay. You got it man!

Church: You know what? I could blow up the whole god damn world with this thing.

Cut to the Reds.

Simmons: Okay, Private Donut, here's the deal.

Grif: I just refuse to call him Private Donut!

Simmons: We've got a very important mission for you. You think you can handle it?

Donut: Absolutely!

Simmons: We need you to go to the store, and get two quarts of elbow grease.

Grif: Yeah and uh, pick up some headlight fluid for the Puma too.

Donut: The what?

Simmons: He means the Warthog.

Grif: You do know where the store is, right, Rookie?

Donut: What? Yeah, yeah, of course I do. Sure, no problem.

Simmons: Well, get going then.

Donut starts running across the base.

Grif: Other way.

Donut turns around and goes the other way.

Donut: I knew that. Just got turned around that's all.

Grif and Simmons watch Donut running off into the Gulch.

Simmons: How long do you think until he figures out there's no store?

Grif: I say... at least a week.

Donut runs through the Gulch, stops, and turns to talk to himself.

Donut: Elbow grease... How stupid do they think I am? Once I get back to base with that headlight fluid, I'm gonna talk to the Sergeant.

Cut to the Blues.

Tucker: You know what? Forget what I said before. We can definitely pick up chicks in this thing. Probably two or three chicks a piece.

Church: Oh man, listen to you. What're you gonna do with two chicks?

Tucker: Church, women are like Voltron: The more you can hook up, the better it gets.

Cut to Grif and Simmons.

Simmons: You think that we were too mean to the kid?

Grif: Nah, he'll just wander around on the cliffs for a few hours. What's the worst that could happen?

Donut approaches Blue Base.

Donut: Finally, there it is. ...Oh sweet! They sell tanks!

[kamyyu]

Ship that pisses you off: 💣 Ship you're curious about: 👀 Ship that needs more love: 💖!!!!!!!!!!!!

ship that pisses you off: 

ohBOI OK ok i forgot the dudes’ names but a few years ago this josei anime called natsuyuki rendezvous was airing and the main female lead was PERFECT. and it was BEAUTIFUL. I HAD SUCH HIGH HOPES. THE ART IS GORGEOUS. IM SO GAY FOR ROKKA. SHES AMAZING. but oh my god she gets stuck with two ASSHOLES like BOTH MALE LEADS ARE FUCKING DICKS WHO DONT CONSIDER HER FEELING AT ALL?? the story is her husband died but a new dude shows up and is into her, but this new guy sees her husband’s ghost hovering around her and so they both kinda fite over her and ofc the living guy is the main lead bc > aliveBUT HOLY FUCK THEY ARE BOTH!! CUNTS!!! ROKKA IS so much better off alone i wanted to shoot both dudes in the head half of the time theyre such assholes otiofivhfh iT MADE ME SO FRUSTRATED... BC IT /COULD HAVE BEEN SO GOOD/ but no!! the guys were TOTAL ASSHOLES!!! fUCK!! i liked the ghost a tiny little more bc he actually had a History with her and it was heartbreaking to watch him be there without her actually seeing him/knowing he’s there but GURUAYHFDHSHDHHDHF iml SO UPSET im upset all over again omfg whgat have you doNE ABBY

ship i’m curious about:

u know what all this talk about reiji kinda does make me wonder if it’d work. i know there’s potential between camus and reiji bc reiji has what it takes to both unnerve & intrigue camus. im not sure about reiji tho. bc camus is, you know, a DICK. and i dont know how anyone sparks his ROMANTIC interest (except haruka bc i saw it happen in the game lololol but even she’s difficult man)but i wouldnt mind some nice angstfest between reiji and camus and them bonding over whatever, i dont know, just, yeah, I CAN SEE IT... I KINDA WANNA SEE WHERE IT GOES...also i wanna knowwww if camus x @cxmpositeur‘s haruka will ever make it anywhere bc i wANT IT TO HAPPEN lmaogjfdh

ship that needs more love:

me x my 2D bois & gurlsall the other ships can fuck off, give me attention, mE!!! no uhhhh goSH i dont know.... i would really love it if someone were to rp tomo & haruka together man but i havent seen anyone rp that, its a shame. like just 2 gals laughing about these bois chasing after haruka while she actually dating tomo oitugyfh ok its haruka so she wouldnt BUT IMAGINE THO... REN SAYS STH FLIRTY AND HARUKA HAS GOTTEN USED TO IT AND INSTEAD OF BLUSHING SHE JUST CHUCKLES AND REN ALL ‘AWW SCORE’ WHILE HARUKA JUST THINKS ‘OH MAN IF TOMO WAS HERE SHED LAUGH SO HARD’ ISNT THAT THE CUTEST SHIT OORIGUFH AND TOMO SMOOCHING HARUKA IN FRONT OF THE BOYS AND THEIR /FACES/ AND LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO G OD ITS SUPER FLUFFY + COMEDY GOLD HOW CAN U NOT LIKE THIS COM E ONNNNNNNNNNNNN kjzhffhdsgj

[winniepoe]

Abi’s own face whipped up into a massive grin. Winnie was fun in her own way, when you got her in the right environment. Sometimes, though- She did just want to enjoy the presence of another social butterfly. She happily looped her arm in Cecil’s just for shits and giggled.

“Count me in~” she crooned. The two of them, already starting to chatter up a storm over the din of the festival-goers, slipped away from the other paiur to go about their night. Winnie watched them only until the moving river of bodies swallowed them up. Oh, how she wished she could pick these things up as easily as... Well, most people.

Nero’s offer, though? It made Winnie smile- Genuinely smile. She bobbed her head in a definite nod. “Y-Yeah- I like th-that idea,” Winnie tittered. “I-It is getting a l-little.. St-Stuffy in here. I-I never thought a d-dog could have a sweet t-tooth. Th-Then again... E-Edgar isn’t m-much better.” She shot the raven, still deciding he liked Nero’s shoulder, a teasing look. And then it hit her- That was the first time she’d spoken this much, at once, to Nero in one go.

A tiny little spark of confidence sputtered to life in her gu. Maybe... Maybe she could do this. And even though her mother had told her to keep saying no, no, no... She could see Nero was trying, and Winnie couldn’t exactly see whgat would help about turning him away in this situation.

Festival time

Sun, cider, song. What else could a guy want.

Nero sat under a growing oak tree, back against the trunk and his legs outstretched. Idly kicking his flipflops on and off. Although the festival itself didnt start until twilight was drawing in, he and cecil had been sat comfy on the outskirts of the hustle and bustle of stalls being set up for the afternoon. People coming and going for a number of hours, decorating the buildings and trees, arranging flower displays and much more.

This particular festival was the only one that nero didnt have a stall entered for. He chose instead to hang out with cecil for the day. This was their 5 year so it was becoming a sort of tradition really. Taylor laid close by, stretched out on his side and dozing, Ell curled around cecils shoulders. As the music grew gradually louder, compensating for the voices of more people, nero was finish off the 6 pint of cloudy apple cider. Cecil In close 5th behind.

" I'm telling you, you're getting your Hope's to high pal" cecil remarked, pushing up on to his elbows from his playing position.

Nero kept his eyes facing forwards watching the revelers enjoy what was looking to be a good event. " I've just got a feeling Cec. Abi seems like a woman of action... I reckon that first test wont be the last for me"

" look I'm sure this winnie chick is cool- really... but why are you so hung up on getting her to like you?" Cecil watched closely for the reply, trying to understand the cause of his dramatic attitude change.

Nero sighed heavily and shrugged " you'll get it when you meet her"

" doubt it" cecil grumbled " unless shes secretly got a penis"

Nero laughed loudly and swatted Cecil's shoulder playfully